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i killed someone what do i do?? / this is no joke

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i killed someone what do i do?? / this is no joke
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>>730749706
fuck the body
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hmm, hide the body?
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>>730749706
You know the rules, body with timestamp.
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>>730749852
Rolling for this
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its a guy...
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post pics
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>>730749897
Reroll
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>>730749927
One last time
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>>730749949
OK one more please quads
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>>730749706
report it to the police
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>>730749796
>>730749841

There are two kinds of people.
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>>730749706
pics or didnt happen
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>>730749977
Ill take dubs
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>>730749706
post pictures faggot
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>>730750000
Checked. OP Has to show body.
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>>730750000
kek has spoken
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>>730750000
Fantastic.
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>>730749706
are you a military member?
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>>730750000
>timestamp.
don't have pic of the body its 4 miles way
but this
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>>730750000
>>730750000
>>730750000
>>730750000
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>>730750000
HAIL KEK!
PICS OR NOT HAPPEN.
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>>730750184
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OP we are very knowledgeable in this field and can significantly help you, all we need are some timestamped pics of body and scene
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>>730749706
you have to show us the body, faggot.

>>730750000
DO IT
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>>730749706
Call the police
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SHOW THE FUCKING BODY FAGGOT
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>>730749706
You idiot! You were supposed to stream the murder on Facebook! You totally fucked up!
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>>730750000
kek wills it
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>>730750477
Dubs, checked em
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>>730750000
Quad get. Show the body OP with time stamp. KEK has spoken faggot
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>>730750000
Checked
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>>730750290
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boy oh boy this is shit-tier bait
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>>730750477
>>730750000
>>730749977
All digits so far have been for showing the body.


KEK WILLS IT
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Pics of body now, my dude.
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OP if faggot
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>>730749706
Fake and gay.
Kill yourself faggot.
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>>730750000
This, do it
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>>730750000
chekld
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Op won't fucking deliver.
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>>730749706
Don't forget to loot the body. Also check to see if you leveled up, you might have skill points you can use.
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>>730749706
kys faggot
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>>730749706
Cut off a piece of the body as a trophy and show us.
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Turn yourself in. What you did will never leave you and unless you killed someone you have absolutely no connection to you're going to get caught. Does anyone else know? Because if so then you are definitely fucked.
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>>730749905
Did the man stutter?
Pound that meat
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>>730750000
checked, do it!
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>>730751933
Checked for kek
Post pics of you fucking the body
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>>730749706

post the body fag
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>>730749996
Fuck off back to Tumblr.
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>>730750000
Checked
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>>730751842
Well, you know, no one but the hundreds of people reading this thread.
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I want to see a dead body
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Aaaaad OP is an edgy lying cunt bitch ass motherfucking piece of shit
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>>730753938
not op, but dead eenough?
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>>730754185
This steak is too well done. Take it back please.
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>>730754185
No.
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One of the worst times I've seen quads go to waste fuck you and your pathetic feelings OP
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>>730754629
Yes indeed
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>>730754629
No.
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>>730754185
Pathologist: Bring me a stick.
*poke*
Dead Guy's Son: What Caused the death of my father?
Guy1: Yo mama so fat he got rekt.
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>>730749706
Cook meat feed to homeless. No body, no crime. Plus you good guy for feeding the poor.
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>>730754512
I've always loved this pic, and I've always wondered wtf it is? Like what shooped into what?
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>>730755544
It's a deer butt taxidermy.
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>>730749706
Turn yourself in to the police if you live in America or Western Europe. If not, hide the body, preferably destroy it, get rid of the weapon, preferably destroy it, get an aliby for the time, preferably from a reputable source like a business, make sure there is no motive or anything circumstantial linking you to the victim. Go to the funeral if it's someone you know. If all seems shitty, run the fuck away with your tail between your buttcheeks and pray to Allah the third world police don't find you.
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>>730756696
You can melt metal pretty easily mate
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>>730755162
Oh god, I spilled my drink
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>>730749706
Green text bitch!

We need details!

Also,

>>730750000

Checked!
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How did you do it and why?
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Remove head hands and feet and set aside. Get an equal weight to body in cinder blocks. Wrap body and blocks in chicken wire and dump in river. Fish should take care of it fairly quickly. Now for the hard part, completely destroy the head, hands and feet so they can never be identified. Do not dispose of them In the same place.

Leave your cell phone at home.

Don't buy any supplies with a credit or debit card!

Destroy any and all evidence especially your clothes.
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>>730758458

Wouldn't the chicken wire get in the way of fishes eating it?
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