/nzg/ New Zealand Thread

Why are IDs even gone?

post the nudez of the bachelor grillz

It is Thursday my dudes

Dunedin reporting, well kinda. Not in Dunedin but normally report from there.

anywho, Back to Dunedin on Sunday or Monday. shall be good.

Wanna dedicate tonights thread to molestedbro.

If you're lurking, I want you to know your story made me get my sock pregnant. Sorry you got your dick sucked but that shit really did sound cash.

ty 4 sharing

>>730680103
where you at, at the mo

>>730680138
i second this.

>>730680148
Clyde.

Hawke's bay faggot reporting in my dudes

>>730680103
You need some direction in your life. You sound confused af.

Pick a day and stick to it or I'll get annoyed

Also if you're not in dunners atm where the fuck are you. Or are you not sure?

>>730680229
Same reporting in from waipuk

>>730680237
Nah, when I go back depends on if my mum has something ready or not, she will have it ready by monday at the latest, but sunday at the earliest. not really annoyed by it at all.

As I said above, Clyde.

tfw gotta get a scan tomorrow which means waddling around with a bladder full of pee.

>>730680295
Yo fuk yo my dog Napier here

>>730680317
Feelsbadman

>>730680175

FUCKING WOW. Prolly longest greentxt in history but needed to be because a lot of fiddling went down. Also saved lots of it so I have a heap more fapworthy material now

There was a grrl from timaru posted itt said she was creaming herself. You lurking femanon?

>>730680311
> its my fucking mums fault

I apologise profusely

Vola is down. I repeat, Vola is down

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Anyone gonna be picking up the new Gorillaz album tomorrow?

Dunedin reporting in.

>>730680463
Nah, she's good fam.

Don't mind having to stick around for the extra day anyway, don't get to see the fam too much.

>>730680478
The website itself is down, F.

>>730680537
f

>>730680537
vola is now .org and not .io

wellington fag reporting in

>>730680593
yeah, just seen that on their Twitter.

timaru gal here 2 hang

>>730680639
Ey boss.

>>730680701
Is there to do in Timaru? I get the feeling it would make Dunedin look busy and fun.

>>730680701
The an hero type of hang or the chilling one?

Gisborne checking in

>>730680737

i mean caroline bay is fun and the sail is cash for hookups but if youre out any night apart from friday or saturday its p bad

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dubs and I leak them

>>730680715

you around courtney place tonight baws

>>730680781
So drugs drinking and nightlife aside what do you lot do there?

>>730680805
every night, as usual.

>>730680794
plz no remind me of the time everyone invaded my safe place.

>>730680794
Fuck it, rolling for dubs

>>730680794
why not.

roll.

oh wait.

>>730680822
winrar

>>730680794
NIGGA UR NEVER GOING TO ROLL DUBS
WE'RE NEVER GOIN TO END UP SEEING THEM

>>730680794
>>730680822
Serve em up

>>730680809

i held a part time job at eb games and paknsave for a while, mostly look for cheap flights and buses to chch/welly. abt to move up to wellington for university tho

>>730680877
Welly here. How 2 get pussy

>>730680877
checked

>>730680925
buy a hooker, ez as

>>730680925
Have low standards and fuck any pussy that shows interest

>>730680908
holy shit eb games did you have every 2nd guy hitting on you? bet you have some cringe stories to tell.

>>730680794
Was this real? The pic I mean

>>730680908
plz no its hard enough to find a place to live. we dont need more people.
>>730680925
Leave the house and dont be a spreglord.

>>730680822

kaffee eis and subway before hitting drinks tonight, any recs lel? preferably somewhere where chicks dont regularly get roofied

>>730680969
>low standards
We are already on /b/

>>730680982
yes

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>>730680339
got lots of family up there how old are you
>also lads

>>730680974
Don't have to be a chick at eb games to have cringey dudes hitting on you, you can work in the middle of fucking nowhere and look a 4 at best and guys will still try to pick that shit up

>>730681004
Murphy's or Bad grannies are my favs. Ivy is good if it's quite.

