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roast me and i'll post tits with timestamp

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roast me and i'll post tits with timestamp
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>>730608361
ur gay lol
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What tits? You look flat as a board
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you look like a child fuck off fucking jeil bat
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trap right?
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Your hairline is receding quicker than my penis
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>>730608361
Who cares about the plastic mantits of some trap with caterpillars for eyebrows?
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>>730608660
good one this
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Your cute, I merry you yes?
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>>730608361
We could park a few airplanes on your forehead, and we would still have some spare space
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Can kids get in trouble for posting " cheese pizza" of themselves?
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I bet you have hairy tits
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>>730608361
Your dick probably isn't longer than 3 or 4 inches.
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>>730609101

Those breasts are...disappointing.
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>>730609101
Omggg
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Nasty tits. Please dont share anymore. For real though. Dont.
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>>730609101
why should we try harder if you just proved your ugly.
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>>730608361
You look like a mentally retarded middle schooler who plays with her drool and can't wipe her own ass
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>>730608651
100% roasted!!

here you go!
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your eyes are beautiful
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>>730609101
you have the face of a 12 yo and the tits of a 45yo housewife with 5 kids wtf. Post timestamp or bullshit
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>>730609339
kek. Dead on.
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>>730608361
is't this the girl who hung herself just a few months ago?
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>>730609101
Wow so fucking fake. Wearing a different shirt and everything. Timestamp or GTFO bitch.
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>>730608361
Maybe you should spend some more time at your easy-bake oven getting tanned.
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>>730609339

b-but here in the D-Designated Shitting Street noone ever wiped !!!
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>>730609101
wow, you just turn me into gay porn
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>>730609101
wheres your belly button whore
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>>730608361
Who knows you might be able to make as much money as a man with that face.

.76/10
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>>730609645
7.6/10 dumbass
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>>730608361
>actually deleted the pic of her tits
You're more of an insecure bitch than I thought
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>>730609101
Wow... I mean they are big but they are a little disappointing to me anyway
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>>730609706
that seems like too much if you ask me
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>>730608361
you look like Maisie

pic very related
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>>730609878
yeah for her maybe.
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cant show tits if you don't got any, you look 12
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>>730610119
Oh snap
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>>730609739
Anyone save the pic? Repost!
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>>730608361
Missed the tits. Will 5head repost?
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>>730608361
Looks like someone rolled over your nose with a steam roller
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>>730608361
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You don't want to be roasted. You want attention. Your reward centre have been conditioned by social media to only crave the attention of others. The fact that you know that your looks is the only thing that can ever get you attention is sad at best. You probably know deep down that you indeed are like the other girls and that's why you stoop so low that you whore yourself out for attention like this at the most pathetic place on the Internet.

Try to read a book and you'll see. You will give up before you read the first chapter and make up a plethora of excuses to justify your behaviour. Then you'll go to your social media to get a fix of attention to make you feel good again.
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>>730608361
Tits and i will
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>>730608361
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>>730609612
>>730609566
>>730609205
>>730609214
Repost the pic.
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>>730609739
> Hay /b/ roast me
> Gets offended

She's probably a fucking feminist as well
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>>730610781
no, because you wouldn't get a boner with it
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>>730610886
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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I am pretty sure this is the 13 year old girl that killed herself a few months back, and OP is a faggot.
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>>730610886
Still, tits.
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>>730611081
umm, no
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>>730608361

Your fingers are showing the number of family members that you've allowed to molest you so far
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>>730609017
Ooh, I hope she does.
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>>730609612
>>730609566
>>730609205
Repost the pic
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>>730611300
this
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Op will fail to deliver. Just like when she was giving birth to a piece of crap
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>>730608361
Hey OP,

Hows you day going so far?
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>>730608361
I would even let my dog fuck you
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>>730608361

Stimpy, is that you?
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You're all taking the fucking bait.
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>>730610781
>>730611482
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>>730609101
>>730611482
Not OP's tits... confirmed.
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>>730611702
bullshit her tits are as big as "OP's" head
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>>730611702
fuck I'm so hard
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>>730611702
stamp
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>>730611822
why would that mean they aren't hers? You're autistic
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>>730611482

''boobies!''
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>>730611702
Timestamp or kys
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>>730611886
not op
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OP just wants to watch the world burn
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>>730611702
Those are some fine titties, but the picture quality is shit tier.
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Stamp
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>>730611888
Wow. This guy.
Do you really believe this shit is real?
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>>730611482
>>730611702
>>730611903
Yay Boobies!
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>>730611968
you dont say thats why i ask 4 stamp
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>>730608361
>roast me and i'll post tits with timestamp
If sesame Street had a muppet with daddy issues, it would be you.
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Tits or gtfo!
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>>730612099
>>730611702

Same nipples! Same Boobies!
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>>730611702
Anyone else hard as fuck over these? I don't give a fuck if its OP
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>>730612099
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>>730608361
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>>730612384
didnt you see better then this ?
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>>730608361
Your hair is pretty thin which proceeds me to believe you're trailer trash
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>>730612424
Got one that's not made for ants ?
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>>730612677
here bro
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>>730612827
Screen Shot 2017-04-26
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>>730612677
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>>730608361
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