Is Disney Land as great as people say it is?

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Yes, but it really depends on the person. I'm fairly easy going so the large crowds or potentially long lines don't deter me. I personally love Disneyland and have had an annual pass for 2 and 1/2 years now. I go weekly, sometimes for hours, other times just to get on one ride on my way home. I buy pins and coffee mugs and sometimes I'll pop in for lunch or some shit. Usually, I bring snacks lol

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>>730602587
Also, Disneyland*

For me it's too crowded to enjoy unless you buy front of the line passes

https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=ad2_1493201940

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>>730603382
That's why I love my AP. I can just come and go as I please and with the app they have, I can check on wait times and shit like that to double check if it's worth going.

Because sometimes...pic related.

>>730602587
Mm, elle fanning in the picrelated.

>>730602587
is Trump as great as people say he is?

>>730603779
Yeah, and the hotter one next to her

I went to the anaheim one and in paris and love em both

YES

ALL YOUNG

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>>730604014
I want to visit the new Shanghai one simply for how technologically advanced it is. The Pirates ride looks fucking insane. Makes me a lil jealous but at least I live near yhe original OG lol

>>730603183
>I go weekly, sometimes for hours, other times just to get on one ride on my way home.

Wow, you go through like a 20 min process to go on a 2 min ride?

>>730605683
>20 min
bitch sometimes it takes hours

>>730606069
For ONE ride? You are ceazy, why would u do that

>>730602587
I dunno. Disney World is pretty cool. I've never been to Cali or seen Disneyland though. I'm assuming it's smaller, busier (longer waits for sure), older, and maybe just a bit dirty (I wouldn't expect anything in Anaheim to be clean).

Also should be noted that Anaheim (city of LA with Disney) is pretty nasty these days.

Also, the traffic.

If I was already in LA seeing the city (and I'd love to), I'd like to see Disneyland.... however, if you're doing a vacation JUST to DISNEY, I suspect you're better off doing Disney World.

Disneyland sucks and if literally full of Mexicans. Disneyworld is the fucking shit and you could spend a week there and not see everything in the parks

Disney world is better. More shit to do there.

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>>730602587
asking if the land of loli's is a great place.
It make's no sence.

>>730606989
I think it would just frustrate pedos, it's not like you can masturbate there

>>730606517
>>730606829
I'm just curious, what exactly does disney world have, that disneyland doesn't?

>>730606228
Not that guy, but there's a whole culture of Disney annual passholders that do that shit.

LIke they really love a couple rides or a restaurant or a dolewhip and they'll stop in just for that and go home.

Seems very strange to treat Disney that casually. Maybe cause I live in the other part of the nation and even seeing Disney is like a major ordeal that requires thousands in travel, booking, and tickets. One that can only be afforded like every decade....

So it seems crazy that the some of the dudes who live real close, treat it as casually as just stopping in a restaurant.

>>730603908
Yes

>>730607305
Im pretty sure it's the same thing but the one in cali is a bit bigger I believe

>>730607305
4 Different parks, each bigger than Disneyland.

Animal Kingdom, Magic Kingdom (basically vanilla disney park), Epcot (each block is like a different country in architecture, restaurants, landmarks, and Hollywood Studios.

>>730607461
I never thought about peyote skiing that, but it makes sense I guess. Like you, Disneyland has always been in my head as this "big deal" that you plan for

>>730607305
Disneyland:
* A few unique rides that for whatever reason were not recreated at Disneyworld
* Sleeping Beauties Castle story told with miniatures. An incredible bit of art that cannot be recreated.
* The general feel of being at the original
Disneyworld:
Huge. The Fantasyland section is essentially Disneyland. In addition, Disneyworld has
* On site hotels with special entertainment
* MGM
* Animal Kingdom
* Epcot
* Water park
* Nightclub style entertainment for adults
* Huge undeveloped nature preserve
* And probably more, but that's all I can think off quickly.

>>730607694
>peyote skiing
*people doing

Fuck autocorrect in the ass

>>730607795
>Huge. The Fantasyland section
The Magic Kingdom section. Fantasyland is a subsection of the Magic Kingdom, but in CA and FL.

>>730607795
Oh I see. I actually thought Disney world came before disneyland

>>730602587
Me being the autist I am, when I was there I fell in love with at least 5 girls, one of which I saw multiple times and that I still think of sometimes. Made me real sad after being there, imagining all the potential happy futures with those grils. But I'm still alone.

