G-good afternoon, Anonymous! D-do you need someone to talk to?

>>730727223
how does it feel to only help people get off

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>>730727223
an honest attempt for viewers on your stream, admirable though. But.. sorry, not today.

>>730727379
A-as long as i-it helps ^_^

>>730727223
A hug should help, nice clothes by the way

Why do you have to stutter?

I failed all my exams except one because O'm a lazy piece of shit, I got no girlfriend, because I never make moves, although I would consider myself a strong 7/10. I'm also not autistic and got many friends, I just don't manage to get more contact with a woman than friendship. How do I get to approach someone without looking like a creep or a guy who just wants sex?

Are you a female?

May I see tits?

>>730727413
is this what you dreamed of since you were a little girl? stream to a bunch of horny men and have them get off over you? such a sad reality, being a lowkey cam whore

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>>730727223
Good evening... I just woke up... cute dress today.

Jesus christ Celty is sexy

Call the cops, I don't give a fuck

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>>730727379
T-thanks for the post

>>730727413
N-not me.

>>730727485
*hug* T-thank you very much <4

>>730727223
sorry, what? i coudnt hear you.. i lost myself looking under your skirt

jokes aside, Hi Alice, i hope you are having a good day

do you actually have any medical expertise?

either way fuck off you weirdo

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>>730727223
well a hug would be nice, but i don't deserve one and you're just an image on a board so...

>>730727518
Start by forcing yourself to make friends with girls you don't really want to be friends with, and then upgrading once you know your stuff.

so you'd like to be doxxed and humiliated you stupid attention whore?

Haha whats this retarded shit? Hey OP! Make a joke

Post feminine penis.

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>>730727223
Afternoon Alice! I need you to do something for me.

Long time no see. Unfortunately you're still haven't killed yourself.
Please overdose on some pills. For a few dollars you probably get some painkillers at wallmart.
Should be easy enough for you.

Fuck you Alice.
Lots of love Patric.

>>730727606
Thanks, how was your day?

>>730727223
its bugs me that i cant place your accent. its like manatoba or wisconsin

>>730727606
it was a genuine question

tell me, how could you "help" out this manchild

>>730727223
How long have you been doing these threads? I haven't been on /b/ in like 2 years and it seems like you're always here

How does one deal with the constant feeling of hate towards all of humanity and the forever lingering urge to murder everyone around them.

>>730727223
There's no way those shoulders don't belong to a boy

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>>730727514
B-because I'm nervous <4

>>730727519
Y-yes?

>>730727544
No.

>>730727568
I w-work at a large f-financial firm during the day, sorry <4

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>>730727223
Got insulted by some fucking dyke lesbian nazi wannabe that I tried to help and be kind to. Aside from the racist bullshit, 90% of this was true.

Teared up a bit.

fuckit lets dox the bitch who's in?

>>730727726

get off your ass and quit being a faggot

- A-a-a-a-a--a-alice

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KYS

>>730727223
help u are not on in twitch.

>>730727768
Ive only been gone a couple months and i have same question i don't remember these from before

>>730727223
>those tights
>that dress
>sitting on a bed
When did you get so lewd Alice?

>>730727865
This, Alice should kiss herself

>>730727792
i thought you said you worked in programming you lying slut

W-why are y-you ne-nervous?

>>730727792
do you have a SO?
love your thigh high socks

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>>730727823
She's already doxed.

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>>730727223
you bod is hot

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>>730727578
T-thank you very much!

>>730727608
Haha, t-thank you.

>>730727518
W-why not just ask people out on dates? You s-seem to act as if d-dealing with women is a mine filled v-venture, but most women are just normal p-people, just like you! Ask them out a-and if they say no don’t be a dick, j-just take it in stride. Y-You gotta put yourself out there to get anything in return, Anonymous!"

hhhahah let'd dox thd faggot who pretends to be her

>>730727568
some people don't actually fap to this you know

>>730727794
Stop talking to this crazy /pol/ cunt anon, you don't need alice to tell you that

Just post your tits,its not like we know your face.

