what ya drinking /b/? pabst is my shit for cheap anyway

Gin, gin and gin

U know the rules

>>730736417
Is your name Kat?

>>730736599
i'll show you mine if you show me yours faggot

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>>730736417
Just a handle of popov. How's shot going?

>>730736642
no
but good guess

>>730736732
I don't have tits whore

Sharpie in the pooper

Hi! Few things to start off with =] 1. Yes I replied because you're a female on 4chan, 'tis an awesome thing to see! 2. I'm Brian. 3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen. =D

>>730736739
Shit* I'm already drunk

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>>730736417
Your dripping cunt

Carlsberg fan here.

Cool shirt but purple would nicer on you, i promise!

>>730736417
post butthole bae?

>>730736417
nothing but i wish it was your piss

>>730736816
> posting a thumbnail

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>>730737158
gee wiz im so nervous

>>730736804
take a kpin or something

>>730736804
tits or gtfo

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>>730736417
For cheap, usually Benchmark Old no. 8 Bourbon. Not as good of a mixer as a lot of bourbons, but I almost always drink it straight anyways.

Also, tits an' bourbon. Your turn.

>>730737444
it's old pasta you fucking faggot

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_nWRVCNwg4

cheap bourbon and listening to gg

>>730737856
just... just put your shirt back on, you're just embarrassing yourself

>>730738236
Cringe neckbeard found

>>730738397
says the skinnyfat kid who's probably not sprouted a pube, let alone a facial hair. What I'm getting at is... stop trying to impress people when there's nothing impressive there

Coors light, fam

>>730738531
Nice troll fam

>>730738531
queer

>>730738163
i don't like the weird country shit he did
except carmelita
here's a time stamp
as much as i want to be a 40 year old man

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>>730738807

Tough Willie. If you dont know what that is you havent been at my level yet.

>>730736417
Gogol Bordello is shit tier music

>>730738632
yeah it was pretty lit

>>730738868
Why won't you show your tits? I would love to see your butthole as well. You're sexy. Show it off.

>>730738868
Are you a dude? Ugly motherfucker.

>>730739001
voi-la intruder is solid gold
stage performance is fantastic too
quit tryna be a hip fag

>>730738868
Cute hair, can I see your tits?

>>730736417
>pic stolen from other drinking thread

Why pretend to be a below average looking girl?

>>730738868
>>730739170
I've been proven wrong.

My bad, statement still stands though

>>730736417
why arent you wearing purple?

>>730738868
Please financially dominate me with your soles.

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>>730738807
his country stuff is what i listen to the most it took me forever to get into his scum fuck stuff

i went through a folkpunk stage for about 6 years so i have a real soft spot for country stuff

>>730736417
show me those sagging grapefruits, whore

>>730739001
gogol bordello is solid 7/10

>40 minute old thread
>No tits from op

Abort!

>>730739407
aayyy better than ugly
fuck it

>>730736417
lol erin is that u

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>>730738868
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fKREK4mrzjM

I mean, I get it. You don't want to show us your tits. But at the same time, how else did you see this going?

Vodka chased with ice water

Wish I had some orange juice

P.S - In dire need of cigarettes

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>>730736417
Just finished off the last 1/4 of a bottle of Lamb's Navy Rum.
Now onto a nice bottle of red wine.
I'm a classy cunt.
Just rolling my last joint... my mate who sells got caught by the police earlier and I can't be fucked to move to get smoke at 12.30am.

>>730736417
down the bottle, get nude and post everything

>>730736417
Not Your Father's Root Beer tonight, most likely. And personally, I would love to see inside your mouth. But only if you feel like it.

Good old Rainier.

Miss when it was brewed right here at home, before Anheuser-Busch and all that.

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does nobody get that this is a trap? show me your feminine penis op.

tits or gtfo butterface


actually nvm everything about you is enough to turn yourself into an alcoholic to cover up your shame

Smoking Beer and Drinking Morocco.
By the way Youre a Bitch Go Anywere else

>>730736417
TITs, or GTFO.. with all due respect, plox.

