This cunt is coming to my school. What should I do at the event?

Not go

>>730762143
throw a bucket of semen on her

Wear all black
Wear mask
Buy bike lock
Hit as many SJWs in the head as you can

>>730762143
whip ur dick out

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I would get sex w/ her

>>730762143
im not saying commit an act of terror but you should commit an act of terror

>>730762143
https://youtu.be/SDTZ7iX4vTQ

Sit in the crowd and blow an airhorn Everytime she says something retarded

>>730762143
Wait for a question and answer session.
>"Say Nigger"

>>730762265
Wouldn't it be easier to get a bucket of animal blood? I mean to fill a bucket full of semen is a lot of work for one guy.

>>730762143
Fuck off with your cuckifornia soshill justice bullshit

Cosplay as her then repeat everything she says

>>730762143
Time to shoot up the school OP

>>730762143
You go to West Valley College? I assume you're not very smart

I would honestly fuck her silly.
Great tits, pretty nice body, face and personality could use some work but still.

She's like the hot retarded girl that you just want to take advantage of, but you know it's wrong, but you want to do it anyway.

>>730762397
That's not her but I'm fapping anyway

dont go.

>>730762397
any nudes?

Have the campus republicans purchase every ticket they can. Then fill the place with men who are sick of being abused by these feminist nazis. Or put a glass stink bomb under her chair leg so when she sits down it breaks open.

OP here, is there any other WV fags here? I can't seem to find my school ID...
>>730762763
Honestly, I didn't even want to go to college. I wanted to get a job and save up money after I finished High School, but turns out, I'm wasn't allowed to take control of my life.

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>>730762143
Copypasta
But make a sign that shows this.
Pic related, it's Laci Green.

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>>730762143
I have fucked up many events in school/college by using this method so if you wish to crash a shitty event

get this

http://www.liquidass.com/

do NOT get the spray
only the streamers
it looks like water
don't get the fucking stuff on you because you will reak like shit

just casually walk around with a sweater, have the nozzle pointing outward, and squeeze gently, streaming along the stage and chairs just as the crowd is gathering.

>>730762397
Fuccboi :(

>>730762143

Nothing.

Because if you do it will make her a victim just feed into her narrative.

You retard.

You should print that image off, and go ask her for an autograph.

>>730763048
this

>>730762597
get your buddies to help. it's for a good cause, and a bunch of dudes jerking into a bucket isn't even that gay.

>>730762597
>Circle jerk

Make it a fraternity rush event. If the pledges can't make her run off the stage in tears, they don't get into the fraternity.

>>730762597
why does it have to be one guy

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>>730763048
That's some good shit.

>>730762143
Throw hammer at her mouth. Her teeth when she smiles scare the fuck out of me.
Her smile is wrong. Anon I would appreciate it and cherish you as best /b/ro

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Show her this

Rotten fish. Smells like feminist cunts. Go forth anon, and do gods work.

>>730762143
In the middle of her speech. Open the door, get on the floor everybody walk the dinosaur

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>>730763230

>>730763048
Fuck, that stuff's expensive.
>>730763469
Does she actually believe that there are more than 2 genders? If she doesn't, it won't be as effective.

>>730762397
yeah but she also has a viciously hairy vag and armpits and legs (she shows this on videos, this is no joke) because she's a fucking feminizi weirdo.

>>730762597
theres that guy that posts here yearly showing his cum bottle collection and he's been at it for like 6 years and its probably not even a buckets worth

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>>730763709
It's worth it.
I got greentext to back it up

>>730763933
Post?

Walk in with sunglasses while dancing to the beat of this and screaming along with a few more MAGAbros https://youtu.be/e2oIkeqNMCQ

>>730762143
Laci Green is a Jew. She's coming to your school? That's because most modern colleges/unis are marxist shit holes. Fuck that slut.

>>730762143
let her rape you

>>730762143
ASK HER IF TRAPS ARE GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>730763709
Yes she actually does

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>>730763933
Is that yhivi? Got any sauce bro?

