Damn, i'm gonna be a dad.

>>730742605
Be a good dad or fuck that kid off to people that will raise it to not be a fucking cunt.

>>730742699
I'm not a baf person. But fuck, this is shocking

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>>730742605
Dont fuck it up pls.

>>730742605
Your gf or some bitch you fucked?

>>730742605
1.) When did you discover that you were going to be a dad?

2.) Describe your relationship with the mother.

3.) How do you feel about being a father?

4.) How was and is your relationship with your parents?

>>730742605
would you rather have been a mother? when did you find out your gender?

>>730742605
How old are you?

>>730742605
Congrats, be a good dad

>>730743040
1.today
2.gf
3.confused. not sad, just confused.
4. 10/10

>>730743184
Thanks m8

>>730742605
Well, at least you are not a virgin like the 98% of this page

>>730743267
Well, congratulations!
I am sure that you will be a great father. Remember to be patient and understanding. Something as simple as taking your kid to the park once a week (even if your son/daughter is 14 years old) can be a great way to bond and show that you care with your time.

>>730742605
That's actually pretty cool. Congrats dude!

>>730742605
You'll be a good dad OP, even though you're still a gigantic faggot

>>730742605
What are your five favorite films?

>>730742605
Just dont show him/her this shithole.

>>730743109
23

>>730742605
CONGRATULATIONS! Watch Jordan Peterson and raise the kid well.

>>730744078
Well. At least you are not 18 or so. Good luck mate

>>730742605
Punch her in the belly
Instabort

>>730742605
Abortion. Do the kid a favor and don't rip him out of non-existence. He didn't do anything to deserve being able to suffer.

Remember, every terrible thing that happens to that child is the direct result of you creating it.

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nice

>>730742605
Current dad to a 3 month old. It's one of the best feelings having someone literally have a smile of joy anytime they see you

>>730745819
Wait until they become a threenager and the joy will fade

>>730745819
I wish. Thanks m8

>>730745551
You know, not everyone is a giant piece of shit like you.

>>730743267
>gf

So how do you know its yours?

>>730742605
abort the cunt

>>730746359
We already made the dna test. It's 100% mine

>>730745819
what absolute nonsense. try sleep deprivation for 18 months and ending your relationship. being stuck in a dead end job trying to pay for the fucker for 18 years!!

OP here. She's so happy, you guys should see her. I'm kinda happy too, but im confused. I mean, like damn. Im gonna be a father

>>730746784
you're too young you fucking pussy

>>730746764
That only happens if you are a poor fuck. Thanks god i have my life done already

>>730746875
I know. What's your point? At least im not poor.

either get the bitch a fucking abortion or fuck off, stop posting on here and become a parent

do you have stairs in your crib? could come in handy

>>730746985
Hurr durrrrrrr

>>730746980
being rich has nothing to do with ability to raise a child. you post on /b/ you're a fucking immature attention seeking bitch and will make a terrible father because you're way too immature and self-entitled you cunt

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eNK7N3AwVFQ

>>730747113
what the fuck does that even mean? you're a fucking child yourself

>>730746271
But everyone can accidently create a giant piece of shit by getting a bad roll on your child's stats at conception!

Creating a child means gambling on what the child will be. Will it be healthy? Probably. Possibly not. It is the direct result of poking the mother without a condom if you create a physically or mentally crippled child. But, it's mostly that child's problem.

>>730747320
Ok. What's the point?

>>730746629
Good for you anon,

Im going ti be a father to a daughter on August.

Im pretty exited, and a tad scared.

you will get an erection from changing its diaper

>>730742605
Go on, OP. You gonna be an excellent dad. Dont hear this bunch of virgin faggots.

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>>730747517
Glad to see one nice comment on here. Blessings to you and your incoming child

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>>730742605
always remember to fucking beat it

>>730747515
Don't reproduce. To do so is selfish and potentially evil.

>>730742605
The only good thing abount been virgin is that you would never have a child

>>730742605
No more /b/ for you, on the bright side you will need to be more responsible, also try to get a job working night shifts because that kid wil be crying every 3 hours for the probably next 9 months.

>>730742605
When did /b/ became so fucking gay? Just punch the bitch in the b3lly

>>730742605
hit me like a wall when my son was born 3 years ago. Good luck man itll change your perspective on life. Congratulations

Proud dad of 3 here. Go on, OP. The fisrt time is certainly spooky but you can do it.

>>730747885
i know just grind up shit loads of laxatives and the morning after pill and give it to her in some food or a drink or some shit

>>730742605
Be a good dad, op. Wish you the best of lucks with your incoming kid

>>730748313
Why the laxatives though?

21 y/o dad here. Good luck and always support your partner, she needs it.

>>730742605
Name him m00t

>>730742605
Give him a nice childhood. Congrats OP. Your life would DEFINITELY change. But in a good way

>>730748441
get loads of both she'll be shitting and pissing and aborting her guts out fam

RIP

>mfw i tead all the thread
Some /b/tards actually own a heart