>>730740263
newfag

>>730740524
shits too sweet to get drunk off of

>>730736599
>>730737632
>>730740758
>>730740810

learn the rules / lurk more newfags

and its not even summer yet

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>>730740709
female af

>>730741074
>dirty fingernails af

>>730741074
HAZ BRO.
So you make cartoons and shit?
That's cool.

>>730739927
don't get me wrong, i'd still do ya.

Maybe

>>730741074
ohhh 5'01 , a spinner!

are you into age play or extreme vore?

>>730741074
Yeah, your gonna have to show us those big as titties you've got there. Thanks in advance.

>>730741036
quiet you fucking coont.

>>730736417
Russian Vodka is best...if your neck can take it.

>>730741162
>>730741074
Is that NYS ID?

If so your chances have just improved

>>730741036
no, YOU lurk more, you god dam fagot. lrn da rulz.

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>>730741384

>>730741356
vodka is disgusting girls drink. whiskey for real men

>>730740370
You don't need them. You just think you do. Quit while you can.

>>730741531
nah man, vodka-soda is the shit to party

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>>730741441

>>730741357
look like texas

>>730741074
>those nails
>I bet they smell amazing underneath

Fuck, I want to lick the scum out from beneath them.

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>>730741693

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>>730741693

>>730741784
>>730741813
Welcome to 4chan, gentlemen.

>>730741074
make it easier for us, just post your tits and we'll all be happy

>>730741967
plox fuk of

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>>730741972
you win

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>>730741972
I agree with this guy.

>>730742038
Hue, this wouldn't surprise you if you'd been here for more than 2 hours.

If u post your tits i will post my cock with timestamp. Stop being lame..... I mean...you know you came here to show them any way. Why else would you post here?

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>>730742322
>it's only April

Yuengling is like, 18$ for a 24 pack

I've finished 18 of these tasteless fuckers and I'm still sober.

Tempted to make another beer run though.

>>730742134
> dat filename

>>730741074
looks fake.

>>730742565
that's why i'm hiding my age, yeah

>>730742662
post pic with shoe on head

>>730742550
get some hurricanes

Icehouse is high percent and cheap as hell. Work's really well for a college student.

>>730738868

Not sure yet about to go to the store

Don't get doxxed

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>>730742749
Nothing beats Sternburg Export

>>730742744
that sounds like something i dont want to do
give me something else

>>730736417
Usually everclear. Because if I'm getting drunk, I fucking commit.

>>730742662
gotta try and make it look real

>>730742898
>that sounds like something i dont want to do
why not ?

>>730736804
Cancerous pasta is cancerous

>>730742898
pic with PBR on head then

>>730736417
Feet please

>>730742966
i kill things with my shoes

>>730742856
she gon' get doxxed

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>>730736417
I'm so, so, sorry in advance for what is about to happen. Trolls are going to come into the thread and they will be saying some very hurtful things about you. They will call you some very hurtful names. But none of those things are true. How could they possibly know? How could they possibly know how beautiful you really are? How sweet and compassionate you are? I'm so sorry about them, please do not let them hurt you.

>mfw thinking about you hurting

I just want to see you shine and flourish. You are so precious to me. I want to write poetry and sing songs about my love and adoration for you and all of your perfections. My name is Brian, by the way. I know that you're tired of all the assholes and jerks. I know how you feel baby doll. I know. I am different. I am the nicest guy you will ever meet, and if anything I'll be the one in the kitchen. I live in London. Please be in London.

>>730743159
but tshirt on your head and hold the arm up making you look like a snail

>its my fetish

>ITT alcoholic thread dissolves into asking a random slut for nudes


Can we jsut get back to the important shit, namely alcohol.

>>730736417
Gogol Bordello is my shit.

>>730743321
cuck

>>730743406
I still want to know why she isnt wearing purple

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>>730743042
flat heads

>>730743415
found the thirsty virgin

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>>730743321
my boy said there's already 30 threads for tits and only 2 for drunks fuck off

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it tastes like apples

>>730743483
She probably has all her wits.

>>730743501
so you live in a trailer.

