I just had to dump my girlfriend. Make me laugh /b/?

>>730661251
So you are typing this with one hand?

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>>730661251

>>730661251
"had to"
greentext it or I aint doin shit

>>730661363
OP here. Yes.

You dumped her, but you're sad enough to come to /b/ and ask us to make you laugh?

So if you're affected like this, why did you even dump her? Clearly you're having second thoughts. This is something you should consider discussing with her. Besides, you came to /b/ for a laugh? Dude, are you literally retarded? Unless you're obsessed with digs and the same stale ass jokes that have been around since 2008, you ain't getting shit.

>>730661424
OP here. Its gonna take a while but alright

>>730661430

Still got them feels 3 months after dumping mine. It's a long ride friend. I'll take a drink for ya b/ro

>>730661251
At least you didn't have to dunk her

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>Tfw I live in the US

>>730662260
sure thing Omar

>>730661251
Did you smear it all over her tits afterward?

>>730661497
If she cheated on him or did something that was an instant deal breaker, it's understandable that he could dump her (to avoid being a pushover and save some self respect) and still be sad about it.

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OP here. Here's the story /b/ros.

>go back to august 2016
>be me just a 17 year old lad
>girl that I've been friends with since we were kids has a methhead mom and is always drunk
>has nowhere else to stay
>our moms know each other
>bam she moves in before child services takes her to a foster home
>me being a 17 year old guy having a 17 year old girl living with him
>bonertown.jpg
>time goes by and we start flirting here and then
>fast forward a few months
>we have strong feelings for each other
>we admit those feelings
>we start to date
>things are normal for a while
>things are going great until literally a week ago
>her mom visits a lot but doesn't have a car so my sis has to drive her
>she's drunk all the fucking time or she's hopped up on Kentucky fried meth
>on the drive to our house to hang out her mom pulls out a fucking bottle of liquor while we are going 60 on the highway
>pastthelipsoverthegums.PNG
>we get to the house and my sis tells my mom
>mom gets mad (obviously)
>gf's mom is acting like she didn't do shit
>my mom and sis talk about it on Facebook private messages
>remember now, we have been dating for a while and I was pretty sure I loved her. Anyway
>gf logs onto moms comp without permission
>See's messages about her mom
>starts screaming at my mom that her mom didn't do shit
>obviously fucking did shit
>she threatens to kill my mom and sister after keeping her off of the streets or some methouse just because they got mad that her mom committed a crime in her car
>she starts flipping shit on me for some reason
>surprisenigga.shit
>throat punches me after telling her to calm the fuck down
>she moves out
>we break up
>I'm sad

Sorry if its not that interesting but that's the story

>>730661675
Thank you

>>730661497
sometimes you have to leave people, doesn't mean it wont hurt.

>>730662741
There was no cheating she just went batshit bananas. OP here by the way

>>730662993
You don't need crazy shit like that anon. Keep your chin up and go find some sane broad to date.

>>730663609
I don't miss her, I just miss the memories we made before she went nuts.

>>730662993
There is a real good chance that she could end up like her mother. That's a bummer story anon but sounds like it's for the best.
Nostalgia is one hell of a drug, don't let it mess with your emotions.

>>730664104
I sucks thinking that she will end up like her mom man. I've known her since we were kids.

Goddammit I asked you guys to make me laugh not go deeper in the feels

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>>730664372

pic semi related.

>>730664628
Kek'd
Thanks lad

>>730663134
>>730664372
Sorry bro, shit isn't easy to get over with when it hits so hard. Going off what I said, try to find things to occupy your mind. Whatever keeps you busy keeps you distracted. As long as I am occupied I stop thinking about her but as soon as I'm left to my own thoughts I think back to what we had. It was something... and I bet you feel the same.

>>730664979
I feel the same way my /b/rotha.

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Alright since you delivered and all...maybe this'll help you get your mind off her

>>730665234
OP here.
This is probably the best goddamn thing anyone could've sent me
I was expecting tits to cheer me up but then it made me laugh
Top kek

>>730662993
That's real fucking shitty, bro.
Honestly it sounds like it was for the best. Use this as a chance to move forward and grow with your life

>>730665616
Thanks man. It was completely out of the blue too. She was completely normal until it happened.

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>>730661251
enjoy

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Worth the read anon

It'll take roundabout 2-3 years to get over a relationship. it's been 4 years since my best friends and girlfriends died but for some it may take longer or faster. But it usually takes 2-3 years.

We don't know your life and we probably can't really help you but like anon >>730664104
said, nostalgia is really bad

OP here
I appreciate the laughs and advice guys.

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I gotchu fam.

>>730665769
then it might just be an emotional outbreak because she may have been storing anger and/or emotions she couldn't understand and she just burst it out. if that's the case, things will settle but it may or may not be for the good

>>730661251
you should be laffing hard already anon...coz U JUST HAD TO DUMP YOUR GF...so what theyllmake more.

>>730666135
>But it usually takes 2-3 years.

No it fucking doesn't. Further OP is at most an 18-year-old dipshit and possibly an underage b& so this brief fucking relationship is going to be forgotten about in like a few weeks.

>>730666501
how long does it last then, anon?

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>>730662993
It was for the best anon

>>730666501
She meant a lot more to me than you think man.

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No big loss OP. She was crazy. Would have ruined your life.

There, there, little buddy.
https://youtu.be/rVffiqQeel8

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>>730666652
Trust us OP. There be some oldfags in this bitch. Allow yourself to mourn the death of this relationship and move on. You are feeling it more because you are young. You get stronger and it becomes easier.

>>730666927
Thanks man.

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>>730662993
Ausfag here, OP me and my gf broke up a few weeks ago, for a reason that seems like nothing compared to yours, man you gotta realise youre still young and you have so much life to live, i found the first week is the hardest but it gets so much better from there, theres so many other 2 holes out there bud, it may not be the ones you built your relationship with but there are so many more deserving girls for you man, keep a positive attitude, life seems to kick you while youre down, but persever and youll be right mate :)

Alright I gotta go guys. Thanks for the keks and advice. Bye bye /b/robeans

>>730662993
anon u just saved ur ass from a lot of bullshit being shoved into your ass by dumping her. You may not laugh now but when you grow older you will laugh at how crazy you and she was.

>>730662993
To be honest, talk to her. If she was just lashing out, she's probably not crazy and was just hiking irrationally. If you really love her, save her from being like her mother. Be that gift to her life. Be strong. Don't be like these faggots. Be someone worth writing about.