>>730607973
Disneyland was first. That's why it's the smallest of all the Disney parks. Walt didn't have the money to buy extra land, as he did with all the later parks. He cut it so close, had the park failed it would have taken both the Disney company and himself personally down with it.

>>730607810
I actually really liked that combo of words, I just figured it was slang that I didn't know for people that just casually visiting theme parks...

>>730608297
Getting actual info on 4chan is pretty cool, thanks anon

Packed with lolis

Anyone else here old enough to remember when the show was called "The Wonderful World of Color"? How about Annette and the original Mouseketeers?

>>730607795
Each of those parks are a separate cost and Disneyland is, in it's own right, a full on resort like it's Floridian sister. It's smaller because there isn't much room for expansion unless they start buying up properties and demolishing them (which they have, lol). It also has it's own on-site hotels: The Disneyland Hotel, Disney Grand Californian and Paradise Pier. It's got Downtown Disney which has tons of shopping and dining options. There's Disney California Adventure, which is a super fun CA themed park with a Cars Land. They're opening the new Guardians of the Galaxy: Mission Breakout ride which is a revamped Hollywood Tower Hotel (a lot are against the change but...it's fucking Disney, it'll still be dope). Star Wars Land is opening in the next year or so. It isn't like Disneyland is JUST Disneyland. There is quite a bit to do over here.

Each park has it's own special qualities and each park is bound to do something better than the other but, in my opinion, Disneyland is worth it at LEAST once in your life. If you love Disney especially you want to go where it all started. You can take a tour in Walt's footsteps (something on my bucket list) and I'm pretty sure that's something that couldn't be recreated ANYWHERE else.

>>730608395
"Hey bro, I got disneyland tickets, you wanna go?"

"I already got a season pass man, I've been peyote skiing since I moved up here."

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>>730608297
Opening day had pretty much everyone pulling their hair out and it's insane to read about how fucking chaotic those first few weeks were for the park. Also, the original costumes are fucking absolute nightmare fuel.

Here's a pretty dope read for anyone interested: http://www.history.com/news/disneylands-disastrous-opening-day-60-years-ago

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>>730607694
>>730607694
That's kind of how I treat it. Even when I didn't have my AP it was just something I could do (if I had a spare $300, lol). Southern Californians (Orange County especially) is so nonchalant and carefree about something families spend years saving for just for a 4 day weekend.

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>>730602587

\w/ hail \m/

>>730611082 pls stop ruining this thread

>>730602587
This is going to sound retarded but there is something about Disney that is genuinely magical. Every time I go I'm incredibly happy, everything about the experience is pleasant. If I could live there I would.

>>730611226
Also talking about Disney World, haven't been to land.

Especially Magical Kingdom and Epcot at night, god fucking damn are those parks just perfect at night.

>>730611115
As if that ugly old turd for any from Elle. Luckily she already has plenty of money, unlike the unlucky girls who had touch the smelly creep to pay their rent.

>>730611356
Yeah I remember riding on the boat at night at Disney world, looking at ask the lights and everything happening around me was really awesome.

>>730611913
Fuck you and fuck stinky Terry

>>730610870
>>730610909
>>730611024
>>730611082
>>730611115
>>730611786
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>>730611874
>>730611913
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>>730612014
Fat asshole neck bearded troll. Never leaves basement, much less actually do something with life. Will never see a Disney park.

>>730602587

I just went there 2 weeks ago, california adventure is fun, kiddy rides arent fun unless you have a girl with you. rides get annoying so get a fast pass.

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"Terry checking ms Gomez's hairy snatch" JUST LEAKED an hour ago! Selena Gomez outtake that was hacked from her icloud, it was tagged in her account without Terry's name but you can clearly spot his tattoos, enjoy.......................

>>730609035
yes I remember that show.

>>730611226
Disneyland is pretty magical

>>730613837
these pics would be so good if he wasn't in them.

>>730613980
Yeah, I can smell him from here

Celebrities have really low self esteem. That's why they seek attention from everyone.

You guys don't realize this, but any one of us could fuck any celebrity we wanted if we tried hard enough.

>>730614113
nice b8 m8

>>730607810
For a minute I thought there was some off the wall recreational activity I needed to know more about. Mark my words I will go skiing on peyote before I die.

fuck no bro it's shit. Super fucking expensive and the rides have like hour+ waits.

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Great place to pick up chicks.

>>730602587
Terry is good at what he does.

He lures them in with cash and prospects of advancing their career. Just has em come in for a set that's a bit topless.

