It's your final moments /b/. Whats your dying words?

Jumangi

All the money is hidden...


...is hidden behind the...

...HNNNNGH!

Rosebud

>>730584926
Op is a fag

>>730584926
It's GIF not JIF

i love you kim!!!!!!!!!!!!!

the only thing Hitler did wrong was a 2 front war

Finally

Jews did it.

The jews did 9/11

>>730584926
does this salmon taste funny to you?

>>730585303
this

Vote SD

>>730584926

Fate is what happens to those who choose to accept it.

>>730584926
It'll be alrate.

"Now fuck off and leave me alone" on my headstone.

this is it anon. just sat here, about to die, talking to yourself.

>>730584926
make.. make..america great again......

Save.....
MARTHA.......

>>730585388
Did you just call yourself pathetic in your dying breath?

hitler was an okay guy

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>>730584926
Death is only the beginning

I'll be back.....


.....with weapons

>>730584926
> "... and they'll never find the bodies.."

>>730584926
"Clear my... browsing history"

The cure for cancer is.....

Suck a dick dumbshits

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Allahu akbar

take good care of my doggo

>>730584926
Mmmmm im stroking my dick thinking about how nice it would be to have you straddling me. Your sexy ass grinding on me rubbing my dick through the boxers making sure I can feel everything you are doing to me. Topless and in just a pair of panties you continue grinding making my cock good and hard then you pull my cock out stroking me your seductive eyes watching the ways I react when you play witg and tease my cock. Your tongue licking your lips as you lean forward pressing my cock against you smooth tummy kissing my lips before you slide down my chest till my pulsing dick is between your tits. Mmm you squeeze those tits together with a finger and thumb on your nipples then you lower some more watching the tip peak out for your tongue to twirl around. God it feels so good baby. After a good bit of titty fucking you lower even more taking even more of me in your mouth. Your tongue massages the base before I grab your hair and push you onto my cock till you start to gag. Then pull you back up letting you get a breath. Mmm the lust in your eyes grow more savage as I continue to throat fuck you. Pushing a bit more in each stroke. Then finally I pull you up getting you to straddle me again this time guiding my cock to your pussy. Mmm we both let out a moan as you grind with my dick deep inside then up and down as you lean back your hands braced on my legs as you slide that tight wet pussy up and down god it looks so sexy watching my dick stretch your pussy as you take more and more. My thumb rolls your clit back making quick little circe that send your pussy to an intense orgasmic spasm. Mmm you begging moving up and down faster throwing yourself down taking all of me. Mmm my dick is throbbing for you now baby.

>>730585694
Lel then the bowels release

>>730584926

BEETLEJUICE BEETLEJUICE BEETLEJUICE

Respawn in 5...4...3...

>>730584926

i hid the erasers Mrs. Yountz, I HID THEM AND YOU'LL NEVER FIND THEM!

>>730584926
brian you soft cunt give me some winnie blues

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>>730584926
You see Mario, when a paizano puts his spaghetti noodle in a mama mia's ravioli. A little bambino covered in prosciutto come out about nine months later.

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If I was an old man and my family was gathered around me,
I would grab my grandson and shake him while screaming
"please don't let me die"

>>730584926
Pedophiles are to blame for all the world's problems, not Jews.

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>>730584926
Zelda is your.....

>>730584926
> I did it all for the cookies

>>730584926
Eugenics is the only way

>>730584926
I really have been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like.

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>>730585007
Jumanji*

shit, looks like this is the end for me.
but you can still get outta here.
dont stop, dont ever look back.
you keep running and you never look back, you hear?
most folks dont got what it takes to make it.
but you do, anon. You do.
just promise me one thing.
promise me you'll do right by us.
Promise me you'll do what it takes to make things right.
Dont let this all be for nothing, anon.

THE GAME
*dies*

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>>730584926
cancel my membership bro

Go to my house, in my room, in the closet. There is a safe...crack the code...take whatever inside to the park...

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>>730585007
what did you say?

"My biggest regret in life is not blowing that one guy in the community shower, when I was 13"

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You bitches, it's all for honey!!!

Horus did nothing wrong

Make sure I'm dead retards

Rufio.....
Ruuuuuufiiiiiiooooo.....

>>730586277
sounds like you lived a full life

I hated everyone of you my whole life. Thank fuck I'm now dead

>>730584926
I must have missed a dose of my Super Male Vitality....

>I'm a grill, btw

>>730586277
Greentext?

>>730584926
If you had an inch of your dick in your moms vagina, and your dad had an inch of his dick in your ass, would you move forward or backward to escape?