>>730680982
Worst thread ever.

>>730681041
Hey whoa whoa whoa, in my genders defense most of the time pussy is pussy brah.

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>>730680138
>>730680175
>>730680411
wait TIMARU GIRL do tell me about this

>>730680974

oh god yeah, dudes tryna tell me about magic the gathering and pretending i've never heard of video games every two hours. i don't need y'all to invite me to yours so i can learn to play cod fags

the 20% discount is p mean tho, far cry 4 for 30 dollars

>>730680138

Anyone save that shit?

Highlight for me was the backyard bj when the cat walked by. And fingering her in the shower sounded preddy hot. Made me wanna get off my ass and find a gf for fun times.

>>730681067

love ivy and hit it up p often, do try to avoid busy nights tho bc it gets hot fast in there lmao

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>>730680701
>>730680737
>>730680781
>>730680809
wait im in timaru show tits

>>730681146
You'd have to go to a fags house to learn to play cod cause cod is for fags, also dont act like magic the gathering isnt sexual as fuck pal.

Weed in Tauranga?

>>730681146
yo one day I went in went FC3 was on sale and they only had the collectors edition. I couldn't afford that but some rando chick just straight up paid for it in full for me.

>>730681175
fucking ay. Plus im straight so it feels rude for me to be there.

>>730681198
to be fair the cards the dude showed me had chicks w p big tits. colour me impressed

>>730680794
If I roll dubs, I'll print out that screnshot of the get and cum on it. Will post results.

>>730681226
holy fuck dude thats ballin as hell

>>730681131
>>730681186
fuck off faggot. go be desperate somewhere else

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>>730681186

aight. at a family dinner but heres an old one

>>730681198
Blue black gets my dick hard.

I've never seen another person on here from Gisborne, not surprising though because it's a shit hole

>>730681338
Noice

>>730681248
to be fair im bi and my straight friends come all the time, if youre not a straight up cunt it's not that big a deal ya feel me

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needs more shite

>>730681257
>>730681257
Weird, usually when one of us shows a MTG card the target female(s) are instantly overtaken by uncontrollable lust for the person holding the card, are you sure you looked at a real card? Might have a been a fake.

>>730681396
Ayoooo bi-fistbump

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>>730681305
but 4chan is the place for desperate / cringe people
thats like saying faggots / traps dont come on 4chan

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Dunners reporting.

>>730681429
Hey, bud.

>>730681429
Fuck yeah dunaz.

>>730681338
ty
goddammit

was that u in the other thread last night

>>730681429
nice

>>730681396
yeah, I get ya, I always am. Talking my little fairy bro there for his 18th later this year, that'll be fun.

>>730681429
why is only people from Dunners that always report in where they're from? like no one cares kek

>>730681592
t.auckland

>>730681338
very nice what part timaru?
also must say love the boobs

>>730681429
kek i said wellington instead of wellyfag tonight my bad

>>730681592
Bet you're a jafa.

>>730681592

>but 4chan is the place for desperate / cringe people

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>>730681592
WELLY
FAG
REPORTIN
how do i find freinds?????/????!!!1?!?!??!?!/?!?!/?!/?!
>>730681625
I bet you live in the hutt you mongrel bastard

DUNNERS
U
N
N
E
R
S

REPORTING

balaclava even

>>730681592
Typical jaffa shit mate

>>730681619
>t. dunners
>>730681628
Bet you're a dunnersfag

>>730681592


>>730680229
>>730680295
>>730680339
>>730680639
>>730680701
>>730680780
>>730680925
>>730681186

Its thursday night and theres 73 replies in half an hour.

You neet fuckers know theres still 2 days work left before the weekend?

>>730681685
Stfu dude I want those (you)s

>>730681649
im the CBD one dick get on my inner city slum level.
To find friends leave the fucking house and have a hobby.

>>730681649
first one was better

>>730681685
yeah but ill be to fucked to type by 9 on those nights.