He has a few of his established models around that are all stripping down, which he does too. He's established models get to blowing him and fingering each other. Generally nasty shit.

It's a party type environment where drugs and alcohol and "anything goes" atmosphere.

AND he really plays upon the fact that groups girls (particularly if they're drunk/high) generally try to out-slut each other in a party environment, it's a way of showing who's the alpha female. AND plays upon the fact that if a woman sees several women want that man, they want him too, even if there's nothing all that great about him.

He's really a master at this. This is why often times celebrities do far nastier shit on camera for him than anyone else. Girls who're usually in family movies wind up at least showing tits....

he's good at what he does.

Also, he passes it off as high art so they don't think it's a sleazy as porn.

He's a genius really. We could all take some pointers.

>>730602587
It is if you are famous and can rent the park for your self. Other wise you have to wait on hour long lines all day to do anything

>>730614235
>be me
>be 4/10
>be disgusting fuck
>had low self esteem all my life
>literally willing to fuck fat and ugly girls
>I literally just start trying
>have 10/10 girlfriend
>have 10/10 ex girlfriend
>hotter girls are way easier to get and want sex more

You just need to try and stop being a faggot feminist and thinking women are worth anything.

>>730602587
It was great in the 70's and early 80's
Now too crowded and too expensive

>>730607810
>peyote skiing
lost

can someone redpill me on this terry richardson faggot?

>>730611115
who is this hot chick?!

>>730607517
He's making America Great Again

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Serious question here. What is up with all the Biker club looking dudes I saw on my last trip?

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Uncle did get a lil Molly Bair shit on that tBone tip

\m/

>>730614600
I've fucked some very hot girls, and I'm pretty attractive. My point was that celebrities are very hard to fuck, and you are insane if you think otherwise.

Try as hard as you want, there is simply no reason to fuck an ugly guy with no connections

>>730607795
You've convinced me. My next vacation will be at Disneyworld.

I've been to Disneyland since I was a little boy, probably been there like 9 or 10 times in my life, and now that I have children I've already taken them once. But everyone seems to tell me that Disneyworld is way better, it's bigger, and the plane tickets (from my home country) are like $200 cheaper.

So yeah, I'll think I'll give it a try. Any suggestions on rides, food, hotels, etc?

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>>730603520
Video is bullshit. The guard didn't point the gun and just drew it out. From the guard's point of view I can see why he did. Good training on the guard's part, can't say the same for much local police officers.

>>730615061
That is not his wife. Next

>>730607600
Nope. Disneyworld in Florida is way, way bigger than Disneyland in Cali.

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>>730614955
Stay in one of the small towns a few miles outside of Disneyworld, you can rent a car and commute, you can buy groceries at a store and bring your lunches, only eating occasionally at the Disney restaurants (they are expensive, even for little things like a soft pretzel, ice cream, or drink).

I would recommend staying at Kissimmee florida . A cheap hotel type town that's about 15 miles out. Even renting a car and commuting you'd be saving hundreds if not thousands. The Disney hotels are super expensive.

OR better yet. Stay at Cocoa Beach. A bit more drive but it's a beautiful resort town. And close to Kennedy Space Center which is also something to see. I like the beaches there.

I'd say doing the Cocoa Beach/Disney World/NASA vacation gives you a pretty full taste of the best Florida has to offer and it's a pretty solid slice of the best of America if you've never been here (or travel here rarely from a different country).

Went there on mescaline once, truly magical.

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>>730614679
Gavin talking about Terry & Vincent Gallo https://youtu
.be/7vqF2RV-eJk?t=3m26s

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“My goal was to put together a calendar that you could jerk off to,” says fashion photographer Terry Richardson of the new calendar he shot for Supreme. “I know I would jerk off to this, so I feel like I’ve succeeded.” At the shoot in LA, what started out as a slightly saucy experience turned into three days of cum shots, coke and cockfights. “Things got a bit out of hand by the end,” admits Terry. “The woman producing the shoot got freaked out and had to leave. I think every person there fucked someone. It was intense.”

>>730616029
i want see her nudes

>>730615262
>talking about fucking
>suddenly your argument is about marriage

god you're dumb

>>730615608
he's not even talking about them

>>730616180
They weren't FUCKING either, faggot. What makes you think that?

Disneyland,World,and Resort are nothing but status symbols.

