Fluffy Thread, you know what to post

Bumperino

>>730746306

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>>730747480
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>>730747565

Look less Shit than original but still Shit anyway .. Whatever.

Bump because I don't have anything to contribute

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Please boys I need my fix

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>>730749028
Thank god you're here Chocobo friend.

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>>730749093
Kweh.

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>>730749182
I can't keep this thread alive on my own

Also it's been awhile since I gave you some French toast. Enjoy!

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>>730749423
Kweh.

King C Here with a new grand tale
>be me
>city guard
>shits great
>easy money, peasants hardly do shit
>patrolling market
>looking for a wench
>see a purple mass
>the fuck?
>rush over alley it ran to
>see a group of brightly-colored hairballs walking around
>laugh
>this is the funniest shit ive seen in a while
>blue one waddles over to me
HEY! DIS SMAWTY WAND! WEEV OR GET BIG OWSIES
>laugh even fucking harder
>pick it up
>it shits itself
>can hardly fucking breathe at this point
HEY! WET SMAWTY DOWN!
>gets shit on my boots
>dont care, too fucking funny, these things
>thing im holding has a stub of a horn on its head
>light flashes out
>immediately stop laughing
>mfw this flea sack just tried to hex me
Cont?

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>>730747328
I finished this just today! ty for posting it

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>>730749610
Please do good sir. I enjoyed the tale you spun for us yesterday.

>>730749552
I didn't forget about you my dude

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>>730749812
Kweh.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8P0sb8teCA

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>>730749894
That's some real good shit

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>>730750161
Kweh.

>>730749610
>throw the thing to the ground with the force of a catapult
OWW! BIG OWSIES!
>draw my blade
>run it through the shitsack
>it screams
>it bleeds
>hoist it up from my sword
>launch it against wall
>it explodes into a fucking mist
>hear chirping
>investigate
>a purple shitsack and about a dozen tinier ones
>all huddled by purple one
>it pleads for mercy
PWEASE NO GIVE HUWTSIES TO BABBEHS!
>it has a horn like the blue one
>its a witch, and all those tinier ones probably are aswell
>grab the blue one
>its screaming, crying, shitting
>look at the tinier ones
>crying for its mother
>scream something that sounds like its religious
AD VICTORIAM!
>smush all of them beneath my boot
>the purple one cries harder
NUUU! BABBEHS!
>look it dead in its unholy eyes
>this fucker will burn
>bring it out of the alleyway
>whole marketplace sees
>some are in awe
>others scream its the devils work
>typical peasant shit
>stomp straight up to the church
Next part soon

>>730750324
Bretty good so far

>>730750324
>open church doors
>the pastor is inside
>praying to god
>he looks at me
Anon, what the fuck are you doing?
>show it the abomination
>he recoils in fear
>realize its been leaving a yellow-shit road from the alleyway to the church
>more heresay to dare shit on the holy steps of the church
>tell priest how it can cast spells
>priest gets ready for a witch trial
Fast forward a few hours
>tied the abomination to the pyre
>priest gives huge speech on anti-satanic shit
>peasants still staring at the beast
>its ran out of shit to spew, but has an unlimited amount of tears
>priest gives one last speech
AND WHEN THE DEVIL SENDS UNTO US FOUL BEASTS, WE SHALL ONLY SEND THEM STRAIGHT BACK!
>lights pyre
>its screaming
>puffing at the flames, trying to put them out
>flames wrap around it
>it burns for a bit
>it moans a bit
>finally dead
>priest congratulates me on rooting out the evil
>promoted to captain of the guard
>given the private wench for the night
>seen as hero by the peasants
Chapter 3 of The Fire Cult will arrive in due time.

Bumper cars

Things that go bump in the night

To keep this thread alive, gonna dump The Fire Cult
>be me
>live about 1/2 mile from anywhere
>forest everywhere
>grow the majority of my food
>mainly peppers, onions, anything spicy
>never had any fluffy herd problems
>till now
>go to garden
>huge fucking herd of maybe 10-14 fluffies
>smartie goes up to me
>standard shit
DIS FWUFFY TEWWITOWY NOW, WEEVE OR GET BIG OWIES
>starts headbutting my ankle
>this goes on for about a minute
>then one screams
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>fucker must've gotten a pepper
>starts yelling
WHY FWOOTIE HUWTIE?!
>idea.webm
>I'll tell you why
all fluffies look at me, smartie now has two toughies joining him
>tell them im a god
>a fire god
>smartie doesnt care
>keeps headbutting
>get out lighter
>get out WD40
>tell the smartie to leave
NU! DIS FWUFFY WAND NOW! WEEV OR GO FOWEVEW SWEEPIES
>deep-fry the cunt
>it screams
>toughies run away with singed hair
>smartie is fucking melting
>wont stop screaming
>most fluffies are in awe, except for the one who ate the pepper
>still screaming
>stop setting it on fire
>hold up smartie
>charred to shit
>looks like a black husk
>yell at them to fear me and run
>throw smartie at ground
>explodes

>>730751592
>look into garden
>not much damage
>one pepper gone
>look down
>shitton of foals
>atleast 15
>almost stomp them
>better idea
>land near here used to be a fluffy daycare
>keep foals in home for now
>milk n shit
>go to old daycare
>rotted as shit
>get out spraypaint
>fire colors
>red, orange, yellow
>spraypaint it to shit
>majority of daycare + outdoor region is fire-colored
>plant tomatoes, onions, anything spicy & red
except for peppers
>go back home
>foals still there
>most are just chirping
>two shat themselves
>give them more milk
>go to town
>buy wireless cameras, speakers & smoke machine
>return to old daycare
>dark as fuck
>light candles to see
>morefire.gif
>build shrine to me
>its a red star of david with a swastika on the inside
>carve words onto the shrine
OBEY TO THE FLAME
>take care of foals
>two weeks later
>foals are big now
>blindfold them
>put them in box
>carry to daycare
>dump in daycare
>lock them in

Hi me again
2terabyte harddrive fluffy guy
Yesterday i told you I can't save pictures from booru
Now I think I know the reason

