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>>730644143
>no kweh introduction post
fuck off, imposter

>>730644143
kweh

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>>730644371

Pasta is rice

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>>730644657

I can't save pictures from booru by my stupid smartphone

Is it normal ?

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>>730645847

>be me
>live about 1/2 mile from anywhere
>forest everywhere
>grow the majority of my food
>mainly peppers, onions, anything spicy
>never had any fluffy herd problems
>till now
>go to garden
>huge fucking herd of maybe 10-14 fluffies
>smartie goes up to me
>standard shit
DIS FWUFFY TEWWITOWY NOW, WEEVE OR GET BIG OWIES
>starts headbutting my ankle
>this goes on for about a minute
>then one screams
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>fucker must've gotten a pepper
>starts yelling
WHY FWOOTIE HUWTIE?!
>idea.webm
>I'll tell you why
all fluffies look at me, smartie now has two toughies joining him
>tell them im a god
>a fire god
>smartie doesnt care
>keeps headbutting
>get out lighter
>get out WD40
>tell the smartie to leave
NU! DIS FWUFFY WAND NOW! WEEV OR GO FOWEVEW SWEEPIES
>deep-fry the cunt
>it screams
>toughies run away with singed hair
>smartie is fucking melting
>wont stop screaming
>most fluffies are in awe, except for the one who ate the pepper
>still screaming
>stop setting it on fire
>hold up smartie
>charred to shit
>looks like a black husk
>yell at them to fear me and run
>throw smartie at ground
>explodes
Dumping The Fire Cult, more to come

>>730645883
Hahahaha, never saw this one.

>>730645887
>look into garden
>not much damage
>one pepper gone
>look down
>shitton of foals
>atleast 15
>almost stomp them
>better idea
>land near here used to be a fluffy daycare
>keep foals in home for now
>milk n shit
>go to old daycare
>rotted as shit
>get out spraypaint
>fire colors
>red, orange, yellow
>spraypaint it to shit
>majority of daycare + outdoor region is fire-colored
>plant tomatoes, onions, anything spicy & red
except for peppers
>go back home
>foals still there
>most are just chirping
>two shat themselves
>give them more milk
>go to town
>buy wireless cameras, speakers & smoke machine
>return to old daycare
>dark as fuck
>light candles to see
>morefire.gif
>build shrine to me
>its a red star of david with a swastika on the inside
>carve words onto the shrine
OBEY TO THE FLAME
>take care of foals
>two weeks later
>foals are big now
>blindfold them
>put them in box
>carry to daycare
>dump in daycare
>lock them in
Part 2, Ch1

>>730645887
aaawwwwww hell yeah, fucking fire cult, this is comic chan 2 btw, still have your story saved

>>730646044
pretty sure im missing the beginning, but im glad you like it

>>730646081
>go home
>cameras all set up
>allgood.gif
>fluffies do fluffy shit
>eat
>shit
>fuck
>multiple months pass
>some fluffies are clearly pregnant
>time to make an announcement
>night
>turn on the speakers
>turn on smoke machines
>spooky shit yo
>do my best Malacath imitation
LISTEN, HEAR ME NOW!
>fluffies wake up
>some shit themselves
>walk to shrine
>potential smarty yells
HEY! HOO IS DAT!
>you fucking what
SILENCE, FOOL! I AM THE FIRE GOD! FOR YOUR LIVES I HAVE GUARDED YOU
>fluffies are all enticed
>except for the smartie
>name him "Sky"
>sky yells
NO U HAVENT! I GUAWD FWUFFY!
>this fucking smarty
>yell louder
I COULD'VE CRUSHED YOU LIKE A BUG WHEN YOU WERE YOUNG! LISTEN NOW!
>smartie shuts up for a change
YOU HAVE LIVED HERE IN PEACE FOR NOW, BUT I DEMAND A PAYMENT.
>green fluffy asks
wike gwassies? gwassie weal good heew!
>no
WHEN THE MOTHERS HAVE BIRTHED THEIR BABIES AND THEY HAVE GROWN, I DEMAN ALL THE BABBIES WITH RED FUR
>mothers now scared
>all begin panicking
>start running around
>nu wan give babby! babby mummahs, not mean voice!
DO IT OR I WILL SCORCH YOU ALL!
>turn off speakers
>mothers even more scared
>crying
>shitting
>waddling on their huge bellies in a circle
>one does all three
>>730646139
I fucked up in saving the next part, would you mind posting it?