LOL I just got banned for reporting those shitty russian shitposting the other night

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>>730681665
Dunazfag for life you jafa. Git gud.

>>730681729
Suck my cock
if you like it better save it or give me a new meme idea

Bingbong

Paging molesterfag to this thread
Repeat molesterfag pls report to tt

Bingbong

>>730681734
Second that

>>730681784
top lad mate.

Anyone shooting their wife in Invercargill tonight?

>>730679485
New Zealand is a small island off Australia

>>730681794
she looks at me as i move around the room...
>>730681820
nah mate im outa wives for now

>>730681828
Check out this fag with his low grade bait.

>>730679485
what do kiwis think of abodoorigibals?

>>730680317
Scanning what?

>>730681794
who is this?

>>730681876
they sleep on roads

>>730681820

If youre gonna shoot your wife on invers you should make it murder suicide. Can you imagine getting out of prison then moving back to invers? A fate worse than death

>>730680480
Download and buy a tin with the savings, break the record in high

>>730681896
girl with no nails
>>730681910
dirty feet

>>730681965
Living in invergiggle is already a fate worse than death.

>>730682006
>>730681896

Holy shit, I was gonna slam you for being picky, but she really does have builders nails

>>730682006
Damn, now i cant unsee it.

>>730681146
Underrated game

>>730682006

Thats how you can tell she is kiwi. No other fucker walks around the malls barefoot

>>730682006
Nice attention to detail

>>730682006
holy shit dude why would you do this

>>730682123
aussies do

My hero Winston peters is taking a stand against all the fucking indians filling up nz. Finally someone in a position of power that's isn't a cuck like john key.
I mean we are running out of gas station so and supermarkets for the Indians. How do you feel that they are fucking all the white girls and you cucks can't even get laid.

>>730681960
You are correct friendo.
They never bathe, they don't discipline their kids and let them run a muck. They are a god damn plague.

>>730682169
Aboriginals*

>>730681755
Why?

>>730682178
>fucking all the white girls

bro its ok most nz girls arent that shit hot either they need to hit the gym and sort their attitudes out

>>730682178
>white girls
>indians
go back to pol this is /comfy/ thread

>>730682181
literal abhumans

>>730682230
aussies and aboriginals*

>>730682178

The thing about the indians is they live TEN to a house, and when the finally have a night off they get ONE hooker in and take turns banging her.

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>>730682006
>>730682067
>>730682098
>>730682123
>>730682141
>>730682164
Im a jew I see everything

>>730681794
WOULD FUCK

>>730681338
WOULD PAY TO FUCK

>>730681776
> molesterfag
Explain pls? Maybe I prefer not 2 no

>>730682287
>pay to fuck

that is beta as fuck

>>730682270
Shit. I wasn't planning on fapping tonight

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dunners reporting in

>>730682240

The guy who was posting those shit pics didnt want to interact, so it just seemed like spam. I got banned for spamming reports about spamming I guess

>>730682323
lol if i was a girl on 4chan id never post a face id be worried about randoms coming up to me

>>730682178
Yep, he wants only Euros and American's allowed in. Its a shame we have such a cucked public, they want compulsory te fucking reo in schools now

>>730682382
I've posted face with my tits a million times and never had a person recognize me.
Or maybe people did and just didn't care
Who knows

>>730682320

Theres nothing beta about walkng up to a chick, giving her a $20, then having her suck your dick. Its chump change

>>730682320
Mate. Judging by her posts she seems like a total decent chick. Besides I've only got $36 on me. Not sure what that would get

Hey cunts any of you want to play risk
>>730682406
I'm all for that cunt
lets you talk shit to poeple without the knowing

>>730682423
pics or it didn't happen

>>730682327
Fucking homo mods

>>730682423
prove it. show face

>>730682400
Dubs of truth.

I like you anon. Truthfully racist like myself.

>>730682462
Nah, I put on like 4 kg recently and look fucking gross.
Haven't posted in a while now.

>>730682423
Given the kind of people that post here you're really not concerned?