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>>730727627
*hug* <4

>>730727638
I've a-already doxxed myself t-twice. G-go for it.

>>730727649
Come t-to my stream to hear j-jokes!

>>730727658
I d-don't have one.

straight forward, aren't we?

>>730727794
You deserve better than this emotionally broken bitch.

>>730727568
>girl
lel sure, "girl"

what's keeping you from helping yourself?

>>730727223
Sharpie

>>730727926
financial companies can have programmers stupid

You should play GTA RP

Hi Alice

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>>730727661
Y-yes?

>>730727670
I d-don't know how to k-kill myself. Please show me h-how, I learn by example.

>>730727685
T-thanks! It's going well. How are you, dear?

>>730727694
N-not even close <4

>>730728302
Okay, now better with your thread here

My dog is barking in his sleep....What is he dreaming about Alice?

>>730728302

>>730727794
Well, you tried.

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>>730727223
I wish you'd kill yourself you attention whoring fucking cunt.

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>>730727724
I gave a g-genuine answer.

>>730727768
I've been here for 6+ n-now.

>>730727770
I would seek psychological help, i-if you haven't already.

>>730728302
Its simple. Buy pills, eat pills, wait.
Even you can do it! I believe in you! Kill yourself!

>>730728302
its like a weird boston accent

>>730728429
samefag

>>730728124
Come to your stream? What the fuck? I bet your stream IS the joke, how about that? Fucking stuttering motherfucker

>>730728017
Thanks.

I am a lanklet though.

And my online gf is an Austrian anorexic rape victim that didn't want to deal with he abusive family. And she does act like a pacifist, hoping the issues will disappear if she doesn't think about it or handle it.

And no one takes me serious.

My mother is narcissistic and abusive,

My German father abandoned me,

I had to be withdrawn because I kept getting bullied and now I am crying, like a faggot, on 4chan because it's true.

>>730727223

Alice San... I...I h-h-ave a crush on you senpai. T-there, I said it!

>>730728302
Ohio?

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>>730727794
2 things... only try to help those who want help. You can't change or help anyone, only the person themselves can do that, you can only help them help themselves.

Second: sometimes you have to find value in the attempt NOT the result...

Alice, what do you do for a living?

>>730728587
She sounds more new england tbh

>>730727223

If you were dating 2 guys, One of them was "good guy", doesn't get mad, always nice. treats you like a princess and always happy. bit shy and little bit introverted.

Other guy is outgoing, funny but arrogant. He teases you, but is kinda cool. He takes care of himself and sometimes ignores you, but when you talk, you feel something inside.

Which one would you prefer?

>>730728526
>>730728554
Its jew york

>>730728207
This was some lesbian I gave advice to and tried to be friends with..

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>>730728554

>>730728302
Could you just reassure me everything is going to be fine even if i keep consuming drink and drugs and throwing my life away? If that's a paradox tell me anyway, thanks Alice!

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Ive been seeing this girl who has a lot of problems. Shes a big girl, and she has some big issues with depression and personality disorder. I enjoy seeing her and the physical side, but im self conscious about it.

how do i enjoy a social life with someone with extreme social anxiety? how will people think about me if my gf is fat? i know its shallow as hell but im struggling to come to peace with it, because i havent had another relationship for a long time, and im enjoying it, but am i just doing it for the sake of doing it?

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>>730728537

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>>730727789
I'm all w-woman, dear.

>>730727926
I a-am though?

>>730727891
N-not yet! At 6PM tonight!

>>730727865
>>730727834
>>730727823
>>730727978
Thanks for the bumps, g-guys <4 I really appreciate it!

>>730727794
Y-you don't need to take that from anyone. Y-you're better than that, Anonymous <4

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This threa needs to die

>>730727223
Marry me

That's the help I need

:(

>>730728787
C-can i get a hug pls?

