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Beyonce uses Sperm Donor - New Thread

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Beyonce uses Sperm Donor - New Thread
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Where do we start?
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Well wikipedia's article is semi-protected
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Bump, start spreading rumors on some of her music videos, start off small
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>>730639768

I don't feel like making a noobtube account
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Let's do this yt here we come.
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Any progress yet /b/ros?
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i posted on her love drought videos
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>>730639852
Where did the fire go /b/? Pools closed? Kim Jon as Time person of the year? Anonymous?
Suck it up and let's go!
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Bumpp, post links faggots
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Start a hashtag in twitter #jayzshootsblanks
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>>730640205

We need a well formed paragraph explaining the conspiracy then a line of replies that confirm the rumors
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>>730640298
Preparing a few of my side emails I use for porn now
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>>730640063
first, comment on her latest music video saying that we heard she was donated sperm for her baby and how jayz is infertile. Then, we start hashtags like "Beyoncespermdonation" and wait until it picks up. hopefully, news outlets will pick it up
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#jayzshootsblanks
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Get something on Reddit?? I know how you guys feel about Reddit but it could work....??
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jcF5HtGvX5I
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>>730640399
Kek
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>>730640392
>>730640298
First things first, lets write the paragraph
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>>730640418
Do it
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>>730640399

ditto #jayzshootsblanks

>>730640392
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>>730640392
Alright, but how do we cover our tracks? I don't the the ol' "'twas 9gag my good gents" will work anymore
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>>730640399
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We should create a fake document or article and send it to fox news
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>>730640283
Yes, because everyone here is a twitter using normalfag
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>>730640418
Link it to up vote, or whatever reddit has as an up vote
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>>730640597
Yesssss
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>>730640283
Cunt, I don't even have a facebook
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>>730640597

Any freelance journalists in the house?
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>>730640607
>>730640681
just make a fucking twitter account (not yet, we need the paragraph)
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>>730640597
This
Send some detailed article thing to the media guys, they love this kind of shit
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>>730639413
You guys care about the dumbest shit.
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>>730640607
yeah just start making accounts a few of us can get something trending
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Lets strat with youtube, make a well written comment and link it so we can confirm and like
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>>730640795
because its funny
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>>730640795
>no fun allowed
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>>730640795

Keep reading fag. When done come an join us. We need youtube accounts and reddit accounts.
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>>730640659

Which subreddit should I link it in? I'm not familiar with Reddit?
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>>730640607
OK, just keep reposting it on /b/ where no one will ever see it. That should help spread the rumor.
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Got two music vids covered
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>>730640842
But, it's not.
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>>730640951

If your account is new and you try to post on a popular subreddit it will automatically be flagged as spammed and your comments and articles will be shadow banned. We need a reddit account with history.
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>>730640951
Is there a celeb sub Reddit?
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>>730641027

Like the fucking music video
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Someone modify wikipedia so we can screenshot it
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>>730641027
Link?
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I got reddit account like a month old idk if that's enough
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>>730641050
Yeah its a new account...
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>>730641050
Ok, i got some history
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does anyone have a well structured paragraph about the allegations yet or at least working on one?
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>>730641286
Neither, can you do it?
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pastebin it guyz

pastebin /WwPqSV8b
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>>730641286
I'd do it but I'm in a shit position, low phone battery and I'm not home with my computer rn
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>>730641153
>>730641101
>>730641027
>>730640951


Any writers in the house? We need an eloquent paragraph such as:


"I lost a lot of respect for Beyonce when after she kept secret the fact that she used a sperm donor"
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>>730641337
no
1: i don't have any persuasive writing skills, let alone ANY writing skills
2: I'm too fucking lazy
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>>730641424
If I can find time, I'll do it. I doubt this'll be a one day raid.
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>>730641424
I like it, continue
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>>730641286
I believe someone in one of the other threads mentioned working on one
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Anyone knows a celeb news yt channel or something drama-reporting thing?
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>>730641507
Pop me some ideas and I'll take notes for now /b
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>>730641549
nice, nice
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>>730641556
Drama alert
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>>730641587

In the months leading up to her unannounced pregnancy, it was widely speculated that JayZ was sterile and Beyonce would need the assistance of another for conception.
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>>730641424
The amount of retardation in that sentence is to intense to formulate a coherent paragraph.
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>>730641424
>when after
Yes, eloquent, like that.
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>>730641507

I don't have a youtube account. If someone has a youtube account post that sentance and upvote it.

