non-porn webm thread >hit it cunts

>>730708635
how

>>730708635
wow I bet she is pro at deep throating

>>730708792
she relaxed and opened her throat

>>730708635
disgusting

>>730709616
That's actually pretty sad

>>730709052
>are you eating straight butter?

>>730709984
Props to the anon who made this

>>730710513
Nasty.

>>730709616
i hate dogs but god damn
>>730709052
>hi i'm pimples

>>730710513
>>730710747
If she did that in bed during or after sex, you'd hit it with all that dick again.

>>730708843
just like your mother

>>730712403
Bazongle

>>730712573
Needless to say, she knows what she's doing. Probably.

>not at all

>>730712573
Russian?

>>730710513

#NotAllWomen

>>730713238
Die

>>730713238
.

>>730709616
could not finish. Too many feels.

>>730712573
lost to both the boner you lose and the fall in love you lose.

>>730708635
she unhinged her jaw like a snake!

>>730709984
top fucking kek

>>730714128
>
Did he dead?

>>730709489
Who dat?

>>730708635
nope

>>730712573
autism at it's finest

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>>730713238

>>730713238
Okay.

>>730709616
why is his dick poking out?
also
Hey /b/. This is the first time I ever did this, although I wish I never had to.. but my cousins birthday is coming up next month and I'd really love to buy her this game she's really into, the problems that I'm facing are that I can't transfer credits on steam in any possible way from my country and there are absolutely no game stores in my country... most of the games she has are gifts from other friends of hers or free to play games. I wish I could provide you guys with proof but the only proof I have is her facebook or steam profile page, and I know there are many decent people here but I really wish not to take the risk of getting involved with people whom wish to harm her or want to harass her. The only and easiest way I could think of obtaining this game for her is trough paypal, I never used it but the site seems legit and it's approved on steam. If you wish to help a bro in need then please send me some money. I feel very sic asking this but I don't know any other way. If you guys know any other way please tell me.. I'll wait here patiently and will close this thread when I reach my goal of $20. Thank you for you time.
If you wish to help here is the paypal account I created: https://www.paypal.me/mariusjmecherul

>>730713238

>>730715998
No.

>>730716138
thank you

>>730713238
faggot

heres multiple https://youtu.be/lfLkK-4MI2g

>>730712573
Dance Master class #07

>>730713238
e

>>730713238
Grrrrr

>>730708635
a prelude to rape

>>730709616
how is eating his "Friend" helping him?

>>730709326
average /b anon

>>730713238
.

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>>730713238

>>730717469
whats going on here?

>>730709489
who is this gorgeous creature?

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>>730708635

>>730717762
is this from a movie?

>>730712573
when autism is your superpower

>>730710513
wait... why the fuck is she licking her fingers? i don't get it, and im actually kind of horrified.

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>>730717744

Emilie "Voe" Nereng. Used to be a blogger but she deleted her blog and youtube channel :(

>>730710796
dogs are kind of amazing

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>>730717711

what does it look like/? just a grill havin a casual conversation fixing her boobs

>>730717332
He's not trying to eat him he's freaking out since he has to process the fact that the other dog is dead and he'll be all alone while his friend's corpse lays in the street. You can even see how dogs cry at the end.

Here is another example:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQutsUHkGKU

>>730717941
what's not believable about a booty so fine it causes earthquakes?

>>730709489
"and then I checked my channel stats and the demographics are all men mostly over 40"

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>>730708635
Ok... No porn. As commanded

>>730718039
im in love.

>>730710699
Kek, this got me

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>>730718554

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>>730713238

>>730718540

Did she actually say that somewhere? That actually might be part of why she's going offline lol.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1DIHuWso0_M

>>730718855
>Did she actually say that
no I have no idea who she is, but I think it might make most female video producers uncomfortable.

Think about the channels who don't care though, like the ones with teenage girls or kids. They must know who the viewers are but they keep on making videos..

>>730712573
>posting this on a board that can't do sound

>>730709616
you mother fucker

>>730719284

I've been watching this for five minutes... when does he fall..?

>>730717760
Duuuude.

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>>730719198

I have a sound version too but who gives a fuck about someone adding music to it

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>>730710513
>mfw more disgusted by the girl than the person doing creepshots

>>730718182
sauce?