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>>730682462
>>730682479

>>730682494
I like em chubby

>>730682323
WOULD MOTORBOAT THOSE MILKY WHITES/10

drop that vola

>>730682423
this is true, she's posted in these threads a lot, both with and without face, and with tits.

>>730682509
see this image

>>730682453
Not enough swear words tho

>>730682400

Where do you live to be seeing negros all the time? Im in christchurch and I just saw two negros together at once for the first time in 5 years

>>730682509
Fuck Q, we want more Lacey.

>>730682499
Well I've been doxxed, that's the only part that actually concerns me. Had my nudes sent to my family etc.

There was one dude who tried to stalk me to Redwood Aquatics one day. I didn't end up going there but he posted a thread about how I was a bitch because I lied and never showed up. That was fuckin' freaky.

>>730682567
I'm not that chick, I haven't posted in these threads since I was 80kg. 68 atm, still 2 big

which one of you wellintonian degenerates are seeing a 33 year old domme

>>730682494
If you put on 4kg and look gross I have some news for you. You looked gross before putting 4kg on lol

>>730682603
Oh, right. Just assumed you were.

sorry!

>>730682603
68? holy shit do you need food?

>>730682603
You're the girl whit a scar on your tits? You and IDbro stopped posting around the same time?

>>730682642
Nigga I'm tryin to lose weight. Hit a bit of a bump atm.

>>730682494
C'mon, keep it real sis

>>730682670
Yup that's me.

>>730682669
Way less food. Aiming for about 55

>>730682603

that is around 30 kg too big still

>>730682670
I think I remember this girl now.

>>730682641
i wish it was me.
>>730682669
lol im at 60 and trying for those gains.

>>730682699
>68kg
>30kg too big
Do you like children?

>>730682573
off the top of my head
takataapui
tenetene
ure
fuck your goddamn right
its a fucking travesty cunt

>>730682680
lol if i see a skeleton walking down princes st ill give you a shout out homegirl

>>730682670
to be far most of the regulars stopped posting after idbro left or maybe they all just went anon.

Palmerston North here

>>730682731
Hahaha, I'm only 5 foot 4ish, so it's a good weight for me.
I don't wanna be a fat cunt anymore.

>>730682714

I meant 80 you fat fuck

>>730682711

Shes been telling me about one shes getting to edge a lot and how funny it is when he goes crazy over it. Thinking about dropping my dom role and trying out being dommed

>>730682703
got any pics of her?

>>730682672
The bump was you falling mouth first onto some burgers.... eat more, get bigger. Eat less, get smaller. What is so hard to understand?

>>730682767
Look not being a fat cunt is a good goal but you don't wanna be a skeleton do you? that's a bit fucking spooky ya know.

>>730682774
same here, but the Gf isn't down for swapping.

>>730679651
i second this

>>730682767
amen to that
lost 4 kgs this week, aiming for 10-15 more to be lost this week.

>>730682829

I couldnt do that with a gf, would be too embarassed afterwards, would need to be with someone I can easily never see again, and with no proof that it ever happened.

>>730682815
5'11" and 63kg. I look like a holocaust victim.

Go to bed Suzie

>>730682774
Yes, I know, hence why I'm losing weight....

>>730682804
You're not wrong. Gotta get that willpower back. Disappointed that I let myself go even this much again.

>>730682861
>Lost 4kg this week
How big are you, anon? That is a huge amount to lose for anyone in a week, holy shit.

>>730682680
post those historic nudes. we all want to see some chub

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where has timaru girl gone?

Im fucking spewing about what those pikey Fury cunts have done to parkers first title defense. If youre once bitten then youre twice shy, and theres no way you should trust those pikeys again.

That being said Im looking forward to joshua vs klitschko on sunday morning, if only I can find a place to watch it

>>730682886
>embarassed
I have no shame, so thats not an issue.

>>730682891
I laughed a little, but still, stop that and eat healthy.

>>730682861
I was 83.9
Now I circle between 78.8 and 79

>>730682952
>>730682896
whoops wrong reply

>>730682952
What size are your tits?