>>730616255
hot chicks fuck ugly fat guys all the time you dumb fuck

>>730616398
If not for money or to advance their career- No

>>730614955
We stayed at a Marriott last year very close to Disney. Price was alright, but we couldn't enjoy the pool as much because our main attraction was Disney of course. We had to get on a free shuttle that went to Epcot, Studios, Magic Kingdom, then Animal Kingdom in that order I believe. Parking is $20 or more to enter, so keep that in mind. For food, the closer you are to the parks, the harder it is to buy groceries. We actually brought frozen lunch meat, cheese, and bread. We made sandwiches for our park trips and bought some occasional food. Note that you can get kids meals no problem. My wife really wanted Mahi Mahi which was only on the kid's menu. I swear the portion was just as big as mine. For food, we avoided the small counter places, I think it was a good move.

Next time, I may stay at a Disney Resort. You get some perks like early access to parks, and Disney really makes experiences flawless.

As for rides, depends on which parks you want. Animal Kingdom's Yeti ride is a must, the Dinosaur one was great as well. Not much else for rides there. Epcot is my favorite park for the educational aspect. Spaceship Earth isn't as great as I remember it. Test Track is ok. Magic Kingdom at DisneyWorld has 7 Drawves Mine Train or something like that. It was great, discovered later that the little cart can rock side to side, try it.

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>>730616193
Gavin was only talking about them for a second
here is
hang on....

>>730616528
wrong
wrong
and wrong

saying that women care about looks is like saying fish cares about what type of clothes a fisherman is wearing.

>>730604000
Trips of truth

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>>730617021
You are insanely delusional

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>>730615608
>>730616193
>he's not even talking about them
in that video Gavin is referring to this:
http://www.unz.org/Pub/AmConservative-2003aug11-00019
https://rob.irulethe.net/hip-to-be-square/

Suddenly it had become fashionable to link liberalism with weakness and conservatism with honesty. Underground film iconoclast Vincent Gallo (“Buffalo 66,” “Palookaville,” “Goodfellas”) is now quoting Nixon and Reagan as if they were Wordsworth and Yeats. Fashion photographer Terry Richardson (Gucci, Sisley, Levi’s) is showing up at conservative book launches and publicly trashing Clinton.

>>730602587
Yes, if you can't enjoy yourself there, then you're an evil person

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Speak English Or Die \m/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AhzLM_zR8Jo

>>730614955
Rides - Dude just do everything you want. If you spend like 4 days in Disney that gives you enough time to check out pretty much everything, epcot 1 day, magical kingdom 1 day, hollywood/animal kingdom are both a bit less than a day(Though animal kingdom just got avatarland/became a night park so maybe it has more now)

I usually just stay at the disney all-star resort or w/e, its like 100ish a night, really not bad. You get shuttles from there to the parks all day until midnight i think, you also get the special armbands by staying there which gives you extra magic hours, so sometimes you get to stay at the park extra late.

So get a plane ticket, get park hopper passes because the freedom of doing w/e you want is nice and stay at the resort. Its expensive but if you are saving up for it its not so bad

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>>730616134
>i want see her nudes
here u go m8
(NOT BY TERRY THOUGH)
hope Terry leaks her fuck flicks soon.........

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>>730618227

After you have been a free times and the paint starts to wear thin it's really just about the feeling of being around so many happy people

>>730617199
what film is that pic from?

>>730619311
I think uptown girls, but not sure

>>730602587
id go there every day if i could ride them, or them ride me

>>730619748
thanks friend

>>730606517
>Also should be noted that Anaheim (city of LA with Disney) is pretty nasty these days.


>never been to Cali

> never been to Anaheim

>>730608502
the only reason to go

>>730602587
I Wouldn't say that it is as great as people say it is but i went there when i was 17 with my family and as i'm pretty edgy and hate a lot of things it was pretty fun even tho the lines were very fucking long for almost everything

>>730620660
HEY. YOU. MOTHERFUCKER, I'VE SEEN THAT GUY WITH THE GLASSES AND MOUSTACHE EVERYWHERE. WHAT THE FUCK IS HIS NAME?! WHO IS HE?

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>>730620764
copper cab

>>730620764
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nwrx-RN5YY0

>>730621204
Eh, you dickheads are worthless. I found him, his name is Terry Richardson and is apparently some sort of hardcore gay pornography enthusiast/fashion photographer.

Neat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x740snLAxSE

>>730621341
nah br0, his ID is gingercab https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MPLp90DBVhs

>>730602587

Im incredibly thanksful my mother took me there as a child (paris) but wow I hated that place. It rained, the season was over, most attractions were closing down and our hotel was shit but fuck it, even if I didnt enjoy it back then, its something Ill give my mother great account for to the end of our days,

In short. If you have children op, take them there.

