911.. WHATS YOUR EMERGANCY ?

>>730756818

OP is being a massive faggot. He just can't stop deepthroating cocks.

>>730756818
Watermelon nig nog west side ooga booga

>>730757002
"That's a serious matter is op breathing and conscious?"

>>730757002
Ok please keep calm sir.. there is an ambulance on route to remove that stick out of your ass. And give you a life saving injection of a sence of hunour.

>>730756818
There's a snake in my boot

>>730756818
I lost my car keys in Christina Hendricks vagina. What should I do?

>>730757355
Animal control have been found.. unless its a trouser snake and if thats in your boot.. damb sir well done! >>730757499
Ok take deep breaths for me sir.. a swat team us on route to kick it in and retrieve the keys

>>730757355
Animal control have been called sir.. unless its a trouser snake, and if thats in your boot.. well done sir!

>>730756818
I fell and got a booboo hurtie on my shin. Can you come and kiss it?

>>730756818
I have horrible gas

>>730756818
THERE ARE ILLEGAL DUBS IN THE AREA!

>>730757866
Sir this line is for emergencies only.. go and see your mummy.

>>730757148
Understood, peace keepers are on the way with justice sticks to correct you

>>730756818
Uh...What are you wearing ?

>>730756818
I WAS CHEWING ON A SPRING AND NOW IT'S EMBEDDED IN MY GUMS HELP

>>730758021
Can you tell me a bread time stowy?

>>730757937
Ok an ambulance is on its way with 100 cc's 9f cork

>>730756818
I think my dog is gay.

>>730758180
Ok animal services have been called to take it away to be put down.

>>730756818

I've fallen and I can't get it up.

>>730756818
Police, I think OP is being a faggot. Come arrest him for excessive faggotry.

>>730758180
Just because it lets you suck it's dick doesn't mean the dog is gay.. You on the other hand.

>>730758169
Please hurry it's starting to make me gag

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THERES A WILD NIGGER GOING THROUGH MY GARBAGE CAN !!!!

>>730758306
Sir we recognise your number from a wanted list of known pedophiles.. police are on there way to arrest you

>>730756818
I have too much steak on my plate and I can't finish it all.

>>730756818
a snake just bite my tongue off

>>730756818
HELP, HELP MOTHERFUCKER THEY COMING FOR ME! OH, oh, i shit on myself, i cant stop crying

>>730758452
Thats just normal for your area.. please move to a move civalised area

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>>730758578

>>730758487
Ah safe jusf biffed your thong cough?

>>730756818
I kick flipped my cat but bailed and stomped on his neck.

>>730758487
Snake..? Is that the name of the hooker? Sir we need all the info we can get

>>730758673
Triple layer kek

>>730756818
Your spelling.

>>730758578
>>730758578
We are the ones after you.. like im going to help you.. by the way.... KNOCK KNOCK

>>730756818
I totally fuck two chicks last night

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>>730758646
I'm going after it

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>>730758457
If I can be caught

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>>730756818
My butt has a huge crack in it. huh huh

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>>730757277
>sence

>>730756818
here is some black guy minding his own business

>>730756818
>911.. WHATS YOUR EMERGANCY ?

My president is a traitor.
He is actively cooperating with a foreign enemy
and covering up his actions.
Could you send the Mounties or something?

>>730758773
How do you think i ended up in this job.. im thick as fuck.

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I need a tailor because I ripped my pants.

>>730759284
Nepotism.

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Micheal smells something officer >>730756818

>>730759428
He smells plastic.

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>>730759607

Someone's left this freshly baked cookie untended...

>>730759778
Do you have autism?

>>730759887
Probably...
Pls no bully

>>730760017
What's your name?

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>>730759887

It's ok cookie. They're just ignorant. I'll love you.

>>730760098
What's your name anon?

I don't know what happened but my dogs penis is stuck inside me, send help

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>>730760371

Yaaaay Yaaaay So good
Yaaaay Yaaaay