ITT : Things only British people understand

was mint

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RR

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>>730614255
Do you have a rubber?
> Britbong response:Sure gov'ner, made a mistake?
> Ameritard response: Get an abortion instead, baby girl.

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I guess it was never exported outside these shores

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>>730614255

>>730614255

Welsh accents

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>>730614255

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>>730615404
Look up the stats, Americans have shit teeth as well as being fat fuckers!

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Leave it out you slag

>>730615273
Sir......That is fucking genius

>>730614255
Bad teeth

>>730615180
nopes. it was aired (at least) on Spain

>>730615877
Chill the fuck out Wallace, at least we that shit out when it gets all nasy rather than slathering each other's tooth gaps

>>730615404
Kek, nice! This is %100 accurate. This will trigger the rock biters as well. Truth hurts

>>730619039

Look at

>>730615877

>>730619158
Our country isnt majority obese you putrid faggots

>>730615877
Yes, and this site is reliable. (If you can't tell I am being sarcastic)

>>730618268
Kekkles

>>730619345
Can you defend yourself from "Hazeez the well respected Muslim man?"
Shut your gangly, fucked up mouth

>>730619270
Let me guess, this site is British? You or are gullible. Anyways, us Canadians are perfect in every way. Americans are fags, but the British win by far. Now go drink tea like a bitch.

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>>730614709
Oh yeah!

>>730619663
>Canadians are perfect in every way

chinks aren't perfect.

>>730619345
>>730619605
>>730619158
You all are faggots

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Want that one

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I actually think a lot of brits struggle with wtf is happening here.
As someone who use's it near daily, it's really not hard and it seldom ever stops

Milk first

How to avoid a dentist.

>>730618336
Arrgghhh, they're the wrong way round.....!!!!!!

>>730617875
Memories

>>730619663
Canada is England's bitch.
Your queen will hopefully die soon.

>>730621165
No wonder y'all are always eating curry

>>730615097
classic mark

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He's not fucking funny at all.

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In Tubbs voice

>>730616710
The future came too soon

>>730621369

I always found him a bit hit or miss

>>730614255
I me the chuckle brothers in a bar in Aberdeen! Got steaming with them, that was a fun night

>>730614255

I....i had forgotten all about them

>>730621531
Poofter eh?

>>730621779
How old was you?

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>>730621531

>>730621863
You heard the man Tubbs!...Take your clothes off

>>730621695
Nah, blokes always been a cunt.

>>730621907
It was about 5years ago now so I was 20

>>730615097
I changed the order. I'm done sharing rice with you

>>730621531
I was in a war, you know?

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For all you old bastard s

>>730622405
Gone are the days of page 3....

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>>730621531

>>730622248
Twelvety

>>730621165
please explain wat this

>>730614382
basically how europe is right now. So glad we're getting out let's just hope the EU doesn't manage to fuck us over.

If Le Pen wins then I think we'll be pretty golden.

>>730621779
To me. To you

>>730622813
Yeah mate, happens all the time down the road

>>730621965
>hello dave

as a foreigner, explain to me, was this popular in all of britain or was it just with a certain sect of people?

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>>730622767
If you need to ask then fuck off

>>730622666
there is nothing for 4chan here.

>>730622666
Satan trips.

>>730623058
>You're my wife now Dave

>>730621531
my favourite show ever. fucking love it. "In this house we do not use the f' word!".

>>730623458
YOU MAY GIVE A TOAD A WART BUT A TOAD MAY NEVER GIVE A WART TO YOU

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>>730621369
That's something everyone understands. Here's one only Brits understand: the terry cloth onesy. Cheers faggots

>>730614255
>I COULDN'T care less

Fucking yanks and their shit grammar.

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Who doesn't love a nice faggot

>>730622767
pie and liquor

>>730623058
Britfag here that thought it was complete shite.