>>730621341
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jLtGHCWvtP0

>>730620125

Why does he look like he is doing stuff that absolutely needs to be done. There is no fucking enjoyment left a huge emptiness induced through heavy drug abuse and sorrow.
Saddest person in the room

>>730614875
damn, those fat wetback spics look like such flaming faggots

>>730622148
>Why does he look like he is doing stuff that absolutely needs to be done. There is no fucking enjoyment left a huge emptiness induced through heavy drug abuse and sorrow.
>Saddest person in the room

dude, Uncle was just worn out after that long day of hard work and sweat, he was shooting this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IA282wVgAV4

\w/

>>730622619

Well, Im interpreting too much I suppose. The shirts are looking gucci af, where to cop?

>>730622961
>The shirts are looking gucci af, where to cop?
i think the bands gave him some and maybe discogs has a few you can grip

=================================

John Waters:
I heard that Terry Richardson was doing the photo shoot for this piece. Did you see his book, Terryworld? Did you look through it? And are you going to show your dick in this photo shoot?

Johnny Knoxville:
Uh, Terry might already have some photos of that! [both laugh]


John Waters:
What luck for the editors of GENRE! Well, Terry’s is a great book. He always shows his own dick! It seems like he’s the only photographer who, judging from his book, shows up nude with a hard-on to take your picture. That’s a refreshing new twist, I guess, in a shoot.

Johnny Knoxville:
Yeah, he’s got a monster cock on him, for sure. And his assistant, Keiichi, will stand there with his cock out, playing with it, while Terry’s shooting.

==========================

https://web.archive.org/web/20060117030549/http://www.genremagazine.com/2005/7-1/magazine/content/knoxville.cfm

steve O ~
""In the summer of 2004, I was in the back of a cab, riding through New York City, when my cell phone rang. It was Knoxville. “Hey, I’m at Terry Richardson’s studio,” he told me. “He wants to do a bukkake shoot and we’re just a few cocks short. You game?” Bukkake, for the uninitiated, is when several dudes shoot their loads on one girl. Of course I was game. Terry Richardson is a famous—or, perhaps, infamous—photographer known for his extremely risqué, sexually graphic photo shoots. I’d met him the year before when he shot press photos for the Lollapalooza tour. We’d hit it off pretty well. When I arrived at his studio that afternoon, Knoxville immediately made it clear that he, personally, wanted no part of this photo shoot. When Terry explained the concept to me, I understood why. He wanted a photo of me pulling a girl’s hair while I shot a load on her face and someone else pointed a gun at her head. Knoxville later told me he had no idea a gun would be involved. Regardless, the whole thing sounded fine to me. The girl in question was a young-looking model—I was assured that she wasn’t too young—and soon she went to work giving me a blow job.""

""I had her hair in my hand but having someone holding a gun to her head was really throwing me off. As I’ve said, I’m quick on the draw, but something about a dude holding a gun was not particularly arousing. We devised a solution: once I reached the point of no return, so to speak, I’d call for the gun to be brought into the frame. So that’s how I came to be yelling “Gun! Gun! Gun!” one beautiful summer afternoon in Manhattan as some dude brought a pistol to the head of a young model whose face I was about to cum on. I know: classy. Later that same night I met a gorgeous Danish model named May Andersen. Knoxville knew her somehow and brought me along to her birthday party at the Gansevoort Hotel. He introduced us, we got fucked up together, and I spent that night with her in her hotel room. May was only twenty-two but already a reasonably big deal in the modeling world. She’d been in Victoria’s Secret catalogs and two Sports Illustrated swimsuit issues. We didn’t really have a ton in common beyond the fact that we both liked to party—hard—but we ended up dating for the next six months or so. Looking back on it, I probably wasn’t ready for a serious relationship at that point in my life. I mean, I don’t know if the fact that just a few hours earlier I’d been getting my cock sucked by a complete stranger while someone held a gun to her head automatically meant that my relationship with May was doomed to fail, but it probably didn’t help.""

BRUCE: Don't you have a Robert Downey Jr. story?
TERRY: We were like nine or ten and we smoked weed and played "Cream the Carrier."

BRUCE: What's that?
TERRY: You know, you run around and tackle each other and get the person into a position until they say "Uncle." I didn't see him again until years later, I was 22 and running these underground clubs in LA - Viva La Revolution and Dr. T's - and he came into one of them.