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>>730682774
>>730682767
>>730682861
>>730682891
try this diet >>730682896

>>730682952
Wow. I'm scared to lose weight that quickly. Loose skin is a major issue - especially on my tits.
I have socks filled with butter where my melons used to be.

Copied from last night

> puts the duvet on the ground sits on her knees in front of me
> leans forward, no hands, mouth locks straight onto my head
> different technique this time
> no tongue action just constant rhythmic up and down
> up and down
> up and down
> i didnt think it was possible but this is better than before
> hard as diamonds
> im not so worked up so i can get to properly appreciate this
> probably have two mins, maybe 3 left in me if I'm lucky
> just up and down, arms down by her side, her mouth doing all the work
> put my hands on her head

> can't see what she's doing but it doesn't matter. I focus on the sensation
> can hear her humming and a few quiet 'oh yeah babe's' 'oh yeah hon's'

> she's staying on target. Same rhythm. Lots of saliva. Bobbing up and down.
> its like shes savouring the moment too and not in any hurry for me to cum, but at the same time looking forward to it

> we are both taking it like champs and I can feel my balls brewing

> Tells me to stand while she sits were I had been
> i get up, my shorts fall to my knees, annoying me so I take em off leaving me wearing only a tshirt
> It hits me
> im in the back yard, half naked, there's a woman sitting in front of me with her tongue out wanting my cock

> hand on her face, the other on my cock I slide it into her mouth

> bring it back, slide it in again
> x infinity

> shes not moving, the only movement in the entire yard is my arse

> this shit is way too exciting
> picking up speed, I'm now leaning forward crouched over her t
treating her mouth like its my private fuck hole
> thats it i cant hold, gonna fire
> do my best to keep quiet, cant suppress those hnnnngs
> butt muscles clench, im pumping her mouth at over 100 kph, shes ready for it
> i stand straight up hands firmly clamped on her head
> then arch right back
> offload down her throat
> hands on her like a vice am not letting her take her mouth off
> don't even need too shes as into this as I am
> swallows it all

>>730682896

stop eating carbs

>>730682941

All I have is shame. my personality is formed around not being ashamed of myself, I used to have a personality but I forgot what it's like.

>>730682943
Fuck I try, but I've got this condition and poverty.
>>730683010
Thats not far from what i look like...

>>730682991

Im about a 36a, but my dick is at least 7.5'' by 6.5''

>>730683041
Poverty. To be fair some people with jobs are living like poor cunts too.

>>730682991
I am a boy
AA cup I guess?

>>730683013
I dunno man I'm pretty fat

>>730683010
What I'm doing basically.

>>730682320
>thats beta as fuck

paying for sex is actually alpha as fuck. It shows you are low inhibition and dont care about the stigma attatched to it, better than dying a virgin


clubs, tinder etc only works if your face is good looking

>>730682642
Alternatively, if you can put on 4kg and even notice you're probably still skinny.

>>730683034
I think the bigger issue to address is junk food.
Need to cut it altogether realistically. Dat junk addiction tho.

I'm gonna up my caffeine intake as I heard it works as an appetite suppressant, so perhaps I can combine that and extra water during the day. I've been told bingers tend to eat when they're actually thirsty, so.. Worth a shot.

>>730682230

>abodoorigibals*

>>730683067

it's not 6.5'' in girth you're measuring wrong, 6'' is in the top 98%, most porn stars aren't close to 6.5''

>>730683122
Or as an alternative, go out and get laid?

>>730683067
kek
>>730683034
sounds like you need to get out more my dude
>>730683100
yeah Nah I'm 50% bellow to the poverty line. I'm like actual poor.

>>730683165
Are you a student?

>>730683010
So many NZ Nazis!.. Well sheep fuckers. and good rugby players.. but Nazis.

>>730683220
Go home australian you arent wanted here

>>730683130
"appetite suppressants" don't work, don't buy any teas that help you "detox" and junk food is subject, it just happens to be less nutritious and more calorie dense for the most part but if it fits in your macros you can lose weight eating it.

