>Rachael Ray what the FUCK happened?!

>>730718470
>Rachael Ray

who?

>what the FUCK happened?!

the passage of time. It will happen to you too

And then you will die as we all do, alone.

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Her titties always looked strange to me. Like, they're too high or something. Shes super barrel chested.

>>730718755
Luck she didn't stab herself with the knife.

too much EVOO

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>>730719808

when people get older they get fat

>>730720936
not really.

>>730718470
Too much Yummo not enough workoutoh

>>730721333
too much Delish, not enough Nutrish

>>730719820
Complete Photoshop. She's never been that skinny. Plus...FHM always shooped.

I'd still do her

>>730721435
Too much lardio, not enough cardio

>>730718755
They pointed outwards and looked flappy

>>730721617
Too much pb and j's, not enough dp bj's

>>730718470
Seconds. A lot of them. Thousands of them.

>>730718470
30 min meals every 30 min

>>730721617
too many torts not enough sports

>>730718470
looks like she caught a bad case of feminism.

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>actor/actress ages
>keeping off the weight gets harder with age
>no longer casted as the "sexy lead"
>motivation and reasons to lose weight disappear
It happens to the best of them.

Hell, look at the man who used to be Batman.

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crap she's a real porker now.

id still let her sit on my face til i was unconscious

>>730719820
covering her photo-shopped gut in each shot

300 lb wedding ring.

>>730723206
motherfucker looks like boris yeltsin

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holy shit, this bitch can't walk down the street anywhere without stuffing her face with a burger. what the fuck.

>>730723206

don't think hes as bad as axle rose tho lol

op basically she broke the rule.. she got high on her own supply

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>>730718470
Katy Lee is much better chef and a hottie

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is this what she does though? non stop burgers?

>leaves house with burger
>backup burger in purse
>secondary backup burger in jacket
>tertiary backup burger carried by assistant

she just inhales read meat for 16 hours a day.

>>730718470
She drank the EVOO.

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apparently she's been eating burgers non stop since 2008.

>>730724144

> ay lady I got what you need over here

.. shuffles into dark alley

> you got the good stuff main?

> ye

> hands rachael ray a big old greasy 3 patty burger

> rachael ray hands the guy a few crumpled up singles and some bum change

> I be back in an hour

>>730724144
she can inhale my red meat if you catch my meaning

i want her to suck my cock

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she even eats inflatable burgers. is this her whole schtick? i dont watch cooking shows. from what i see she eats bugers all day and shills some olive oil with her name on it.

>>730724345
top kek

>>730718695
this

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her ass has spread to proportions previously thought unimaginable for her frame.

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>>730724144
Mr. Lahey, I have the most confusing boner, I'm not even sure if I'm gay anymore!

>>730724090
>hottie
>-10 tits
You high bro?

>>730718695
the thing is, this isn't normal levels of weight gain. this is the result of eating like a pig literally all day. i thought celebs can afford good home gyms and personal trainers, this kind of weight gain is unusual and dangerously unhealthy. i think that's what OP was asking. sur eyour metabolism goes down over time but she looks like she's over 300 lbs. that doesn't just happen.

>>730718470
That just looks like too many calories.
She was a cook.
Victim of her own success?

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>>730718470
no fucking way.. I need more pics. WTF I used to love this chick. I saw her once when she visited a local restaurant. I believe the show was $10 and under.

>>730718695

her skin still look healthy and not that old. Excessive weight gain is the real problem here.

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these pics are hard to dig up, i'm guessing she's been trying to avoid paparazzi.

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welp, looks like she has some kind of body dysmorphia shit going on that she thinks she's a bobblehead person. this must be a way to make the rest of her be as fat as she thinks her head is. Sad!

>>730724356
Ye almost broke me lelbow matey.

>>730724720
Slampiggy.

>>730724990
> basing hottness off tit size
14 year old detected

>>730725131
There is no way this bitch is over 180-220.

>>730722203
so much win here.

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>>730726917
i have no idea what her weight is at, but all these news sources are saying she put on over 105 pounds and she's blaming it on menopause.

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yall need Giada in your lives.

>>730719820
she was in her late 30s in these photos. credit where its due.

>>730718470
I'm sad now.

I wanted to smear butter all over her body and fuck her silly.

Now I just want to put her on a diet and take her to a gym so I can have my fantasy back.

>>730718470
Never liked her cackling voice any way. Good riddance.

>>730726902
So you'd take a 10/10 with small tits than a 6/10 with big old sweater puppies?

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>>730727226

true queen of the food network

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she is large as a barge

>>730724721
everyone know randy is bi
>newfag

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>>730727371

>>730727226
Thank god she hasn't gotten fat.

The only reason to watch food network now.

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>>730727418

>>730718470
Food + Time + Having people do shit for you all the time.

>>730723250
I'd still fuck her

I wouldn't do her, but she can make me dinner anytime.

>>730727226
Yes! Fell in love as soon as I saw her. She was making Italian which is my fav so that may have helped.

>>730718470
>>730723250
>>730723784
Mother of god.... da fuck.... I used to want to fuck her so bad.... that maxium shoot.... WTF HAPPENED?!?!?

Thank you op for bringing this shocking news to me....

>>730719820
that picture may explain some things.

>>730729335
too much turkey? lol

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>>730723206
>used to be Batman
until i read this i just assumed it was steven seagal.

>>730721168
Its a pretty solid variable

>>730727312
Not that anon, but yes, yes I would

I STILL WOULD SMASH

RACHEL RAY SEXY AS FUCK

IDGAF HOW FAT SHE GETS

>>730728072
Email her that, you fucking shitstain.

>>730723741
Best post

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>>730724090
Who?

>>730723250

Cut her some slack, she's bulking before that mean cut.

>thighs for the guys
>glutes for the slutes

>>730718470
>what the FUCK happened?!
Murrika happened.

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>>730718470
She ate all the products in Oscar's Smokehouse.

>>730732144

Is that Bert Kreischer? If so, holy fuck, impressive weight loss.

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>>730718470
time makes fools of us all

>>730718470
literally the evolution of every mexican grill

>>730718470
Too much Yummo! Not enough cardio!

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>>730732236
No wonder he's an angry fuck now. Alcohol will give you bloat.

>>730727226
>>730727371
>>730727418
>>730727474
Once a cheater always a cheater

>>730732647
im young and im fortunate to have a good metabolism still. im trying to be grateful for it, because i know it won't always be there.

>>730721333
Ha.