>>730727223
This faggot is still around.. for Christs sake.

>>730728712
How is that even bait

>>730728677
naw. maybe waay upstate

>>730727223
Hi Alice.
Why do i always think about death? Like, i know i wont die of old age. Its like i feel something will happen to me within the next 30 years.

>>730727223
>linking to an offline channel

For what purpose?

>>730728625
This isn't my girlfriend. This is a lesbian from /pol/ who gave me advice on helping my girlfriend that I helped many times with her lesbian girlfriend situation.

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>>730727223
I'm depressed as fuck. It's been 10 years and it's only gotten way worse over the last few months. I've been trying everything, medication, excercise, vitamins/supplements, trying to cut out drugs and alcohol as best as I can, doing extensive out patient group therapy, and it's still only getting worse.
Birthday is tomorrow, heavily contemplating downing a whole bottle and jumping off a bridge or blasting my skull off outside of my childhood home. I stopped talking to most of my friends due to my depression, and some of them have stopped contacting me because I'm a sad sack of shit, also lost my relationship due to this.
The only "friends" I regularly talk to are online, and I think one of them has decided to stop talking to me as well. She said she's not getting my messages, but I'm assuming she's just bored with me now or I have no more use. Another stopped talking to me all together the other week, he and I would bullshit in skype for hours at a time, it was cool as fuck, and he randomly vanished. Or maybe he an hero'd, I have no way to know.

Glad we had this talk m8.

>>730728664
T-the problem is t-hat girls d-don't want to be treated like p-princesses. T-they say that, but w-we need to be t-treated like n-normal people.

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>>730728817

>>730728787
I have fapped to your thighs more than once. How do you feel?

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f-f-faggot

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>>730728988

>>730728636
shes probably a bored camwhore

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>>730729014

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>>730729039

Clearly a dude, looks at his broad shoulders. Faggot

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>>730729062

>>730728625
I pissed her nazi ass off by saying that I wanted to give up on my girlfriend and that I hope she learns her lesson from evading problems. This dyke took it personally.

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>>730729091

>>730727223
IT'S A BOY

>>730728787
Thanks.

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>>730729122

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Alice and the frog "Kermit"

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>>730727223
To be honest i wanna see your feet

>>730727223
>shilling Twitch channel

Im going to need to at least see some thigh before I subscribe

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FUCKING WEEBS rEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>730729163

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>>730728389
T-thank you for the support!

>>730728394
P-probably chasing a b-bunny.

>>730728587
N-no.

>>730728664
Neither <4

>>730728718
P-please take care of yourself, Anonymous. I c-care about you and your w-well-being a lot!

>>730728867
*wraps her arms around your neck and hugs you*

>>730728916
T-that sounds like anxiety. I recommend seeing a psychologist n-near you.

>>730728918
S-so you can follow me and c-come to my streams w-when I do them!

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>>730727223
I'm leaving an unhealthy relationship with a girl I've been with for 4 years. I love her very much but I'm tired of all the fighting. She's pregnant and it means I'm walking away from a normal relationship with my kid. It's the hardest decision I've ever had to make and I'm not sure if I'm doing the right thing. I never knew it was possible for a person to be as stressed as I have been for the last 4 weeks.

>>730728708
Look for better friends anon

>>730727223
Show us your p-penis, you fucking r-retard.

>>730729215
Glad you like more support, you're the best

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Alice when she/he get views.

Advertising (all forms) is not welcome—this includes any type of referral linking, "offers", soliciting, begging, stream threads, etc.

just report it and leave

her videos are actually enjoyable

Can someone tell me why its stuttering like that?

>>730729215
Rough thread today :/

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>>730727223
My fiance is a classic type A personality while I'm a type B.

She just unloaded a whole heap of crazy onto me about how Im too laid back and not ambitious enough, that I need to become exactly like her (but she swears she isnt trying to change me)

Should I an hero now?

