What do you think about lead?

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I knew a fat girl who' initials were "PB" so lead was the first element I memorized by systemic name

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tastes sweet

>>730741776
It's great! It protects you from radiation and didnus

>>730741776
Makes good bullets.
>>730741847
not really

not hard enough as the strongest metal
the diamond

>>730741776
Tastes okay i guess

niggers like it in their water

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>>730742010
>diamond
>metal

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>>730741776
I don't like to take the lead, I prefer to follow

>>730741916
In Latin lead is plumbum, or 'liquid silver'. Its even mentioned in the book of Exodus.

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>>730742150

>>730741776
Heavy, radiation shield, toxic, kills decent black people in Flint Michigan

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>>730741776
My fillings are starting to fall out...oldfag hear....Imma start using them for fishing and make some splitshot.

>>730742286
Hence the word plumber

>>730742286
That's right anon. To this end, lead poisoning is called "plumbism"

lets off some nice xrays when bombarded with gamma rays

>>730742397
Re... Really?

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>>730741776
Mercury is better, you can float stuff on it at room temperature

>>730742679
You can float stuff on lead at room temperature too

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Adele made a good deal on lead

>>730741776
Im not into Heavy Metal anymore, not since high school.

Apparently my foot is made of it. And I have the tickets to prove it.

>>730742285
NOPE! Chuck Testa!

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>>730741776
it's pretty metal man

>>730742739
But lead isnt a liquid at room temperature.......

>>730743200
Haha

It is probably one of the most versatile metals humans have ever known but sadly most humans are stupid and it doesn't get handled properly.

>>730742397
>>730742670
Yes, water pipes in Rome were lead or plumbus, the tradesmen were plumbers. Part of why this guy >>730741847 was wrong.

>>730743428
Depends on the room.

>>730741776
It's soft, heavy, messy, and shitty. Fuck lead.

>>730743428
no one said it was

>>730743534
kek

>>730742679
Shit makes you go cray though

>>730741776
Its lead me to some great places.

>>730741776
Its as old as the universe.

>>730744018
6,000 years old.

I like lead. I like to rub my cheeks against it, it makes my wiener bigger than usual.

what an interesting thread, thanks OP!

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>>730742150
welcome, newfriend

>>730741776
Tastes like shit.

>>730743726
Shit turns your hair gray though

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Bismuth motherfuckers!

>>730741776
Don't do it anon, it'll lead you down a dark path

>>730743529
Of course it's toxic, at least in children it causes brain damage. That's one big issue with what's happening in Flint, Mich.
That's one theory on what went wrong in Rome, and explains the chain of nutcase emperors.

>>730743611
Something needs to be a liquid to have a object float on it

>>730741776
Gay

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>>730744975
AW SHIT NIGGA ITS PALLIUDIUM UP IN HERE.

>>730745958
But paper boats float on Argon while it is gaseous.

>>730741776
yeah its good

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Eyyy yo what good in th hood boys??!?!??

>>730741776
It shouldn't even be on the Periodic table. Maybe under it or on a nearby chair

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>>730741776

It cures all sorts of nasty diseases.

Just 115 grains cures:

Homosexuality
Gender dysphoria
Feminism
HIV/AIDS
Liberalism
Zionism
Islam
Buddhism
Morbid obesity
And many other harmful and contagious conditions.

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>>730746558
fuck off, nigger

>>730741776
I touched and ate too much lead paint as a kid that i can't no longer thing.

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>>730741776

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>>730747274
IS THAT PAPRIKA IN THAT SAMMICH? HOT

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>>730741776
Not even the best metal

>>730741776
makes good musket balls

lead poisoning

>>730746195
Gaseous argon has the flowing property of a liquid, liquids and gases have that flowing property, thats what im trying to say. Hell, even some solids have the flowing property of a liquid, sand flows, even ants can flow under the right circumstances, but lead at room temperature, can not.

>>730747611
diamond isn't a metal.

Tasty , but dangerous....

>>730747899
Glass is my favorite liquid.

>>730747909
Diamond is the hardest metal.

>>730746157
I still prefer the Bis, it's affordable. I'd have to kill a few people to be able to have any lumps of palli for display.

>>730748039
The Pallidium sequesters the excess Hydrogen from the air, makes for a nice centerpiece. Makes the whole room fresher.

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>>730748036

I'm a fan of heavy metal.

>>730741776
It LEAD me to where I am now.

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>not glorious titanium

>>730746157

Yay palladium! I loved playing Rifts.

copper gets no love

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>>730748143
Do you have any?

I got me some B-muth

cobalt is people too

>>730748036
But it's too heavy. One gram of diamonds weighs something like 15 grams.

>>730742010
>>730742150
>>730742332
>>730744356
Due to extensive research done by the University of Pittsburgh, diamond has been confirmed as the hardest metal known to man. The research is as follows. Pocket-protected scientists built a wall of iron and crashed a diamond car into it at 400 miles per hour, and the car was unharmed. They then built a wall out of diamond and crashed a car made of iron moving at 400 miles an hour into the wall, and the wall came out fine. They then crashed a diamond car made of 400 miles per hour into a wall, and there were no survivors. They crashed 400 miles per hour into a diamond traveling at iron car. Western New York was powerless for hours. They rammed a wall of metal into a 400 mile per hour made of diamond, and the resulting explosion shifted the earth's orbit 400 million miles away from the sun, saving the earth from a meteor the size of a small Washington suburb that was hurtling towards mid-western Prussia at 400 billion miles per hour. They shot a diamond made of iron at a car moving at 400 walls per hour, and as a result caused several wayward airplanes to lose track of their bearings, and make a fatal crash with several buildings in downtown Chicago. They spun 400 miles at diamond into iron per wall. The results were inconclusive. Finally, they placed 400 diamonds per hour in front of a car made of wall traveling at miles per iron, and the result proved without a doubt that diamonds were the hardest metal of all time, if not just the hardest metal known to man.