BRUCE: Where were those clubs?
TERRY: Downtown. MacArthur Park and below was where all the cool underground clubs were. The '80s in L.A. were really amazing and decadent.

BRUCE: So-Cal punk is legendary.
TERRY: Yeah, I saw The Germs and Black Flag when I was a little kid.

BRUCE: So you had access to babes from a very young age, which is probably one reason why you got into fashion photography.

TERRY: When I was about eleven years old and my balls had just begun to drop I was vacationing in Haiti with my father. One night, these two eighteen year old model chicks brought me into their hotel room and one was in the shower with these big breasts and I remember having this really erotic experience with them. I love all those early sexual experiences. They're so innocent.

'Terry always did his own thing,' says Stephen Male, recalling those early days. 'I remember when the contact sheets came in for the Levi's shoot we did, every single one would feature a photograph of the model with her top off. I remember thinking, "How did he do that?" I mean, it wasn't really what was required for the shoot. Then it became Terry's thing. It seems almost quaint and old-fashioned now that we'd find it questionable. But that's fashion for you. Once somebody pushes the envelope, it doesn't take long for taboo images to become acceptable. Plus, fashion needs people like Terry; it needs to feel it has an edge all the time.' Terry, unsurprisingly, concurs. 'Hell, somebody's gotta come up once in a while and say bollocks to all that mainstream, glamour stuff.'

>>730614361
is this cameroun diaz ?

>>730624567
how did you find out?
she deleted her tweet joking about the leak
so i believe her

"Soon, the shoots got wilder, and often Terry's assistants, Seth and Keiji, had to be on hand to take the actual pictures. 'I always say I make pictures rather than take pictures,' explains Terry."

“The goal is to get the best image possible, and if that means that somebody standing off to the side gets a more candid shot than me, then I’m all for it,” Richardson laughs. “Which doesn’t always make my clients happy if I’m working on a job, but the way I see it, it really doesn’t matter who is actually pressing the shutter, because they’re my images. It’s a picture that I’ve created. I don’t work off lights and angles; I work off emotions. A mood that I create.”

>>730614531
>>730614531
>Friendly reminder
Terry Richardson is a talentless hack degenerate who sucks celebrity dick for fame. He literally pays people to shitpost his cp polaroid tier "photography" into unrelated threads that are popular. Learn to hate this filthy nigger, he is human garbage

>>730625491
why so jelly?
because you are stuck in your mum's basement looking at 4chinz while Uncle is out having an orgy with 10/10 models

>>730625491
-A Conversation Between Two Worlds-
by Gavin Mclnnes and Olivier Zahm

No art book would be complete without an analysis of the work by an erudite art critic. Since Terry Richardson is unique in his ability to take high art to jaded teenagers while simultaneously forcing the fashion and art elite to appreciate the dirtiest shit you’ve ever seen, we selected critics to represent both sides of the Richardson enigma.
In this corner we have the irreverent and retarded Gavin Mclnnes of New York’s Vice Magazine. His cultural opponent is the sophisticated Parisian editor of Purple Magazine, Olivier Zahm. Can a conversation between these two learned academics help us understand the genius that is Terry Richardson? Read and decide.

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Gavin: One of my favorite things about Terry’s photos is the imperfections. I like seeing a zit on a girl’s ass. I think everyone does. It reminds me of that Thomas Jefferson quote, “There is not a truth existing which I fear, or would want unknown to the whole world.”

Olivier: Because Terry is shooting in an instinctive, immediate, almost physical way, he catches the smallest detail as a force, as a proof that you cannot control life. His pictures demonstrate how life and desire and sex are stronger than the typical visual construction the fashion industry insists on. The fact that he is working for this very industry adds another crucial layer. The imperfections in his photographs help take down the standard of glamour and high fashion. But more than imperfections, to me, one of my favorite things in his photos is the perfection of the frame: he is cutting the reality in a sharp, definitive, brilliant line, extracting the moment and movement of life from its vital flux. This is brilliant and unique. No other photographer is sharper in this sense.