I used to be obese and I can confirm that there's no secret or way to lose weight properly, just consume less energy than you burn. That's literally it.

This one goes out to IDbro

I love you

Forever

http://vocaroo.com/i/s13Q463kjfBH

>>730683148

Ive not measured in a long time but its not far off.

If I was gonna lie I would say its was 8.5'' long, but I didnt

>>730683130
Caffeine doesn't suppress appetite. It speeds up your metabolism. You get hungry faster. You are thinking of cigarettes

>>730683208
lol it's that obvious huh.

>>730682891
Holo-what?

>>730683031
who posted this last night

>>730683294

It is far off unless you have a one in a million dick, people always get this wrong but your dick isn't even close to 6.5''

>>730683031
Nice. What am I reading? Got any more?

>>730683148
Saw a dick size thread today. Says av is 5" 1 to 5" 6. Always used to feel bad having 6", not so bad anymore. Should measure again in case grown, haven't measured since last year

>>730683306
nicotine is my fav way to lose weight. pot is my fav way to gain it.

>>730683162
as i said, only works if you are tall and white or 6+ facially.

if you fall short of those criteria you aren't going to be pulling any remotely attractive girls.

>>730683310
I've been a student, I know. If someone says they are poor in dunedin you've got an 80% chance of them being a student.

>>730683331
how do you even measure girth?

>>730683250
Well see I eat out of boredom, or perhaps it genuinely is thirst. And I have problems with portion control. I know exactly how many chips I can have, for example, but then it's "just one more".
I'm restarting from "day 1" and going for low-cal breakfast and lunch, then a decent portion for dinner so that I don't eat at night.

I dunno man. feels fuckin hopeless some days.

>>730683306
Huh. Cigs don't make me eat less at all. I'm actually trying to quit because they do zilch for me.

>>730683271
you got a soundcloud?

>>730683378
measuring tape.
>>730683361
In welly but the same thing applies i guess.

>>730683348
Hey man im not attractive either BUT it is possible if you have a high enough CHA stat.

>>730683378
Get your mum to show you

>>730682915
He offered to fight like a week later, but Duco used the opportunity to pit him against a bum so Parker can keep his dubious title

>>730683271
What song is this?

>>730683411
what if you're like me and put it all at 3 and was like that'll do.

>>730683415
https://youtu.be/boo_Ii2Iam4
6.39'' long

>>730683411
wtf is that

>>730683271
the start was nice

>>730683496
A fucking dump stat thats what

>>730683250

Heres the problem, if youre burning more energy than you consume then it leaves you tired. I know you can keto your fat into carbs but its slow and inefficent.

If youre trying to work a 55 hour week and bring up kids then you are always going to be tired, and your willpower will be weak.

If youre a 40hr a week shelf stacker, or a neet with no kids, or merely hit the gym for an hour a day, then you can probably afford to be tired until the keto kicks in. The rest of us will be tired all the time

>>730683378

by going around your dick, its not hard but everyone gets it wrong

>>730683386

then that's a mental issue that will keep you fat even if you dropped the weight quickly, you need to think about food as fuel not an activity, distract yourself with shit.

Alternatively start lifting weights, build more muscle then your body needs more calories to maintain so you can eat more and lose weight. Fuck cardio though it doesn't help other than minimal bursts of calorie burning, like 100 cals after running for 30 mins.

>>730683528
but im not a bard or Wl...

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>>730683464
Then level up and put points into the Intense Training Perk.
>>730683496
CHA - Charisma

>>730683575
oops i only took dmg buff perks

>>730683528
CHA is best stat.

>>730683550

incorrect, calories don't effect how full you are, thats why you can down insane amounts of cals in junk food, you need to eat more protein and fiber.

>>730683553
I'm trying, anon. Trying to set myself specific meals and portions for the day and sticking to them. That's how I lost the first heap of weight.

Weights sounds like a doable thing. Might give it a go. Willing to try anything (within reason) at this point. Not interested in those diet pills or miracle home exercise machines, all bs.
CICO all the way.

