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REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW?

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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW?
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Can she be 11 ?
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Fuck off with these threads.
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>>730699227
11 too old
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>>730699434
Dam 10?
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>>730699279
11:11! Make a wish
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>>730698896
please
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>>730699487
Holy fuck 11:11:22

>God wills the loli to my crotch
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>>730699279
Asking OP to fuck off, thus replying to the thread trying to get a girl friend, don't try to hide.
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>>730698896
kkk
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>>730698896
ayy lmao I already feel like she is mine
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>>730699566
Pretty sure that he's not autistic enough to believe this crap
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>>730698896
M
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>>730698896
is she 12?
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>>730698896
I don't usually bother, but I'll roll the dice.
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>>730698896
adagwearsrttr
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>>730698896
psssh i wish
>only if these threads work
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sure why not
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>>730698896
Low key roll ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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sick makeup skillz burh
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Bread Roll
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>>730699880
no gf for you
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Sure
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>>730698896
Ight
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doub for a boyfriend
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>>730698896
Don't let my wife know about my new girlfriend OP, she'll be pissed!
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>>730698896
Nice
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Try to get me one before they hit puberty.
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ok
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Dubs thread now
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>>730699548
>lickinghairypussy.jpg
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>>730700947
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>>730698896
kek
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>>730698896
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>>730698896
R E P L I E D
E
P
L
l
E
D
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lets do this boys
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I CANT WAIT
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I want a neko nya-nya to have some fu-fun

And kill her
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lets get a try
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>>730698896
Lolno
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Gf get
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I hope she's good at giving head!
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replying to get my 25th gf!
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I posted in this thread yesterday and no gf yet.
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sing it ! Oooh oooh heaven knows !
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>>730701959
Outstanding. Do you still have GFs 1 to 24?
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this thread has been replied to
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>>730698896
By rule, this counts.
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>>730698896
why not
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thx man half white, half black, big eyes, reasonable tits, kinda curvy with sense of humour, interested in dying stuff and eternal love, no cheating sluts. I ll post a heads up tomorrow. seeya
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>>730702083

I've counted them, yesterday.
I'm replacing the nº 11 for being a massive cunt.
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Boi
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>>730698896
Fucking liar
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>>730698896
IT'S HAPPENING
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can we not
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This didn't work last time OP, i'm growing wary of your methods
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CANNOT RISK IT. MAYBE I CAN FINALLY GET A GIRLFRIEND.
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Come on bumble bitches, message me!
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>>730698896
??
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>>730698896

Ah fuck it why not
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Hopefully she has a feminine penis
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>>730698896
i want really cute one
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>>730698896
gimme dat gf boi
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ok
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>>730698896
Pls
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>>730701953
Am I wrong for wanting to put baby oil on their cheeks and kind of tit fuck their faces?
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>>730698896
PLOX
I SHOULD GO OUT WITH HER 2MORO
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didn't work last time but i believe!
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>>730698896
yeah why not
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At least I would get to do my duty and turn her down.
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never works but i can't hurt amirite?
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>>730703958
you can, though...
Everybody hurts sometimes
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bullshit didnt work last time
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>>730698896
The fuck is this image?
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>>730698896
rly?
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>>730698896
Check em?
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:v
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>>730698896
Probs not, but worth it anyways.
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>>730698896
is it that easy?
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>>730698896
hot
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With nice nipples please.
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got to try, might work one day
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yh bs
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>>730698896
Sage
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>>730698896
bs
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K, but i doubt it.
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okay
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sexy
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>>730698896
It's bullshit, but I believe you.
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Is it just me that thinks girls look a lot prettier brutalized/scared?
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>>730698896
Fuck it
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>>730698896
Oh, fuck off. You can't magically cure my social apathy. I ain't falling for that shit again.
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>>730698896
j
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>>730698896
I fucking wish... But copypasta anyway
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>>730698896

anzu?
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>>730698896
trips for gf tomorrow
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K
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>>730698896
Fuck you
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Emi please
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Lets do it!
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>>730698896
Thank u very much
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hoping for a sexy trap
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>GIRLFRIEND
no pls
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>>730698896

k
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good luck >_>
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>>730698896
yh
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>>730699671
>>730699279
saaaaamefaaag
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>>730698896
alright
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>>730698896
PLS
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W-well I don't need a g-g-girlfriend... I'm a confident man...............
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>>730698896
roll
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thanks!
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>>730698896
Dubs and my gf becomes trans
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>>730706833
Faaaaagggggoooot
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>>730698896
Pls
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can't take the risk....
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Rolllllllling
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gffff
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And i dont even have to roll ? Just like that ? for free?
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I am sceptical
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>>730698896
I ALREADY REPLIED TO A THREAD LIKE THIS 3 DAYS AGO AND I STILL DON'T HAVE A FUCKING GIRLFRIEND FOR FUCK'S SAKE THIS BETTER BE REAL THIS TIME
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>>730698896
k
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>>730698896
ok
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>>730698896
ngggzgaegegezg
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Please
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>>730698896
Shit i wish
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>>730707395
You're a faggot.Deal with it.
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>>730698896
Will this ever work?
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K
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>>730698896
Oooo... I really want a new one.
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Hope she's cute.
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It's all I ever wanted
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>>730698896
plox gib pusi
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>>730698896
Wao i rlly hop dis werkz.
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>>730698896
The other thread said that I will die whitin next 24 hs, so I will never get a gf?
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>>730707797
All I ever needed.
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>>730698896
Kek
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>>730698896
i hope she's cute
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Rell
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I hope you don't lie
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Worth a shot
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>>730703771
If you're wrong, I don't want to be right.
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>>730698896
Hey, this is a scam! I already replied to the same thread a few days ago and it didn't work!
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if i get dubs i fuck her tomorrow too
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>>730698896
"Okay mr law man, "
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This just makes no fucking sense
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>>730698896
ehh
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>>730698896
plox
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>>730698896
TO THIS THREAD
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Shit it's worth a try
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Fo real?
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>>730698896
Please omniscient overlords grant me courage
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quite pessimistic about this..
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Fuck off with your faggotry
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Pls
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>>730698896