>>730710796
Goodboy.exe

>>730719389
just a couple more minutes.

>>730719389

I think that's the joke

>>730718039
wooooah wtf why did she do that?
no wonder i haven't seen her post anything on instagram for a while. I just checked and she deleted that too.

>>730719844
you're an idiot. Stay inside.

>>730719908
inside where?

>>730713238
ayy lmao

>>730719989
whichever hole you live in.

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>>730709326
this shit goes on the rekt threads,

>>730720100
Your mums hole smells now tho

>>730720160
I like the smell of rotting fish. It's tasty

>>730720160
kek nice comeback ill admit

>>730713238
jokes on you, i have immunities from previous posters

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>>730719587

>56K

>>730715998
Repoted for poor

>>730720100
<iframe width="640" height="360" src="https://www.liveleak.com/ll_embed?f=8db22a63f8a5" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

>>730713238
wow emma nice moves, keep it up.

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>>730708635
/applause/

>>730713238
not again

>>730720453
internet was a free world back then, literally 0 restrictions. cheese pizza on the clearnet, kazaa, ares, limewire, you name it. the glorious sound of the dialing orchestra to go online. msn, icq floods, living on the edge getting caught by your parents watching porn because of some repeating popup you couldnt get rid of. oh the good old days... I miss it

>>730708635
i bet she gives good s u c c

>>730713238
fgt

>>730714147
i fucking love funny girls. so rare

>>730719587
Nostalgic as fuark

>>730713238
>)
o kurva

>>730718724
Don't be. She's taken about 8 miles of diseased black dick.

>>730719587
lrn2cache fgt

>>730709489
Norwegian blogger. VOE blog on youtube

>>730720833

I remember...

i used to think that watching cheeze pizza of girls my age was normal

gosh. fucked up world. no wonder i'm on here with the rest of you fags

>>730715328
Probably not.
It's not like Tin-pans are super effective at conducting current.

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>>730721481
whole new meaning to wtf

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>>730721481
Noish

>>730720833
When internet ((4chan)) was comfy

>>730721481
What the actual fuck dude, this is worse than gore. I would gladly see that chick getting dismembered.

>>730712573
Hi I'm Reneta Bliss your freestyle dance instructor....

>>730715328
Someone posted about this in a rekt thread i saw, no they didn't die, lightning hit a car nearby and scared the shit out of the kid though

>>730721273
>>730721690
watching gore sites during class, prince of persia, wolfenstein, doom, jerking off to a 10 second video and treasuring that shit hidden somewhere in system32.. the world will never be the same

>>730712573
this gave me a bonerr

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>>730708635
yeah i had a Date with a girl, and we where playing pool, when there was about to be a beer chalenge and she was just: I'll be back in a minute
went there
did exactly that
went straight to the bathroom
came back to play pool

she beated 3 old 200lbs Beer drinkers, and it was hillarious

>>730720643
Love this webm

>>730708635
Impressive .

>>730715696
>Regardless of what op says
Kek'd

>>730708635
i know it tastes bad, but next time try not drinking that shit at all instead

>>730717711
She's checking for cancer you dummy

>>730718182
Give me sauce pls

>>730709616
>but ony ppl have soul, so why does this dog act, as if it cares?

>>730719587
Straight up Nostalgia seeing those image files load like that.

>>730717711
she about to give the s u c c

>>730718920
Why are they shaving him lol

>>730711021
>bullseye isnt the best hit

>>730713238
you're a piece of shit

>>730718280
the lightning bolt

>>730709489
what a fucking skank lol

>>730709616
I didn't realise this was a ylyl but oh well, I lost

>>730713238
safe

>>730709052
No vomit? Disappointment.

>>730710513
thats me in a womans body kek

>>730713238
fu

>>730710699
lmao

>>730713238
14

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>>730712573
random russian music plays now in my Head

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>>730721249

not anymore :( it's all deleted

>>730723264
this guy knows

>>730713238
aaa

>>730709616
the boner on the dog kind of ruins the emotion, kek

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>>730722118

>>730712573
would date

>>730710796
God I fucking love dogs...

Dog I fucking love gods...

>>730723648
Wait until she takes a shit. "Loose stools" will have a whole new meaning.