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>>730729415
b-b-because i-i-it's l-l-larping

>>730729372
She would never show face, delete this

>>730729415
Nerve gas.

>>730728574
Online relationships are shit and meaningless. Cut off contact with the anorexic rape victim and from the dyke. Seriously, these people don't care about you because you're not a physical person for them. Seek out some real life friends who you can actually talk to. That's the best advice I can give you.

I can never talk to girls propperly. I never talk seriously and everyone thinks I am just a joke. I want to get taken seriously and get a propper girlfriend but i'm just always making a joke out of myself. I also want a hug.

>>730729468
Y-yes you fucking f-faggot

>>730729215
Ever posted lewd online in non-character way?

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>>730729540

>>730729215
>doesn't even get a reply

Fine I'll die alone as I suffer from cancer

I don't need anyone as the pains debilitate me more!

Today is the day.
Alice will http://sickoo.com/videos/566/young-american-girl-commits-suicide-and-streams-it-live/

>>730729215
Seeing all the shit in this thread makes me wonder why you do this on /b/, Alice

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>>730728950
What kinds of drugs do you use? Drugs & alcohol can interfere with efficacy of medication. Also have you tried a different OP group / therapist? Have you tried inpatient treatment to stabilize you on meds and have a Dr look at them everyday with 24 hour nursing? ... I know you said you've been at it 10 years, but I just want to make sure all options are really being looked at..

This is what this place has become

fucking degenerates are falling for advertising shit just because he wears a female dress

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>>730729029
W-wrong. I work at a large f-financial firm as a programmer. Keep t-trying though!

>>730728950
I'm s-sorry that you're going through such a difficult t-time right now. I u-understand what it's l-like to be extremely depressed and I u-understand the feeling of w-when people just up and vanish. Please feel free to contact me h-here:
Email: [email protected]
Steam: Aneki Margatroid
Skype: alicemargatroid2
Patreon: alicemargatroid
Twitch: celtyplays
Twitter: celtyplays
Chat: https://anekiho.me/chat2


>>730729145
I'm n-not, sorry.

>>730729183
I wear d-different stockings all the time!

>>730729324
I d-don't have one to show.

>>730729433
Y-yes, it seems so.

Should I go to war with my neighbors?
I have some bad blood with some people and idk wether to wait for them get me or to try and get them first, I kinda lose no matter what on this so dont know what to do. :p

>>730729477
It's more like roleplaying, larp means live action role play as so it cannot be done online

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Will you go the fuck away you god damn cancer some selfrighteous piece of shit trying to give your own shitty life value by coming to this shit hole and "Helping people" yeah i bet you sleep good at night, kill yourself.

>>730729692
>Advertising (all forms) is not welcome—this includes any type of referral linking, "offers", soliciting, begging, stream threads, etc.

report, sage, leave the thread.

You know the rules.

>>730729215
>>730729215
Semi-high pitched soft voice - Colorado

>>730729477
>>730729719
Ok then, I'm not even gonna ask what hes roleplaying this shit is disturbing

the fuck happened to your legs

Do you play any games online?

>>730729819
wtf happened there

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The world would be a better place if Alice was brown bread.

>>730729806
>You will immediately cease and not continue to access the site if you are under the age of 18

you know the rules

>>730729952
it was a helluva party

>>730729819
I don't wanna be that guy be someone wanna tell me what the fuck happened?
>>730729906
She's sitting on them

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>>730729692
Hey faggot why havent killed yourself yet ?

>>730729989
>n-n-n-no leave mylady alone

faggot

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>>730729952
They were all really sleepy, so they had nap time.

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>>730729395
T-thank you very much!

>>730729415
B-because I'm nervous, s-silly!

>>730729557
No.

>>730729640
I'm sorry for missing your post, dear. T-this thread is moving quite quickly today.