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Can we get some hugbox up in this, please?

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>>730646591
sure gimme a sec

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Even if you liked fluffies, they'd be so fun to fuck with.

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>>730647097
"Do wat yu must, fwuffy awweady won."

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>>730644496
Never got why the males cries out.

>>730647707

Fuck. I hate you fucks.

King C here, asking for Chapter 2 of the Fire Cult, which sounds better, Two rival fluffy herds, or a single herd all-fearing and all-hating of the true god?

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>>730647852
Probably because they expected to have a family but the pink one's basically telling them to fuck off.

>>730646591
>one month later
>seven red ones
>very nice
>nighttime
>everyone is asleep
>put on red cape
>cover my face in red paint
>grab big stick
>set stick on fire
>walk over to daycare
>foggy as fuck
>just makes it better
>screams
>shit
>sprint like fucking Usain bolt to the daycare
>smartie is banging on door
WET SMAWTIE IN! SMAWTIE WAN IN!
>walk real slow to him
>he looks over
HEY! HOO YOU?
>grab the shit
>unlock door
>see my fluffies for the first time in four months
>look right at the smartie
I. AM. THE FIRE GOD!
>still keep up the Malacath voice
>set smartie on fire
>throw him at a tree
>ends up looking like the letter C
>my fluffies stare at me
>so this is what its like to be a god
>remind them about the sacrifice
I COME FOR THE RED ONES
>four moms come over
>each with a few red babies
>open bag
>put fluffies into the bag
>walk home
>muffled cries from the fluffies
WAN MUMMAH
LEGOO
WAAAAAA
>one shat in there
>god fucking damnit
>get home
>basement
>dump fluffies onto metal tray
>they start wriggling
>time for torture

>>730648097
sorry it took so long, need me to post the rest?

>>730648046
Instantly after fucking? I mean, I would understand that after some time.

>>730647447
I will step on the head on blue one shouting at him. FIGHT HIM THEN. WHAT HAPPENS? WHAT'S THE ISSUE FUCKING SHITRAT.

>>730648146
Thanks man, just post the rest till it hits
>strap fluffies down
I have the rest

>>730647707
Don't kill him just
Cut his no-nos
Everybody win

>>730648097
>strap fluffies down
>immense wriggling
>more crying
>more shitting
>dont care
>find baby bottle
>fill it with hot sauce
>force feed them hot sauce
>first three immediately cry
>fourth one doesnt act same
>like it fucking enjoys the stuff
>the other three also cry
>let it sit in
>the fourth fluffy is fucking chill
>not a single tear
>stage two
>grab onion
>grab lemon
>juice lemon
>juice onion
>mix two together
>go to basement
>pour the juices into their eyes
>all of them cry
>one cries less
>same one that liked the hot sauce
>fucking beast
>grab the pure capsaicin
>however you fucking spell it
>dip toothpicks into it
>sprinkle spicy stuff into noses
>they start sneezing, crying, moaning, etc
>the beast fluffy isn't hardly as hurt as the others
>superb fucking idea
>let the fluffies rest
>go back into basement
>clear shit, snot and piss out
>ask the tank fluffy
LITTLE CHILD, WHAT IS YOUR NAME?
>Grass
>shitty name
>new name
YOUR NEW NAME WILL BE HEAT
>fluffy doesnt like that
BUH MUMMAH PICK NAME HERSELF!
>meh
I DONT CARE

>>730648564
thanks man, I got it from here
>final torture part
>read online you can dye eyeballs like tattoos
>get needle
>fill with ink
>go downstairs
>test it on one
>inject eyes with ink
>ask it if it can see
Y-Y-YUS
>success
>smash its fucking head in
>do this to Heat
>looks badass
>grab some orange paint
>orange details to Heat
>looks sick
>give all three some spaghetti
>lace spaghetti with jalapeno juice
>Heat still eats it
>other two also do, but cry in the process
>next day
>fluffies are asleep, put into bag
>carried to the Daycare
>gonna call it the Church now
>Church of the Fire Cult
>fluffies are awake
>see me
>start loosing their shit
NU HAVE MORE BABBEHS!
PWEAS NO GIVE OOFSIES!
>Open bag
>let the weaker fluffies out
>hold up scorch
>pronounce him my herald
>fluffy jesus
THIS FLUFFY HAS WITHSTOOD MY TRIALS MOST FEARSOMELY. WHAT WAS ONCE GRASS IS NOW HEAT!
>heat still asleep
>all the other fluffies are in awe
>heat's mother jumps around
LET HIM GUIDE YOU IN YOUR FUTURE WHEN I CANNOT
>let heat down
>he nibbles on the grass
>leave

>>730648667
moar

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>>730648820
Kweh.