>>730626281

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Gavin: I never thought of the framing thing. The way he’ll zoom in on a pair of tits so close you can see there’s kind of some hairs on them. I was interviewed about him for one of these corny liberal modern sex shows and they were implying that Terry was a feminist because he was making “ugly” beautiful. l had to clarify that most of these women are still total fucking knockouts.
This isn’t some lesbian anarchist collective. They’re still the same supermodels that are on every other page of Vogue, only here, they’re making coffee with rubber boots on, or putting a tit on a watermelon. ln a way thats more subversive because you never see people like this portrayed so honestly. So yeah, you get Dennis Hopper with no blemishes removed, and then, on top of that, he has this weird close up that drives home how unusual the shot is even more. lt’s a double whammy…

Olivier: Let’s be honest. Terry’s pictures are definitely not feminist. They are as politically “incorrect” as pictures get. He is not glamorizing women’s power, beauty or strength. He is more portraying female beauty from a male perspective. Instead of trying to celebrate femininity they are focusing on the use of masculinity (his own subjective view of women) within fashion iconography.

Gavin: Most of the critics that hate him (I’m picturing sexless, lonely, thirty-something women with sandals) say hes just fucking girls, but with a camera in his hand.

>>730626421

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Gavin: I never thought of the framing thing. The way he’ll zoom in on a pair of tits so close you can see there’s kind of some hairs on them. I was interviewed about him for one of these corny liberal modern sex shows and they were implying that Terry was a feminist because he was making “ugly” beautiful. l had to clarify that most of these women are still total fucking knockouts.
This isn’t some lesbian anarchist collective. They’re still the same supermodels that are on every other page of Vogue, only here, they’re making coffee with rubber boots on, or putting a tit on a watermelon. ln a way thats more subversive because you never see people like this portrayed so honestly. So yeah, you get Dennis Hopper with no blemishes removed, and then, on top of that, he has this weird close up that drives home how unusual the shot is even more. lt’s a double whammy…

Olivier: Let’s be honest. Terry’s pictures are definitely not feminist. They are as politically “incorrect” as pictures get. He is not glamorizing women’s power, beauty or strength. He is more portraying female beauty from a male perspective. Instead of trying to celebrate femininity they are focusing on the use of masculinity (his own subjective view of women) within fashion iconography.

Gavin: Most of the critics that hate him (I’m picturing sexless, lonely, thirty-something women with sandals) say hes just fucking girls, but with a camera in his hand.

>>730626719

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Olivier: I have heard women say Terry’s work is just an expression of the typical male obsession for sex and a celebration of the camera as an extension of his phallus, but this is a very reductive definition of his work.
First, his pictures are a form of visual humor. Second, he is always sharing real emotion with his model. They are not objects or sexual props. The photos aren’t even about that. They are an experiment, an examination of the interaction between a photographer and his models in this age of media, fashion, self-obsession and narcissistic paranoia. He keeps pushing these dialectic structures (man/woman, photographer/model,
phallic/non-phallic) as far as he can until the difference between “art” and “fashion” becomes totally blurred.
You don’t know what is real and what is constructed. When the critics make it a competition and become obsessed with choosing the winner (the photographer or the model) they make it so ideological it becomes uninteresting. Terry’s experimentation is about subverting this dual structure and documenting an intimate relationship with the model. Where can he take it? Where can he take it today? What are the limits of the game? What will the viewers call fashion and what will they call art? Will they reject the images entirely and censor him? That is the experiment.

Gavin: It’s also reductive to assume it’s all about shock value. I remember when the Sex Pistols were on Bill Grundy (host of Thames Today, a London television show of the 1970s) and he accused them of swearing just to shock people. They pointed out that this is the way they talk every day. There’s no premeditation about it. They were just being honest.

>>730625491
You sound jealous as hell that this ugly cunt has been fucking models and celebrities since he was like 12 and you can't get a girl to text you back.

>>730626834

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Olivier: That is a crucial element of this whole thing. His pictures are totally honest. They don’t hide anything. They don’t pretend to be what they are not. In this sense they are a political statement too. It’s not pornographic because it reveals how the rest of photography today is pornographic. By having these images in a commercial context they act as a Trojan horse that transcends the original format. They sneak the viewer a moment of truth.

Gavin: When I look at art I don’t give a shit about the artist’s lifestyle but Terry is an exception to that. The whole dichotomy of lowbrow and high art comes from the ups and downs of his fucked up past.
Half his life is wealthy snobberdom. Hes the son of a fashion photographer and was born in New York but moved to Paris at an early age. It was all celebrities and travel and art until his parents’ marriage exploded after his father had an affair with a 17-year-old Anjelica Huston.
The other half of his life was about being dirt poor and playing in esoteric punk bands, getting addicted to drugs with no family around to care. It’s a weird combination of homeless orphan and uptown rich kid that you rarely see in an artist. Is he where he is today because of luck or was it his destiny?