Every one else replies with "yah omg lol i couldn't believe it when I found out"
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>>730641687

That's why I'm asking for volunteers.
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Post on what vid though
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>>730641834
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jcF5HtGvX5I
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>>730641682

Retardation is good. It snowballs. Specially in the youtube comment section.
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>>730641834
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUyQSKe75L4
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>>730641877
>>730641919
Just make a comment so we can like it
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>>730641783
Could take a femanazi approach to it too for extra spin

"Beyonce is such a strong woman for going for what she believed in, even when her husband wasn't able to provide. She wanted to leave an everlasting mark on the music industry, and she did. Now, she wanted to be a mother, and she made it happen on her own, just like her amazing career. I believe Beyonce is a stronger woman for using a donor, and finally being able to discuss it in public must be so liberating to her."

Some horseshit like that.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jcF5HtGvX5I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jcF5HtGvX5I
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jcF5HtGvX5I
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fuck if i didn't have finals next week i'd help write an article
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>>730642105
Perfect, post it fags
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>>730642105
This is the golden ticket
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How bout something like
"I am in possession of documented evidence that Beyonce Knowles in fact used a donor of genetic material to create the women from Destiny's Child. Make em say no no no no no, the results say yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah.
Sincerely yours, Dr. Shanamala Winslow."
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>>730642045
done
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>>730642105

ditto
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"According to allegations made by top Hollywood Fertility Specialist Vicken Shakakian, it has been wide spread that Beyonce and her husband Jayz were having difficulties conceiving children due fertility issues with Jayz."

> Something like this??
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>>730642105
alright, i'm getting it down. Ill post a rough draft soon

>>730642216
Sources? Or just anonymous?
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>>730642216
>>730642288
>>730642313
Anonymous would be better. fake sources are too easily debunked.
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Sometimes, I wonder about how society has progressed. The LGBTQ community has more rights, progressivism is now in the political mainstream, and other feats in the areas of social justice. However, society has devolved in some ways. The rise of the alt-right, internet trolls, Donald Trump's mega authoritarian power, and the dumbing down of our culture as Americans are a few areas of concern. Among these are gossip.

Recently, a private document leaked online has showed some SHOCKING results. A private email sent from Beyonce to her husband Jay-Z on December 2, 2010 that has been leaked now thanks to the Internet has revealed that Blue Ivy is not Jay-Z's offspring. In fact, it wasn't anybody close. It was an anonymous sperm donor whose details were not revealed, but in the email, the couple discussed whether it was the ethical thing to do as Blue Ivy would never have an idea who her real father was.

This story has spread online like wildfire and we here at (insert journalistic publication here) do not support this spreading of gossip. Even if it's true, we still have to have some dignity for the privacy of even the most famous, well-known, and relevant people in today's world.
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>>730642313
anon, anon
always anon
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>>730642288
I feel like it would be too easy to disprove this though. The normies would fall for it like moth to a light, but the more loyal and smarter would actually do a quick google search
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>>730642464
This.
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"Beyonce, known as a great songwriter and actress started her career as a member of the popular Destiny's Child. Since then she has come a long way to become one o the most famous and beloved pop artist nowadays. It hasn't been long since we learned from her second pregnancy and it has been an even shorter time since we learned that not only her current pregnancy but the one before it were not the result of her romance with Jay Z but in fact the resultof artificial implantation. Yes it is in fact shocking but true that Beyonce actually used a sperm donor whose identity remains unknow to create her family."
Got a start.
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>>730642526
lets forge medical records and send them to shitty news outlets that dont check their sources like Buzzfeed and CNN
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>>730642464
good good, but again with the sources. People would find whatever made up news station we make to be fake. Unless someone is willing to make a website and fake a few months worth of news?
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>>730642464

Someone give this man a Pulitzer.
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The couple do not wish to comment at the time but several friends such as James Blake have said that they can't believe this. In a tweet, James Blake said: "These are all troll lies!" with a link to a screenshot of Beyoncé's email. However, the email is most likely to be true due to other rumors that have sprouted up in the past of Jay-Z's fertility problems.
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Anyone start hashtags yet?
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i feel like im hacking into the pentagon with all these tabs open and typing stuff into different accounts lol
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>>730642464
This
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>>730642668
>>730642464
Alright i'll change it up a bit and see what i come up with, anon out for now
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>>730642883
im about to
should i make it seem like i created the account to "spill the beans"
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>>730642883
Do it
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>>730642464
Can someone suggest a catchy title for this?
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>>730642968
what #?
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Friends close to the couple also admitted months before the announcement of twins of increased tensions between them however declined to speak further of the troubles they were going through at the time.
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Gimme youtube accounts so i can like comments
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>>730642464
>it wasn't anyone close
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Fertility is no laughing matter. While few people are ever actually diagnosed with infertility, it is still a problem. We should not laugh at those who have been diagnosed with this. Jay-Z like all of us is only human.