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that'll dink dank do for paddy

>>730623745
I can see the pie and the fish and the mash, but what the hell is the green stuff? i dont care if you call it liquor just tell me what it actually is made out of

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>>730623637
Let's not forget other fashionable British men's selections. Only for serious gentlemen.

>>730623780
You must be mistaken. Are you are you aren't from the middle east?

>>730623883
Parsley

>>730617066
Stop culturally appropriating Precious you fucking bitchass crackers

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cheese

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>>730623745
Incorrect, it is a parsley sauce.

>>730624047
we've forgotten the crackers!

>>730619999
Are we just going to ignore these quads of truth?

>>730623993
The Guardian is in fact, British.

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peppa pissin pig

*Nods*

'Alright?'

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>>730624082
init

>>730624134
you not had a parmo mate?

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>>730620137

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bit old but 10 free points to anyone who remembers this fucking gem

>>730618268
Too soon

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A light lunch north of the border

>>730624311
Pop, Dick & Harry

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oi oi

>>730614255
>Mum what times tea going?
>Oh for fucks sake shes got that shite asda pizza thought we was getting a dominos

>Lends a quid for a 99 from the icey will ya?
>ffs don't want a choc ice

>>730624195
>parmo
I don't pronounce "TH" as "F" so probably not.

>>730624419
MAAAAAAATE
and fucking colonel blink as well
gerrin son

>>730614255
How to lose the revolutionary war

>>730624534
Queen of milfs

>>730624477
missing out you kid

>>730624414
This and the American Dennis The Menace were both released March 1951, fun fact

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I see your pie and raise you jellied eels

>>730624662
RIP Tony <3

>>730624730
IT'S ME, THE HEAD

>>730624662
And now to the gallery....

>>730624672
Fucking hell that takes me back

>>730615877
American here. Parents spent a lot on braces. Beautiful teeth.

>>730624653
There was jellied eels on the side, faggot use your eyes!

>>730624606

I'd rather have a bit of Steps

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>>730624805

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>>730624672
Not in my day pal!

>>730624864
I tried to think back as far as i could

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>>730624920
Beet me to it

>>730624890
Don't want to go to abroad because my teeth are god awful and I'll stand out

Too poor to afford braces

>>730624890
You had to pay? What a fgt.

Anybody remember "Why Don't You"?

>>730619791
Who?

>>730624984
Remember that annoying car? brum or some shit. And that bitch in the airplane

>>730624770
Hottest chef of all time. Love those milf tits

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Reginald Perrin

>>730625079
Turn off 4chan and do something else instead

>>730625142
Shame she looks like russell brand

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https://youtu.be/UtdHN0Rc7ck

>>730625111
Racheal Riley you saracen.

Also checked.

>>730625142
Aye. I'd love a little coked up session with her.

>>730625142
thats the only reason she's on tv

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>>730625121

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>he always did have an inflated opinion of himself

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BRIAN FUCKING BLESSED

>>730625266
"I hear you're a racist now, Father"

>>730625450
Love his voice. Better than that freeman prick

>>730625450
GORDON'S ALIIIIIVE?!?!?!?!?!

>>730614382
Why are the Tories and Labourers raping a little boy? I am not British.

>>730625567
huh?

>>730625671
Morgan freeman

>>730625608
Labour is getting sucked off by a little girl.

>>730614255
bad food

>>730621369
I honestly think he is the funniest thing that ever happened to showbiznis

>>730625712
special patrol group?

>>730625795
what's he got to do with Brian Blessed?

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>>730625871
Only in The Office. The rest of his work is try hard shit

>>730625943
Dan!

>>730625929
Put 2 and 2 together pal. Both got good voices and I'm saying Blessed has the better one. Not rocket science

>>730625991
what about Derek?

