non-porn webms

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Did the condor let the swan go?

>>730722023
The yolk breaking fucking kills me

>>730722197
The bent nail always makes my fucking day.

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>>730722496

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>>730722548

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>>730722713

>>730722213
Story?

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>>730723087

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>>730723162

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This is what Donald Trump spends your hard earned cash on. Crash stealth jets trying to show off. One radar immune interceptor less when North Korea attacks.

>>730723546

lol, trippin

>>730721266
what part of
>non-porn webms
did you not understand, geez now i need to jerk off

>>730721894
kek

>>730724016
One day,...

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It always amazes me how many 'murricunts are totally fine with this and actually condone what the police officer did.

>>730721266
Kek at the filename.

>>730724184
>gets out of car when pulled over with dark object in hands
>surprised he gets shot.

Stay in the vehicle next time, wont end up with extra entry wins into your body.

>>730723328
just cause 3 footage

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>>730722023
That basketball really ruffles my feathers.

>>730723094
That happened in mexico

>>730724184
in a society where niggas repeatly shoot people, you should make sure to shoot first.

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>>730724016

Is it still alive? Looks like it might be just out cold.

>>730724094
did she loos the foot that way

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>>730724338

>>gets out of car when pulled over with dark object in hands

Do you have a hard time reading? He wasn't pulled over. He had an accident and called the cops.

>>730720845
fucking baited holy shit

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>>730723328
Not sure if bait, or genuinely retarded.

>>730725316
Wtf is up with this guys junk?

>>730724338
lol cops are worse than niggers, i would rather 5 niggers break down my door at night than 5 cops

the cop had and emotional breakdown and probably cried himself to sleep for days, cops are trash

whats the difference between a cop and a nigger?
>about 5 IQ points and 5 inches of penis length

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>>730725455

Accident.

>>730723094

the girl in pink slammed the other girls head into the ground and it causes her to have a seizure

>>730725170
Yes dryers dont just 1shot u

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>>730725541

>>730725541
stupid

>>730722216
>filename

>>730721668
what the fuck am i watching

>>730725910
Art. What, you don't like art?

>>730721147
not cool dude, no one likes getting caught jerking off to the smell of their own shoe.

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>FATALITY

>>730721800
tomonews got some kickass animations

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>C*O*L*O*N*I*Z*E*D

>>730726446
>Foodstamps
>White Trash Girl
The joke writes itself...

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>>730724509
and moar plz

>>730724509
Mother of god, SAUCE!?!

>>730723328
Pretty sure that is an F-18

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>>730727205

>>730727027
sauce plz

>>730720845
I fucking love watching penguins get owned.

>>730723094
the winner got a white man. Loser got a black monkey!

>>730725910
european politicians doing politics

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>>730725910
I thought it was elephant walk, which you stick your thumb in the person in front of you's butt cheek and with the other hand's thumb in your mouth. If your hand come loose out of the butt your switch hand.

So many defective belts

>>730722736
Not bad. But i cant jerk off because of the speed

>>730723054
Why is bjork trying to herd sheep?

>>730727050
nearby police horse: "maaan, my relatives spent months growing that hair out so that you motherfuckers could buy it instead of feeding your kids and this is how you treat it?"

>>730722023
My whole life has prepared me for this video. You have no power here.

>>730724016
Good job, edgelord

>>730727703
That's why you have a pause button. If you're really good, you can time your fapping to the page flips.

>>730725119
she isnt
https://www.xvideos.com/video25373681/maisie_williams_blowjob_looks_like

>>730727472
It looks like a Trump rally, except the people doing the whaling are the same color as the people being whaled on.

>>730724545
FUCK YOU I DIDNT EVEN READ THE FILE NAME I JUST THOUGHT SHE LOOKED CUTE IN THE THUMBNAIL

>>730721382
That guy's on fire!

>>730726340
this video has pissed me off since the beginning of time. that striped pole just HAD to be there. i wanna see what happened to that trannys head after he stomped it

>>730724545
FY

>>730722023
This must be what my parents feel looking at my grades.

>>730724545
thats emma roberts isnt it? She's fine as fuck

>>730722582
That's so fucking cool!