>>730751661
>go home
>cameras all set up
>allgood.gif
>fluffies do fluffy shit
>eat
>shit
>fuck
>multiple months pass
>some fluffies are clearly pregnant
>time to make an announcement
>night
>turn on the speakers
>turn on smoke machines
>spooky shit yo
>do my best Malacath imitation
LISTEN, HEAR ME NOW!
>fluffies wake up
>some shit themselves
>walk to shrine
>potential smarty yells
HEY! HOO IS DAT!
>you fucking what
SILENCE, FOOL! I AM THE FIRE GOD! FOR YOUR LIVES I HAVE GUARDED YOU
>fluffies are all enticed
>except for the smartie
>name him "Sky"
>sky yells
NO U HAVENT! I GUAWD FWUFFY!
>this fucking smarty
>yell louder
I COULD'VE CRUSHED YOU LIKE A BUG WHEN YOU WERE YOUNG! LISTEN NOW!
>smartie shuts up for a change
YOU HAVE LIVED HERE IN PEACE FOR NOW, BUT I DEMAND A PAYMENT.
>green fluffy asks
wike gwassies? gwassie weal good heew!
>no
WHEN THE MOTHERS HAVE BIRTHED THEIR BABIES AND THEY HAVE GROWN, I DEMAN ALL THE BABBIES WITH RED FUR
>mothers now scared
>all begin panicking
>start running around
>nu wan give babby! babby mummahs, not mean voice!
DO IT OR I WILL SCORCH YOU ALL!
>turn off speakers
>mothers even more scared
>crying
>shitting
>waddling on their huge bellies in a circle
>one does all three

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>>730751592
Thank you king c

I'll be waiting for part 3

>>730751786
>one month later
>seven red ones
>very nice
>nighttime
>everyone is asleep
>put on red cape
>cover my face in red paint
>grab big stick
>set stick on fire
>walk over to daycare
>foggy as fuck
>just makes it better
>screams
>shit
>sprint like fucking Usain bolt to the daycare
>smartie is banging on door
WET SMAWTIE IN! SMAWTIE WAN IN!
>walk real slow to him
>he looks over
HEY! HOO YOU?
>grab the shit
>unlock door
>see my fluffies for the first time in four months
>look right at the smartie
I. AM. THE FIRE GOD!
>still keep up the Malacath voice
>set smartie on fire
>throw him at a tree
>ends up looking like the letter C
>my fluffies stare at me
>so this is what its like to be a god
>remind them about the sacrifice
I COME FOR THE RED ONES
>four moms come over
>each with a few red babies
>open bag
>put fluffies into the bag
>walk home
>muffled cries from the fluffies
WAN MUMMAH
LEGOO
WAAAAAA
>one shat in there
>god fucking damnit
>get home
>basement
>dump fluffies onto metal tray
>they start wriggling
>time for torture

>>730751899
>strap fluffies down
>immense wriggling
>more crying
>more shitting
>dont care
>find baby bottle
>fill it with hot sauce
>force feed them hot sauce
>first three immediately cry
>fourth one doesnt act same
>like it fucking enjoys the stuff
>the other three also cry
>let it sit in
>the fourth fluffy is fucking chill
>not a single tear
>stage two
>grab onion
>grab lemon
>juice lemon
>juice onion
>mix two together
>go to basement
>pour the juices into their eyes
>all of them cry
>one cries less
>same one that liked the hot sauce
>fucking beast
>grab the pure capsaicin
>however you fucking spell it
>dip toothpicks into it
>sprinkle spicy stuff into noses
>they start sneezing, crying, moaning, etc
>the beast fluffy isn't hardly as hurt as the others
>superb fucking idea
>let the fluffies rest
>go back into basement
>clear shit, snot and piss out
>ask the tank fluffy
LITTLE CHILD, WHAT IS YOUR NAME?
>Grass
>shitty name
>new name
YOUR NEW NAME WILL BE HEAT
>fluffy doesnt like that
BUH MUMMAH PICK NAME HERSELF!
>meh
I DONT CARE

For I don't know reason
Booru change web site structure from normal webboard to some things more modern specific like .Net mvc or node/js style + image streaming service.
That's why every image I try to save is name "index.php"

>>730749182
reported for global rule violation. Fellow fluffy fans, please assist with the reporting.

>>730751996
>final torture part
>read online you can dye eyeballs like tattoos
>get needle
>fill with ink
>go downstairs
>test it on one
>inject eyes with ink
>ask it if it can see
Y-Y-YUS
>success
>smash its fucking head in
>do this to Heat
>looks badass
>grab some orange paint
>orange details to Heat
>looks sick
>give all three some spaghetti
>lace spaghetti with jalapeno juice
>Heat still eats it
>other two also do, but cry in the process
>next day
>fluffies are asleep, put into bag
>carried to the Daycare
>gonna call it the Church now
>Church of the Fire Cult
>fluffies are awake
>see me
>start loosing their shit
NU HAVE MORE BABBEHS!
PWEAS NO GIVE OOFSIES!
>Open bag
>let the weaker fluffies out
>hold up scorch
>pronounce him my herald
>fluffy jesus
THIS FLUFFY HAS WITHSTOOD MY TRIALS MOST FEARSOMELY. WHAT WAS ONCE GRASS IS NOW HEAT!
>heat still asleep
>all the other fluffies are in awe
>heat's mother jumps around
LET HIM GUIDE YOU IN YOUR FUTURE WHEN I CANNOT
>let heat down
>he nibbles on the grass
>leave

>>730752088
nypa fagglord
At least he keeps the threads bumped

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>>730752088
No he is welcome here.

>>730752194
>being this fucking retarded
Hopefully everyone else isn't as stupid as you.