>>730729644
Because t-this is my home <4

>>730729695
N-not a good idea.

>>730729782
I've b-been here for 6+ years. I-'m not going to just l-leave because s-someone doesn't want me here <4

>>730729823
Nope!

>>730729989
Summer is g-getting close, I can tell.

>>730730056
B-because I d-don't know how <4

>>730729692
show us your fucking v-vagina then

>>730730134
Did he dead?

>>730729692
>no dick
get out

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>>730729692
Show ur doggo

>>730730224
maybe

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>>730730224
He made a full recovery.

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>>730730195
No t-thank you <4 You wouldn't w-want to see it anyways.

>>730730248
I think I'll s-stay, thanks.

>>730730257
Y-you can see her on my stream <4

Draw a cat please

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>>730730334

>>730729271
Thanks.
>online gf is rape victim
>mother is an insulting narcissistic piece of shit

I want to kill my mother. I hate my mother. I hope she dies. My father would have probably been a better parent.

My gf evades her issues like it's going out of style.

I can't take life anymore man..

I'm worried I'll kill someone or feel like I'll kill myself.

>>730730154
Are you ok with the fact that no one believes you're a women

>>730729653
Mostly just booze lately, occasional xanax or adderall, but it's typically booze lately.
I've been through a few therapists, and this OP group took like a month to get into, not really sure I have another months worth of time to try and get into another new one. I've done inpatient before though, can honestly say never again. I left slightly worse than I went in. I appreciate the suggestions regardless m8.
>>730729692
Thanx yo, I may take you up on that offer at some point. Either way it's appreciated.

>>730727223
Any idea how to deal with back pain? Maybe I'm sleeping wrong or something but advice would be appreciated

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>>730730410

>>730730154
I got called attractive and cute today and am not sure what the next step is, do you have any advise?

>>730730334
Why'd you have so many nigger dicks? You faggot, get out of Alice's board REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

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>>730730375
R8 my doggo pls

>>730727223
Alice plz tell me - if a girl in social situation for no apparent reason leans on my arm, hugging it, and later on puts her hand on my leg deliberately for a short period of time, and then tells me how she is family girl and by the end od the meeting complains how she hates going home late on the evening alone. Does that mean she's into me?

Plz help - im 27 y/o socially retarded virgin.

I need some help I kinda want a relationship someday but then I remember women are horrible being that serve to only mentally abuse, claim false rape, and take all your money in divorce court or in child support. Should I just try for a trap or should I kill off a kids cancer ward then burn myself to death? Whatever shall I do?

>>730730257
That is cute

>>730730375
I just t-told you what I want to see, I've been following your threads for a long time. I'm bored with you, step up your fucking game. Let's get r-real.

>>730730470
bro unless you spilled your spaghetti you're seriously retarded

>>730727223
Can you not just afford a mask ffs

>>730727794
Wow a red pilled girl
that's rare
sorry you were born with black genes anon

>>730730575
the face behind that grill is a mask lmfao

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>>730730375
Why my pee pee becomes hard when i shake it?

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>>730730375
Hey Alice! I am trying to join the military as a last chance effort to change my life. It's taking a while, as in I applied in January of this year. I got a mental eval and it came negative (DSM-5 shows no results)

I just need reaffirmation that everything will be okay. I'm sick of being a NEET and want to live life a lot better than in the middle of the "Wild West". Thank you! <3

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>>730727223

>>730730597
So am I.

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>>730730424
hmmm..... yeah... I've worked at different psych hospitals. The quality can vary soooo wildly, the first I worked at... lets just say I'm ok with the idea I can't work for them anymore b/c I quit w/o notice... the one I work at now is the highest quality in around 200miles that isn't a resort.... don't lump all psych hospitals together....it just reduces your options. Also, psych hospitals offer partial programs (think 3-5 days a week of group + psychiatrist at least 1x a week). That could also be an option... and at least for now I would consider stopping the drugs altogether b/c I can't tell how they may be affecting your Rx meds..