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in case i don't see you
good afternoon
good evening
and good night anon ;)

>>730584926
Operation Brown Sheets is a go. Repeat Operation Brown Sheets is a go

in case I don't see ye
good afternnon
good evening
and good night

>>730586347
Not really, but it would have made me realize what a slut I am much earlier in life, instead of repressing it until I was 30, and I would be way happier now.

>>730586449
There's not really much of a story.
An older guy (my guess would be he was around 18?) gave me looks and winks in a community shower (at camping grounds) and I ended up chickening out instead of approaching him.

>>730586494
you beat me to it>>730586562
fuck man

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>>730584926
But wait, there's more!

>>730584926
Candlejack was the gayest m

Oh well...

Berniewouldhavewon... fuck the haters... hnng

The computer's password... the thousand bitcoins... argggg....

>>730584926
call over great grandson "TAG bitch your it"

I NEED......... I NEED ABOUT TREE FIDDY.

Tag! You're It!

>>730584926
I am homosexual, honey.

You're the next one

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>>730586921
DAMNIT WOMAN, NOW THE LOCK NESS MONSTER IS GONNA COME AGAIN ASKING FOR MORE MONEY

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Put my fave in every season nd packet of durries in Straya cunt

>>730584926
Bury me under the weeping willow,
Under the weeping willow tree,
So she may know where I am sleeping
And perhaps she will weep for me...

"roll trips and ill live"

Destroy....Hard driveeehhhhhaaah.....

>>730584926
You...You............................................
Cuntbag!

Are you tired of winning yet?

It's old mate Brian

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"Dakota will fart on my balls in heaven"

finally

Cash me outside, how bout dah

>>730586637
creepy

I was fag in my early teens. Used to buttfuck myself more than I jacked it, but I changed and I become totally straight. Anything is possible.

>>730584926

There is no god but Allah, and Muhammad is His messenger..

Allah ackbarrr!!!

>>730584926
Death to liberalism.

Griffith did nothing wrong

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I love you Anon

>>730584926

Mmm, yeah yeah yeah
Oh yeah, yeah yeah
Oh life, oh life

I'm afraid of the dark
Especially when I'm in a park
And there's no one else around
Ooh, I get the shivers

I don't want to see a ghost
It's a sight that I fear most
I'd rather have a piece of toast
And watch the evening news

Life, oh life, oh life, oh life
Doo, doo doo doo
Life, oh life, oh life, oh life
Doo, doo doo doo

>>730584926

ice cream cake is sumptuous

>>730584926
"check 'em"

>>730584926
Oh, fug.

I nebber tryed benis in da anus.

tickle my octopus sir

>>730584926
>jet fuel can't melt steel beams

"Don't worry anon, it will be alright."

None in this world have meaning and I won't even care. Cause I have no problems anymore, but you and this world are fucked up. Enjoyed bitches!

Et tu? Anon?

"Finally"

>>730584926
allah akbar

Is not the end. Is just the start of another adventure

To buy a Juceiro fruit press, was not a fail.

Normies get out! REEEEEEE

April 26th

>>730585639
tHIS

So long and thanks for all the fish

>>730584926
The jews were behind it all

>>730585041
Lol

Fuck, I forget to lite the last bonfire. Call the Sunbros, we need to....

>>730584926
Jesus Christ, larger resolution OP or is this a picture for ants?

>>730584926

"I lived for the lulz"

I died like I lived

horny and alone

"Delete my browser history"

i am free

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4chan was the best home i ever had.

>>730584926
....y..you...you'll never find where... I hid the bodies.....

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>>730584926
Fucking normies.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>730584926
Please bury me with my things, because you know they're mine.

My asshole itches

>>730585117
There were no one there to hear him say it in the film. #ruineditforyou

>>730584926
OP is a fag

>>730584926
Fuck you all faggots!

I'm sorry...

there's always money in the banana stand

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See you space cowboy...

>>730584926
I hope u die
Fags

>>730590431
Feel ya b/ro

I told you I was sick.
BASTARDS

Delete my browser history.

wubba lubba dub dub

>>730592117
Dont mess with the hess

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It never got fast enough for me...

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>>730585041
This shit is actually great idea.

>>730584926
Winnie Blues w/ Taste Filter

My fortune is yours for the taking... but you'll have to find it first. I left everything I own in One Piece!

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>>730585041
And thus, OP never delivered. He truly was a faggot.

holy shit i'm about to fucking die

>>730584926
Tell em a nigga never gave a fuck about shit, cuz thats prolly what they think anyways.

I told you I was Sick!

>>730587783
lol

>>730584926
inb4 404

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She loves me not

>>730584926
Burn the fucking Hospital...

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>>730584926
vote for corbyn

>>730586335
Fuck, right in the nostalgia...

Uh oh, spaghettioohhh...

