*stares at you*

>>730749808
post nudes or gtfo

d-do you have a dick ?

>>730749808
uwu whats this

>>730749808
"But i'm black why is she staring at me"

this is awkward

>>730750108
dayum thats cute

>>730749808
"It's moderate to severe plaque psoriasis"

>see me on my way

cute

>>730749808
"Take a picture, it'll last longer."
Then I put on my ray bans and skate away on my heelies.

>>730749808
"UR FKIN EYES STUCK M8?"

>>730749808
do you got something to say to me, bitch? you wanna fucking go? I put you in the ground, cunt

>>730749808
"Bit of a rush, you can tell me why you were staring later."
*write phone number on her hand with the make-up on table*

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>>730749808
Listen if you got something to say just fucking say it. I'm not sorry for killing that fucking parrot alright? All that motherfucker did was throw seeds on the floor, shit and half strangle out a 'Hello' about 300 times a day. I wanted a snapping turtle. Or even a big-ass centipede. At least those don't throw their seeds on the fucking floor, Karen.

>>730750473
Sorry, I must have the wrong booth.
>have done, I was on the phone and it wasn't that bright.

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>>730750604
>>730750617
>>730750806
I-i'm sorry
*sweats profusely*

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>>730749808
THE FUCK ARE YOU LOOKING AT BITCH?

>>730749808
wink at her and stick out my tongue

>>730751010
*drop kick
*take a dump on chest
*cartwheel outta there
*deal with it

>>730750473
calling twin peaks for some cherry pie

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>>730751010
I'll forgive you. THIS time.

>>730751010
>that bro dooting away behind her

>>730751010
>paternal instinct:"Who the hell let this kid out of the house when they're this sick?"
*pours a bottle of water on her and gives her another to drink* "go find a doctor, I have enough malpractice suits already and I'm a college dropout."

Okay show your Adams apple you edgy insufferable new age fuck.

>>730749808
*stares back and finishes*

>>730749808
She obviously is thinking of how to tell me that she is vegan.

Ignoring xhe as far as possible.

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>>730749808
>whips this out
Want some fuck baby?

What the fuck am I doing at a starbucks in a target?

get the fuck off my /b/ you fucking normie!

REEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

>>730751010
*teleports behind you*

>>730749808
i like women

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>>730750248 Agreed

>>730751010
Moar? She is cute

>>730753503
H-How is that possible

>>730749913
Starbucks, check
Target, check.

Very good chance it's a MtF faggot

>>730755371
It's a dude

>>730754913
"Nothing personal, kid"

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>>730755653
Wut? I have a confused boner

>>730755371
Thanks, She's my gf

>>730749808
Obviously shopped, dobby died ages ago.
Potter was SHATTERED

>>730755850
Anons think itzaboy... confirm?

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>>730750604
Kek
"Seeya looser"

>>730749808
>tell her she's not my type
>go to parking lot and play with my RC helicopter
>wait for her to come out
>do flybys around her head as she runs away screaming

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>>730749808
>"she's not looking at me, there's probably someone behind me"

And move on with my day. Im a ugly faggot, why would she stare at me.

>>730749808

*Dickslams*

>>730749808
-so I replied to that newfag with the Navy seal pasta, cause that's what they do in the Chan , they so random
>hfw

>>730749808
She's not getting out of this without a timestamped picture of that sharpie on the table in her pooper.

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>>730749808
Pls stop, I hate being stared at while I eat.