So anyway, verification of this document is still in progress, but things look grim for the future reputation of this celebrity couple.

EDIT: We have received an email saying that there is an 80 percent chance that is true. This comes from the management team of the couple's personal life. Fertility tests are being ran now.
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>>730643059
not sure what hashtag to use that will seem legit
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>>730642136
List of vids we commented on
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>>730642816
>>730643296
Made by >>730642464
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i'll try spreading it on tumblr after original post of story
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>>730639413
I'd just like to say that I'm liking what my santanic trips starts, however, we should all keep in mind it only takes one blunder for the normies to figure out what's up so remember, think twice and consult your /b/ros before doing anything.
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What hashtag are we using?
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>>730643360
#Beyoncespermdonation
#Jayznotthefather
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>>730643484
This
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>>730643524
you got it b/ros
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>>730642955
back again, shall I include the words from our reddit and twitter espionage as sources?
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>>730641658
>>730642105
>>730642288
>>730642464
>>730642668
>>730643045
>>730643296

We have the content now we need to synthesize.

Still need a title though.
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>>730643664
Working on it anon, the wordings of some of them are a bit awkward. I'm trying to fix them
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@warren_johansen i just made this twitter
and used the hashtag
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>>730643624
depends
>>730643664
Jay-Z is what?!?! or
Beyoncé's Twin trouble
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>>730643783
Make a youtube account
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Hoes the reddit thing coming along?
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>>730643783
try not to do it until the original post goes up
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We could also try an tag scarce/keemstar on twitter
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>he aint my babies daddy
>he aint my babies daddy
>he aint my babies daddy
>hes just the sperm donor
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Beyoncemination
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(Insert Punny Title)

Beyonce, known as a great songwriter and actress. A path that started her career as a member of the popular Destiny's Child. Since then she has come a long way to become one o the most famous and beloved pop artist nowadays, in fact her music still reaches the ears of millions worldwide. It hasn't been long since we learned from her second pregnancy and it has been an even shorter time since we learned that both of her children were not the cause of a romance with Jayz.

Recently, a private document leaked online has showed some SHOCKING results. A private email sent from Beyonce to her husband Jay-Z on December 2, 2010, has been leaked now thanks to the Internet, which revealed that Blue Ivy is not Jay-Z's offspring. In fact, it wasn't anybody close. While this love is sweet and pure that Beyonce would take a donor and stay with her husband, it is still quite a shock. It was an anonymous sperm donor whose details were not revealed, but in the email, the couple discussed whether it was the ethical thing to do as Blue Ivy would never have an idea who her real father was.

Fertility is no laughing matter. While few people are ever actually diagnosed with infertility, it is still a problem. We should not laugh at those who have been diagnosed with this. Jay-Z like all of us is only human.

Verification of this document is still in progress, but things look grim for the future reputation of this celebrity couple.

this is what i got so far /b/ros
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Beyoncé: who is the baby daddy
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>>730643850
i did
chase johansen i commented on her two most recent vidoes
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>>730644024

Perfect
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Beyoncermination

Beyonce, known as a great songwriter and actress. A path that started her career as a member of the popular Destiny's Child. Since then she has come a long way to become one o the most famous and beloved pop artist nowadays, in fact her music still reaches the ears of millions worldwide. It hasn't been long since we learned from her second pregnancy and it has been an even shorter time since we learned that both of her children were not the cause of a romance with Jayz.

Recently, a private document leaked online has showed some SHOCKING results. A private email sent from Beyonce to her husband Jay-Z on December 2, 2010, has been leaked now thanks to the Internet, which revealed that Blue Ivy is not Jay-Z's offspring. In fact, it wasn't anybody close. While this love is sweet and pure that Beyonce would take a donor and stay with her husband, it is still quite a shock. It was an anonymous sperm donor whose details were not revealed, but in the email, the couple discussed whether it was the ethical thing to do as Blue Ivy would never have an idea who her real father was.

Fertility is no laughing matter. While few people are ever actually diagnosed with infertility, it is still a problem. We should not laugh at those who have been diagnosed with this. Jay-Z like all of us is only human.