>>730584926
I hate that sad panda so much

Bazinga

>>730590431
Who?

>>730592791

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thomas_J._Grasso

His last meal was two dozen steamed mussels, two dozen steamed clams (flavored by a wedge of lemon), a double cheeseburger from Burger King, a half-dozen barbecued spare ribs, two strawberry milkshakes, one-half of a pumpkin pie with whipped cream, diced strawberries, and he requested a 16-ounce can of SpaghettiOs with meatballs though his last words contradict this fact.[citation needed]

Less than an hour before he died, he issued his fourth and final statement, "I did not get my SpaghettiOs, I got spaghetti. I want the press to know this."

>>730584926
I'm coming Bro (no homo, he ded)

>>730584926
dont look at my butthole

>>730585041
Under a big W

>>730584926
-. .. --. --. . .-. ... / -.. .. -.. / .. -

>>730585117
Excellent Citizen Kane reference.

>>730584926
Oh my GOD they're coming to get me.

>>730586237
My soul dies a little each time whenever I see a white woman on a nigger's cock.

>>730586057
kek

>>730584926
I just laugh.

>>730584926
I coulve been an advent-

>>730584926
I see demons please no

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john paul the second raped little children ;--D

DELETE MY BROWSER HISTORY

>>730584926
your cousin X is actually your brother...

>>730584926
Hitler did nothing wrong...*dead*

kanye west is the true king of narnia

>>730585007
fpbp

>>730584926
tell my best friend he is my son

This isn't even my final form...

>>730584926
I hid my fortune under the...

>>730592785
awwwwwww yeah!

>>730585811
This has been posted in every thread like this ever and people lol every time. I don't understand why people think its funny.

She's under shed.

>>730584926
praise kek

you just lost the game

darude - sandstorm

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Ravioli ravioli, give me the fomuoli

>>730584926
AM I BECOMING DECEASED, OFFICER????

>>730584926
Is that brian?

>>730585612
Kek

>>730584926
Don't be sad for me, I had fun, and I only want you to feel that joy as well

>>730584926
So this is what dying feels like

>>730584926
Finally. It ends now

Bill Clinton is a Rapist

>>730584926
toss me a durry will ya

hakuna matata or gonki tampai

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>>730588792
Kek

...that was weird, cya

>>730593703
Me too fam, me too....

I wish I got more trips

Czech em... Am pepsi

>>730584926
Death is but a door, time is but a window. I'll be back.

That's what I love about these high school girls man. I get older, they stay the same age

Traps are gay.

>>730584926
There.... is... another... Sky.. wal... ker......

Kick rocks

>>730594009
I dont know why i laughed at this

I'll just start screaming like Nancy Kerrigan

WHYYY? WHYYYYYY?

Gazpacho soup! AAAAAGRTTTTT!

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>>730584926
DEUS VULT!

I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time… like tears in rain… Time to die

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>>730584926
Ain't gonna happen sweetheart.

I have a secret account... there's plenty of money and foreign exchange on it... everything is on that account at... at... a.....t.................... aaaaaaarrrrrr!

>then die

Where's the fucking money hidden???

-crumbled

It's not gay if it has a feminine penis!

>>730584926
I will become god, fear me those who come after me

Shadilay...my dudes

Suck my nuts

>>730584926
"Don't waste all the money I saved, you fucks."

>>730584926
Destroy the black bag under my bed at home. Don't open it, just get rid of it. kthxbai

>>730584926
Should have fucked more bitches.

>>730584926
Y'all better leave the room before my bowels empty.

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>>730584926
Death is but a door. Time is a window. I'll be back

I'm hiding 3 million dollars in... *dead*

>>730584926
"OP is a faggot"

"last word"

Fuck the law, fuck the cops

Furries must die

>>730584926
How's my breath?

tell my wife... i'm an orangutan

Fuck you world

Moist

>>730584926
ANIME IS SHIT

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If you do not reply to this your mother will die in her sleep tonight

I'll see you in hell, you bitch.

^C

>>730586637
Still gay

Find the....deepwater....jew.

>>730585007
you mean 'bazinga', don't you?

>>730584926
I did it for the lulz.

>>730584926
Muh...dick

>>730584926
I love you, Princess. I fell in love with you the moment we first spoke. I'll always be with you,so carry me on your heart, always.

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>>730584926
IDDQD

>>730584926
and now for something completely different.

>>730600026
>Furries must die
Then dies

"Retake Constantinople"

Please don't let me be reborn in Africa or any poor country

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>>730584926

>>730584926
/b/ gave me cancer. I just have went to reddit instead.

I raped 223 kids.

If it were my final moments as of today, I would say

thanks for trapping me here you bunch of assholes, I didn't even get to do anything.