>>730752142
>look over camcorders
>all is going well
>heat is leading well
>even got them to improve the shrive
>this fucking fluffy
>months pass
>dozens of foals
>now nearing autumn
>getting colder
>too many fluffies in the church
>heat gets them to make bigger walls
>theyre made of shit bricks and sticks, but god damn
>still alot of fluffies
>new sacrifice imminent
>about 9 pregnant fluffies
>demand a new sacrifice
THREE MONTHS HAVE PASSED SINCE HEAT WAS BESTOWED UPON YOU. BUT THE TIME HAS COME FOR ANOTHER SACRIFICE
>mothers, old and new panic again
>sky still shittalks me
WE NO NEED YUU! WE HAV ME!
>im going to kill this fucking thing
SILENCE YOU PATHETIC WEAKLING! I DEMAND FROM ALL THE MOTHERS, THEIR FIRST THREE FOALS!
>mothers shit themselves of fear
>but now to make things fun
THE CHOSEN ONE, HEAT MAY SELECT THREE TO STAY WITH YOU. BUT ONLY THREE
>mothers all look at heat
>if heat's pupils were visible, they were shrinking
>mothers mob him with pleads of sparing their children

So.. maybe this week
I think I will create program for specific load all image pass image and text stream in service
If booru website speed down or shutdown for don't know reason again
Its me
OK?

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>>730752253
lol k, guess I won't try and help make this place better. You know what we need more of? People like you. People who add to the decline of something we all like. Enjoy, faggot.

>>730746306
for a second i thought that picture was Europe

>>730752362
>now October
>all moms have gave birth
>come to collect children in typical getup
>rainy as fuck
>see a fluffy
>not one from the Cult
>scorched ass
>black fur
>dont care
>arrive at church
>mothers all looking at me with dreary eyes
>ask which ones Heat spared
>heat waddles over
>three foals on his back
>one is pink with green mane
>one is blue with gray mane
>third is green with a shit-brown mane
>demand the rest
HEAT HAS CHOSEN HIS FOALS, AND NOW , I WILL TAKE MY FOALS
>bag filled with foals
>27 in total
>heavy as dick
>get home
>dont even bother with the tortue
>pick three
>do the same thing I did to Heat
>decor
>colored eyes
>burn the shit out of the other 24
>name the gray and purple one Ash
>yellow and green one Venom
>black and white one Oldie
>get back to church
>for fucks sake
>Sky is fucking shit up
>raping someone

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>>730752088
Kweh.

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>>730752481

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>>730752597

>>730752558
>foals in bag asleep like before
>fluffy Sky was raping is over to the side, crying
>Heat and Sky are now fighting
>finally
>grab Sky
WHEN I FIRST FOUND YOU ALL, YOU WERE LEAD BY A SHITFACED SMARTY LIKE THIS ONE
>slaps
HEY! WET SKY DOWN OW GET BIG HUWTIES!
>drop the foal bag
>break out the lighter and WD40
HOW I DEALT WITH THAT SMARTY WAS LIKE THIS!
>walk over wall
>burn Sky
>he screams
>not as bad as the first fluffy though
>he's still alive
>one eye burnt
>hair mostly gone
>tell him to run
>he sprints away
>announce the foals
THESE FOALS OF ALL YOURS, WERE THE LUCKIEST OF ALL! THEIR NAMES SHALL BE CHANGED TO FIT THEIR NEW STATUS!
>continue with sermon
>hell is soon to come

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>>730752597
vroom

>>730752657
>few months later
>now in January
>the Cult is doing well
>the four special ones are fine
>looking at camcorder
>spot in trees
>pair of glowing orbs
>eyes
>oh shit
>eyes disappear
>the fire must be safe
>turn on shrine
LISTEN CLOSE MY FLUFFIES!
>fluffies gather round
>mothers from October shaking
MONSTERS PROWL THESE WOODS AT NIGHT
>younger fluffies shit a little bit
>Oldie shivers
WHEN THE SUN SETS FROM NOW ON, SEEK REFUGE IN THE CHURCH.
>babbies cry
NU LIKE MUNSTAHS!
WAAAA!
>momentary havoc
>sit back
>soon all is calm again
>fluffies keep playing in snow
>nighttime
>fluffies pile into church
>various snores
>look into camcorders because bored
>more fucking eyes
>three this time
>what the fuck
>eyes stare for a while
>disappear
>gonna need to do some shit soon
>first week of february
>more fluffy fuckage
>Heat is fucking the fluffy Sky raped
>loads of new babies soon
>gonna need some more sacrifices
>night
>make spaghetti
>shitsgood.webm
>go back to camcorders
>literally dozens of eyes
>almost shit myself

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>>730752796

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>>730753043

>>730752936
>don Fire God robes
>grab Axe, Pepper Spray, WD40+Lighter, and a squirt gun full of jalapeno juice
>taste the heat
>rush to church
>hear fluffy screeches
>shit
>no wolf snarls
>no coyote howls
>just fucking fluffies
>get closer to church
>fucktons of fluffies at church
>all of them screaming
KIWW DE FIYA
DIS OWW WAND NOW, FIWE FWUFFIES!
>walk over to church to a mob of some 60 fluffies at the doors
WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS?
>black and blue fluffy look at me
>they have scorched asses
>my fucking face when its the toughies that were with the first smarty
>my fucking face when its all coming back to haunt me
>familiar voice yells
WEW KIWWING THE FIYAW
>Sky looks at me
>naked as fuck with an eyepatch made of leaves
>whip out WD40 and Lighter
MY MERCY MAY EXTEND TO SOME, BUT ALL YOU WILL RECIEVE IS DEATH
>the Cultists rush out
>Fluffy Civil War
>whip out axe
>lace with Pepper Spray
>start hacking away
>this is fucking war
>see Heat
>fighting Sky
>thefinalshowdown.jpg
>Heat shoves Sky over
>bites, Sky screams
>Heat reaches Sky's neck
>the fucker rips out his throat
>this fluffy has made me so goddamn proud
>fight continues
>the Cultists win
>only five remain, though
>Heat, Heat's Wife, and three foals
>probably his
>kneel down
>go from Malacath to Dibella
Your duty here is done, my friend. Please, come with me
>walk home with Heat's family
That church is there to this day

>>730753117
You should kill yourself m8

when will you vile heathens embrace the glorious choco?

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>>730753086
vroom?

>>730753117
>11 years later
>take Heat with me to church
>still there
>fluffy skeletons everywhere
>have to carry him
>arthritis.gif
>let him see it one last time
>he cries
>I shed a single tear
>never forgot The Fire Cult

>>730752194
listen to this acolyte heathens, he will lead you to chocos light

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>>730753214
when will you report it for spam?