Verification of this document is still in progress, but things look grim for the future reputation of this celebrity couple.

Beyoncermination it is?
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>>730643834
I like the last title personally
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>>730642883
>>730643037
>>730643474
#jayzshootsblanks
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>>730644108
Which ones?
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>>730643834
>>730644222

Beyoncermination is good for a hashtag but doesn't work as a title.

I like the suggestion Beyonce's Twin Trouble
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>>730644222
*Beyoncemination

bruh
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>>730644397
Alright but what about the text itself?
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>>730643834
I feel "Beyoncés twin problem" sounds more legitimate
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>>730644222
>>730644397
agreed

Beyoncemination sounds fake af but would make a dope hashtag
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>>730644222
Babydaddygate or Babygate?
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>>730644258
#100problems
:D
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>>730644222
Beyonce’s Twin Promblem

Beyonce, known as a great songwriter and actress. A path that started her career as a member of the popular Destiny's Child. Since then she has come a long way to become one of the most famous and beloved pop artist, in fact her music still reaches the ears of millions worldwide. It hasn't been long since we learned from her second pregnancy and it has been an even shorter time since we learned that both of her children were not the cause of a romance with Jayz.

Recently, a private document leaked online has showed some SHOCKING results. A private email sent from Beyonce to her husband Jay-Z on December 2, 2010, has been leaked now thanks to the Internet, which revealed that Blue Ivy is not Jay-Z's offspring. In fact, it wasn't anybody close. While this love is sweet and pure that Beyonce would take a donor and stay with her husband, it is still quite a surprise. It was an anonymous sperm donor whose details were not revealed, but in the email, the couple discussed whether it was the ethical thing to do as Blue Ivy would never have an idea who her real father was.

Fertility is no laughing matter. While few people are ever actually diagnosed with infertility, it is still a problem. We should not laugh at those who have been diagnosed with this. Jay-Z like all of us is only human.

Verification of this document is still in progress, but things look grim for the future reputation of this celebrity couple.


Minor edits, i gotta go /b/ros
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>>730644681
yas this is brilliant

fucking yes man
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Im seeing some youtube comments, keep it up
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>>730644706
nuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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>>730644753
i thought so :D
that will really fuck them off
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Jayz's unfruitful labour to provide happiness to Beyonce has seen the couple allegedly resort receiving sperm donations due to Jayz's infertility.

> Tried to play with words like unfruitful, labour, Maybe something like barren?
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'i got 100problems n havin kids is one'
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>>730644706
If we move to a new thread, make sure it's got plenty of "Beyonce"'s on it, ill do an ctrlF9 search and return later
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>>730645019
Fucking perfect!!!

Absolutely based!!
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>>730645019
Fucking nice
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>>730645019
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>>730645019
should we tweet this?
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>>730645019
Fucking clean, looks legit
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>>730645019
gggg niggers lets get spreading this
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>>730645019
Let's get fucking busy!!
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>>730645019
Wait it still says (insert publication journal) on it!!!
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Remove publication journalist!! Don't spread uet
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>>730645366
O SHIT
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>>730645366
Holy shit..I'm such a retard!!I'll fix it in a minute..
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>>730645540
Better to see it now than later. Can't let normies find out!!
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>>730645540
Phew could have been ruined
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>>730645366
FUCK CEASE FIRE
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>>730645540
gg haha
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Got this
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someone with an ok looking emial should email tmz saying something about this
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>>730640575
Reddit did it or a liberal Facebook group. He'll maybe even 7chan
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>>730645019
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>>730645735
No don't spread it yet, it has a typo
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>>730645640
idk, would she really discuss something like that over text?
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I'll post on reddit at /r/celebrities with the picture
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>>730645840
Agree should be something more formal like email
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>>730645846
Post link to here so we can bump it
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>>730645846
wait until the typo is fixed bruh
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>>730645019
>>730645540
Do a full checkup anons
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>>730645846
NOT YET ITS GOT SOMETHING WRONG WITH IT U RETARDS
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>>730645846
Ye don't forget to line
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>>730645846

Post link. It's really easy to create an account for upvotes without being flagged or blocked.
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Here is fox news mail: [email protected]
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*shown some shocking, not showed
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>>730646133
>>730645948
fuck
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>>730646025
How easy is it to contact them, like should we all send it for bigger chance of them seeing it, or just one of us send it
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>>730646133
Bump.

