/nzg/ - New Zealand General: Shit's Bumpin' Edition

where all the white woman at?

Any of you poor fag coons gonna cry about house prices?

Might az well dedicate this thread to molestedanon seeing someone did that to the 1st thread.

>>730685131
lol no, dont need to cry if im not staying here.

>>730685126
Nice watch

>>730685173
You gonna fuck off back to Samoa?

Why are IDs even gone?

>>730685286
Germany.

Auckland reporting in

>>730685320
> Muslimville

>>730685126

who is this women with such manly hands?

>>730685320
Hope you speak Turkish or Arabic

>>730685395
>>730685427
yeah.... i know

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Anyone seen this girl around West Auckland?

>>730684990
that's an australia flag, mate

>>730685402
tyler barnes

>>730685449
Why has Germany turned into such a shithole? I was there a few years ago, fucking ace country. Got friends there now they say its fucking horrible and feels unsafe af

>>730685536
niggers

>>730685505
Fuck me I think I know her. Shes at Otago

Wait are we moving to this thread now?

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>>730685641
she's been requested in these threads for years now, mate. she has for some reason a shit load of instagram followers.6.3k

>>730685663

Seems like it

>>730685727
>>730685663
other one hit 300 so we move to another thread, normally when it hits 300 it also hits the bump limit or something? idk much about the reason why we move at 300 though

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>>730685713
It's her right?

>>730685713
Shit. Really. OK I'm a bit of a noob here. Sweet.

>>730685663
do you fucking even know what a bump limit is you fucking normy fuck.

FUCKING NORMY FUCKS!
GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD!

YA'LL NIGGAS CAN HAVE IT.
FUCK IT I'M OUT.

post the nudez of the bachelor grillz

>>730685794
looks like it yeah

instagram.com/tylerbarness

>>730685796
Yeah, all good mate. new people are welcome

>>730685779
you fell for IDbro 300 meme

>>730684990
Any hamilton want to meet up this weekend.
Want to do something before i go back to collage
>Wintec fag

For the anons requesting moar. Posting another I copied from last nights thread

> her hand goes to my crotch, of course ive been rock hard since titties
> she says 'dont get too excited hon, you've gotta go back to the room in a moment.'
> starts tongue hockey, her hands fumbling around my pants.
> she frees my dick out from the top of my shorts
> enjoying the kissing practise im thrown when she suddenly stops. Before I can register what's happened feel her warm mouth on my cock again.
> she pushes me back to make it easier for her
> this time she's moaning big time. Quietly muttering stuff too, real hot talk that kind of embarrassed me, 'that's it, you suck him, you like doing that, whore'.
> OK that confirms what i thought I heard upstairs
> its just a quick suck, more for her benefit i suppose because before I can start to really enjoy it she stops
> hand stays on my peen she gives me another shit eating grin and giggle, says 'gotta go honey, ive decided we will continue this later, I promise'. Says it in a cute voice and sounds as disappointed as I feel
Leans in to my mouth 'here's a kiss goodbye babe'. Smooch
> 'ah what the hey, I'll just kiss him a quick kiss goodbye too' leans down and gives my cockhead a quick peck
> then another
> then another
> Suddenly raunch pedomum mode reactived. That peck turns into her mouth completely engulfing me
> she's going wild. Obviously changed her mind
> and yeah that escalated quickly
> im getting treated to a real hardcore show. Recognising lots of moves from fap sessions sat at the family PC. From the mouth open tapping my head against her outstretched tongue, to the super fast and slimey up down bob

>>730685949

Nobody cares about your fanfic pron.

Fuck off

Send more nudes of this Tyler Barnes chic.

>>730686053

It was the life blood of the NZ thread a couple days back so I'll let it live.

>>730686053
this.

Just saw some 'inside no 9' on netflix. Its a bit like black mirror. Theres a stage show black comedy/farce about whet they are doing, its quite unique.

Well worth watching into the second series if youre enjoying it

Back from my run
I can't believe we went past bump limit

>>730686099
Think there's been a couple threads across b last few days

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>>730686091

Driving in and Around auckland today

North of Auckland- Hot Chicks
Auckland- Dogs and Asians
South of Auckland- Hot Chicks

Hmm.

>>730686182
night runners are cancer.

>>730686230

Wrong Auckland mate, everyone is an Asian these days.

CHCH reporting

I'm fucken hot and sweating. Is it a warm night or am I getting sick?

>>730686353

Its not warm bro. I think theres a start of a head cold going around

>>730686201
Tits?

>>730686256
Hmmm
You make an interesting point.

>>730686421
Chur. Thought as much. Maybe take tomorrow off

>>730685713
Her parents must be proud

>>730686528

Oh we are.

>>730686256
Explain why please

The ad on this page is disgusting. Least sexy shit ever.

>>730686711

Night time is for eating burgers and drinking beers.

Day time is for burning off burgers and beers.

If youre eating burgers and drinking beers in the day time, then you are probably a pisshead.

>>730686794
Ikr. Is it that new zealand one with the old lady?

>>730685949
Yeah this horse is dead bruh

>>730686897
Yeah, that's the one I'm getting. Enough to make me wanna chop my dick off

>>730686875
I spent all day picking up the fam from the airport and cleaning the house. Gotta burn off the food I ate somehow.

Looks like the arabs are restless in France. Some shit going on in a maccas.

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How come .webms with sound are not allowed?

>>730687192
Because those are only allowed on /gif/ and /wsg/

>>730687169

you can get beer in their maccas can't you? probably getting OTP, fucking gcs

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Soz guys Chch here, I really am feeling shit. Room spinning. Can't contribute gotta haul ass up to bed.

Laters

how much is a gram of coke in this country

>>730688101
far too much

>>730688101
1000 milligrams

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Vola?

hawkes bay fag back in

>>730688875
old url, replace io with org.

if you don't have it, too bad.

>>730688980
I know it changed to org, but all my old links have expired and idk the new one :(

Greetings from UK

>>730688485
kek

>>730689067

b0bnd3vw

>not getting to 300 twice in one night
fug

Wellington reporting. Genuine creator of 'why are Id's back' haven't been on this board for a long time.

>>730689784
It's never been done since IDbro left.

>>730690353
sure sure

>>730690417
I just want to make memes and complaina bout my life man

>>730690670
You don't have to believe me. Just pointing out it's seriously been about four or five years since I was last on this board. Also when ID'S were enabled. Do people still score on NZ threads or just locals nudes

>>730690830
locals nudes.
shit tier now.
I'm going to host risk on it but I doubt I'll get any takers

>>730690353
IDbro that you?

>>730690830
Huh?
I'm drunk amd confused. Are you idbro?

>>730689120
Morning. Did you enjoy your morning crumpet?

>>730690995
>>730691013
I think he's anti-IDbro

>>730691013
I don't go by IDbro. I'm the dude who years and years ago first said why are IDS gone and for some reason someone else or others have said it in every NZG thread since. Glad to see the meme lives

>>730691276
Thanks for explain. I'm still a bit confused though. Probably because oxycontin and vodka, I'm syre what you said makes sense

>>730691276
the guy that used to post korean girls started that meme.