>>730709745
What fucking timing, Jeez

>>730724651
right in the cringe

>>730712573
is she fucking retarded or something?

>>730724651
looks like she learned from techno viking

>>730725278

You wish you could find a girl half as attractive

>>730713238
emma roberts is a disgusting exuse for a blonde. fucking ugly

>>730717760
lost as fuck, What the fuck man

>>730725344
as long as she's half as retarded. that thing dancing around worries me

>>730713238
Actually looks like Europe, though I would have thought it was the Pacific Northwest.

>>730709745
I'm 34. I remember this from my childhood

>>730709745
Fucking Randy Johnson MOFOS!!!!!!!

Blowin' up birds, fuckin' up battahs!

>>730709745
Steeeeeerrrike!

>>730713238
Fine

>>730713238
(you)

>>730711633
Soccor's still fucking gay, so this doesn't matter.

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>>730723659
eating your period blood?
cmon, dude...

>>730713721
moar, dude

>>730726831
that is freaking hot

>>730723245
Matt

>>730727386
agreed

>>730710127
I'm fucking dead

>>730709052
This is kinda hot tho

>>730713238
not again....

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>>730727386
>>730727526
me 3, i agree
this one kinda needs sound to maximize keks

>>730709745
Anything that can happen will happen.

>>730727877
actually, he IS fucking dead

>>730717711
Girl recently got implants so she has to make sure she isn't popping a nip with her hands.

>>730723262
lice

>>730713721
yes please!

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>>730728307
ok, murphy

is something going on with the fucking servers? posting is being real fucky

>>730717760
what even

>>730728954

Someone have to justify the ads.

>>730728954
has it ever stopped going on? Ive got 120Mb/s and opening 2MB images takes way too long. Or when the gifs fuckin play slowly the 1st loop

>>730713238
fuck off

>>730713238
FY cunt

>>730717469
"gotta check my boob to make sure it doesn't fall out! im wearing this skanky ass top that exposes almost all of my breasts anyway but GOD FORBID anyone sees my NIPPLE!"

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>>730729304
i swear, once moot handed over the reigns things got shitty real fast.....

>>730719164
cartel or mafia?

>>730718920
mate, WTF

>>730728954
um who is this

>>730728954
whats the story? or sauce?
Seeing her little chin tremble kinda hit me in my soft spot. Camwhoring isn't a quality life decision for long term well being...

>>730722131
I was waiting for scat

>>730714128
aluminum does not conduct electricity

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>>730730340
>>730730392
got no idea whats going on, sorry mates
[spoiler]gets me hard though[/spoiler] lol

>>730717762
Accidentally twerked the tree outside.

>>730730812
>tfw no steampunk game with badass DIY tech like this

>>730726576
you're fucking gay "soccor" requires skill unlike that handegg sport you call football.

>>730717762
Washington is nuke

>>730709326
Had to check twice to make sure not me.

>>730709616
Mated for life, separated by death. Sad.

>>730708635
Fake as fuck.

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>ywn shove a whole onion in your gf's butt

>>730721481
Hard to swallow

>>730728954
What happen?

>>730709616
That poor thing... life is cruel.

>>730726576
yeah totally gay... not like that sports where you hug each other and try to though an egg.

>>730729655
Hey, it's Mr 4chan :D
I love that guy.

I wish he was here. He was fun.

>>730731378
>Grabs stem to pull out.
>Stem Snaps.
>O_O

>>730712573
I'd fuck her to death.

>>730731792
leave

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>>730731769
i wish he would come back and save us

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>>730725307

>>730713238
<racial slur>!

>>730713238
You fucking cunt

>>730731769
Naw Baws.
Master Mootsikins be selling us cheap off the blawk. Ow lawdsies.

>>730731871
no

>>730714128
I'll use my trusty frying pan, as a frying pan!

>>730719587
the struggle was real

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>>730732014
Can't blame a bro for wanting some spending monies.
And whatever happened, 4chan is still here.
The problem is the clientele of /b/. It changed a few years ago, and now the repeats are just killing me.

>>730730432
They literally make power cables from aluminium, you fucking idiot.

>>730731896
i get angry watching this

>>730713238
noooo mom!