Olivier: It’s a hard question to answer. Sometimes the images are light and have no purpose other than to amuse. Sometimes they are profound and portray love as a fissure of pain and murder. He is at once a careless street kid and a misanthropic Lacanien. They float in the limbo of rapport and are essentially a documentation of the gap between person and portrait. ls it hatred or an irrepressible jouissance? I don’t know.

>>730625491
>sucks celebrity dick for fame
u have dat backwards my m8

>>730626933

88 keks

>>730614955
bill nye ride
big thunder mountain
splash mountain
expedition Everest
Twilight Zone Tower
Rock N Roller Coaster
Seven Dwarves Mine Train
Star Tours
Space Mountain
Mission Space
Kali River Rapids
Kilimanjaro Safari
The Barnstormer
Spaceship Earth
Primeval Whirl
The Great Movie Ride
Astro Orbiter
Turtle Talk With Crush
Carousel of Progress
Hall of Presidents
The Seas With Nemo and Friends
Living With The Land
Walt Disney World Railroad
Soarin
Gran Fiesta
Crushn Gusher
Alien Encounter
Haunted Mansion
Little Mermaid

Those are the ones I recommend.

>>730602587
Yes

>>730626976

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Gavin: I just like laughing at poo and fantasizing about fucking the hot girls. It’s the only kind of porn I can enjoy these days.

Olivier: But Terry’s pictures are never pornographic.

>>730627612

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Olivier: Pornography is the way sex is commercialized by a repressive machine in an isolated ghetto of pictures (on the net, in magazines, films, etc.). Pornography is an industry of repression, a collective enterprise of profit. It’s a visual industry which kidnaps sex as a product for frustrated men.
Terry is actually working against pornography because he is reintroducing desire, seduction and playful sexuality, in real life, in real time, in the studio. He is photographing sex as a real interaction between him and his model. He is not playing the scenario of sexual pornographic control and alienation. He is part of the game. We can see one arm of Terry with his watch, one hand, sometimes his body, sometimes his penis, etc. He refuses the stereotypical function of the porn picture. By placing himself in the picture he is suppressing the illusion of domination and joining the frame. It should be noted however that Terry is not trying to demystify sexuality. He’s just lightening up the whole subject and creating a more equal rapport between photographer and model. A photographer going in front of the camera is not enough, just like the factory owner from the Pasolini film ‘Theorem’ deciding to join the workers is not enough. What is required is a sacrifice like in every film of Pasolini. A sacrifice of the artist who knows that he must sacrifice himself to the system, the fashion system, the pornographic system. The artist must face it with no fear.
Pornography is not only fake, stupid and dangerous, it does not exist. It’s a pure construction, an illusion. Terry’s pictures are the opposite of that. They are deconstructing this faux veneer. That is why it’s so infuriating to hear the press call his work “porn chic” or “porn glamour”.

Gavin: Yeah.

https://web.archive.org/web/20041207210006/http://www.terryrichardson.com/Tbone/tboneindex3.html

https://web.archive.org/web/20041204103047/http://www.terryrichardson.com/Nude_Girls/ngindex.html

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:P

>>730627841
no, fuck off newfag.

>>730627841
http://web.archive.org/web/20040607074453/http://www.terryrichardson.com/galleries.html

>>730628057
http://terrysdiary.com/post/133798575627/miley-at-my-studio-2

http://terrysdiary.com/post/133798752502/miley-at-my-studio-9

http://web.archive.org/web/20110131213850/http://www.terryrichardson.com/IMAGES/pages/Harm_Chloe_jpg.htm

http://web.archive.org/web/20041208194350/http://www.terryrichardson.com/images/650/nude_girls/p.tar

https://web.archive.org/web/20030413135720/http://www.terryrichardson.com/Badman/badindex.html

>>730608206
Sup CWC?

http://web.archive.org/web/20060508091211/http://www.terryrichardson.com/Pictures/Cat.html

http://terrysdiary.com/post/402689164/me-and-fangs-the-cat

>>730628657
>http://terrysdiary.com/post/402689164/me-and-fangs-the-cat

>save dusty lmao

https://web.archive.org/web/20030814190808/http://www.terryrichardson.com/Nudes/mn1index.html


https://web.archive.org/web/20030814184950/http://www.terryrichardson.com/Nudes/mn2index.html

>>730628771
https://web.archive.org/web/20041207203108/http://www.terryrichardson.com/Portraits/portraits_index5.html

http://terrysdiary.com/post/70595887567/gavin-being-a-model-citizen