>>730730428
>Any idea how to deal with back pain? Maybe I'm sleeping wrong or something but advice would be appreciated

Is it lower back pain? I have had a lot of back problems and fixed them through stretching and strengthening.

Something basic like this you should try ASAP.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xdCJrWNO7O8

You will feel relief within 5-7 min. After 3-5 days of stretching youtube "lower back strengthening" or "lower back exercises".

gl Anon

>>730730569
I dunno dude, spaghetti spillage seems like a pretty retarded thing to do also.

>>730729011
Sage

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>>730730470
N-nigga just f-f-fucking end y-y-yourself

>>730730703
Well when the upcoming end times happen kill some sandnigs or something and you'll become honorary white

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>>730730693
fellow flube fan.

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>>730730419
I d-don't even know why it matters.

>>730730415
Please go see a psychologist near you. Have you tried talking to anyone about t-these feelings before?

>>730730424
Of course d-dear <4

>>730730428
I would recommend getting a handheld massager and some tylenol. What h-have you tried to treat it with b-before?

>>730730448
Say thank you and smile t-to yourself w-whenever you think of it.

>>730730465
10/10 doggo

>>730730470
I t-think so but relationships aren't my forte

>>730730575
It w-would look creepy

>>730730692
I d-don't recommend military life but I h-hope everything goes well for you!

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I fly

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A freaking

>>730727223
i could use a hug 4 real.

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stealth bomber.

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>>730727223
What does it feel like to be loved? Ive never had that experience from anyone; all my life I've been alone. On sidewalks, in school, in bars, I'm God's lonely man. Tell me Alice, what is that feeling?

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Bro.

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>>730730936
T-Thank you.
It's better than nothing, right?

>>730730798
are you fucking telling me you don't carry hot spaghetti around in your pocket?

You fucking newfag

>>730727223
i just got my papers for Assisted suicide i wish my ex would come back to me so i could feel happy again i miss her and cry myself to sleep every night

>>730727223
My X just left me to live a new life with her colleague. She tries to take our daughter with her and play family with this new guy.

I am happy that i am out of the relationship and already dating a new chick, but she won't get to play family with our daughter and this new guy.

She convinces all people around our daughter that she should be with her.

Fucking shitty society where people believe everything a woman says and supports her when it comes to kids.

So now i've hired a lawyer.

Fuckin' a. If we could just agree to split 50/50, which will be the best solution for our daughter.

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This poor thread.
Don't worry we will get it back on track. with the power of gay nazis.

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>>730731024
>>730730470
Live stream it

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>>730730154
I call bull shit, i've been here 12 years and your bullshit is recent 3 at best.

>>730730735
Yeah, the one I went to was probably the former of the two you've worked at. It was kind of fun, in a really creepy off the walls way, but it didn't help me for shit.
I'm on buspar and propranolol, the booze and adderall certainly don't go well with the latter of the two but a lot of nights I just need something to block out all the noise.

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>>730731098

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>>730731141

>>730730424
if you decide to an hero, do heroin instead, what have you got to lose? It saved my life

>>730731075
Reddit spacing, kys

>>730730766
Thanks, I'll look into that. I'm just impressed this place actually helped me for once

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>>730731169

>>730731074
>papers for assisted suicide
Wat

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COULD YOU GO FUCK OFF! Thanks

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>>730731210

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>>730731229

>>730731171
How would you know about reddit spacing

>>730731170
I'm not a fan of needles, and smoking it seems shit. I'd sooner do cocaine, at least that ones a heavy upper.
How did it save your life?

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>>730731259

>>730731056
>Can't fit spaghetti in pocket without spilling it.
>Calls out newfags based on spag boll pocket ratio.
>Newfag

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>>730731298

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>>730731335

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>>730731002
*hug*

>>730731074
I'm sorry that you're g-going through that. I'm s-so so sorry.