Who's this fucking whale you're all thirsting on? Fucking disgusting /b/

>>730743501
aight, she's legit.

>Not wearing purple

I'm still disappointed with you.

>>730736417
I've got that t shirt

>>730743623
but they will all vanish, I promise. It is just a matter of time.

>>730743671
I have been to that bordel

>>730743501
Are you in a ski cabin?

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>>730743501

Had some coronas last night but now it's just herbs.

>>730742892
das olle billig pennerbier

>>730743501
not gonna lie, you're actually pretty cute

>>730743808
meh it's just a house
friends grampa built it
nice yard
have a dog that bites peoples fingers off when they stick them in the fence

>>730743902
I would rail that woman so hard she'd need both hips replaced.
I don't know why but for some reason I've been really into scratching a granny off my bucket list lately.

>>730743973
People stick shit in your fence often?

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>>730743934
how could you even think that ?!?!?!

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>>730743501
>>730743501

>>730743902
>>730744086
what's up with all the newfags ?!

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>>730736417
gonna crack this one open tonight

>>730736732
You wanna see me 1st? Ignore that faggot, I'll play along if you do.
>>730741074

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>>730736417
>>730744233
Then move on to this

>>730744233
looks fancy

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>>730743501


>>730744211
I don't fucking know, they must be some beta fags

>>730736417
You have such a cute face. I would date you as a fellow female anon.

>>730736417
I'm drinking yur sadness
My sadness
In a bottle of haaayaaayaaateeee

>>730744302
oh shit you're still here?
maybe i dont have nipples
>do you really want to know

>>730741074
Underage drinker af, wow you are so cool. Your parents are gonna be so mad when they find out.

>>730744350
If you keep interrupting you'll need to wait in the car.

Drinking coors here. Gogol is pretty good band, OP.

But you should really show tits if you're gonna bother posting pictures of yourself.

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>>730744464
>maybe i dont have nipples

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>>730744464

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>>730744530
shut up macfag

>>730743501
my wife hates me
i hate me
but you could probably find some redeeming quality to latch on

here for the titties & beer

>>730744531
Nah fuck that OP. Face -or- tits. You already posted face. You know how this plays out.

>>730744656
>or
kek, you autist

what's a random /b/ thread without booze and titties though?

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>>730744596
>>730744719
>>730744775
>>730744849

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>>730744326
Then finish the night up with some shots for some drunk gaming, music then a fap to finish it all off.... got to let off some steam with all the work I'm doing for finals.

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BREAKFAST STOUT, drinking with mom what up

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>>730744925
:-D

>>730736804
You seem nice, Brian? May I lick your bag?

Finish 6beers then insert can in pussy

>>730736417
Kokanee. Had some rhum last night too. Lucky to have my driver license today.

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>>730744336
its good stuff it's a pint of 11% ABV high-quality suds

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>>730745024
>:-D

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>>730736417
i'm at work

>>730745077
how many
there are so many to choose from
which ones

>>730745229
you guys are some fancy fucks

>>730745229
cut your nails man

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>>730745175
;-)

All these pretentious fucks drinking fancy shit, and here I am shotgunning steel reserves in the parking lot.

>>730736417
Coors(keystone) ice. Cheapest abv/$ beer near me and I like it. Usually grab a sixer of something yummy and just keep the shop fridge stocked with the cheap stuff in case I just want something cold while wrenching or run out of good stuff and decide I want to be less sober.

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>>730745388

>>730745441
For a concert or chilling at Walmart?

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>>730745375
i need it for coke doin'

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omnipollo fatamorgana

>>730738868
Fake. It's Friday the 28th.

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>>730745507
eat shit

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>>730745615

>>730745537
na, just the parking lot behind my apartment

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>>730745674

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>>730745229
Mein neger

Good taste 10/10

>>730745471
Nah nigga. You want that cheap shit, get Costco brand light beer. Shits like $20 for a 48 pack of 4.2%.

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>>730745370
meh, just bored, and old enough to have money.

>>730745759
Are you alone or drinking with friends?