>>730730432
Aluminum is about twice as good at conducting electricity as copper.
But it oxidizes quickly, and aluminium oxide does not conduct electricity very well.

>>730732933
actually because aluminum is a hydrode that doesn't collide with oxygen, it's impossible for aluminium to oxidize. therefore aluminum goes to the next hydrode, which is liquid, and liquid stuff doesn't construct electricity at all.

at least take basic chemistry before saying such ridiculous things

>>730731999
so many trips in so little time my god

>>730730812
what sorcery is this?

>>730733168

nigger what the fuck did you just say?

you are the most retarded, ever, aluminum does indeed oxidize you cunt

YOU take basic chemistry

>>730733257
It's heat

>>730732809
Vince, get the cross

>>730718182

moar

>>730733257
induction

>>730713238
k

>>730717469
hory shit. me rike asian rady

>>730733392
i know lol, just looks very cool ... well i mean hot

>>730708635
> that stomach-ache after
fuck no

>>730713238
not cool man

>>730713238
g

>>730710513
Ain't nothing wrong with that. I lick my bodily fluids off my fingers all the time. Recycling is good.

>>730733321
ugh

another r-word who can't use commas properly trying to insult my intellect.

at least bother to learn proper grammer before voicing your stupid opinions

i'll have you know i graduated university 6 months ago, and i can recite the first *30* chemicals on the periodic table, so don't even bother trying to argue about chemistry with me.

>>730709052
If she was one of those mountain runners, holy fuck, she'd be unstoppable for energy, just swallow a stick of butter every 20KM.

>>730730648
lost

>>730710796
doggos > all

>>730719587
you whipper snappers don't know how easy you got it these days

trust me, you'll be saying the same thing in 20 years.

>>730733641

autistic trolling level: excruciating

drink the bleach

>>730717941
nah, looks like some cheap free effect for some vid editor

>>730722556
i like boobees!!

>>730722291
>>730720833
git out grmpa

>>730711633
First shot was 100% luck.

>>730710513
She's lapping up her fucking blood, she's on her period. Jesus Christ, that's sickening.

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>>730730392
she found /b/

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>>730718920
how the fuck does shit like this happen

>>730730432
Neither does air but lightning still travels through it.
Infact air is one of the best insulators

>>730713238
fuck

>>730722556
that's not Emily Rudd is it...?

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>>730710513
And I thought we were dirty for not washing our hands after taking a piss...

>>730733766
I can't remember exactly when, but I remember realizing one day that "high speed internet" isn't a concept any more. I just thought "I can't remember the last time I've ever had to wait for something on the internet to load!"

>>730718920
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sBvV1miNoA8

>>730708635
omg!! finally my true love has been found.....

>>730713238
Jokes on you. I hate my mother.

>>730718023
Maybe like grooming? to not get any blood on her hands, visible

>>730735066
joke's on you
you replied

>>730735193
Fuck

>>730713238
wee

>>730735193
>in an age where all that you have to do is reply to a troll to "lose", "get rekt", or "become pwnd"

You faggots have incredibly low standards.

>>730733766
Anyone remember previewing JPG's as they download from a BBS? Y-modem? Z-modem? something like that - damn, now I gotta to find my floppies...

>>730735516
Ah, it was GIFs, using QMODEM... what fun with a 14.4K modem.

>>730713238
a

>>730713238
faggot

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>>730735516
>previewing

>>730733168

>liquid stuff doesn't construct electricity at all

How about you test that out by jumping in a bath with a toaster for us, and let us know the results. Don't worry, we'll wait.

>>730736451
>this is how conservatives argue

fuck facts lolz my lived experience is the only true indicator of reality!!!!!!11

>>730736451
It's all the metal in your shit-city tap water that conducts electricity.

>>730719142
Girls are not innocent in any way man it's sad but true. If I was a teenager and my videos were only watched by girls between 20-40 I would never stop

>>730713238
Ah

>>730717711
The dude she's conversing with just made her uncomfortable

>>730715998
What is a debit/credit card?
What is online conversion?
What is bitcoin?
What is fuck your spam

>>730713238
>but
every fucking single, time.

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>>730733641
>Grammer
Pic related

>>730710513
I am in love!

>>730733839
>drink the bleach
this is getting meta