>>730731125
I've been here for 6, I've been d-doing these types of threads for a-about that long. Remember. I'm Alice3D.
Alright e-everyone! Here's where I can be reached again and I'm g-going to be streaming here shortly!
Email: [email protected]
Steam: Aneki Margatroid
Skype: alicemargatroid2
Patreon: alicemargatroid
Twitch: celtyplays
Twitter: celtyplays
Chat: https://anekiho.me/chat2
Instagram: nanopup
VaughnLive: thehotbox

>>730731320
doesn't wear cargos
???

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>>730731369

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>>730731412

>>730731295
Because /pol/

>>730730936
My mother keeps fucking pushing me, man.

She made fun of a suicide attempt I made yesterday.

She called be trashy.

She started with me yesterday for no fucking reason so of course I said something back and it escalated.

She lies and plays the victim often.

She makes herself look like she has no clue where this is coming from.

I can not take this anymore.

She wouldn't be missed anyway.

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>>730731445

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>>730730470
It... does sound like it..

>>730730692
Same as Alice... I'm not a huge fan of the military after working with so many vets in the prison system.... but it CAN work out for you... just please take care of yourself.. and when you get out if you need to see someone ... don't let the stigma stop you...

>>730731138
that...that's all your on! Really!? There's not even an anti-depressant, just anxiety & HTN Rx.....any specific reason that's all your on?

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>>730731479

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>>730731379
Trap fag remember to kys

>>730730154
So should I just let them kill me like some fag?

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>>730731524

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>>730731554

>>730731392
Bitch! I thread my spaghetti in that little pocket that's inside your regular pocket on the side of jeans.
.... Bitch!

>>730731379
6 years? Did you have a good start when you had your first threads?

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>>730731589

>>730731469
Your life will be better if you kill her. I'm not saying this as a joke, it will genuinely be better.

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>>730731628

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>>730731494
Hey sky kys faggot

>>730730470
>asking a weeb man in a dress about social life
god you need help

>>730727223
Are you regretting making this thread yet?

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I mean it. I'm sick of this.

>>730731690
>god you need help
Isn't that the whole reason why Alice is doing this?

>>730731494
hey alice would it be okey if i added you on steam i just really wanna have someone to talk to im this guy btw >>730731074

>>730728950

As someone with swing depression.... you're just not hitting the weights hard enough brah.

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>>730731469
Kill her or kys who cares world would be better with out you or your mom

>>730730557
reply you fucking whore, you use these dumb questions to derail from the real objective of the majority

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>>730731658

>>730731629
Kill her and be another statistic doing life..

Not what I wanted for my life.

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>>730731494
I'm going Air Force with a 95/99 Electronics and 88 on the ASVAB. MEPS isn't finished yet and waiting for it.
I feel confident though! Thank you for your kind words. Having to wait for if I can get a medical waver has been leaving me extremely anxious and worrysome thoughts tend to emerge. Thank you again!
I'LL BE STRONG

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>>730731829

>>730731766
Can i have your account when you kys?

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>>730731766
I'm.. not Alice, but you could add her on steam, her friends list may or may not be full, but you can try!

>>730731766
Bitch he left. I still wanna know what the deal is with "Assisted suicide" though

>>730731494
I used to be on a mood stabilizer(think it was Wellbutrin), Valium and Zoloft as well but just stopped taking shit because of laziness and lack of results. I've been off and on other meds as well. They just never seem to work out and the side effects outweigh the pros.

please stop your cancer

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>>730731863

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>>730731936

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>>730731877
Kys faggot

>>730731810
I don't need that from some troll ass faggot on /b/ of all places.

You're the type of person I would spray in the face with Raid and torture to death, you arrogant disrespectful fuck.

>>730731877
Im sorry anon ill try

>>730727223
Hi Kori. I wish i could hug you. Even thing what you do i dont support. You know what i am talking about. But even with this i think you are nice girl.