>>730585007
how many people had this pop in their head first.. cuz i did

Don't forget to get the million dollars I left in...

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Don't forget to feed my neopets.

>>730600347
Kek'd... What a stupid way to go

zeldaismywhat

ZELDAISMYWHAT

WOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

>>730584926
Somebody chik give a last blowjob.

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>>730602108
underrated

>>730584926
You're not going to stab me

Now, i'm free of this pain. I dont care if i will die, it's ok, i was bored and tired, death won't change anything.

>>730593847
And I am asking you human are you proud of yourself do you realise what you're doing? Do you have reason and human dignity at all? I don't know but you're pathetic type, probably you didn't think about what you are doing and who you are insulting, you can insult those who deserved it but not our polish pope our compatriot big person and so exceptional and important because this is not someone so so that you can make fun of because you like to do so i don't know in what family did you grow up in but perhaps you i don't know you don;t understand what faith is. If you think you you are so magnificent then you are a simple creep who wasn't yet isolated by someone from the society, i don't know what is so funny about this but pick on stalin or hitler or other degenerates but don't pick on person so saint as pope john paul 2. How can you publish such pictures publicly on internet forums at all? I am asking who should answer for this because perhaps you can see he's not going to church if you are i don't know atheist or you believe in some sects or anyway maybe you are servant of satan and you will not be making that of pope, you are probably someone i don't know who is digging spawns of satan. Think about how many things pope did, he was someone and who are you to make fun of him huh? Who gave you the right to offend our pope at all? Did you think at all that this is not such person that you can laugh at him and everyone will be praising you? Kid you are some psycho because in opposite to you pope is an authority for me and you are i don't know who's authority you might be maybe same fools like you who don;t know what church and religion is, you can see clearly that you don't pray and you are not attending in religion classes in school, it is clear you don't respect religion then i dont know if you want then put your picture interesting if you dare. Really kids think about what you are doing because it is clear you dopnt have any idea who pope john paul 2 was

Burn my computer

>>730585410
Someone put this underage fag on a cringe thread

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>>730584926
>dying words?

Wished I'd bought more name brand shoes and leased out more cars. Fuck! too late now. But please get me that Gucci casket.

>>730584926
The Game......

>>730586100
ZeldaismyWHAT

>>730591392
I've alwayst thought this, lol

>>730595435
Too Dated of a reference for the kiddies

>>730584926
The treasure is buried at........

Make /b/ great again.

>>730585386
Kek'd

>>730605033
He was a pedophile, the author of daisy's destruction himself

>>730584926
See you Space cowboy.....

>>730584926
I got 99 problems
But a bitch ain't one

>>730602108
Completely lost
Cheers

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>>730584926
I would not be in a bed, but in a majestic and lonely place that would allow me to appreciate the immensity of our universe. I wouldn't say a word, just drop a silent tear that would die with me.

>>730584926
i love my little sisters.

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>>730584926
I used to be a thief, I horded it all, I was afraid to spend it. it's yours now. The gold is buried in the yard with the big tree behind the.....aaaaaaaaagggggg.........

>>730584926
Delete… Browser…. History…..

>>730584926
bazinga

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>>730584926
My sun, my dearest little sun... It's setting... Oh no...

I should have killed more people

>>730586481
top kek

>>730584926 We're all gonna make it brah

>>730584926

Don't stand on the air-hos.....

I save a lot money with the help of the drugs..

I hid the money in..

End.

>>730584926
Tupac was really killed by...

>>730585688
;_;

"I wish someone was here for this"

>>730584926
"I'll have fries with that"

>>730584926
nothing I die in fear and shit my pants

>>730584926
"I'm not even Irish!"

>>730585694
This

Or

Hitler did nothing wrong

Listen.. to this... https://youtu.be/xub4TyNovdQ

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>>730586270
Jumanji..

>>730584926
get the fuck out of my room, i'm playing minecraft

Witness Me !

>>730584926
Prepare your anus, Satan!

>>730584926
finally, i never even wanted to be here

>>730584926
Tell C.J, All he had to do was follow the damn train...

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>>730612689

>>730584926
don't look through my browser history

>>730585736
>to grandpa

>>730584926

And they called him Jimbo Dandy

>>730593550
>Under a big W
You, me and maybe one other person got this.

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"This... is... from... Matilda."

>>730584926
It's the jews.

>>730585041
There's a Jewish fable about this I'm too lazy to post

>>730584926
Hey Vsauce, Michael here!

>>730586643
Kek

The secret to the krabby patty formula is...

september 16th, follow the moon, when you come across a stray dog, you'll know, and i'll be waiting

There's nothing like a good nut

Make sure to wish me back with the dragon balls.

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I should have quit smoking sooner