Cleanest way to commit suicide,?

>>730738195
Toxic fumes

>>730738195
sleeping pills

drowning in a bathtub of bleach

The abyss

>>730738195
drink bleach

a brisk wind

Exit mask (helium tank and breathing mask)

>>730738195
Horse cock in the ass to be frank.

Eat a grape, and I'm sure your stomach will explode and kill you ;)

>>730738473
Odd thing about post is it was 42 l characters, 42 Iin Japanese is ni-shi which also means death

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>>730738470
Top tier kek

Surge of electricity. Take a bath with a toaster.

>>730738195
just keep your eating habits if you're the guy on the pic

Natural causes?

Drowning. It's a pretty horrific way to go out, but it's easily the cleanest. Drown in soapy water to make it uper-duper clean.

>>730738470
jej

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>>730738195

Suicide ain't the way to go, brotha

Offer yourself to love and love will be kind.

Someone loves you, whether you know it or not

Stay safe, friend

-MAK'n cheez

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>>730738195
suicide by cop, go for a high score

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show the world the power of oxyclean

try doing more dips and incline dumbbell chest presses, your chest needs work...your delts and traps aren't bad though. biceps are looking defined but you should throw in more tricep extensions and skullcrushers to really those triceps.

>>730738195
Ocean with weights attached to you. Drown.

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Buy a gun, bleach, ammonia, ducktape, razor blades.
Set up, fill bucket with bleach, ducktape door to create a seal, fill tub with water, have container of ammonia, razorblades, and gun handy.
follow steps quickly
step 1. drump ammonia in bleach
setp 2. cut deep in your wrists from palm to elbow and stick arm in tub to prevent blood clotting
step 3. gun to area of head just behind ear, and pull trigger
step 4. ?!?!
step 5. confuse the shit out of the coroner when they try to write cause of death.

http://www.amaturetube.info/web-cam-chat/ live burnet masterbating looking at this video will make you happy

>>730738195
If this is you just keep doin what your doin.

swim off into the horizon

>>730738195
There isn't one.
After you're dead your body will piss and shit all over itself, and your loved ones will have to clean that up, no matter what you do.

>>730738715
Actually I've always heard its euphoric

>>730738195
Is this you? If it is, you can just wait around for a bit.

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>>730738195
You lookin' a little thin there mane.

>>730741295
There are plenty of clean methods of suicide. Like drowning in the ocean with weights attached to you. Or any method done out in the middle of nowhere where nature can consume your body

>>730738195
Did you just get out of the Gulag?

Cannonball into active volcano.

>>730738195

Exit Bag.

Seriously? Nobody's said this yet?

You can google it but basically you just hook up a respirator mask to a helium tank (or even just put a bag over your head sealed onto your head with an elastic bag at your neck with the helium pipe tucked in, hence the name).

Helium, or any of the other noble gases though helium is the easiest and cheapest to get, is biologically inert which means it isnt absorbed in the lungs and it doesnt set off the hypocapnic alarm which is the feeling of suffocation when there's too much C02 in the circulation. Your brain thinks your breathing normal air and you just drift off.

>>730738195
A long fulfilling life.

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u already dead nigga

>>730741867
you call that "clean" ? Ever heard about methane?

>>730743544
restrain your hands so you can't involuntarily tear the bag off.

>>730738589
I can't believe you've just made that post.

>>730741555
Well whoever told you that hasn't drowned so how the fuck would they know?

Struggling for air for four minutes doesn't seem euphoric to me, it seems extremely painful.

>>730740760
Cause of death
>Suicide

Seems easy anon

>>730743950
In a literal sense, yes. There is no clean up required.

What are you getting at with the methane?

>>730738195
Go down to any train tracks late at night, find something to hide behind close to the tracks, throw yourself o your neck gets on the rail as the train comes.

>>730743544
It's hard to find tanks with 100% helium

>>730738195
hang yourself

>>730741555
>>730738715
>>730744439
I've drowned a couple of times, it is indeed euphoric, after the animal fear and feral panic. I have seen the infinite void.

I'd suggest a train, OP. Free state-sponsored suicide machines.

>>730744821
>find something to hide behind
>implying a speeding train can stop on a dime

>>730745011
http://www.partycity.com/product/small+helium+tank.do?sortby=ourPicks&navSet=170852
ur a retard 'arry

>>730738195
death by soap

>>730745246
Yeah at full speed it'll take a long time to stop, it's not a necessity by any stretch.

try not eating for another 5 minutes

>>730745182
But that's going to fuck up other people's days

>>730745395
Not even close to 100%

>>730740760
that's easy though. COD self inflicted gunshot wound.
If he blows his brains out, obviously the fumes and the blood loss didn't kill him before he could pull the trigger.
use your brain.

>>730738195

Fentanyl

>get a car.
>put one end of hose in the exhaust pipe.
>put other one through window of said car.
>get in car and start the engine
>fall asleep peacefully to carbon monoxide poisoning,
>feels good mang

Why clean? You've been a burden on your friends and family this long? Leave them just 1 more problem to deal with since your ending their biggest problem anyways.

>>730745881
doesn't have to be. for the purposes of killing yourself, it'll work
>11. Toxicological information Information on likely routes of exposure
Ingestion Inhalation
Skin contact
Eye contact
Symptoms related to the physical, chemical and toxicological characteristics
Suffocation (asphyxiant) hazard - if allowed to accumulate to concentrations that reduce oxygen below safe breathing levels.
http://worthingtonindustries.com/Resources/For-Customers/Safety-Data-Sheets

>>730746500
I agree, just saying that those party containers are far from 100%. Helium is getting more rare by the day.

Go to Yellowstone and jump in a hot spring. Your body and bones won't exist in a matter of weeks.

>>730738195
I wish i still had this screenshot from 4chan but someone killed themselves on /b with hydrophloric acid, timestamps included with blood drawn in the syringe as proof that he injected it. Does anyone have the screenshot?

>>730746928
you can get 100% at welding supply shops. for the purposes of anheroing though, go to party city and hold back the tears when the cashier asks you if you need any celebration balloons to go with the helium

>>730738589
Fucking weeb

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>>730738589

>>730738195
Volcano, and since you are probably a virgin, we can expect a good harvest this year.

>>730746268
this

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>>730738195
Suffocate on a bar of soap?

>>730738195
be a jew in 1943

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>>730748193
Delete that picture. Get that shit outta here.

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>>730738195
Suicide? You've already reached immortality

>>730738195
Drano.

>>730738589
You should use comb i bet your hair are all messed up.