Alone at my coworkers desk. Which objects should i touch with my dick?

your mouth

your nose

>>730608842
>Security cameras
Good job getting fired degenerate.

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Ok... Let me clarify this for all the dumb people.

Which object on her desk should i touch with my dick?

retard

>>730609110
There isn't one in the whole building. As the securitys won't catch me this is safe

place balls on desk
bend dick around to touch balls

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>>730609273

>>730608842
why does your dick look like one of those old krabby patty gummy snacks? Stop being a fuckin weirdo and rubbing your infected dick on everything she could get herpes or something

>>730608842
Is this entertainment for you?

>>730608842
Touch the

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>>730609363
Ah...You got me. Shouldn't bang two different hookers every night.

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PENIS HIS PENCILS LULE

wait til your coworker is at her desk and touch her with it

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>>730609436

Her computer screen

>>730609500
So i need to wait until tomorrow. I'm horny right now

>>730609595
Thank you, I'm pleased.

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>>730609642

>>730609675
You're welcome

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>>730609595
Pull this up on a computer or something and cock tribute her. shit's hot as fuck.

>>730609900
That eyebrows and annoyment. Wouldn't bang her if she laid naked on this floor.

>>730609744
Get pic of her up on PC screen and tribute it

mache alles: office edition

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Security will start their work in 12 minutes. Don't like to get caught. Need to hurry up.

>>730610105
Jaa. Ist mein Englisch echt so scheiße?

>>730610081
Sorry. No tribute worthy pic available.

I would say rub your balls on her phone and maybe rub all her pencils and pens there too

>>730610264
did you just assume my nationality?

>>730610306
Pfff. No. Only got a 13cm dick. Doesn't work for all sizes of ass

>>730610390
No i didn't. But it seems that i just revealed it.

wichs in ihr wasser

>>730610207
isn there something on her desk she takes in her mouth, like a open Bottle?

Post a photo of your coworker

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>>730610320

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>>730610370
>>730610390

>>730610518
it sounded like you were speaking nazi so i assumed that's what it was.

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>>730610601
>>730610529

touch her mouse

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>>730610820

>>730609900
those eyebrows are fucking bad

>>730610752
Jawohl

On any drawer handles

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>>730610872

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>>730610977
Any...Oh no....

>>730610729
at least get a boner you disrespectful peice of shit

Security will start their patrol now. Like to see me pissing in her sink?

>>730611143
Piece

>>730610898
i hope you have stds

>>730611169
GOGOGO

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>>730611259

>>730611238
No sorry

>>730611361
Mission fucking accomplished. Post pics of her reaction?

What the hell did this bitch do to you to compel you to rub your dick all over her office supplies?

>>730611489
She will be at work again tomorrow. Hopefully she doesn't recognise what happened.

>>730611496
Nothing. Just a mood.

masturbate on a piece on some file and leave it like that

cum into her handcream or something like that!

>>730611757
>>730611877
Sry. Need to leave

Leave some smegma on the lip of that bottle or her mouse.

take a dump and put some on her mouse

>>730608842
what the fuck man ha

Pic of co-worker?

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>>730608842
Your nose

>>730612090
did someone find out?

>>730614236
No. But they start their work randomly so one can't predict when they will show up. And i don't wanna get caught fucking my co-workers phone.