>>730683616
Well then use that to your advantage.

>>730683657
roger, just knock them hoes out

>>730683331
ok /b/ro, Ive got nothing to hide, youve made me curious. Next time Im in the mood Ill find a tape measure and report back

>>730683658
I want to piss on you for sexual pleasure

>>730683031
Thank you anon. Just what I've been looking for. Caught thread last night. Requesting shower finger fuck if anyone got it? Or him eating her out for the first time? Any of it really

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>>730683682
My brother right here knows whats up.

>>730683726
If anyone has it all, make one image plz.

>>730683655

I saved up like 10$ a week on the dole till I could buy a 50kg free weight set then I used that to start lifting, didn't worry about diet at all and was just as fat but getting pretty swole under it all, then I worked on my diet after maybe 6 months of lifting and it melted off and stayed off because of the muscle base, also minimal lose skin too. Just do that, it's easy.

Diet to lose fat, lift to keep it off.

>>730683553
At my slow pace, I burn 680cal in 30 min on treadmill. So its decent, but like one large Burger will cancel that out

>>730683444

I didnt see anywhere that fury would fight a week later. I saw that he would need at least a month to 'recover', after already delaying a month. The fight was supposed to be at the start of april.

Parker has had a fantastic workload to get to this point, now the fury camp wants to string it out month after month after month.

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gtg play tamriel online stay strong my dunaz brethern Ill come post more video game things with you all another time.

>>730683330
Was actually a bit fucked up. Woman hits on her kids friend took him out to pick up pizza starred hitting on him. Ended up fucking that night. I felt bad for busting a nut.

>>730683793
Nice job bro, dedication

>>730683838
You may be right, but I don't trust those slippery cunts at Duco

>>730683820

Biggest meme in fitness, you don't want to burn calories at the moment, in day to day living it means almost nothing, you want to do activities that promote your body to burn more to sustain, like HIIT or just building muscle, you'll get far far better results doing some basic freeweights than any cardio, it's good for fitness but fitness has no impact on bodyfat.

>>730683637

Ive not said anything about feeling full mate.

Take long distance cycling for example. After a while you get 'the knock'. And thats after 5-6 hours.

When your labouring youre doing 10 hour days, every day. You cant go low cal and still do 50 hour weeks... well you can, but your work output will be shit

>>730683917

nah, took 24 years to do it, was a weak effort after years of being degenerate scum in the big picture but ah well can't undo it now.

>>730683793
Thanks anon. I'll take that into consideration.

I'm also gonna buy a cute outfit I'm slightly too big for, and hang it in front of all the snacks I keep in the house. Do I want food, or that dress?
It's helped before.

>>730684033

If you're doing 10 hours every day labouring then you'll be burning an insane amount of cals to maintain yourself so simplying altering your diet so its remotely healthy and you won't be fat.

The problem is all the misinformation around about what actually is healthy, like the health star meme, its insane how incorrect it is.

>>730684083
holy shit thats a good idea. stealing it

>>730683770
seconded. He shoulda kept posting in nzg
I copied and pasted the bits I liked on my phone. Can find something juicy but better if someone has made it one image

>>730683985

I understand how you guys dont like duco, but Ive lived near pikeys and you really cant trust those bastards either.

>>730683999
Checked. I lift weights at least once a day and have for 17 years, pretty elite level. But of I don't do cardio the fat comes on quickly. Haven't noticed a difference between steady state and HIIT

>>730684083

honestly nice clothes I couldn't fit just got me down about my situation and made me go eat more, becoming happy with myself and finding joy in the shit I had to do during the day is what got me to break through a life of being fat.

Good luck erryone losing weight. Im a fat fuck 5'6 manlet, Oct last year weighed 99kg. At new years 92. Today I hit 85 for the first time.

Can I get a holla

>>730683999
speak for yourself mate, I lost these 4kgs with nothing but a 2000kj diet and some running.
not that the running helps much.