keep checking for errors just in case
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>>730646133
Got it anything else?
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>>730646025
>>730646201
Nope that's for feedback use this: [email protected] [email protected]
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So is the pic safe for reddit? full check?, i can't find anything
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>>730646244
>>730646284
Not that I can tell, but I'm high as fuck rn so
Also, if we can get a copy of the email, if even a heavily redacted version that would help sell.
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>>730646284
Maybe I'm being pedantic but do you think the LGBTQ needs to be LGBTQIA+ ? Just for some more added authenticity?
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Also fox news twitter: @foxnews
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>>730646413
>>730646413
>>730645904
We need an email, probably a censored one and a clean one? Idk. But it needs to leak elsewhere, not the same places as the story screenshot.
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>>730646490
agree especially if we want these tumblr cucks to spread it like the plague
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>>730646133
>>730646183
>>730646244
>>730646413
>>730646413
>>730646490
Hope it's clean now.
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This fucking perfect, great job anons
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>>730646870
should we update the time?
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>>730646870
Looks good to me.
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>>730647015
Yea should probably do that
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quick rundown pls?
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>>730646870
Never know who her real father is"

instead of

never have an idea of who her father is"
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>>730647274
>>730647109
>>730647015


I'm ready to post this on Reddit. Is it getting edited again?
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>>730647404
Depends if the creator wants to edit again.

If you do post, link so we can bump it
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>>730647404
Yep.Pls wait..
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Relevant?
http://zeenews.india.com/people/beyonces-father-mathew-knowles-didnt-know-of-her-pregnancy_1973429.html
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>>730647274
These are idiot journalists, anon who got a degree in Journalism and were thinking about spending their time reporting on useful things., but due to money and the high competition to be a journalist for a major news source, settled for TMZ.

Either that or they just love gossip and have the intelligence of a Kardashian with Level 2 Down Syndrome.
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>>730647585
>>730647404
>>730647522

Ok, Not posting yet. I'm standing by.
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should we start commenting on trending videos on youtube not just her vids?
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At any given time I'm running 20 fake Facebook pages. May I be of assistance. Yes I have a life there all bots.
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>>730647736

Yes, post links on videos. There already some comments drafted if you are not feeling creative.
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>>730647736
Ya I'm bout to start commenting
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>>730647754
that would be awesome i think
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>>730647839
whats the link?
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>>730647736
Not a bad idea
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>>730647863
I'm just going to start posting what's already made. I'll tag everything. And like it across the board. That's 30000 freinds lol
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I need a link to send people to
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>>730647678
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waiting to engage sir
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>>730648386
So we ready or should we do one final check
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>>730648386
>>730648251
>>730648234
>>730648181


Hey Fags, this is my account. Give me karma so I can post faster.
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>>730648386
Looks great mate!! Has my approval.
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>>730648537

Forgot to add link. Give me karma so I can upvote faster.

https://www.reddit.com/user/BrokenPotatoHymen/
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>>730648594
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>>730648594
Upvoted on two accounts
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>>730648594
On it
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Wow, three whole tweets (two from 2011)
Le epic troll CD
God, I hate nu/b/
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>>730648944
Yeah thanks for tweeting
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Blank bump
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Get in here faggits. Its on.

https://www.reddit.com/message/unread/
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So how soon we gone starting posting
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>>730649226

Wrong link.

Submission:

https://www.reddit.com/r/beyonce/comments/67sxdi/beyonc%C3%A9_used_anonymous_sperm_donor/
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>>730649287
Bumperoo
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>>730649287
What comment would seem legit?
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>>730649473
Not sure, this isn't the most active of subreddits
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Also post on /r/celebrities
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>>730649609
and tumblr the fangirls will go crazy
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I just seen a newspaper with some headline of "1 in 8 americans are infertile" or some shit along those lines. can anyone confirm this?! we could use this story/study to our advantage!
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Yo don't forget to upvote the posts
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>>730642105
This is actually going to fucking work holy nigger shit
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>>730649956
Idk maybe to late since we starting posting it, but we can include in comments to make it sound believable
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>>730650107
Someone posted it? Lol
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>>730650254
yeah haha
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>>730650254
>>730650238
>>730650038
>>730649609

https://www.reddit.com/user/BrokenPotatoHymen/

GIVE ME KARMA

There's two submissions
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>>730650254
on the reddit, yeah
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Anyone posted on tumblr yet?
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Need more redditors anons...
Get your asses in here : https://www.reddit.com/r/beyonce/comments/67sxdi/beyoncé_used_anonymous_sperm_donor/
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>>730650695
>>730650569
>>730650575