>>730648807
>look over camcorders
>all is going well
>heat is leading well
>even got them to improve the shrive
>this fucking fluffy
>months pass
>dozens of foals
>now nearing autumn
>getting colder
>too many fluffies in the church
>heat gets them to make bigger walls
>theyre made of shit bricks and sticks, but god damn
>still alot of fluffies
>new sacrifice imminent
>about 9 pregnant fluffies
>demand a new sacrifice
THREE MONTHS HAVE PASSED SINCE HEAT WAS BESTOWED UPON YOU. BUT THE TIME HAS COME FOR ANOTHER SACRIFICE
>mothers, old and new panic again
>sky still shittalks me
WE NO NEED YUU! WE HAV ME!
>im going to kill this fucking thing
SILENCE YOU PATHETIC WEAKLING! I DEMAND FROM ALL THE MOTHERS, THEIR FIRST THREE FOALS!
>mothers shit themselves of fear
>but now to make things fun
THE CHOSEN ONE, HEAT MAY SELECT THREE TO STAY WITH YOU. BUT ONLY THREE
>mothers all look at heat
>if heat's pupils were visible, they were shrinking
>mothers mob him with pleads of sparing their children

>>730648875

LOL
This one got me
Fuckk

>>730649053
>now October
>all moms have gave birth
>come to collect children in typical getup
>rainy as fuck
>see a fluffy
>not one from the Cult
>scorched ass
>black fur
>dont care
>arrive at church
>mothers all looking at me with dreary eyes
>ask which ones Heat spared
>heat waddles over
>three foals on his back
>one is pink with green mane
>one is blue with gray mane
>third is green with a shit-brown mane
>demand the rest
HEAT HAS CHOSEN HIS FOALS, AND NOW , I WILL TAKE MY FOALS
>bag filled with foals
>27 in total
>heavy as dick
>get home
>dont even bother with the tortue
>pick three
>do the same thing I did to Heat
>decor
>colored eyes
>burn the shit out of the other 24
>name the gray and purple one Ash
>yellow and green one Venom
>black and white one Oldie
>get back to church
>for fucks sake
>Sky is fucking shit up
>raping someone

>>730646081
>its a red star of david with a swastika on the inside
Got me holy fuck

>>730649255
>foals in bag asleep like before
>fluffy Sky was raping is over to the side, crying
>Heat and Sky are now fighting
>finally
>grab Sky
WHEN I FIRST FOUND YOU ALL, YOU WERE LEAD BY A SHITFACED SMARTY LIKE THIS ONE
>slaps
HEY! WET SKY DOWN OW GET BIG HUWTIES!
>drop the foal bag
>break out the lighter and WD40
HOW I DEALT WITH THAT SMARTY WAS LIKE THIS!
>walk over wall
>burn Sky
>he screams
>not as bad as the first fluffy though
>he's still alive
>one eye burnt
>hair mostly gone
>tell him to run
>he sprints away
>announce the foals
THESE FOALS OF ALL YOURS, WERE THE LUCKIEST OF ALL! THEIR NAMES SHALL BE CHANGED TO FIT THEIR NEW STATUS!
>continue with sermon
>hell is soon to come

>>730649425
>few months later
>now in January
>the Cult is doing well
>the four special ones are fine
>looking at camcorder
>spot in trees
>pair of glowing orbs
>eyes
>oh shit
>eyes disappear
>the fire must be safe
>turn on shrine
LISTEN CLOSE MY FLUFFIES!
>fluffies gather round
>mothers from October shaking
MONSTERS PROWL THESE WOODS AT NIGHT
>younger fluffies shit a little bit
>Oldie shivers
WHEN THE SUN SETS FROM NOW ON, SEEK REFUGE IN THE CHURCH.
>babbies cry
NU LIKE MUNSTAHS!
WAAAA!
>momentary havoc
>sit back
>soon all is calm again
>fluffies keep playing in snow
>nighttime
>fluffies pile into church
>various snores
>look into camcorders because bored
>more fucking eyes
>three this time
>what the fuck
>eyes stare for a while
>disappear
>gonna need to do some shit soon
>first week of february
>more fluffy fuckage
>Heat is fucking the fluffy Sky raped
>loads of new babies soon
>gonna need some more sacrifices
>night
>make spaghetti
>shitsgood.webm
>go back to camcorders
>literally dozens of eyes
>almost shit myself

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>>730648200
i mean, in some cases, sex is usually done by two fluffies that consider themselves a couple.

it's like sex after marriage.