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>>730741776
lead is pretty cool. as far as a heavy metal goes

plutonium is better, though

>>730749053
You birk.

>>730748771
>implying aircraft carriers are made of titanium?
They're made of 2" thick steel motherfuck

I took my kids into one of those hippy healing crystal shops and taught them about science stuff. They had a wonderful range of minerals and a few metals.
"Dad, the label says it's good for (insert hippy crap)"
"Ignore the labels, it's just made up" I said while standing 2ft from the hippies.

>>730741776
It makes paint chips taste nummy

>>730749384
And probably some aluminium I'd guess.

>>730749732
Nah man its all steel

>>730747976
But its not a....

>>730741776
The last lead mining company in The United States was shut down years ago because people have become so god damn afraid of a metal that was commonly used for indoor plumbing a century ago without causing any birth defects.

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>>730748971
Just some weird, purple quartz.

>>730749836
I have all kinds of crap in my bedroom, but I don't think I want to wake up my gf at 2am to show some random Internet nerds my collection.
"where THE FUCK is my pyrite?! "
>sleeps on sofa for a week

>>730741776
it's not very good glass i think bismuth is better

Makes for a good pipe.

>>730741776
Mmmm girl you would look a whole lot better wrapped in some copper blowing out the back of some sand niggers head

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>>730749836

LOOK, another bismuth person! Fuck palli.

>>730742150

so fresh...

>>730751084
And that is...?

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>>730741776

its no alluminium thats for sure

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>>730751084
Great scott!

>>730751231
lead bars

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Who /si/ here?

>>730751231
gold pressed latinum

The densest of all metals. A heavy nigga

>>730751361
cold pressed apple juice

>>730751084
Two number nines

>>730751477
cold pressed gold

>>730751369
Osmium is more dense than Lead.

>>730741776
lead is fucking underrated, I fucking love lead. tin and aluminum are the fucking worst, if your computer had lead in it it wouldnt break after 4 years

>>730751369
My guy have you heard of tungsten?

>>730751477
The most delicious of minerals

>>730743286
Jesus I forgot about this

I've been trying to get my hands on kryptonite for a while. It's hard work.

It protects me from the thousands of xrays taken on a regular day in the lab, so , Lead is good people

>>730751663
I concur with wise Anon. RoHAs has ruined electronics. Fucking eurotrash, and their "ooh, muh planet must be saved" shit.

>>730743428
confirmed for not being cozy, 500 degree room=maximum cozy

>>730744975
never burn bismuth, it will turn your lungs off

>>730741776
it's a great and malleable metal, I don't know why we aren't using it for all our needs!

>>730751864
Don't blame me for the fail-world. I'd burn dumb people for fuel if they'd let me.

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>>730751369
WRONG!

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>>730751663
this. tin solder doesnt work for shit. i tried a few times with the RoHS shit and it fucking sucked. I couldn't figure out what I was doing wrong.

got lead solder, everything was fantastic

>>730751864
Lead solder lasts much, much longer and makes better joints

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YOU CAN'T SEE ME!

>>730751988
Plus lead pipes are great for beating coders when they miss deadlines. You can only use PVC pipe on mechanical engineers, because they need their hands for things like measuring and such. Coders, fuck them, they're trash.

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>>730751584
Sirs, may I introduce you to the world of depleted Uranium?

>>730751953
Good to know. I try not to lick it too regular either.

>>730752177
>I couldn't figure out what I was doing wrong.

Use the right temperature soldering iron, dumbass. Works just fine if you use the right tool.

>>730752074
that would rock. fuel for decades. we never run out of stupid people.

>>730752379
enjoy your brain damage

>>730752257
That post gave me cancer

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>>730751272

>>730752379
My company builds electronics, and I will tell you we NEVER use RoHS if we can avoid it - shit fails like mad, and the customers look at us like we're mongoloids. Maybe our kids will actually BE mongoloids because we use good ol' Pb, but at least they'll have a roof over their head. kek.

>>730741776

very toxic unfortunately. People get sick from indoor shooting ranges with all the lead vaporizing.

Bald eagles die when people kill small game with lead pellet guns and the eagles eat it. Shits bad, we need to change what ammo is made out of for hunting and practice.

too bad it works so well, it's hard to replace.

>>730752581
bet the walls holding up the roof will have lead paint

>>730752750
fuckin' A bubba.

>>730752491
Damn Scots! They Ruined Scotland!

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>>730749170
reading this gave me a brain tumor

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Skutterudite, niggers.

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fuck u

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Radium is good for you.

>>730752748
Lets just start using DU rounds

>>730741776
I try not to think about lead. Such heavy thoughts.

>>730741776
Will never reach aluminium level, it is way worse than aluminium, fucking dense metal, you can melt aluminium so easily and it is really good for almkst anything

>>730751231
Wood with silver colored paint