Ask a Aussie cop anything

>>730584102
do you arrest kangaroos?

Are you more likely to pull over a shitty commodore or a shitty skyline?

what's the most fosters you've ever had to confiscate from a schoolie?
how many games of knifey spoony have you played before?

>>730584125
not a word of a lie, i have seen a roo in cuffs and leg ties before lol. freaked out in a storm and kicked through a house window, vet had to tranq it.

>>730584258
personally i dont care about either much, but most highway patrol will go for commies more, stats dont lie on what car has the most offences.

>>730584271
No one drinks Fosters in Aus. FYI

>>730584271
biggest haul ive done myself was while sitting in an unmarked car outside a coles bottle shop, 14yr old with a fake id and a trolly with about 8 slabs in it pushing it through the carpark slipped over ( was raining ) and trolly rolled and hit the front of my car.

Do you have to deal with a lot of methheads in your area

Is it a big deal?
Have you arrested someone high on meth, what was it like?

Also do chinks ever get arrested

>>730584102
Is your name Kevin?

>>730584102
Do more officers get killed by people or animals seeing as how the whole country is white and every other creature there is designed to kill you in horrible ways

>>730584102
Why won't you guys just fix the country already and relocate all the aboriginals to the outback?

>>730585198
>the whole country is white
is this really what people think of australia kek

sydney is completely chinese, and others are bad too

>>730584868
meth is 100% the biggest problem in aus and depending where you work it can be 90% of your call outs, myself i dont get it too much.
most my meth calls havent been "too" bad, worst ive personally had to deal with was a 41yr old mother of 7 high on meth, pulled a knife on me while my back was turned trying to calm down her 4yr daughter.
Im 6'2 and well built so i didnt feel i was in too much danger but with the kids around i had to protect them and couldnt use the cap spray so one throat punch later she was down.

also yes, the asian gangs are another big problem depending where you work.

>>730584102
Hi I want to Ben apart of sapols computer forensics unit what pathways should i take (without going uni)

>>730585348
I just thought the british criminals hunted down all the abies when they got there.

>>730584102
How bad was ANZAC day?

>>730584932
OP here - sure isnt.

>>730585398
You know scum is scum without the drugs right?

don't blame drugs when it's the mindset and lifestyle to blame.

>>730585198
OP here - personally never heard of a cop being killed by any animal. but ive seen some pretty fucked up shit caused by them.

>>730585335
As ive seen first hand how they choose to abuse what they are given tbh i 100% agree.

>>730585466
OP here - tbh it went very well, almost everyone was on shift but nothing worse than normal happened.

>>730585461
Nope, most big cities are at least half asian in a lot of parts

>>730585398
Where do you work?
I heard meth basically ruined the central coast and apparently it's bad in the western suburbs of sydney, but I want to know if it's also bad in the east subs

I've got a mate who got beat up by a bloke who they think was high on meth, not sure if I should be worried and expect this or if it was just a one off

>>730584102
Why are you all such arrogant fucks?

Why don't you do more training

Everyone else has to train 4 years just to be a beginner.

But every cops thinks they're the shit after a 6 month course. What's with that?

Those who can't do anything else teach or police?

>>730585442
OP here - hmm...without uni i would reccommend at least a advanced diploma in computer systems, can be done at tafe as a unit. its a hard section to get into but most of the training is done when you get approved to join.

There Is nothing more I want than to becom a coppa in Vic,
I'm 20 and haven't been to uni any advice ?

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>>730584102
TIMESTAMP NEXT TO YOUR BADGE, CUNT

>>730585898
With police checks, is there any point applying for something if you have a record?

>>730585548
OP here - i could not agree more, drugs dont make you stupid, being stupid makes you do drugs.
and once they are on it the shit ruins your life.

>>730585398
sounds badass. keep on trucking

>>730585877
i cant totally disagree with you there, a lot of the new cops get out on there first station roster and let the power go to their heads. normally if you deal with an older cop it goes a lot more smoothly.
and while the training is only 8 months a lot more happens once your on shift.

>>730586043
Wow.
No drugs don't ruin lives.
Police ruin lives for drugs.
Literally the only harmful thing about drugs in any sensible situation is it's illegality.

You cannot have any comprehension of the other side of the coin or you would quit.

Get your fucking priorities in order

>>730584102

this >>730585945

>>730586230
You haven't seen meth abusers

I'm usually in favour of drugs but shit like crack meth and heroin do more than just give a high

>>730586203
Thanks for being straight up.
Instead of trying to cloud the fact.

I appreciate you guys but I wish you would shift priorities to issues of actual danger. Rather than policing stupid political bullshit.

>>730584102
>>730585945
>>730586279
/b/ - Random
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

>>730584102
how does it feel knowing the Aussie Police have stopped/killed more terrorists than some world militaries?

