Ask a 34 year old kissless virgin anything.

>>730690162
why you didnt have sex yet ?
I guess you stink

>>730690636
I bet*

>>730690636

I probably stink. Also, I am a fucking autist.

>>730690162
have you ever considered rape as a viable option?

>>730690162
How old are you?

>>730690812

No.

>>730690957

16/F/Cali

>>730690744
>I am autistic
Did you go to the doc?
Btw post some pic of your naked body so we can make fun of you

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>>730691223

I didn't go to the doc. Probably not literally autistic.

>>730690983
Wya in cali?

>>730690162
Why haven't you killed yourself yet?
Can you give me some of your rare and mystical powers?

>>730691717

Seriously?

>>730691931
>Why haven't you killed yourself yet?

Beer and SSRIs.

>Can you give me some of your rare and mystical powers?

My only rare and mystical power is unattractiveness.

>>730691504

Timestamp?

>>730692030
Why don't you just become a total degenerate?

post fucking face nobody gives a shit about ur body

>>730691504
your body looks fine. you're either gay and in denial, have severe cystic acne all over your face or smell like shit.

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>>730692086

I am.

>>730692157
>>730692187

>>730690162
Can you make me become a girl, mister wizard? I need magic, because I can't do it in any other way...

>>730691504
I'd smash you. 37 kissless virgin here

>>730692308

Thanks bro.

>>730692252
It's you again, I have seen you before on here.

Is this a sage?

>>730692308
Jesus you're on the path to world domination
Great master of the dark arts teach me your ways and help me enter the great league of wizards

>>730692308

>37 yo kissless virgin here

when you know even besteality can't save you

>>730693253

Yes. Kill yourself.

>>730690162
What spells can you cast?

>>730693551

I can shoot white fluid from my wand.

>>730691504
You're pretty hot.

>>730693875

I have a good body and an okay face. That doesn't make me hot.

>>730690162
guy at work is 39 hitting 40 and still a virgin.

>>730694206

How you know?

>>730690162
Are you that german wizard?
I'm joining the club in a few years. Any words of wisdom, since my fate is sealed?

>>730694468
>Are you that german wizard?

I am.

>Any words of wisdom, since my fate is sealed?

Get a hobby.

>>730694837
>Get a hobby
I already have several. I play the guitar and I just started playing the piano, among other things. But I'm tired of running away from the pain of my life.

Have you ever asked a girl out, or let her know that you liked her? I never got to that point.

>>730694126
it kinda does, dude.

>>730695050
>Have you ever asked a girl out, or let her know that you liked her? I never got to that point.

I did. Many times.

>>730695050
Go smash a good refugee puss, you have plenty of them

>>730690162
try tinder and be yourself (yes, seriously)
just hit the like-button on every girl that pops up
chat with everyone and look out for something that is enjoyable in the process

be honest but dont whine about how ugly and lonely you are

dont get too caught up in the "no gf kissless virgin forever alone"-mindset.. it will only hold you back

Is it just me that thinks this chart is a little harsh, I lost it at 17 and didn't think that was terrible

>>730696186
yee thought the same
guess there are different versions of the chart

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search rsd tyler on youtube. Thank me later.
You're good bro, you've got a great body, big dick plus looks don't matter

Pic related. this guy has fucked more hot girls than the whole of /b/ combined and he's a fucking dating coach. rsd julien. Get out of this shit hole, you're good for a 34 year old. You could be an obese basement dweller

>>730696384
plus. I was a virgin until 19 1/2.
I'm 20 now and had sex with 11 girls. All you have to do is realize you're going to die and sorry to tell you but at 34 you're getting closer and closer to it. Do you realize nothing of this shit matters. You're in your deathbed, old, kissless virgin, no one there for you, all your family is gone you have no friends and you start to realize death is very very real. How would you look back to right now. How much would you regret being a pussy and expecting pitty from a bunch of fat faggots on /b/. Stop being sorry for yourself.

>>730696036

Been on Tinder. Didn't get too much matches and fucked up everyone I got.

>>730692057
>>730692308
>>730693875
Your new fuck off

>>730696760
probably you did not hit like on every bish on there
try again
just get good photos of you

Try to be funny and don't show many emotions

>>730698046

I swiped right categorically.

>>730698393

If there is one thing I am not, it's funny.

>>730699095
If there is one thing I am not, it's funny.

this is your opinion
someone might think different about it

where are you from?

>>730699875

Germany.

>>730700409
Geh in einen Puff.

>>730700610
isso

hatte mein erstes mal an meinem 18. geburtstag im laufhaus
freunde haben ausgegeben
war ein super tag und bereue nichts

dann erstmal jahrelang nichts und team nogf, awkward autism etc.

irgendwann tinder geholt und so lange probiert bis ich es raus hatte
ist halt ein grind wie bei jedem mmorpg

aus welcher stadt?

>>730701622

OP here. Hamburg

>>730702010
großstadt ist ideal für tinder
tu essssss
gib mal steam, email o.ä.
privates tindercoaching und so nohomo srs

>>730690162
what your favorite spell?

>>730702205

Hab Tinder jetzt seit 1.5 Jahren auf dem Handy. Wenn ich Matches bekomme sinds meistens bots.

>>730690162
A-are you okay?