Im going to a concert tonight - wish me luck mates!
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plz
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>>730698896
u better not fucking lie
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wtf
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Plz
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do it, don't let your dreams be dreams /b/
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Hello my guys
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>>730698896
No i wont
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>>730703771
No. I want a neckjob from them.
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if i dont get a gf by tomorrow i'll an hero
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>>730699227
8 would be better
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>>730698896
Its worth a shot
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>>730698896
a
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899000
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I cry everynight
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>>730698896
good one
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dubs to be true
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Impossibru
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I am so very sad....
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>>730698896
okay
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>>730698896
>>730698896
Maybe she can be 12 ?
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doubtful
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>>730698896
K
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>>730698896
Nice.
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>>730698896
Noice
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>>730698896
LIES
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>>730698896
f
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>>730698896
Digets and my GF left me by the time i get off work. Get and checkem
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>>730698896
Don't you mean "or you will have a girlfriend tomorrow?" Girls are gross still, right? We're all 12, or else we wouldn't be passing around this childish chain letter bullshit, right?
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Trying again nnnnnnnrgh
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I hope
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>>730698896

god i hope she comes to me soon
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>>730698896
Go on then.
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posting for loneliness
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>>730698896
ok
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>>730698896
lol my hope is futile
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>>730698896
hopefully
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good luck to her
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>>730698896
Kill yourself
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>>730698896
ahoy
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:)
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Replied, I want a girlfriend!!
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>>730698896
Must be summer again
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A short one with no ex boyfriends pls
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>Finishes in a ?
>damn no guarantees
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>>730698896
Why would I?
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replied
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>>730698896
doesn't hurt to try
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ok
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>>730698896
Pic story?
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>>730698896
FUCK OFF CLICKBAIT BITCH
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get quads
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>>730716643
qq
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>>730698896
Shit son
I replied to this thread a this week and got hit on today.
Feelsgoodman
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>>730698896
ijikbjwqdfwiwebjhfevhvfwoj efj d nnkn njbndsvlm vn a skcnbbn nblkl bln asasl n acla sajj bs dsaj bdaas ajbd jsjd jj bsjsakja kdb kjb jbjbkjb bfn kn ckn b nkdk ncd bjsc jabs knbkn cknkn akccn ccn kkn nk cn nk cnkcn bkn kbn ck bjbfvou e fw fooj efefefouvhvefdh od
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blorp
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>>730698896
Why not
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>>730698896
what if I already have one
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Sure
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>>730698896
Ok :(
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>>730717876
Why so sad?
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>>730698896
yes
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>>730698896
Fuck it
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i hope my nigga :(
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Pls
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got nothing to lose
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what a bunch of fucken normies
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pls
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>>730698896
Dubs and I really get a gf, thanks
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10
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>>730698896
Can my girlfriend be a cute trap instead?
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>>730698896
What if I already have one?
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>>730698896
suck a fat floppy donkey dick nignogathon
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D0E9541

Hey /b/, is this CP?
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aS<dfcvd
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>>730698896
ejsirhwodieo
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Seems legit
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>>730719018
Nah thats 18+ for sure
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>>730698896
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>>730698896
Yes please.
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>>730698896
There's am actual chance of that happening tomorrow.
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Please work please work please work please work please work please work please work please work please work
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>>730719270
It did for me :)

>>730716737
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>>730698896
roll
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think im close, so why not
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>>730698896
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Mmmmkk
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>>730698896
Fucking finally
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>>730698896
who tf falls for this shit
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>>730698896
xD
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>>730698896
Well, worth a shot
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confessing tomrorow

pray for me
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This is what happens when you leave the kitchen.
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>>730719999
>quads

i have confidence now
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>>730719999
With those quads everyone will be praying for you brother
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>>730719999
KEK IS WITH YOU
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>>730698896
Why not.
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>>730698896
h
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>>730698896
roll
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Fuck it, rollin
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>>730698896
k
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boop.
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>>730698896
Don't bullshit me
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>>730698896
please
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only if you're a fucking god op
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>>730698896
Ah yesssss finally.
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pls let me be happy god
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>>730720644
Checkt
Pls be my gf, sarah
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Not even dubs or trips can give me a gf
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pls give
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>>730698896
yay
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>>730698896
go
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>>730698896
thx fam we goin to the fair tomorrow
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Bleh
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>>730698896
SOmeone please
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>>730698896
HYPE
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i want a gf
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>>730698896
pls yes
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AYYYYYY pls
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but i wan boyfriend
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waiting for a miracle
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>>730698896
Doubt it
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literally cancer
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