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>>730752481
Chocobo friend has actually help spawn new Oc that all of us can enjoy. While it is true that he is shit posting, he has helped these threads in more ways then he has hurt them.

He also keeps the threads bumped.

Also he likes French toast.

you will be judged by choco in all his avian glory, cease your vile fetish and accept choco in your life

>>730753387
the only transgression here is from you heathen, embrace chocos love and peace will come to you

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>>730753417
Kweh.

>>730753255
Fuck fuck fuck im totally jizzing laser rainbows at this shit uiuunnnng more more satiate my hunger. Quentchy thirst for blood and retribution. I feed on hate HATE MORE HATE NEED MORE GIVE MORE HATE I WILL FUCK THE JATE AND MAKE IT MY BRIDE MY SEED IS THE SUN AND MY HEART IS OF FIRE AND MY ASS IS OF VOLCANIC FURY AAAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAH

you will all be judged for your vile deeds, your false admiration for the disgusting equestrian daemons will not protect you from chocos wrath

allow chocos love into your heart and he shall bless you with his avian protection

>>730753255
>be me
>fire god
>multiple years since anything called me that
>Heat and his wife are dead
>Foals were given to my sister
>she fucking loves them
>check camcorders out of nostalgia
>they still work
Me-Bless the people who made them
>stare for a bit
>red paint everywhere
>sad to see it in ruin
>Heat's wall decomposed
>go out
>don robes out of more nostalgia
>feel good
>walk over to church to get the shit back
>can still hear them faintly
>can still hear them well
>wait a minute
>hear more fucking fluffies
>stealth mode activated
>crouch to bush near shrine
>fluffie mom with about 4 babies nearby
>she's crying at the shrine
P-P-PWEASE HEWP FIYA MAN. PWEASE STOP OWWIES.
>listen more
SMAWTIE GIB OWWIES TO AWW US
GIVE BABBEHS SWEEPSIES
>listen more
>intriguing
>the Return of the Fire God is at hand

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>>730753624
Thanks bud.

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>>730753387
>>730753551
Vroom?

only by casting your vile heathen ways aside can you come into the light

choco is love, choco is life

>>730753768
>hide more
>mother crying
>foal goes over
mummah? wut wong?
>mom just keeps crying
>put back on the Fire God voice
WHO SUMMONS ME?
>mother shits herself
WHO DAT?
>get a little louder
I. AM THE GOD WHO HAS SLEPT HERE FOR AGES. THE GOD WHO BURNT THE HERETICS. I. AM. THE FIRE GOD!
>arise from bushes
>mother shits more
>half of babbies cry
>other half give no fucks
>mother stutters shit
Y-Y-YOO FIRE MAN?
>goddamn these things are dumb
YES, NOW TELL ME. WHY HAVE YOU SUMMONED ME?
>mother tells tale
>apparently there's a nearby herd
>smarties rule
I SEE. AND HOW DO YOU KNOW OF THIS PLACE?
>some fluffies escaped the battle
>cultists and heretics both
>spread my good word
>mom comes from a heretic herd
>time for a dramatic entry

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>>730753771
Kweh.

>>730753853
begone motored devil, you are beneath chocos avian glory

>>730753868
>tell the mom to lead me to the herd
>ten minutes away from here
>stay behind
>mother goes in
>big-ass blue fluffy goes over
HEY! WEEW YUU BEEN!
>mom
W-W-WUUKING FOW NUMMIES FOW BABBEHS!
>blue smartie
NU CAW! NU LEAV HERD, OR GET OWWIES!
>smartie kicks mom
>urged to slaughter all the heretics
>warhammer.png
>stay back
>mother waddles over to me
>tell her to stay calm
>the fire will cleanse
>go to store
>buy more fog machines, cameras, speakers
>its night now
>place them around the herd's camp
>almost wake one
>everything's all in place
>run home
>turn on shit
>turn on fog machine
>yell into mic
LISTEN NOW, WEAKLINGS!
>fused screams of all fluffies

surrender to choco, he will be your guide in all things

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>>730753853
>>730753933
Vroom?

>>730753960
>fluffies all scared
>smarties yell
HEY! HOO DAT!
WHEEW AW YOO?
YUU GET BIG OOFSIES!
>silence these fools
MANY A YEAR AGO I ROAMED THESE LANDS AS A SAVIOR TO SOME.
>some fluffies look up
I SHIELDED THOSE THAT JOINED ME, AND LAID WASTE TO THE HERETICS!
>smarties now clearly pissed
>multiple fluffies are now crying
NU WAN HUWTSIES
CUM OUT DUMMEH VOIS!
>the fire will prevail
>it always prevails
I AM THE FIRE GOD OF LEGEND, AND HERE TO WARN YOU.
>fluffies shit even harder
>theyre walking septic tanks with hair
>panic
I LEARNT THIS HERD HAS DEFIED MY WAYS OF LIFE AND PREFERRED THIS, PATHETIC ROUTE
>smarties take that as an insult
>start blaming it on the other fluffies close to them
IS YOO STOOPID VOICE!
GET BIG OWSIES HOOEVER DOIN DIS!
>final proclamation
IN ONE MONTHS TIME YOU MAY ACCEPT ME
>smarties are uber fucking pissed
>this shit is hilarious
THE BELIEVERS SHALL LEAVE TO MY OLD HOME, THE CHURCH OF FIRE!
>smartie asks
AN IFF WE DONT?
>scream
THEN YOU WILL BUUUURN!

only choco can give meaning to your wretched lives, you seek false comfort in equestrian daemons and they have led you astray

allow choco into your life

>>730754100
you will be cast into the pit with the other filth, choco is the one true path

>>730754151
>fluffies in disarray
>smarties struggle to keep control
>two already ran towards the church
>gargantuan smartie from before shouts
HEY! SCAWY VOIS JUST A BIG MEENIE! YOU WUN, YOU GET OWWIES!
>still panic
>less panic
>check the church cameras
>none yet
>go to bed

>next day
>seven fluffies in church
>havent checked the big herd yet
>walls still fucked
>theyre shivering
>some of the church collapsed
>one is a mother
>not the one from before
>check in the grove
>fluffies are tense as fuck
>moms arent letting their babies inches away from them
>smarties scaring anyone they think might be in the fire cult
>let that shit go on
>go to pet store
>ask the clerk if he has any
>oh fuck yes
>buy four griffins
>tiny as hell, hardly the size of a fluffy
>supposed to grow to be huge as fuck
>bring them home
>got all that good shit for em
>worrying about the griffins for now
>dog keeps fucking with them
>gives me another idea
>the fire will cleanse the heretics

>>730754197
glorious choco, these heathens are not worthy of your avian grace

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>>730754340
Kweh.