>>730721266
>mom said I can become anything
>became the letter s

>>730722713
YO why is Apple gettin so much flak in one thread
i mean its funny

>>730725651
>tumbling in a metal canister with fins jutting out
>ill take broken spine for $400 alec

>>730721266
>bed
lost

>>730728658
step on a crack blow up your mothers back

>>730728658
Wtf was that?

>>730722064
>waits till she leaves
>takes gum

>>730728986
meteor they love

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>>730728923

>>730724184

I dont know whats worse.

cops that shot you for having a wallet after YOU CALLED THEM for accident.

or THE COURTS (judicial system) that let them off the hook.

>>730723328
The kinds of jets doing risky maneuvers at airshows aren't the kind that are tactically useful to the Air Force anymore. An example is an A-10 Warthog. They're at airshows a lot because its 30mm cannon, though effective against heavily armored vehicles in the Cold War, isn't enough to punch through modern armor anymore. Given that its whole purpose was to kill Soviet tanks, it's now practically useless.

>>730728814
You can hear the sad trombone in that video

>>730729231
That's a broken spine.
Also why is he beating a femboy?

>>730721425

and it runs off and is instantly hit by a car

>>730720641
If this is not porn why am i erect?

>>730729417
his legs flail in pain you absolute mong

>>730723786
That guy is probably dead. There are typically a few deaths every year at that bike race on the Isle of Man where average speeds can be in excess of 120 mph.

>>730728518
i thought it only hurts you if you stay in it for a bit

>>730729614
He's not dead until his neck snaps like a twig when he hits that curb

>>730727499
Thats not a penguin, it's an ostorish.

>>730729647
Yes, he's fine. Just freaked out.

>>730724328
Anorexia - not even once.

>>730721894
lulz

>>730729763
also how does it work when you're protected from it

>>730723054
that last hit tho. right in the jimmies

>>730721894
Shekel collector

>>730725170
Look how many people rush to help/check if everyone's okay. That's a strong community.

>>730728658
wtf is happening here?

also:
>slipping on the blood of fallen comrades

>>730729417

cause he's a faggot and his feelings about femboy confuse and upset him.

Same reason anyone beats a femboy.

>>730729467

i'm more disturbed now when girls don't have dicks.

>>730730114
meteor hits mecca

>>730730033

is that supergirl?

>>730724051
moar? sauce?... anything?

>>730721147
fapping to your own sweaty feet smell

the height of degeneracy

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>>730727205

>>730722064
laughed

>>730721266
what is the point

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>>730729647

>liquid nitrogen in a cafeteria

>>730721266
this needs to be on /x

>>730727554
As a West Virginian, I hope to God that's in Kentucky and not here.

>>730729060
That ain't gum, newfriend

>>730729060
it's a condom you dip

>>730730414
i thought he just got it from the liquid nitrogen dispenser

>>730728186
If I were emperor of the world, this guy would be executed.

>>730727310
dat fiilename

>>730730581
oh shit its mii guy from Nintedo Wii

>>730722496
thank god, i was cringing waiting for something terrible to happen.

>>730723094
why there´s always an asshole asking the story of every single shit posted on everywhere??

>>730730721
top kek!

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>>730729884

>Flutschfinger

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>>730729467
>thread for non-porn webms
>posts a porn webm

>>730722548
how can someone pet and then brutaly murder such a beautiful creature?? whats wrong with the world??

>>730730941
>thread for Anon-porn webms

>>730723546
id have stinky fingers in a heartbeat

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This is bullshit. The whole thing doesn't even fit through the barrel.

>>730723087
lost

>>730724509
we need sauce!

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>>730731068

>>730730999
no hole is too small and checked

>>730723786
to the infinity... and beyond!!

>>730729060
>gum

>>730724545
k

>>730731182
lel rekt

>>730728814
What a shitty day for that driver...

>>730727361
Whitney Wisconsin

>>730731359
keeek

>>730731476
She's cute as fuck.

>>730731653
what a weird little boy

>>730727361
Whitney Wisconsin

>>730726648
Do not forget the horde of niggers circling the fight

>>730724094
That did not go where i thought it was going

>>730729708
It's clearly a fucking flamingo.

>>730721668
Jewish art.

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>>730722713

>>730722582
Unda da sea

>>730720845
*swan
that is an egret you dope.

