Someone tell me the story behind this man?

>>730669014
Who? Dan "Get 'me in the van, given the tuna can" Schneider?

>>730669439
Dan "Hold her tighter, she's a fighter" Schneider?

Dan "Put His Belly On Her Back And Ride Her" Schneider?

>>730670037
Think hes talking about Dan "fits in your hand" Schneider

Dan " you suck my dick or your career is over" Schneider

Pretty sure it's Dan "the shaved clam jammin' man" Schneider

>>730669014
Dan "Woodman" Schneider

>>730669014
Dan "the next shot without socks" Schneider

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Old 'Hymen Divider' Schneider? Nothing suss about him

>>730670442
KEK

Dan "No Hair Down There" Schneider

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>>730670601

>Hymen Divider Schneider

Dan "My Queen is 13" Schneider?

Dan "GHB in the Apple Cider" Schneider?

Dan "had to introduce himself to all his new neighbours " Schneider

Dan "Chlorofame" Schneider

Dan "13 Flirteen" Schneider

>>730669014
He's the hero of our times. in 2000 years there will be religions dedicated to him

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Wows her daughter actually looks like him

Dan "The KY glider" Schneider

Is that Dan "if she's old enough to pee, she's old enough for me" Schneider

You mean Dan "stick it in the rear it's for your career" Schneider?

>>730669014
He is the creator of several successful nickelodian shows that were actually pretty funny and entertaining like the amanda show, zoey 101, icarly, drake and Josh, and several others. There is a rumor that apparently he was involved sexually with many of the stars of the shows. Also he has a giant foot fetish

>>730671223
RAPE

>>730671754

Fuck rumors, Dan "Get in the Van" Schneider is disgusting. It's fucking evident that something gnarly goes on behind the scenes on his shows, it's just that whoever's in charge of Nickelodeon doesn't care.

Considering the whole Bella and the Bulldogs thing, they probably get in on the action with him.

Isn't that Dan "I watched Carly and Sam fuck in my van" Schneider

>>730672201
What is this rumor anon. Go in detail

>>730669014
Thats Dan "open your mouth wider and I'll make you famous" Shneider.

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for brainstorming inspiration, the last time we were talking about this

>>730671223
the fuck no it dont

>>730672272
What's with all the samefagging, and what the fuck do anyone outside murica care.
What's he done?

Dan "Child Rider" Schneider

I don't like to say negative about people in general but this dude seems to have a clear foot fetish from the scenes he puts in his shows and the fact that the stars of those shows are underage raises questions

>>730671754
>giant foot fetish
Well I wear size 18, wonder how much he'd pay me. . .
Also >Dan "the hymen collider" Sneider

>>730672741
Best.

>>730672711
Shut up Muslim slime

>>730672711
it's funny to joke about him being a massive pedophile, that's all
nobody gives a shit outside 'murica

>>730672201
You know its not true, shut up.

>>730672823
80% of /b/ has a footfetisch - so what?

Literally one of the greatest pussy-hounds of all time. Maybe not quantity, but quality? Just look at the list.

Victoria Justice, Jennette McCurdy, Ariana Grande, Miranda Cosgrove, Jamie Lynn Spears, Amanda Bynes... and God knows how many other wannabe starlets have lost their innocence at the end of his stubby little cock? He's fucked them all, and made millions doing it.

>>730672952
Muslim?!
I have been called many things.. but Muslim?
kek
kys

>>730672958
Is he a pedo bear?
Are there actual lawsuits or are we just slandering random people? (not hat I mind)

You must be talking about Dan "the man" Schneider?

>>730672476

He forces whatever underage starlets he's given reign over to perform sexual acts to keep their jobs. Simple as that.

When you actually watch his shows, he displays his foot fetish almost proudly by way of near constant shots of the female characters going shoeless and/or tickling/playing with eachother's feet. It happens way too much for comfort.

Additionally, there's something never quite right with the girls after their set free of him whenever their shows end.

I'd go into more detail, but I can't remember where I saved the file I had on it, my computer's a mess.

>>730671300
KEK

>>730673162
You'd be surprised what can be bought in show business.

About Dan " the hymen breaker " Schneider ?
Is just a good guy.

So little proof in this thread.

"Dirty" Dan "The man with the plan to get her in his van, The Hymen Divider, Pussy Piledriver, Cunt Collider" Schneider.

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>>730672201
U jelly bich? kek. u wish u wer getn pusy fag

>>730673221
That whole post makes no sense...

>>730673352

It's been a long time, and none of the guys who started posting this shit are here tonight.

>>730673297
You can buy people to slander other actors like Dan? cool

>>730673221
>I can't remember where I saved the file I had on it
you should definitely look for it, it would improve the thread a lot

I don't know if it was him running the account but the Sam and Cat twitter account tweeted asking their fans to send them feet pics. Pretty weird to me.https://twitter.com/samandcat/status/378643898886656000?lang=en

>>730673552
WTF

Well he just apparently produced a show called Henry Danger...

Little too close to Henry Darger...google that name if you're not familiar. Dan is outing himself hard.

>>730673541

I would, but I have to leave for work. If I had like 2 hours time, I would.

I was honestly hoping that someone with more info directly available would come into the thread and do it for me.