>>730754286
>go to church
>haul box of shit
>poster boards, rocks, etc
>gotta fix the church
>start rebuilding it
>fluffies watch in awe
>watching their god fix a shithole daycare with whatever he found in his attic
>build wall
>spike the wall
>looks like a proper fortress now
>a fluffy fortress
>noone will touch my disciples
>spray paint it all fire colors like before
>leave the fluffies
>head to herd of heretics
>watch from distance
>one of the smarties waddles over
>pack of foals nearby
>grab smartie
>grab foals
>fun-time torture session imminent

HEED THE CALL OF CHOCO VILE DEGENERATES, HIS WRATH WILL FIND YOU!!!

>>730754151
These stories give me a better high than any drug and ive done alot. Its like injecting gods jizz into my balls and giving my penis superpowers

>>730754381
>strap smartie to table
HEY! WET SMAWTIE GO OW GET BIG OOFSIES
>do the deepest fucking voice I can
YOU HAVE SINNED, NOW YOU MUST BE PUNISHED
>smartie doesnt give a fuck
>foals dicking around on table
>give them spaghetti
>take them away from torture chamber
>grab knife
>lace with pepper spray
>cut open stomach
OOOOOW! BIG HUWTSIES! STOWP HUWTSIES NOW!
>use pins to keep open
>begin pulling out organs
>screams with each organ moved
>keep the Heart, Lungs, and Digestive system
>it will live for say, twelve hours now?
>spray innards with pepper spray
>it just moans of pain, too tired to scream now
pwease, pwease mistuh stop
>line innards with plastic wrap to keep foals safe
>pick up foals
>put in where his organs were
>they're asleep anyways
>take out pins
>stitch together gut back
>hoist up smartie
>hardly conscious still
>grab it by the neck
>walk over to the Herd of Heretics
>named it that
>fluffies see me
>smarties attack instantly
>toughies join in
>time to get them on my side

>>730754368
you bless me great choco, i am yours

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>>730754100
>>730754244
Vroom?

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>>730754530

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>>730754526
Kweh.

>>730754506
>shout
I HAVE WATCHED OVER YOU ALL, AND HAVE BEEN ONLY DISAPPOINTED
>smarties combines forces equivalent to a thumbtack
NOT ONLY DO I GIVE YOU THE CHANCE FOR REDEMPTION, BUT YOU DEFILE THE MOST BASIC PRINCIPLES OF LIFE!
>look into crowd
>mom there
>only one foal
>that's the mother of the foals I stole
YOU THERE, FLUFFY
>she looks at me
Y-Y-YUS?
>the moment of truth
HAVE YOU LOST ANY CHILDREN LATELY?
>mother cries
>starts crying about missing babies, etc
WELL THEN, LOOK AT THIS!
>cut open the smartie
>it dies with a moan when I cut it open
>foals fall out like candy in a pinata
>most are still asleep
>mother rushes over
FANK YUU! FANK YUU MISTUH!
>smarties stop
>look at the dead smartie
>most everyone is in shock
>toss smartie to the ground
>remind them of the bargain
YOU HAVE TWO WEEKS LEFT TO REDEEM YOURSELF
>leave
>literal fucking mayhem

why do you persist in your vile ways? surrender to choco

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>>730753885
I'm going to have to get my friend to draw me a picture of a Chocobo dressed as DIO now...

>>730754100
You need to accept Chocobo friend as our one true lord and Savior instead of guzzling cum

>>730754562
you honor me great avian

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>>730754627
Kweh.
>>730754656

>>730754614
>remember the Griffins from earlier?
>they got fucking huge
>really goddamn big
>smallest one reaches up to my knee
>start painting them orange
>grab my shepherd
>trained him to kill fluffies
>paint him
>they all now look like war machines
>its been a week since the Smartie incident
>time for the last strike
>check church
>loads of them
>check on the Herd of Heretics
>turn on mic
MY OFFER REMAINS FOR JUST ANOTHER WEEK.
>smarties are noticably loosing more control each time I check on them
COME NIGHTFALL, IF YOU STILL REMAIN IN THIS PITIFUL WRECK OF A HERD, IT SHALL BE A FLOOD OF PAIN
>four fluffies run immediately
>smartie chases after them
>multiple fluffies now shivering
TONIGHT, THE HOUNDS OF FLAME SHALL GO UNCHAINED.
>end sermon
>wait for night
>go into woods
>griffins and dog in cage
>thebeastsareready
>they're gonna need a fucking witcher to fight this
>activate speakers via wireless mic
THE HUNT, IS RELEASED
>open cages
>three griffins take to the sky
>tiniest griffin and dog run out on foot together
>wait
>hear fluffy screams
>its fucking great
>wails of pain
>dog barking
>griffins screeching
>mfw I released the Wild Hunt on a gang of fluffies

>>730754627
a fellow acolyte! welcome to the fold brother

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>>730754558
>>730754627
Vroom.

>>730754691
we are yours to command oh great choco

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>>730754825
Kweh.

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>>730754780
>>730754825
Vroom?