GUYS MAKING A REDDIT ACCOUNT IS SUPER FUCKING EASY
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>>730650695
Bump! I've done both on two accounts for /r/celebrities and /r/beyonce
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why the fuck is it telling me i gotta wait 8 minutes before i can post again? is this normal? ive never used reddit before
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>>730651143
Idk lol i never post
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>>730651143
>>730651292


you need karma, post your account and we can upvote to give you karma, you will be able to post faster
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>>730651143
you think anyone here has?
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>>730651341
>https://www.reddit.com/user/DrRandyBobandy/
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i tweeted to her twitter with the hashtag go and like it
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Downvote the naysayers
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Bump my comments

https://www.reddit.com/user/Who_Is_This_4Chin/
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@warren_johansen
that is the twitter i used
retweet like do what ever to get attention
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>>730651910
Don't comment on the post with a username like this, it'll be too obvious you moron
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how do you 'give karma'
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>>730652052
yeah why would you use that name
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>>730651910
you are so fucking obvious change your name
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>>730651804
Fucking whiteknight
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>>730652197
Fuck off Randy Bobandy, but you're right though
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>>730652479
he is a fuckin cuck
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>>730652479
dont you get how reddit works you fucking cuck? Downvote people that go against the narrative
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This is way more fun than i remembered
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>>730652707
Yeah, me too. Been awhile. Last time I had this much fun was Jessica Slaughter
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Downvote every fucking white knight you come across
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HOLY FUCKING SHIT RANDY CHANGE YOUR GOD DAMN NAME YOU CUCK
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>>730652945
lul why? whats wrong with randy bobandy?
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>>730653025
You keep posting over and over again, its about to get obvious its bullshit
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>>730653176
nigga please
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>>730653240
Dont nigga me faggot, use a hard R
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>>730646347
Don't forget to e-mail it to fox news
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>>730652197
>>730653332
>>730653240
>>730653176
>>730653025
>>730652945

EVERYBODY FOCUS WE ARE LOOSING STEAM.

WHAT IS THE STATUS ON THE TWITTER FRONT?
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>>730653332
u foken wot m7
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We need to keep running with the Ivy blue shit narrative
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>>730645661
That'll get it killed quick until it spreads a little more. Hold your fire, for now.
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Guys don't forget to subscribe to the Beyonce subreddit to make it look more natural for any snoopers trying to debunk this!
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>>730653464
shit bois he's right, we cant all focus on reddit
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>>730652201
Fuck off you fucking greasy gravy shit whale
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>>730643025
99 problems and my cum is one
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>>730653510
>>730653464
>>730653548
agreed
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>>730653548
good idea i never used reddit before seems so wierd to me honestly lol
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I'm actually proud of /b/ today
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are we about to hit limit here?
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>>730653818
same here /b/ro
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>>730653464
So much noise in here motherfucking noobs can't even focus. This used to be fun.
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>>730653818
Ya that was me with 4chan, was so confused first time using it, finally got the hang of it doe
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>>730641424
"I have 99 problems but your sperm isn't one of them"
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Stop fighting /b/ros! This shit will get nowhere with that! Whatever happened to the days when the spams went without being organized? One anon said something and the rest would follow for the glory of /b! Get your shit together, like the subreddit then tweet on twitter
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>>730653912
start a new thread, we should be more hopping and cryptic, prevent reddit snoopers
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bump to get it to top page to recruit more ppl
>>730654003
very good point
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>>730654003
yeah seriously this shit is gold dont fuck it up
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Chatzy.com/22268163604777
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>>730654003
LETS DOOOO RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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How's it going on twitter??
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We need to hit up some bigger subreddits, but not to big they'll debunk us
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>>730654003
FOR /b/ MY NEGROIDERs
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>>730654171
you guys need to jump on twitter and like and retweet i can only do so much
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Cool it with the people resenting it on the reddit guys, gonna t real suspicious if everyone is agreeing its true then anyone who disagrees ts fucked up the ass, a few other people reply to him saying you're unsure if you can believe it urself
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somebody needs to get another thread going. not me though. im too fucking busy with twitter n shit
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>>730654308
whats your twitter?
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>>730654297
ok got it
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http://us20.chatzy.com/22268163604777
Get in here faggots and ill post more of her
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>>730654111
Get in here.
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>>730654403
https://twitter.com/s_c_
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/b/ros start a new thread with this image >>730648386
on OP
Thread posts: 308
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