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>>730745806

>>730743501
If you like gypsy shit...
You might enjoy some gypsy drum and bass!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZny-k7BSyA

>>730743612
Ever see a picture of someone on 4chan and think,

"You know, he's probably a cool dude. I think if I knew him, we'd probably be friends."?

Rock on random Asian dude. I like your shit.

>>730745856
that's what up

that shit got me through high school

>>730745834
but where will i go
this is all i have

>>730745890
i'm shitposting on /b/, what do you think?

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>>730736417

Spend literallly two more dollars and get something that doesn't taste like monkey piss you cheap, white trash, hillbilly, self entitled, hipster wanna be, attention seeking whore

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>>730745891

>>730744464
Fuck tits, I wanna see that pussy and ass

>>730745229
Never seen a bottle of Erdinger made for export/with an English label. Good beer though. Greetings from Germany!

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>>730746002
one of my faves

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>>730746008

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>>730745954

>>730745856
Don't have a Costco card...don't want to drive all the fucking way there. Not poor. I honestly like my 5.9% keystone when I'm wrenching and I can get that at the corner store no need to drive into town.

>>730746092
>Good beer though.
Weißbier fag detected

>>730746110

Nectar of the old gods

>>730745542
Gypsy Brewer.

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>>730746124

>>730745834
I was about to say, inb4 spiderman, but...

>>730745982
Surrounded by love ones like I am.

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>>730746266

>>730745856
My buddy showed up with a 48 pack of labatt one time. I've been on the fucking hunt for a 48 pack ever since, and have yet to find one. I don't even like labatt, I just want to get a 48 pack of beer for the hell of it and just can't find it. Don't even care what it is.

Costco actually sells them? There's one about 45 minutes away from me, but I never go there. Maybe I'll just go and check it out tomorrow.

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>>730746092
its all over, even sponsored a beerfest in Hong Kong when i lived there, <3 deutschland

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>>730746325

>>730736417
You're not wearing enough purple

>>730746313
hahaha, good one m8

>>730736417
i started off with water, came across this thread and immediately went for some of the goose

Laphroaig triple wood. Nice and smokey

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>>730746417

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>>730736417
I'm about to go pick up 12 of pic related in about half an hour.
I wish I didn't have to work today or else I would have drove out to Toronto to meet these guys.
I hope the beer isn't piss water.

>>730746378
Nice to know.
But now I have to go to the cellar and see if I can find a few bottles of Weizen

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>>730746577
I'm going to bed, nice to meat you

So much /soc/ faggotry going on in here. Might pick up some Steels and play some missions on GTA V. Why must I drink so much.

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>>730745856
Costco sells Stone IPA now, that shits got 4 varieties 20 beers all in the 7.0% ABV range for like 22 bucks.... Costco for drunks on a budget.

>>730736417
Miller Highlife is better, and cheaper.

OP should post more pics.


Also, this thread needs more booze and more qt314s

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>>730745948
not that anon but holy shit a nice person on /b/

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>>730746705

>>730746723
my costco membership pays for itself just in savings on booze.

>>730746586
Sorry to crush your dreams, but any TV show brand beer is more than likely going to be shit.

If there was some Colorado brand Ricky tincture, though, I'd probably hop all over it.

>>730745569
lol'd

>>730736778
Then it has to be Katlyn...

>>730741074
>dimpled knuckles

cute

>>730746756
there are dozens of us, DOZENS I TELL YOU

>>730744350
the newfags are calling the oldfags new fags.

>>730746818
I bought their Liquormen's Ol' Dirty Canadian Whisky a few times and thought it was ok. A little too expensive, but not bad.

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>>730746818
they got the buds by snoop here, but its not worth the markup, and had a fuckng seed in mine

>>730746865
like, maybe 2 dozen in all, but still

>>730746884
well memed newfag

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>be girl
>not posting tits on /b/
>why do people even bother

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>>730746792
that and the food court if ya gonna get smashed that night why not pick up a pizza?

>>730747010
Fucking this.

>>730736417
>>730738868
>>730741074

If you're not going to tits then at least get a better god damn camera. Ugh.