>>730754712
>day approaches
>Griffins and dog return to me
>pet them
>take them home
>check on church
>all good, they dont even know what happened
>check herd
>corpses everywhere
>its like when Sky tried to siege the church
>corpses everywhere
>fluffies grieving on deaths
>what began as a herd of almost 80 fluffies, is now 19
>two smarties left
>bossing around who's left
>they fucking listen to him
>you'd think they'd be scared shitless by now
>developed a hatred for me
>turn on microphone
SEE NOW THE WASTES LAID BEFORE YOU
>smartie chimes in
BIG MEANIE! GAVE FOWEVEW SWEEPIES TO EVWYWUHN! YOO PAY FO DIS!
>a final resistance?
SILENCE, YOU PITIFUL FOOL! YOU ALL HAVE ONE MORE WEEK TO JOIN ME, OR FACE A FLAMING DEATH!
>turn off
>smarties round up the remainder of the herd
>two left for the church
>smarties run the fuck out of there
>shit
>surveying them is useless now
>check on church
>all good
>ritualistic breeding
>ritualistic praisement
>reward pets for their good work
>give treats
>griffins like dog treats apparently

SEE NOW, A CONVERT TO THE ONE TRUE PATH! ABANDON YOUR VILE EQUESTRIAN DAEMONS, AND MOTORISED DEVILS!!!

the only true path is with choco

>>730754506
HHHHHHUUUUUUWAAWAAWAAWAAWAAHHHHNNNNNGGGUUUNFUNFUNFYEAAAAAHHHH SOOOOO GOOOOOD. I NEED SOME HOT SAUCE TO SMEAR ALL OVER MY BODY NOW WHILE I JERK IT TO PICTURES OF A DUDE IN A ROBE BURNING SMARTASS INFERIOR BEINGS MMMMM UUUUUNNNN OHHHHHH YEEEAAAHHH

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>>730754914

>>730754915
>One Week later
>the smarties are nowhere in sight
>my offer is through
>wait for nightfall
>don robes
>grab axe
>grab my trusty WD 40 and lighter
>go into woods
>hunting for them
>start chanting random shit
THOSE WHO APPOSE THE FLAME SHALL BURN
>hear a crunch
>fluffy running away, screeching in the process
>sprint over
>step on its tail
>its running so fast it fucking rips its own tail off
AWWW! BIGGSIES HUWTSIES!
>time for the cleanse
>burn it
>it screams bloody fucking murder
>rolls around
>finally dies, looks more like a black dodgeball than a fluffy when it does
>shout
I KNOW YOURE THERE, PUNY INFIDELS!
>hear that goddamned smartie
GET WEDY FOR OWSIES!
>feel pain in leg
>legit pain
>grab the fluffy by the neck
>shout into its face
YOU WILL BURN FOR THOSE ACTIONS!
>trap in tree
>it squeals
>look over
>army of stray fluffies, must be atleast 40
>but here's the kicker
>they all have sticks, pointy rocks, anything tied to their head as makeshift horns
>insert nightmare song
>shout
THE FIRE WILL PURGE THE FILTH
>start hacking away at them
>burn some
>axe some
>fight for about 10 minutes
>remain standing in a pile of fluffy guts
>the smartie is still there in the tree
OH AM I GOING TO HAVE FUN WITH YOU!
>carry it home

>>730755065
>bring smartie home
>it shits every second
>grab rope
>tie it up like a fluffy pinata
>hang it from ceiling fan
>griffins asleep
>dog isnt
>dog barks like fucking crazy at it every second
>wakes up griffins who start nipping at him
>dont let them kill him though
>next day
>Smartie is coated in cuts
>grab it off of fan and start hauling it to the fort
pwease...... wet go.....
>this fucking thing thinks it deserves mercy
YOU HAD THE CHANCE TO REDEEM YOURSELF, NOW SUFFER!
>arrive at church
>fluffies see their smarty hung up like a pinata
>laugh at him
>call him names
>smartie too tired to even think about lashing back
>build makeshift fire pit
>etch my holy logo around it
>the Star of David with a swastika inside
>looks good
>give huge speech
MY FRIENDS, FOR AGES THIS FOUL CREATURE HAS TORTURED YOU. NOW! NOW IS THE TIME FOR VENGEANCE! NOW IS THE TIME, TO REJOICE!
>fluffies fucking hyped
>light fire
>hold smartie above the fire
>slowly drop it down
pwease no huwties.... smawty sowwy
NO MERCY WILL BEFALL YOU, FOOL!
>rope begins to catch fire
>smarty tries to blow it out
>only spreads it
>rope gives out
>drops smartie into fire
>he burns like a crisp
>let him sit for a bit
>pick him out before he dies
>grab large pole
>impale anus
>squeeze through entire body so that it pokes through his mouth
>plant pole outside the fortress, lightning the smarty on fire again for the lulz
End of Chapter 2

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>>730754744
I am happy to serve.

>>730754902
Don't worry bud you'll make a fine deity.


I'll bring us all some French toast for whenever we pray.

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This is why we can't have nice things...

I don't understand your hateboner for chocodude, man. You act all offended that he's spamming the thread, then you start clogging the thread EVEN FASTER with your fucking cars...

Someone draw me a brick wall so I can start beating my head against.

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>>730755218
Kweh.

>>730755196
>AM NOW RUBBING MY NIPPLES WITH BUFFALO WING SAUCE

>>730755229
If you support Chicken fag, then you are the problem in which you speak. Seriously. WTF is wrong with your logic? I'm genuinely asking.

>>730755196
CHAPTER 3 APPROACHES, MY ACOLYTES
>be me
>fire god
>four months after the Herd of Heretics was purged
>visiting my sister in Pennsylvania
>she loves fluffies with a passion
>gave her Heat's foals, but they've been dead for about a year now
>tell her about all the smartie herds
>she wishes she could see some
>apparently she's never met a smartie herd in her life
>lives in woods, like me
>been bored
>she only has Aladdin
>literally the only movie she has is Aladdin
>no internet
>no cable
>she just watches Aladdin
>watch it out of boredom
>again
>and again
>spent literally 11 hours watching Aladdin
>next day
>go outside to piss
>hear chirping
>I cannot fucking escape fluffies
>crouch over to it
>its leaning on a genie lamp
>incredible idea
Chapter 3: Genie Edition is on the way

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>>730756000
This man is a heretic and shall be burned for his crimes against the church and the ozone layer

WTF ? Happen to my Fluffies threads.

