If semen is salty, and you can kill a slug by pouring salt on

>>730705889
try it, post pics

>>730705889
Find a slug and jizz on it.

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>>730705889
Do it for science

Hmm... This may be a ground breaking science experiment . Who's got a slug and a nut to bust ? It's for science damnit.

Who knows, but if you have a slug near you, bumping for science

Try it if you're a faggot

Gimme a few minutes. There's a log in my backyard that usually has one or two underneath it.

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>>730706882
>Jizzing on a slug
>gay

>>730707162
What if the slug is a female?
>Checkmate Atheist

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>>730707057

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bump

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Slugs have weird penises

>>730707254
Most slugs are hermaphrodites

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>>730707057

>>730707583
hmmmm, sexy

>>730707515
Is slug cum salty?

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I'm waiting...

>>730707738
No, because then slug would be kill

Has anyone actually tested the salinity of cum?

Guess the person who will be trying this will be making it their ehem..

cumslug

>>730708005
yes, they have.

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>>730708012
Kek

We're scientists now.

>>730707891
>>730707738
Actually it probably is
Salt kills slugs only because it dehydrates them a lot, to the point that they can't live anymore
>>730708005
Pretty obvious that a lot of women (and men) did
>>730708012
Fucking genius.

>>730708005
>Has anyone actually tested the salinity of cum?
Your Mom.

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>>730707057

>>730708222
checked

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>need to go to bed
>f5 one more time

I CANT GO TO BED NOW!!! FFS!!

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>>730708236

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To help science.

>>730707057
Surely OP is stroking his cock over an unsuspecting slug as we speak.

>>730708550
Kek

/b/ is need of an epic win like this. Surely OP will delivar! Most likely still OP is a faggot.

Searches "slug" on m-less.

>!!!....

OK, that was a mistake.

Posting in potential epic bread

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You know you're gonna fap anyways, and this thread will stay alive for atleast another hour or two.
Stop waiting for anon or OP to deliver, and get out there to do some cumslughunting.

More aides for science!!!

Please Include me in this screencap fam

>>730709170
>get out there to do some cumslughunting.

"Go get'em, Slugger" has a whole new meaning now...

be pro-active guys,come on

>>730706055
this

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dis gon b gud

OP here, lemme a minute to upload pictures

I would go out right now and search, but it has not rained in a while, and dont really know where I should look

>>730709768
give me that cumslug lad

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For science!!!

>>730709768
I cannot believe this is actually happening

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>>730709768
Come on OP

bump for scientific interest

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>>730709768
DO IT YOU MADMAN!

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>>730709366
Kek

Afternoon 4chan is the best

>>730709768

U better do it OP

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>>730709768

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Do it! Do it!

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>>730709768
>>730705889

>>730710433
Your mom is bait

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Any second now...

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>>730707057
>log

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>>730710752

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>>730710661
My moms is actually a trap

>>730710752
top kek

>>730710905
wait wat

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Look what I found...

Where's the slug ? I must know the outcum

>>730710905
Yeah, we know and not good one.

>>730710961
well what are you waiting for, shove it up your muff

>>730711012
>Yeah, we know and not good one.
Are there any good ones?

Really?

>>730710961
Lady juice... I'm not sure about this. We need a man to prove the hypothesis

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>>730711079
Jesus says no

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>>730711079
>>730711012
she's a good one

>>730711079
Well there are ones that don't look like a fat man with a mop on his head

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>>730710752
>>730710786
When did this start?

>>730710961
SOTOGTFO

(Slug On Tits Or Get The Fuck Off)

>>730711200
post his ball pussy

>>730710961
Unless you're a trap, fuck off.

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>>730709768
Oh boi, we gonna get some fun

>>730710961
>>730711032
>>730711125
nice try but timestamp it like a good boy

oh wait, you can't, because this is easily reverse searchable

>>730711079
he got a point mates

>>730711200
Nigga... smdh famalam

>>730711256
No shit Sherlock

>>730711200
Is...is this a real person?

>>730711263
>>730711247
It's not gay if she's a female inside

>>730711382
a living meme
sonic autism in its last stage

>>730711125
>OP is female
>Has boyfriend

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Thread's more than an hour old.

Slug had the quicknut on OP and OP shrivelled into a tiny husk.

OP, you didn't deliver, but like toilet grenade guy, you died trying.