>>730763454
No lie. Ive killed 3 squirrels in my yard chucking a claw hammer at them. So I'm up for hire. 600 US dollars and ill chuck a hammer at anyone.

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>>730762143
shut it down since its jews

>>730762143

>Open to students only


Pretty blatant indoctrination play there, jfc

>>730762529

So he'd deafen everyone?

>>730762143
Gang rape. Give her something to bitch about.

>>730762143
Sniff her butt of course

>>730764125
FUCK. She actually does. Holy shit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4wA3XIfyzJw

>>730763078
What in Davy Jones’ locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I’ll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I’ve led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o’ swag. I’ll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o’ pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o’ monsoon that’ll wipe ye off the map. You’re sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o’er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o’ the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I’ll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o’ the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn’t, ye didn’t, and now ye’ll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I’ll shit fury all over ye and ye’ll drown in the depths o’ it. You’re fish food now, lad.

>>730762143
>spending money on college in 2017

enjoy your literal debt slave state existence, idiot

>>730764735

The fact that you're surprised by this makes me sad. Fucktard.

>>730762143
Shout "Pepe!" and then leave

>>730764735
It's not really suprising she is a HUGE sjw

>>730764229
You can literally google eating fruit loops from asshole porn

>>730762143
OP here, just got an idea. What if we invade the college's twitter comments about the event, and just keep posting 'offensive' stuff leading up to it?
I think that could be pretty funny.

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>>730763933
>be me
>shy, quiet, normie in 10th grade
>see youtube videos with liquid ass
>show it to my dad who was drunk, he's kek'ing
>buys $30 worth total streamers
>I take, just one streamer out 4 iirc
>at school
>get out of class early before B lunch because reasons
>stream all the way down the main hall
>wtf, I don't smell anything. fucking bullshit
>one of the first in line to cafeteria, still streaming bit by bit
>the bell rings for B lunch
>hordes of " AWWW FUCK fuck whahf fart SHIT NIGGA-ofufkskfnioenrgSHITIpoo-dum-"
>everyone has their hand over their face. girls plowing their faces in their sweaters
>everyone is crowded, avoiding the main hallway
>1/4th of cafeteria is designated liquidass zone by people stepping on it and spreading
>security guards checking lockers for stink bombs

got a few more.

Just go. She may have some good tips on how to eat pussy.

If not, then ask her if Black Lives Matter, and if so, should abortion be illegal for blacks?

>>730764908
See-> >>730762989

>>730765119

Who the fuck is we? NYPA faggot.

>>730762143
Hold up a sign saying "cool story babe, no lettice on my sandwich."

>>730765118

I could, but I don't care. I just want to know if that girl is Yhivi.

>>730762143
>Social justice studies

God I can't believe it's real. wtf do they even teach

>>730765380

Finding a Safespace 101
Feminist Dance Theory 103
I'm Offended! 105
Everything I don't like is Hitler 201

>>730762143

Put on a black mask and threaten to attack everyone attending.

I mean it works on right wing speakers.

>>730765303
What this phukkked cunt said

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>>730765380
How to fuck niggers to atone for being a wyteboi

>>730762989
Was gonna go there but I didn't

>>730762529
ring a triangle and yell 'retard alert'

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>>730765380
I JUST NOTICED THAT. this is my 3rd year and I've never heard of that before.

>>730762597
or you can find like 2 or 3 horses and crank it out of them

>>730764284
I literally burned a ratto alive to stop my balding. The balding part is a lie.

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>>730762143
>youtuber
>public speaker
>activist
>haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
This isn't even regular public speaker level shit. This is "muh job's a youtuber" shit. This is post-third wave cancer shit. Global gender symposium? Free event? Social Justice and Gender studies? This is where the meme comes from? They offer these classes?

Surely it's a pyramid scheme, right?

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>>730762143
SJW is merely a starting point, she's almost to full Antifa level.