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>>730756183
Trips speak the truth.
>also
Vroom?

>>730756265
Chicken fag, whoever this guy is>>730756183
, and the lack of support from people who actually like fluffies. Plain and simple.

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>>730756000
>implying I "support" chocodude

I don't give a damn if he's here or not. Under normal circumstances, it does nothing to a thread. Now, however, you've taken it into a total derail for whatever twisted reason you hate him (pic related.)

YOU are the problem, not chocodude. You should go to bed now; you've got a big day at school tomorrow, kiddo.

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>>730756268
Your words hold little weight here you blasphemer.

>>730756459
Not implying anything, if you accept him, you are part of the problem. End of story.
>go to bed
Seriously, dude? Are we that childish, now?

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kweh

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>>730756467
Vroom?

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>>730756333
Actually now there is two of us acolytes now...

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>>730756555
You act like a five year old, I'll treat you like a five year old, kiddo.

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>>730756648
Vroom?

>>730756668
>implying
K, enjoy your rekt thread and keep on hating on your own people then. You and your assumptions can "go to bed."

>>730756004
>crying
why mummah no wiek babbeh? babbeh wuv mummah....
>starts leaning against lamp more
>make big entrance
>stand up behind the lamp
>make myself look big as possible
>think of a voice to imitate for genie
>robin williams
>this is what 11 hrs of him does to a man
OH!
>fluffy shits itself
TEN THOOOUUUUSAND YEARS WILL GIVE YOU SUCH A CRIK IN THE NECK!
>fluffy scared
h-h-hooo youuu?
>the Fire God will sleep today
>the Grand Genie will arise
>eye down the fluffy
ME? IM A GENIE?
>fluffy stares
wut jeany?
>forgot it doesnt know what a genie is
WHAT, NEVER HEARD OF A GENIE, KID?
nuu?
>fluffy still shaking
>sing the entirety of "Never Had a Friend like Me" word for word
>fluffy loved the song
yaay! jeany be bestest fwiend?
>remind her of the wishes
REMEMBER, YOU GET THREE WISHES, WHATEVER YOU WANT IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD!
>guess what it wished for first
sketties?
>shouldve guessed
>theyre unimaginative as fuck, foals
>tell it to wait there
>come back with a bowl of spaghetti
yaay! bestest sketties!
>she eats it all
Cont?

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>>730756694
>>730756668
>>730756648
Vroom?

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>>730756773
Your lips keep moving, but all I hear is "REEEEE! REEEEE! REEEE!"

Chill the fuck out. Seriously.

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>>730756905

>>730756884
Please, do go on. I am loving this series.

>>730756919
lmao, you were literally the first to complain. "Reee, Reee" yourself to bed, kiddo. So much hate and butthurt.

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>>730757171
Vroom?

>>730756884
GOT INTO THE TUB AND AM POURING BUFFALO AND HOT SAUCE ALL OVER ME WITH JOY AND PLEASURE. AM ABOUT TO JACK IT WITH A JAR OF BLUE CHEESE DRESSING GIVE ME A BIG FINISH PLEASE

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>>730757430

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>>730757520
>>730757430
>>730757552
>>730757451
Vroom?

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>>730757614
Kweh.

>>730757449
Damian?

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>>730757377
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....

Oh...

I'd like to congratulate you, sonny, on ruining yet another fluffy thread. Odds are, though, that was your intention. You are literally the only guy coming into one of these that spazzes out over the chocodude.

One last time: this is why we can't have nice things.

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>>730757646
>>730757614
Vroom!

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>>730757690
Kweh.

You act like a Little Folt Fluffy
Vooom vooom dude

Shit and Bed
Now.

>>730757686
>writing this much
Sorry, don't care, didn't read. Stay butthurt, faggot.

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>>730757721
>>730757690
>>730757686
>>730757746
Vroom!

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>>730757827
Kweh.

>>730757662
No but i wish to meet this damian to discuss wings and beer

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>>730757872
Vrooooooom.

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>>730757974
Kweh.

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>>730756884
>watch as she eats the sketties
>she's red
>reminds me a fuckton of Heat
>nearly cry
>the things so fucking cute
>finishes sketties
>passes out from food coma
>go to sister's house
>return to the foal
>hear her
>hear another one
WHEEW GET SKETTIES?
>its a goddamned smartie
>hide behind bushes
PWEASE NU GIB OWIES! JEANY MAN GIV!
>smartie hits her
>she hits log
WHEEW JEANY MAN? WANT SKETTIES OR GIVE FOWEVEW SWEEPIES
>step out of shrubbery
HERE I AM, BIG BOY, WHAT NOW?
>smartie rushes me
>not even gonna bother with him
>kick
>face implodes as it hits my boot
>flops to side
o.o.ooow.... bigsies huwtsies
>toss smartie like beanbag
>go over to foal
Hey, it's gonna be allright now.
>crying
>still has two wishes left
You got another wish?
>fluffy gets up
>no blood
>tears though
Y-Y-YEA! MAWBLE KNOW SECOND WISH!
>just learned her name was Marble
Part 4 on the way

>>730757951

>>>730755819

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i love this vroom shit i keep getting car captcha on my bananas

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>>730757974
Your Cars are shit compared to my road roller

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>>730758181
>>730758004
VROOM!

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>>730758363
Kweh.

>>730757964
I swear to go you say so much of what he says every day. Fucking spooky.

>>730746306
I do not know what to "post." Please explain.

>>730758085
more

The autism in this thread burns. Make it stop. I just wanted to know what a fluffy is.