>>730732016

alice pls add me I will gib you all my drops o-o-o-o-o-o--oo-k?

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>>730731991

>>730731845
Verbal abuse, you felt cornered.

>>730732031
HAHAHAHA fucking creep kys

>>730729215
what kind of streams

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>>730732096

>>730732101
Yes, true.

>>730727223
Alice threads always make my day!
Alice threads always make my day!
Alice threads always make my day!
Alice threads always make my day!
Alice threads always make my day!

>>730732091
S-sure fag first giveme some money go to my patreon

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>>730732141

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>>730731930
I would strongly suggest trying a partial program at a hospital for a week or two to get you started on a better Rx regimen while being monitored fairly often with the chance to have the meds tweaked...

>>730731861
You can always come back and talk to us if you need anything... best of luck... I really hope it helps you feel more accomplished and less NEET.

>>730732057
It's okay!

Okay... i'm going to go watch the stream now. Best of luck anons...

>>730732167
Kys fag

>>730732159
Pair that with the fact that you've tried to commit suicide, which she even made fun of, it makes for a very sympathetic case.

>>730732102
Why?

I can just rape someone like your mother instead.

I can just kill some mouthy fuck like you and feel happy.

Why would I kill myself over someone who is equally as worthless as I am. I do not value your opinion or your life.

>>730732218
Alice threads always make my day!

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>>730732215
Kys?

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>>730732188

>>730732281
Second degree murder is 20+ years

Aggravated assault is 15+

Assault is 1 - 5.

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>>730732356

>>730727223
In the last 3 months I almost lost one of my best friendships because I messed with a girl he was into, not managed to fuck, stayed stick in my rather failing safe position in the office while I feel like I'm wasting my life there every day, skipped the chance to move from my parents house and lost the belief anything beautiful can happen to me now that I won't be around anyone I like being around to still because my work sucks. Also demoted 2 division in LoL and losing every game I play, fighting with everybody, not liking anything, depressed af.

What should I do apart from stop sucking?

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>>730732285
>>730732304
Cringe kys faggots

>>730730375
>not having a male dog
are you literally gay?

>>730731297
I wanted to an hero when I was a child, but than decided that, given that I always saw junkies around me, and they always had a smashing good time (at the expense of some other things in life) I decided i'd do that. Why not, if i'm good as dead? I had a hard time finding a dealer who would sell it to me (found a lot of dealers, but they wouldn't see H to a little kid) until I pulled off a masterfull withdrawal act, so that a guy was convinced that I;m already hooked, and he isn't doing anything wrong by selling it to me. I did it for years, got clean at one point,and in the process, got rid of depression. Now whenever I get depressed I can do it (not everyday mind you, I used to do it howewer).So howewer bad a day gets, I know that heroin day is around the corner and it gives me strength.My best friend an heroed, he didn't do dope, if he didlike me he would be alive. I know work and go to a uni, and am a lot better

>>730732281
She is on the phone now.

I tape recorded her yesterday.

And it would be my first offense.

>>730732433
Y-you must kys too anon

>>730732434
Alice threads always make my day!

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>>730732215
I would never officially leave. I was raised here as a kid and love the people and... things. Thank you for the encouragement. I just hope things go well. I'm waiting for a response from my Mental Evaluation to see if I can get in.

Tried college twice, but it was during rough depressive times. I'm so much happier and better today, so I feel confident that this is going to give my life a "Reset" of sorts. <3

>>730732455
Do it live stream it to your b/rothers

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>>730732526
Stop fucking fag kys

>>730732434
No. It is truth.

If i knew you in real life, and you talked to me like that, I'd stalk you and rape your fucking sister or mother or girlfriend.

Or I'd fucking kill you and gladly be arrested for it.

>>730732399
Psyche ward - 3 years

Suicidal

Out of touch with reality

Verbally abused since early childhood

Unfortunate circumstances