>>730723094
a lady got her head hit what the fuck faggot. why do you worthless little niggers always need some story? too fat to get out of your nigger moms basement to make your own stories in life? gotta demand the story on every fucking image and gif on the fucking internet to fulfill your pathetic waste of a life?

kys.

>>730721266
finally found the person who demands the 180 degree screen rotation function

>>730724545
asdfghj

>>730724545
ha fucking die how about that :D

>>730727743
>holds the gun sideways

>>730721382
Flame on !

>>730730033
Dub dubs
Chek'd

>>730729268
but what about BBBBRRRRRRRRRRRT

>>730730581
She turned into a Mii

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>>730727743
worked well but not always

>>730730999
what if i'm in front of that shit? is there no safety mechanism?

>>730730663
Pretty sure that's a lazy fat chick

>>730727743
please tell me that rider was a suspect or something.

>>730728658
The religion of pieces.

>>730723328
>F-35
That's an F-18 retard.

>>730732642
she acts like a man inside a woman body.

>>730733186

Rider was a suspect. Or Something.

I got you fam.

>>730729594
You can break your spine and still have function in your legs.

>>730732831
What?

>>730724094
Weird boner moment

>>730731182
It's fine cats always land on their feet

>>730733655
he thought it was a saint

>>730722094
That rope fat shamed her. It should be fired.

>>730732566

Maisse???

>>730721425
cats are fucking retards, why the hell did we decide to introduce them to the country?

>>730724016
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cambridgeshire-20313913

>>730733186
he was speeding. the cop was in an unmarked car with lights but no sirens. biker started to pull over when he realized it was a cop pulling him over. cop admitted the biker was complying but that he couldn't stop the kick because "the leg muscles were already fired"

biker got a busted rib and collar bone. sued the cop for 180 grand in medical bills, bike repair bills, and pain and suffering money

>>730731235
>to the infinity
>the infinity

>the

>infinity

>>730724545
ha

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>>730721147
Haha holy shit this is another level

>>730720845
That stupid looking goose had it coming

>>730721147
Holy shit, Pajeet practicing a mystical Eastern ritual. He's not even that old, so he can't even be one of their higher level virgin Wizards. I guess this is what you have to do when no internet connection. At least he's not drinking Gangees water.

>>730724948
That gay bitch just gets off the bus before even trying to help anyone else. Cocksmoker.

>>730721266
Never try to sneak up on this guy from behind.

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>>730733061
>being a millennial

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>>730732302
That would be too much of a (((coincidence))).

>>730721927
This was a very 'white person' crime.
Hence non-lethal use of force.
Plus tazing him was really funny.
Black people could really learn from this.

>>730721382
richardpryor.webm

>>730722023
>Visual metaphor for conceiving a baby with a birth defect.

>>730733061
He has to lift the lever before it can shoot I assume

>>730727050
The best part about these is the hair always flying about

>>730722213
And you fuckers keep saying women can't fight
>Quadraspazed a bitch

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>2017
>still liking white women

i hope to god you guys don't do this

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>>730724545

>>730722713
>poz cum

I hope that's not for real.

>>730722422
It's aaaaalways black people. No vitamin D from the sun.
>Drink more milk niggers
>Nuggets, watermelon, purple grape drank, weed & henessey doesn't count towards your vitamin D needs!

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>>730736817

>>730735563
What the fuck?

>>730732831
fucking lost, i'm done, so done

>>730729268

I would say it's crucial for close ground support, even now. So many soldiers appreciate the sound of theBRRRRT because it reks infantry. so yeah, definitely still applicable.

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>>730723054
>Women fucking suck. Beaten up by animals selectively bred over hundreds of years to be docile and harmless, to the extent children pat them at petting zoos.
>No awareness of her surroundings. Didn't even anticipate the sheep would douple-tap her.

I hope she got raped by the alpha ram.

>>730723786
Reminds me of the Rocketeer for some reason.

>>730727270
>>730731068

Lady x Butlers one of the OAV specials. But the show is just a lewd as this.

>>730728518
That was hot water

>>730728518
Its boiling water

>>730724545
no

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>>730727743
Cop followed him for speeding. Never turned on siren.
Guy sued the force and won.