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https://youtu.be/UAhcbXeKJ3Y

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Drink Feck Girls

>>730626087
Derek was alright. Gonna vouch for extras being his best work. The les dennis skit had me in tears

https://youtu.be/7dg2rLQYJCg

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>There's tree an a 'alf fookin million unemployed out there
>White white, give me ya pud pud
>Fookin get them ya paki bastard

>>730619791
That's not real, you silly cunt. That's the queen on the numbers and queen of my wank bank

>>730625712

Fuck man I used to watch that at school. You must be an old git like me

>>730624461
ahh, before he saw that ghost and his hair turned white

>>730619251
>rock biters
?
>%100
100% retard

>>730621031
How would you know? I've never known which is which.

>>730621301
Yes you legend

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>>730614255
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AE1rUqecfA0

>>730626264
Scared the shit out of me as a kid

>>730626387
Ayy white boi. Gimmie ya pud pud

I will slay you where you stand you filthy paki cunt

And clean the place up it fucking stinks of curry, fuckin stin- REEKS of the fucking shit

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>>730626403
I know it's not real, idiot. That's no reason not to post it.

>>730626254
ahaha this was a crease like
i loved ste merchant in this though.. for some reason i can't find the full outtakes on youtube

>>730619663
>British are little bitches
>British monarch is Canada's head of state

You are our bitch you Maple sauce guzzling spastic.

>>730626387
fuck me '86 - '90 got proper depressing like

>>730614709
Give me Suzy Dent over her anyday

>>730626524
Ant and Dec in that order they always stand with ant on the viewers left and Dec the right.

>>730626264
I had forgotten that this existed, and I was very happy about that

>>730626554
What is it?

>>730626634
Fave ste merchant bit was when ricky was giving the big brother speech and ste thought it was directed at him and started crying happy tears

At the end of this http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3untr_extras-celebrity-big-brother_fun

>>730614255
the Brexit

>>730625608

Because half of our politicians are paedos. UKIP are an alliance between disgraced Tories and the National Front. As far as I know I think the Greens and Lib Dems are the only ones not to have diddled kids (that we know of).

Anyone fancy a cheaky Nando's?

>>730626779
I bet she's a right dirty shag. It's always the quiet ones.

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Don't lie you know who it is

>>730626997
The lib dens have dappled in paedophilia. Look at Cyril Smith

>>730622813
Basically how London is now!

>>730624412
Marks and Spencers

>>730627112
Yeah, he's a professional copyright troll.

>>730627040
EXactly

>>730627162

Thought so. Tbh it's just a matter of who hides it best rather than if any party is innocent.

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Ello you cunt.

>>730626922
ahaha, i need to rewatch extras man

>>730626874
From a kids show called jigsaw if I remember

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What does he love?

>>730625943
No thank you. I don't want to a part of your sex festival.

>>730627363
Mash potato and anal.

>>730625923
Correct... from The Young Ones

>>730627363
MASH!

>>730627363
Ah, Bodger. He's a raging alcoholic now. Often see him around Brighton.

>>730627330

>these were on offer in Morrisons a couple months back
>bought fucking loads of them and filled my freezer
>finally got round to scoffing the lot in one day

No regrets.

>>730624730
Art Attack was big in Canada. One of my childhood favourites

>>730627513
I'm weirdly proud i remember that small detail.

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The nation's sweetheart (for about a week).

>>730618923
fuck this absolute fucking drivel

>>730615097
Peep Show is probably my favorite show ever. I'm not even British.

>>730615877
Tooth condition is fine in the UK overall. The stereotype comes from the fact that Brits don't waste money on orthidontia very often.

>>730625245
SHEEEIT

>>730624730

His band is actually pretty good!

>>730627533
Not the hero we deserve... but the hero we needed.

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>>730627719

>>730627753
He was never quite right after the quad.

>>730624816

Quaaaavers, pick yer bum and taste the flaaaavours!

>>730627857
did he give Freddie aids?

>>730627962
Probably

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>>730627856
Kek. Recently went back and watched the first season. When Mark didn't know if he was gay or not for that black dude. Fucking lulz

>>730625397

Look up
Look down
Look all around

Fucking hell I hear it like yesterday.

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I'm a fucking monster.

>>730622666
I fucking live near there.