> f

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>>730711200

>>730711481
> OP is male
> Has boyfriend

>>730711382
Oh boy!

>>730711481
>>OP is female
>>Has boyfriend

This is 4chan
Only the second of those things is possible for OP

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>>730711613
TOPKEK

>>730711700
Dubs niggar

So i did some googling on the "slugs are hermaphrodites" comment and it turns out to be true.

i dont really want to cum on a dude, even for science. sorry guys, someone else is gonna have to try this.

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>>730708203
Yas!

>>730711963
Fuck you, man.

>That one time /b/ went cumslugging
Is this our new legacy?

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cum dont killed my baby at least

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>>730711963

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OP here. It feels weird, I'm embarrassed.

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Some capture three slugs
> Control slug, just cum on it
> Salty slug. Eat loads of salt before cumming on it
> Watery slug. Avoid salt and drink plenty water before cumming on it

Post results.

>>730711963
OP is faggot, can confirm

>>730711963
Biologist here.
Hermaphrodite means its also a lady.
So it'd be gay if you dont.

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>>730712163
holy shit he actually did it

>>730712163
Timestamp or gtfo

>>730712195
Spoke too soon

>>730712163
It's perfectly natural

>>730712163
Timestamp plz

DID THE FUCKER MELT ???

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>>730711963

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>>730712163
Why is your head dry and cracking like some Muslim/Jew?

>>730712163
Fucking kek

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>>730712163

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>>730712163

a google search thinks that its fruit.

Holy kek OP

>>730712378
mine is like that too and i have no fucking idea why, its not even dry so to speak

>>730712479
It's a slug kissing a strawberry <3

>>730712569
Do you not drink a lot of water?

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Let's see how this plays out!

>>730712662
2 liters +/-

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>>730712163

You only had to nut on it, not convince it to give you a footie.

I was doubting, but god damn OP, you're a fucking overachiever

>>730712163
Now cum on it

>>730712163
peeNUT

>>730712807
This
It's the entire point of the experiment

>>730712946
You can't rush history in the making man

>>730712163
No timestamp, calling bullshit, don't even need to reverse image search it

>>730712163
OP where is the fucking timestamp

>>730711382
New friend here.

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>>730712946
We can be near certain now, that some young man out there has a slug wrapped around his dick.
What our collected data does not show, is whether or not cum will melt slugs.

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>>730707583
So it's both gay and not gay?!

>>730713178
its not gay if its dick doesnt come out

>>730713102
Up your butt

>>730713178
I think it's not "not gay" nor "gay

>>730713178
I don't know, it's pretty cut and dry straight if it has a pussy.

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OP here. Ok here goes...

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>>730713480

>>730713480
Go for it you absolute madman

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>>730713480

>>730713480
>OP here
no timestamp=fuck off

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>>730713178

It is a superposition of gay/not-gay. It will collapse into gay or not-gay depending on who cums first, whether the balls touch, and on whether OP remembered to call his mom and say no homo before starting.

>>730713480

ITS HAPPENING

>>730713480
t h i c c
n u t

>>730713480
DO IT YOU NIGGERJEW

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>>730713480
YOU MANIAC!!!!

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cum fuel can´t melt slug beams

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>>730713480

>put me in the screencap

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>>730713530
>>730713531
>>730713539
>>730713590
>>730713600
>>730713640
>>730713651
>>730713711

Sadly I can't find any scholarly papers that study the water potential of semen, but seeing as it's something like 80% sugar by mass I'd guess it'd be able to cause water to osmose out of a slug, drying it up an killing it.

>>730713773
mmmmm...

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>>730713480
you fucking madman

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>>730713711
is anon gonna deliver, someone screenshot if he does

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>>730713697
Nice memeage bruh

Hurry up OP,I have to go to work in 15 mins

>>730713480
Holy shit, I'm pretty sure that's the same cock.

>>730713480
Fuck off faggot, you're not OP

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Well, I was depressed earlier. But this... This is just lovely.

>>730713898
Fuck you bot
This is important science

>>730713898
Kys

>>730707162
If ots a girl slug its just interspecies erotica fucko.

ALSO PUT ME IN THE SCREENCAP AND DAMIAN IS DEAD AGAIN.

>>730713480
>>730713773
Autism vs Aspergers

>>730713773
Yes yes the theory is sound. We've moved on to an experimental model now.