>>730684154

4 health stars! Only 60% high GI sugars. Serving size 10g....

>>730683985
Fuck Duco, for real. they're absolute cunts.

Gained massive heat for the chasing up of Illegal Livestreamers. makes me do it more.

They could not catch me, however.

might as well contribute.

20yo 6'5 69kg

>>730684304

No

>>730684057
Just keep at it and forget the past bro

>>730684304
holla boy
79ish manelt at 5'9
hoping to get to 60 eventually so I can be a femboi

>>730684202
Haha so true

>>730684330
>they could not catch me, however
Fuck, you're a weapon

>>730684330
Fucking jewco

all i do is drink a coffee in the morning, lunch at around 12-2.30, dinner at 6-7, and drink a shitload of water. i also avoid sweet food. i smoke and i do fuckall exercise apart from walking around the city a few days a week. i did a 4-day hike over easter weekend.

i just started enjoying the feeling of being hungry.
your body doesn't need that much food.

>>730684482
like honestly, charging 60 bux or so for a fight

charge 30, you'd probably earn more money.

Who /onemealaday/ here?

>>730684611
Me this week.
easy diet bruhs
broke it when the fam got home today and hate myself for it

>>730684611
yo, but again cause im poor.

>>730684380
Good luck bro

>>730683770
The bit where he's sitting in her room and getting scared of losing his v card and just wants to run downstairs and bike home. Felt sorry for the little cunt. That's until he got to pound her

>>730684312

fucking milo has 5 stars iirc

>>730684309

You'll get results because you're still burning calories but if you lifted weights instead of running for all that time you ran you'd have lost more fat, built more muscle and be better off in every way other than fitness.

>>730684297
That's a shame anon, but everyone has their own method. I'm glad you found yours.

>>730684507

YOUR body probably doesnt need that much food, as you only got for a short walk every few days.

The rest of us need fuel for the engine, or else we are going to get crushed or smashed at work when we feel feint

>>730682745
me too

My motivating factor is standng in front of the mirror imagining I'm a girl seeing me nekked for 1st time wondering if shes DTF what shes looking at

We keep it 300 like IDbro

>>730684876
Snuck up on us. And the night is young

>>730684279

any more than 4- maybe 5 days a week is too much and you're not lifting heavy enough if you can do more imo. But after 17 years maybe that changes.

But yeah you just must eat a lot, there's limits to it all but

>>730684527
That's why I've watched 0 of his fights

>>730684872
Same. Yet to reach to point where i dont vom in my mouth.

New thread, all aboard

>>730684990
>>730684990
>>730684990

>>730684876
holy fucking shit 300 what.

>>730684815
i didn't eat much more on my hike than i do usually, but i was hungrier so i kind of see your point.
though i still think a lot of people just trick themselves into thinking they need a lot more than they really do.

>>730684527

I actually paid for his title fight and then had to put up with a random 12 digit number popping up every 10 seconds obnoxiously the entire fight to stop streamers, never paying ever again, its so insane how shit they run things.

>>730685013
This.
Prolly won't get another root til spring. Unless its dark. Or she's blind.

>>730684930
I lift heavy, trust me, but I'm constantly exhausted and dreading the next day.
I think weights increase hunger and their weight loss effects are over estimated

>>730685069

I agree 100% people eat because the feel 'hungry' but its just as likely they feel bored instead

>>730685079
>12 digit number
that's the number on the little smart card inside of your Sky box, links the streamers right back to their sky account to get a phone call from sky..

>>730685099
praying for blind girls to find me

>>730685028
Nah bedtime

>>730685209
>going to bed before tomorrow
casual

>>730685185

yeah its so they can catch whoever is streaming it but so I end up paying 50$ to have some bullshit spam that's worse than a streaming site because Im stupid enough to go thru sky.

>>730685185
True

>>730685202
Kek

>>730685247
unless you are me, i dont get that number appearing on mine :) life hack: rewind a few seconds if you got mysky, number doesnt appear.

>>730685311

Well you best be live streaming the fight for the rest of us then!