>>730747098
right? costco is the shit

>>730746723
Damn, I wish they sold that here. But yeah, Costco. Back when I lived in Missouri they could sell liquor there. I was too young to give a damn about pricing, but I wish they had that here.

>>730738214
Lol. Why does this chick have no teets!

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>>730747044
and i'm still here

>>730738868
I don't want to come off as sexist. But seriously. Tits or gtfo

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Do you have a step dad OP?

>>730747284
are you retarded?

Am I the only asshole here who thinks PBR is trash?

>>730747379
yes

>>730747476
Ah, thanks for clearing that up

>>730747411
Its trash, but its cheap trash

>>730747566
fair enough

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZEvQOPUHGH8

>>730736789
is that why you're good with whining like a fucking millenial until someone shows you some?

>>730747411
It's disgusting. All American beer is disgusting

>>730736417
I can fap to you

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>>730736804

>>730737856
Nice bitch tits.

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>>730736417
Why would you ever send a picture to /b/? I'm drinking Barr an Wicklow whiskey...it's....okay. I'm not sending these hilarious assholes a picture from my phone though...

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>>730741074
Ok cunt. Leaving the thread. You attention seeking male child looking whore.

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>>730738214
kek

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>>730747732
>wellthatslikeyouropinion.jpg

>>730741036
uh, yeah...you really should learn them yourself because you should already know only newfags call other people newfags, newfag.

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>>730736417
drinking the Dos

>>730748031
awe
don't tell me i made you leave
that breaks my heart
stay

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>>730741693
My ex worked at a liquor store.

Told me a story that a homeless guy took a toothpick, scraped under his nails one by one, substantial scum from each nail, and are each wad of waxy crud.

She was nauseous all day after and any time we recalled it

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>>730739154
Your opinion is bad and you should feel bad.

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>>730748307
good choice

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>>730748307
toss me shroom m8

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>>730738214
You look like slav wannabe baby gangster. Still haven't earned is your Adidas and jumpsuit Tovarisch?

>everyone saying tits or GTFO

I'm a newfag and even I know it's only for when someone just casually claims being a girl without any relevancy to the situation

I mean, I wish I could see. But shit ain't for this thread.

>>730739154
I meant that for...>>730739154

that one should feel bad... not you one...unless you're the same person

>>730748296
I have left this thread alredy

>>730748462
>even this faggot gets it

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>>730748427
Think Ill eat!

this thread is sorely lacking in tits

>>730748770
what exactly is the story behind this

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>>730740524
that drink is for fucking children

I had a favorite beer for a minute, weird story actually. I was really into Occulto, which was supposed to be a cerveza with agave and tequila flavors. I loved it, but it eventually disappeared. I went online to see what happened and apparently it was a huge flop. Critics hated it, and it sold like shits, so they cancelled it. Real boner, that.

>>730748907

It's your mom after I banged her.

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>>730745539
Lol if that was real it would be awesome

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>>730748899

>>730748899
you are sorely lacking in tits

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>>730748835
>>730748307

do all that shit on the table then report back with new thread....codename, ballztriplar

>>730749073
this is true

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>>730748967
> This guy gets it

>>730749100
Aye Aye!

Time Stamping and posting now!

>>730748307

>>730748418
>>730748427
>>730749100

>nobody noticed the time stamp was 2 days off

fake and gay.

>>730745507
I need to know where you got this photo, and are there any more?

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>>730742856
anon is on a pity-trip fishing for whiteknights or looking to self-harm using us...or making some kind of fucking point...either way...might be funny?

Okay,. so i finished all 24 Yuenglings and I'm still sober.

I'm not buying this piss water any more.

>>730743501
hm...i have less contempt now :)

>>730749100
Done and done brah!

>>730749501
always scheming for attention and cock and sensitivity
where do you live
i want to live there

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>>730749280
Eat a bag of dicks

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>>730749280
>>730749842
doubtlar

>>730749963
Well, probably still your stash then. Your time stamp is from fucking Tuesday though, can you blame me?

>>730746756
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

>>730745507
I need more of this chick, she's cute.