What's the best breakfast you've had in your life?

>>730585390
Ur moms pussy

>>730585504
Steak and eggs, right after OPs mom's pussy

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The one I just made

>>730585504
how original

>>730585390
toast, over easy egg, sausage patty, bacon
sandwich. god-tier cannot compete

>>730585390
As soon as I got done eating your mom's pussy, my favorite breakfast was your sister's asshole.

mine was this katsudo with curry and egg i once ate at a restaurant at 5am

>>730586359
Looks like it would go nicely with OP's mom's pussy.

>>730586359
>>730586426
cant beat that for breakfast

Some scrambled eggs and bacon I got in Prague. Was godly

>>730586359
Eggs overcooked and clearly seasoned before cooking (wait until after for the pepper, bro), links clearly cooked in a pan, bacon does best in a smoker or at least in the oven, cakes look unbuttered and lacking in natural New England maple or at least some fruit of ANY kind. 5/10 would eat but nothing to write home about.

>>730585390
I love to eat ass in the morning. Once on holiday i ate one after a morning shit, is was juicy and delicious

>>730585390
One time my girlfriend woke me up, gave me a donut, then fucked me while i ate it

it was called the Fitz Breakfast. i don't remember the name of the restaurant, but it was on Fitzroy Street in Melbourne. Sunday morning after our band had been up all night recording. sleep deprivation gave it an hallucinatory clarity.

>>730585961
>>730586446

you do realise there's an age limit here, and you are way under it?

>>730587547
that's the life

>>730585390
Warriors Breakfast at MCRD Parris Island, SC after completing training/crucible and getting EGA. /thread

Hotel I stayed at in Canada had a breakfast plate called breakfast nachos which fucking incredible. That was years ago and I still think about it to this day.

>>730588182
breakfast nachos
care to describe?

>>730588182
nachos? FOR BREAKFAST?

first steak fries and gravy with cheese curds now this, never change canada

>>730585390
you're mom fucking faggot

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>>730585390
why does that toast have grill marks? dafuq?

>>730588337
Yeah, thats what i said. Your mom, you fucking faggot!

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>>730588501
grillers dude

>>730588337
why would you call your mom a faggot, and how do you know OP is your mom
>>730585390
tits or gtfo incase anon knows what he's talking about

>>730585390
You mother's vajajay.

>>730585390
my moms vagina

>>730586596
Oh fuck off you scum sucking motherless piece of human shit. I hope you are put feet first into a wood chipper as your whole family cheers on your death.

This one time some weird fat guy made me a bowl of eggs. They were pretty good, but he made too much and kept forcing me to eat them.

>>730588821
how original

>>730585390
parents used to cook something they called eggs a la goldenrod or w/e

its a cut up cooked egg on toast with a fully cooked yoke with paprika


nowadays I like fried eggs with a slightly runny yoke on toast with hot sauce

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Shit /pol/ says thread

>>730589694
Fuck.

>>730589579
hot sauce on eggs, hands down the best way to eat it

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>>730589579
there was a sauce with the goldenrod eggs actually

pretty much this with paprika on top

>>730585390
The one I received post coitus with thine mother

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A salmon bagel in this really popular breakfast place in Vancuver island.

>>730589694
oh fuck this

>>730589942
the classiest of manure posting

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>>730585390
A full english breakfast.

>>730590135
nice!

>>730585504

reported for underage on /b

>>730590135
depending on the sausage, 10/10

>>730588337
*your

uneducated autists faggot fucks

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>>730589246

>>730589246
kek
i just hope they were good

>>730585390
A banana smoothie and a fried egg sandwich, after getting caught out in a storm deer hunting.
>was stuck out in the woods almost two days

>>730586359
that is almost a dennys lumberjack slam

Eggs benedict and some meduim steak at a hotel

>>730587721
No age limit on shitty jokes, faggot

>>730585390
Rodean B&B, full Irish with black and white pudding, potato fritter, three bacon, three sausage, mushrooms, tomatoes, beans, toast with Kerrygold and strawberry conserve, tea with sugar.

>>730592327
sounds like a grand breakfast!

>>730592327
idk what kerrygold is, but if it's half as good as the rest of that spread I'm in

>>730585961
Good choice. Gives you all the energy to suck OPs cock till the evening.

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Bacon!