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>>730673552
>I don't know if it was him running the account
Good lord, if this isn't paid slander nothing is.
Bet out of /b/

SPIDERMAN! Tear down this thread!

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>>730674156

>>730674057
>>730674077
>>730674097
when a kid sits on your lap you can't put your hand on their back?

>>730674057
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>>730674097
>>730674156
Looks like a guy caring for his actors, whats the point?

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Victoria Justice IS sitting on his lap

>>730674257
This it utter bolony!
MODSMODSMODS
Commercial shit is going on here!!

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>>730674427

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>>730674156
She looks so uncomfortable

>>730674167

Who the fuck cares just enough to pay someone to slander a minor director, but not enough to pay them to do it correctly? If this was a paid attempt, OP would have started with one of the original posts with better proof and would have directly stated why he's a pedo instead of relying on whoever just happened to be online at the time to do it for him.

>>730673038
Seems like a great guy. Would like to be in his shoes.

>>730669014
just google his name a log with foot fetish and it will tell you everything you need to know.

his work on Icarly and Victorious was creepy as fuck because toward the end he wasn't hiding anything anymore.

>>730674489
Maybe there is no proof... ever considered that?

>>730674427
Look at his face compared to hers KEK

reminder that every time you watch an episode of iCarly, during the filming Miranda Cosgrove and Jennette McCurdy are literally either still dripping his cum out of their holes or their shoes and socks are filled with it

>>730674556
>>730674627

It's out there, I'm just too lazy and time constrained to find it, as I said.

Also, maybe you should actually rewatch his shows? I remember watching them when they were still on, and they gave off a weird vibe.

I unironically enjoyed Victorious. D-does that make me a paedo? I already know I'm a raging faggot.

>>730670601
kek city

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>>730674867
Like when ariana grande put her own foot in her mouth?

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>>730675109
Or when she was surrounded by guys spraying her with water guns?

>>730675214

Go on, anon...

>>730675109
>>730675214

Yeah. Shit like that.

I remember those shows being a bit more sexual than necessary for something aimed at 10-15 year olds. WAY more than necessary.

Had the shows been aimed at the 16-20 range, yeah, that would be about right. 10-15? Yeah no.

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>>730675214
This is a kids show

>>730675214
Side note, anyone else feel she was cuter then and not so much now? She looked lighter skinned, but has more to do with her personality maybe. I see her in that show and she's cute. I see her now and she just looks like another coalburning pop singer.

Dan is fucking weird as fuck.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Wj1txZu8ng

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>>730669014

>>730674488
She knows what she's there for...

someone post miranda cosgrove crying a little thats the best one

Dudes a pimp fucked a bunch of Disney and nick stars raped but still

damn nigga that is heavi shit

jannette McCurdy vine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xdNZjxJ0ifg

>>730677008
>Look what you've done to me
Fuck man, I've always thought this was a meme, I just don't know anymore man.

I just don't fucking know

>>730675109
God that was soooo fucking hot!!!

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>>730675214

>>730669014
Dan "Diarrhea Nigger" Schneider?????

>>730674348

it's because he's fat and unattractive.

>>730677279
Quick look over at the wall
>Rapes

>>730677419
She thinking pls god just kill me

>Still falling for the stereo type pedo meme.
When are people going to learn when it looks like a pedo it usually isn`t and reversed.

>>730675448
Prude muricans are prude...

>>730677052
Nice try, shill guy

>>730677232
That would make the whole congress and half of the Hollywood directors and writers creepy...

Dan "10 year olds are tighter" Schneider
Dan "I raped her cause I can" Schneider
Dan "she's a liar" Schneider
Dan "Cosby taught me how to be a man" Schneider

>>730669014
These are the best threads, big Danny boy was obviously up to his nuts in guts

This man was/is aloud near children how?

>>730671754
Finally a straight fucking answer.

>>730673221
Then why bring it up, you lazy fuck? Go get it.

>>730672201
>thinking it's exclusive to him, his shows and Nickelodeon
kek, it's how all of show business works kid. Suck the guy's cock and you might get a part in a show or movie. Happens the world over but the US takes it to a whole other level.

>>730670884
cx

>>730674846
christ

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Did he really banged icarly, or is it a meme? Any proof or story?

>>730678936
is she crying?

>>730678936
Kek look at her eyes, was obviously choking on Dans choad

>>730669014
Dan "If her age is on the clock then she's getting this cock" Schneider?

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>>730674536
He'd love to be in your shoes.

>>730678936
tears in her eyes, tissue in her hand. She was crying because she knew what was coming next.

>>730678936
She looks stoned.

Dan "fluff on the muff shes old enough "Schneider

>>730678936
>$180,000 per Icarly episode
>+100 episodes
>around $20M + merchandising and stuff
All the gallons of old pedo producer's semen she's had to swallow was worthy. She is set for life thanks to Dan.

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>>730673552

>>730679821

Compared to this guy, Tarantino is incredibly timid about his foot fetish.

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>>730678936
>tfw you will never fuck prime Miranda
I envy him so much.

bump for pedowood research

>>730679593
I dont think any of this is true theres always a dumb bitch that comes out with a tell all book and try to cash out on wat happend

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Dan "im gonna cum deep inside her Schneider"

This is overly retarded and should not be on 4chin
go away

>>730679053
Fucking kek

>>730679593
>$20M
Holy shit! I would fuck him for way less.