>>730758085
Well? Let's hear it!
>Marble inhales
MAWBLE WANTS MUMMAH TO WUV MAWBLE
>shit
>that breaks the Genie's code
>tell her I cant make people fall in love with others
>she cries a little more
T-T-THEN MAWBLE WANT MUMMAH GO FOWEVEW SWEEPIES
>Marble just placed a hit on her own mother
>absolutely brutal
Okay then, Marble, but first, you gotta show me her!
>she leads me to the herd
>about 30 in total
>she points to a big green one
>she has three foals of her own
>enemyspotted.mp3
DEW! DEW BAD MUMMAH!
>take Marble back to the lamp clearing
>wait for nightfall
>come back to clearing
>Marble's asleep
>go to herd
>everyone else is asleep too
>perfect
>yoink the mother
>she almost screams
>gag her
>whisper into her ear
You've been a bad, bad mother
>go to sister's home
>She's asleep, and slept through a hurricane once
>fluffies arent gonna change that
>grab life vest for babies
>grab rope and weights
>tie weights to the end of the rope
>tie ropes to life vest
>force the fluffy into the life vest
>find the empty pool out back
the Torture is soon at hand

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>>730758986
I can offer you some water that has been blessed by our lord Chocobo to soothe those burns

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honestly have never seen so much autism in a fluffy thread before.

the chocobo spam is fine and it's relatively cleaner than some shit you'll see in a ylyl thread but all of sudden we have fags like >>730758363 clogging it up even more cause he's salty that chocobro doesn't give a shit. seriously, why not post more fluffy and fucking ignore the spam. it's not hard to hide a comment.

>>730759085
>throw the mother into the empty pool
>she runs around
>anchored by the weights
>20LB weights on each rope
>grab hose
>fill pool
>ten minutes
>mother floating thanks to the weights
HAH! DUMMEH MUNSTAH NU CAN KIWW MUMMAH!
>we'll see about that
>twenty minutes
>mom still afloat
>the rope is almost fully stretched
>mom even paddles around a bit
>five minutes later
>weights start to take effect
>mom stops going up
HEY! WHY MUMMAH NO FWOATSIE ANYMOAR?
>water reaches her chin
NU WAN WATER! GO 'WAY WATEW!
>another minute passes
>she's now inhaling water
MMM! MMMMM! MMFFF!!!
>her nose is all thats left above water
>two minutes later
>mom is unconscious
>pull her out
>still a heartbeat
>good
>wake her up
huw? whut hawpen?
Karma happened, bitch
>throw her with the wrath of the Fire God
>never see her again

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>>730759987
Could it be? AN ENEMY STAND?

>>730759724
>next morning
>find Marble
>tell her the good news
mummah no gib mawble huwtsies anymowe?
No, dearie, its all taken care of
>she's super happy
>running around in circles
>a little sadistic
>stares at me
fwuffy stiww habe wun wish weft?
>this is it
>prepare to make this fluffies day
fwuffy wan weeve hewe, wan new famiwy
>thosefeels.gif
>get an idea
I know somebody who'd just love to meet you!
>blindfold flufy
hey! why fwuffy nu can see?
>pack her in my trunk
>was gonna leave today anyways
>say goodbye to my sis
>drive back home
The End is at hand, brethren

>>730760428
Are we going to get a spin-off involving the sister exterminating the herds near her house?

>>730759291
I want porn

>>730759724
This is so fucking great,someone NEEDS to screencap this and the fire god

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>>730760759
That's an awfully lewd request to make of our lord...

>>730760705
Fury of the ice spirit

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>>730760993
HELL YEAH! make it happen king C

the little sister could be the ice goddess

>>730760428
>arrive home
>don Fire Robes
>initiation
>undo blindfold on Marble
huw? whewe mawbwe?
>have to focus to keep the Malacath voice intact
A GENIE SENT YOU UNTO ME, CLAIMING YOU WERE IN NEED OF A HOME.
>she stares into my eyes
Yoo new daddeh?
>not quite yet
SOON, CHILD
>go through similar ritual to Heat
>nowhere near Heat's standards, but not total bawling
>she's lying in a fetal position, in tears
wan new dadduh... nu wike huwtsies... thowt huwtsies weew ovuh
>soon my child, soon
>put in bag
>bring to church
BEHOLD, MY ACOLYTES, I BRING UNTO YOU A NEW MEMBER OF THIS GRAND FORTRESS!
>fluffies stare at marble
>noone speaks up, most learned their lesson after the Herd of Heretics
TREAT HER AS YOU WOULD YOUR OWN.
>drop her off
>leave
>check camcorders
>Marble getting along incredibly
>adopted by a pink mother
>so fucking adorable
End of Chapter 3

>>730761145
>first smarty encounter
>encase in ice with frozen look of horror on face
>leave in middle of herd at night
>morning comes
>herd wakes up
>the legend begins

Coming May 21, 3026

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>>730760759
Kweh.

>>730761439
She will lobotomise the smarty of the herds she comes across with an ice pick.

>>730761543
Kweh me harder savior

>>730755196
I hope you're saving this to fluffybooru. This is some good shit.

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>>730761685
Kweh.

King C Here, gonna upload this all to Fluffybooru sometime, but Chapter 4 may arrive early!
Strawpoll for chapter 4
https://strawpoll.com/df41gag

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>>730761685
We are unworthy of our lord's avian dong!

>>730761754
I've been lurking pretty hard and I gotta say in all honesty I've never gotten more excited in my life. Thank you chocobro

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>>730761985
Kweh.

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Choo-choo

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>>730758404
>>730758986
>>730759211
>>730759291
>>730759699
>>730760759
>>730760937
>>730761543
>>730761919
Vroom!
>sorry, had to do rl stuff

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>>730762016
It's glorious!

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>>730762188
Kweh.

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>>730761985
>>730762016
>>730762043
Vroom Vroom!

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>>730762210
Kweh.
>>730762237

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>>730762210
>>730762216
Vroom!

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>>730762271
Vroom?

>>730761824
They should form their own pantheon and in part five meet a rival god. Maybe lightning lord or some shit like that?

some one should come up where foals and mares try to recreate stuff from movies

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>>730762272
>>730762325
Kweh.

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>>730762330
incredible idea, anon

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>>730762352

>>730762436
Eventually we will have a full fledged holy war on our hands

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>>730762520

>>730762188
thus showing how chocobro's better. at least we get some better shit from him.

and now this thread's hidden.

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>>730762572
>>730762596
Vroom Vroom!

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>>730762668
Kweh.

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>>730762596
The mods are heathens

>>730762536
F L U F F Y
C
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S
A
D
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>>730762693
>>730762737