>>730649709
>don Fire God robes
>grab Axe, Pepper Spray, WD40+Lighter, and a squirt gun full of jalapeno juice
>taste the heat
>rush to church
>hear fluffy screeches
>shit
>no wolf snarls
>no coyote howls
>just fucking fluffies
>get closer to church
>fucktons of fluffies at church
>all of them screaming
KIWW DE FIYA
DIS OWW WAND NOW, FIWE FWUFFIES!
>walk over to church to a mob of some 60 fluffies at the doors
WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS?
>black and blue fluffy look at me
>they have scorched asses
>my fucking face when its the toughies that were with the first smarty
>my fucking face when its all coming back to haunt me
>familiar voice yells
WEW KIWWING THE FIYAW
>Sky looks at me
>naked as fuck with an eyepatch made of leaves
>whip out WD40 and Lighter
MY MERCY MAY EXTEND TO SOME, BUT ALL YOU WILL RECIEVE IS DEATH
>the Cultists rush out
>Fluffy Civil War
>whip out axe
>lace with Pepper Spray
>start hacking away
>this is fucking war
>see Heat
>fighting Sky
>thefinalshowdown.jpg
>Heat shoves Sky over
>bites, Sky screams
>Heat reaches Sky's neck
>the fucker rips out his throat
>this fluffy has made me so goddamn proud
>fight continues
>the Cultists win
>only five remain, though
>Heat, Heat's Wife, and three foals
>probably his
>kneel down
>go from Malacath to Dibella
Your duty here is done, my friend. Please, come with me
>walk home with Heat's family
That church is there to this day

>>730649915
>11 years later
>take Heat with me to church
>still there
>fluffy skeletons everywhere
>have to carry him
>arthritis.gif
>let him see it one last time
>he cries
>I shed a single tear
>never forgot The Fire Cult
And that, ladies and gents, is the end of The Fire Cult
or is it?

why do i have this feeling that the asshole who keeps asking for choco porn is choco fag himself

>>730650114
good stuff but im pretty sure fluffies only live for like 5 years

>>730650214
because he probably is

Why they put chickens there?

>>730650325
because /b/ is a den of autism

>>730650285
depends on the author/artist. nothing's confirmed

we need puffy griffon on choco violence, show them what a real birdlike creature is made of

>>730644011
WHAT HAPPENS THEN

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>>730650325
Fuck if I know. I tend to go through bouts of no internet, so I don't know where it started. They never used to invade threads a year ago...then again, last summer there'd be at least 3 fluffy threads a day, so there's that, I suppose.

>>730650285
Beside >>730650436 's point, Heat won't die soon, he's a motherfucking badass.

Also, that story has the touch of the old /b/ I used to read. I wish this was draw.

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>>730650493
that's unfinished, anon.

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>>730650543

>>730650671
I feel bad because that's long as fuck. It is really worth the read?

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classic

>>730650543
>>730650285
>>730650436

http://fluffypedia.wikia.com/wiki/Fluffy_Lifecycle

>>730650671
Thank anon

>>730650114
The Fire Cult: Chapter 2
>be me
>fire god
>multiple years since anything called me that
>Heat and his wife are dead
>Foals were given to my sister
>she fucking loves them
>check camcorders out of nostalgia
>they still work
Me-Bless the people who made them
>stare for a bit
>red paint everywhere
>sad to see it in ruin
>Heat's wall decomposed
>go out
>don robes out of more nostalgia
>feel good
>walk over to church to get the shit back
>can still hear them faintly
>can still hear them well
>wait a minute
>hear more fucking fluffies
>stealth mode activated
>crouch to bush near shrine
>fluffie mom with about 4 babies nearby
>she's crying at the shrine
P-P-PWEASE HEWP FIYA MAN. PWEASE STOP OWWIES.
>listen more
SMAWTIE GIB OWWIES TO AWW US
GIVE BABBEHS SWEEPSIES
>listen more
>intriguing
>the Return of the Fire God is at hand
More soon

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>>730650772
Yes. 100% Yes. The ending is glorious.

Darth Maracas, you brilliant bastard, I hope you're doing well wherever you are.