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>>730713480

>>730705889
well, that's my evening sorted

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>>730713480
>>730713530
>>730713531
>>730713539
>>730713590
>>730713600
>>730713640
>>730713651
>>730713711
>>730713758
>>730713841
>>730713842
>>730713853
>>730713923
>>730713978
>>730714104
FUCKING NIGGERS THERE ISN'T EVEN A TIMESTAMP WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT FAGGOTS?

>>730713760
Let me believe anon...

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>>730713998
Top zipple zipple zoo

>>730714153
Because it's an easily identifiable penis

>>730714254
t. penis expert

>>730713998
This is the difference between engineers and scientists

RE

>>730712163
>that filename
Yeah this aint for real. I did have 6 or so snails on my cock at once though, felt cold and their moving didn't actually feel like anything. Hopeful I'll get to try it again some day with 6 of those massive african ones

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>>730714444
but those quads are real

>>730714338
Top kek

Not enough salt content is present in semen to kill a slug through osmosis.

>>730714444
Winrar?

>>730714671
But what if I ate a pound of salt?

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>>730714671
What if the slug feels like a slut and kills itself out of shame

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>>730714444
Quads has spoken, abandon thread

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>>730714671
Truly sad day for human history

>>730714444
NICE QUADS YOU SLUG FUCKING FAGGOT

>>730714755
You would die

>>730714755
It would be extremely painful

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I love you, /b/

>>730714840
No I mean would the semen be extremely salty and kill the snail?

WHERE THE FUCK IS OP CMON DELIVER

>>730708550
pls archive this!

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It melted.

>>730715010
takes an while to cum

>>730715061
I can't see shit captain

>>730715061
melted?! dude what be specific

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>>730715061

>>730714932
You're a big guy

>>730715061
Can't see shit

>>730715061
good ol' parkinsons

>>730715061
The slug is not meant for fug

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>>730715061
>no timestamp, shaky pic, time to abandon this thread

>>730715061
Why is OP such a shit photographer?

>>730715150
For you

>>730712037
Not until someone actually does it.

>>730713178
>schrodingers faggot

>>730715184
We can only hope at this point

I literally melted the fucker in half with my cum while it was on my dick. Sorry it took so long, not my idea of sexy.

>>730715361
POST PICS FAGGOT

>>730715118
Op's dick melted and fell off.

>>730715361
ALSO HOW IS THAT NOT SEXY

>>730714153
So autistic u tagged 48 fucking anons.

WHO'S THTHE R RETARD NOW FAGGOT ????

>>730715619
You are, seeing that you can't spell for shit

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>>730715619
FUCK YOU YOU RETARDD MONKEY
ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Sweet fucking hell please someone screencap and share because this is going to ylyl fb right the fuck now and im at work busy so i cant screenshot

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>>730715061
time stamp and pic of slug

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>>730715730
Wow, pic related.

Fucking CUCK!

>>730715824
You are a pathetic homo.
>This is going on the YLYL Facebook page, you guys! It's going to be so funny!
You're a fucking cockhead. Suck a log of shit you normie faggot.

After some preliminary results I can conclude that a full experiment wouldn't be worth our time. I'm pretty sure the fizzing you get from pouring table salt on a snail/slug is linked to the structure of salt not the actual chemical

>>730714444
quads anon QUADS

>>730715824
Jesus dude go back to 9gag

>>730709513
Fuck you

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>>730716095
>look mom this guy said a thing and then i bullied him on the internet!

AHAHAHAHA!


YOU ARE A BIGGER FUGLIER FAGGOT THAN MICHAEL MOORE!

GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU STUPID CUNT.

I'M TELLING YOUR MOM TO GET AN ABORTION. NO WAY IN HELL MY SON WILL BE BROTHERS WITH A FUCKING POLE SMOKER.

there.

That is the proper way to BTFO an anonymous stranger you fucking idiot asshole....

>>730716178
CUCK
U
C
K

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>>730716645
Being this much of a faggot

>>730712249
underrated post

but what about the science? :'(

>>730715966
That's weak. I've had 30 bottles of piss in my basement at one time before.

>>730719039
It is not piss. It is Jizzus' cum. An anon that has been posting every Christmas about all the cum he has collected into those bottles.

>>730713480
That shit FAKE. Its on m.less