>>730625532

Feckin' Greeks, THEY INVENTED GAYNESS!

>>730626533
going back, i loved watching his shit. so funny!!!

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>>730627856
I love Peep Show

>>730628027
Johnson lets him do the gears.
Brilliant.

Christmas Roasties!!!!

>>730627737
I always thought it came from the fact that a few decades ago, dentistry in the UK was indeed absolute garbage, and is why many over 50's have what one would consider stereotypical British teeth. Then it caught up with the rest of the world, and now it's decent.

>>730628277
Haha that show was not stop laughs

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>Good luck, everyone.

>>730628071
kill yourself. You dont deserve to live.

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>>730614255
being ugly? bad teeth? men have whiney womens voices? Butcher the english language on a daily basis?

>>730628196
I've seen every episode of it and still don't know if his name was Super Hans or Super Hands

>>730628443
Dads Army.

>>730628506
It is Super Hans

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>>730628443

>>730628443
the feels

>>730628604
Thanks mate

>>730628550
emmigrate yourself

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Remember this.........Well go to bed you sad old fucker

>>730614382
That picture is fear mongering, but that girl getting raped in the middle is hot. More of her?

>>730624920
>right in the childhood

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>>730628663

>>730625245
Be safe. Be seen.

>>730628443
Loved that show! That was a great ending. Series 3 is my favorite though.

>>730625245
FUUUUUUUUUUU

>>730628703
I came over here to steal your jobs.

>>730628934
you bastard...

>>730628884
Ah the morning after he DIDN'T snog that uni girl. Man what the fuck. Yet another classic episode tho.

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>>730629000
Nice trips

>>730629061
he fucks her twice in a toilet so its all good in the end

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10 minute free views as a kid

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"Get back ya bastard! I'll break ya legs!"

>>730628506
its simon

>>730615877
The fact that filled teeth is a part of that statistic only reinforces my belief that brits have bad teeth.

>>730629171
welcome to the phoenix club!

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i know this is american so it might not count, but this were on bbc allt time when i were growing up

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>>730629061
I identify with Mark more than anyone else on the show.

>>730629278
"What door d'ya want me on toni-"
"Sod off!"

>>730629144
This is true. At first I was surprised that Jeremy even went to that uni but then not really. His banter is top notch and you can tell he's smart but is just a class A fuck up. K I'm gonna have to go and watch that show again

>>730629358
Mark is the unspoken feelings of every single working man incarnate

>>730615180
This was aired in Estonia, even, early 1990s.

>>730629469
OOOOOH... NASTY.

>>730614255
To me
To you
To me
To you
To me
To you
To me
To you
To me
To you
To me
To you
To me
To you
To me
To you
To me
To you
To me
To you
To me
To you
To me
To you


Oh dear
Oh dear oh dear
Oh dear oh dear oh dear

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>>730629164
YES. Hoping to dear lord that Laura Jones would be on...

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>>730629358
I feel equal part Mark and Jez.

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>>730629514
I totally agree, including socially awkward sideliners

>>730629469
I used to fucking love Knightmare.

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Holly or Fern?

>>730629677
I have the personality of mark but the lack of commitment and fuckupery of jez

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>>730629677
I still think I'm more Mark personally

>>730629851
Fucking kek

>>730629792
Holly every fucking day. She i prime breeding stock. I'd rather not get lodged in one of Ferns nostrils.

>>730629851
My friend said I'm the spitting image of David Mitchell with a similar personality to his character in Peep Show and honestly I'm not sure how to feel about that.

>>730629985
>spitting image

If we weren't about to 404, you would have to post a pic. You know that right?

I've really enjoyed this thread, fellas

>>730630176
Me too fella

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>>730630101
mutha fucker. was just about to post this

>>730630269
Me three fella(s)

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>>730629851
I say retarded shit and totally understand Jez's retard logic.

>>730630269

'Cheers mate, inna bit'

>>730630176
same here, until next time my mate