>>730650772
definitely is. hell, i'd love to draw it if i had the chance
>>730650871
because the wikia article of a fictitious biotoy is going to change my mind.

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what in the actual fuck is this degenerate filth?

>>730651134
just throwing it in to clarify shit dude, next time i won't bother being helpful you salty asshole

>>730651213
you must be new to 4chan, if this turns your stomach then you should leave before you see something that'll make you cry

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>>730651213
see >>730647552

>>730651312
i mean, how would you help in trying to prove a point about a fictitious group of shitting rats that are nothing but illustrations and stories created by us when nobody here asked for it.

but alright, get salty. see >>730647552 cause you really need to chill

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>>730651635
all i did was link an article from a wiki, then you bit my head off, that pic applies to you more than me

now calm down or turn that aggression on choco fag

>>730650985
>hide more
>mother crying
>foal goes over
mummah? wut wong?
>mom just keeps crying
>put back on the Fire God voice
WHO SUMMONS ME?
>mother shits herself
WHO DAT?
>get a little louder
I. AM THE GOD WHO HAS SLEPT HERE FOR AGES. THE GOD WHO BURNT THE HERETICS. I. AM. THE FIRE GOD!
>arise from bushes
>mother shits more
>half of babbies cry
>other half give no fucks
>mother stutters shit
Y-Y-YOO FIRE MAN?
>goddamn these things are dumb
YES, NOW TELL ME. WHY HAVE YOU SUMMONED ME?
>mother tells tale
>apparently there's a nearby herd
>smarties rule
I SEE. AND HOW DO YOU KNOW OF THIS PLACE?
>some fluffies escaped the battle
>cultists and heretics both
>spread my good word
>mom comes from a heretic herd
>time for a dramatic entry
Cont?

>>730652020
Please do

>>730652020
yes please

>>730650871
>>730650543
>>730650285
>>730650436
King C Here, confirming that Heat infact is a badass, and thus lives way fuckin longer than the common fluffy

>>730652188
makes sense, i was just trying to clear the air with that article, besides i wouldn't appose the will of a god

>>730652323
>>730652188
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>>730652382
what are you babbling about now?

>>730652020
>tell the mom to lead me to the herd
>ten minutes away from here
>stay behind
>mother goes in
>big-ass blue fluffy goes over
HEY! WEEW YUU BEEN!
>mom
W-W-WUUKING FOW NUMMIES FOW BABBEHS!
>blue smartie
NU CAW! NU LEAV HERD, OR GET OWWIES!
>smartie kicks mom
>urged to slaughter all the heretics
>warhammer.png
>stay back
>mother waddles over to me
>tell her to stay calm
>the fire will cleanse
>go to store
>buy more fog machines, cameras, speakers
>its night now
>place them around the herd's camp
>almost wake one
>everything's all in place
>run home
>turn on shit
>turn on fog machine
>yell into mic
LISTEN NOW, WEAKLINGS!
>fused screams of all fluffies
More on the way

>>730648200

Fluffy comics are a documentary, and the events happen in real time.

What are you, a fucking retard?

bamp

Image limit bump.

>>730652800
>fluffies all scared
>smarties yell
HEY! HOO DAT!
WHEEW AW YOO?
YUU GET BIG OOFSIES!
>silence these fools
MANY A YEAR AGO I ROAMED THESE LANDS AS A SAVIOR TO SOME.
>some fluffies look up
I SHIELDED THOSE THAT JOINED ME, AND LAID WASTE TO THE HERETICS!
>smarties now clearly pissed
>multiple fluffies are now crying
NU WAN HUWTSIES
CUM OUT DUMMEH VOIS!
>the fire will prevail
>it always prevails
I AM THE FIRE GOD OF LEGEND, AND HERE TO WARN YOU.
>fluffies shit even harder
>theyre walking septic tanks with hair
>panic
I LEARNT THIS HERD HAS DEFIED MY WAYS OF LIFE AND PREFERRED THIS, PATHETIC ROUTE
>smarties take that as an insult
>start blaming it on the other fluffies close to them
IS YOO STOOPID VOICE!
GET BIG OWSIES HOOEVER DOIN DIS!
>final proclamation
IN ONE MONTHS TIME YOU MAY ACCEPT ME
>smarties are uber fucking pissed
>this shit is hilarious
THE BELIEVERS SHALL LEAVE TO MY OLD HOME, THE CHURCH OF FIRE!
>smartie asks
AN IFF WE DONT?
>scream
THEN YOU WILL BUUUURN!

bemp

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