>>730585923
OP here - will be hard to get in at 21, i joined at 24. they look for " life expirence "
really just dont get caught doing anything stupid, passing yr 12 is a good start but not needed. keep fit also all new cops must pass a fitness test each yr.

>>730586313
You've clearly never seen the majority of users functioning perfectly fine.

Yeah you've seen scum that's says "drugs ruined my life"
You know the truth, that scum was already fucked with or drugs.

Btw how do you think these criminals get the money for the fines? I'll give you a hint the same ones that steal for drugs steal for everything

>>730586452
How's it feel to have no events actually related to known extremists?

We literally only have nutters and sympathisers.
It's not like there's actually a sleeper cell or some shit

>>730586532
Out of the meth and heroin users I talk to online, the ones that regret their decisions heavily outweigh those who don't

>>730584102
Is training only 8 months?
Danish cop here, education is 3 years.

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>>730584102
timestamp piggy

What's the worst thing you've seen/experienced (someone got shot, stabbed etc)

also, >>730585945

Is there a lot of sexual tension around the female officers ?

>>730586313
I've seen them mess up peoples inhibitions and personalities. :/

Horrible stuff.

>>730586230
you're retarded m8, lay off the drugs

>>730584102
>Aussie
>cop
im pretty sure you cunts are all criminals

>>730586784
Timestamp??

>>730584102
Why are you all dog cunts?
Follow the book to the point of waiting for people to get hurt right in front of.
Your parents must be proud you fucking cunt.

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>>730585945
OP here - pouring rain so not walking out to my car, badge on graduation plaque

>>730586928
woof woof, Dog cunt

>>730586928
Ohhh yeahhhh that's what they all say

>>730586928
So you've been police in both states?
What are the main differences?

>>730586313
yeah but it would be a lot easier to deal with the problems if they weren't being forced underground... like if you promised people they could have access to clean drugs and equipment, so long as they are supervised while on the drugs or something

>>730586745
Because the ones who are enjoying life aren't online talking about it..
They're active and higher functioning drug addicts.

I know accepted studies say that high functioning addicts are a myth but it's simply not true.

I know many people who use heroin or meth and have great careers and family lives.

But I have to concede if your into meth or heroin and junkies life is never too far away.

But honour and discipline are not related or equivocal to drug use.


Some of the best people I've known have been addicts and junkies.
Some of the worst have been straight edge.

People like to blame the drugs. But it's the people that are the problem.

All the addicts regret their choices. Because they made them. Drugs just allows them an excuse because people let them get away with it.

>>730584102
What's it like to be a complete faggot?

>>730586785
OP here - worst thing....having to try and give CPR to a 7yr old girl who got bashed by her mother who was high on ice. kid didnt make it.

>>730586879
No mate.
Just reading the stats and research.

How about you? Anything to back up that mouth?

>>730586798
OP - ehhhh....no more so than any other workplace i guess

>>730587026
OP here - are we pigs or dogs make up your mind.

>>730587174
See the problem is phrasing.

She was a problem before meth. Drugs didn't make her do it. Stop giving her an excuse.

This was straight up child murder where a person chose to hurt someone to the point of death.

Drugs is no excuse.
They didn't help, but she chose to do that, not meth.

Otherwise why are most meth users fine?

Did you know the busts have caused the big crims to sell Flakka as mdma to children.

>>730586928
Do you personally think it's ok for a recreational weed smoker to cultivate a single plant for personal use?

How do you feel about Australian's general disposition towards police?

Are speed cameras placed primarily for revenue raising, or do you really think they save lives?

>>730587379
Well both.

Pigs are your title.

Dogs are a nickname.

Just feel better the same faggots would call you crying for help if the need arose.

>>730587118
OP here - yes, getting gangs of these fuckwits all over the place, 95% of car jackings and home invasions. kids as young as 12 trying to carjack people.

>>730587379
I never called you a pig?
You're clearly as stupid as i assume.

American cops are pigs, At least they shoot niggers when shit gets rough. You Dogs just say " we can't do anything until something happens"

Just wanna say cops are fuckin dope and anyone who disrespects them are fuckin Muslim dogs or some other parasite from another country

>>730587565
What's the deterant for being a 12 yr old attempted carjacker? 18 months parole a Julie stint or something?

>>730584102
Can yall decrypt wickr?

>>730587404
OP here - yes she was a problem before meth for many years, but she was a long way from child abuse, she was a loving, if not troubled morher.
she started on ice and 3 months later shes killed her kid.
druhs 100% made her do it because she was off her fucking head.
and i have no doubt there are users who love great normal lives but these are not the people i deal with daily, and i can only comment on what ive seen.

>>730587242
>How about you? Anything to back up that mouth?
Sure, I've seen a good friend go from being a bright student in high school to basically needing to be institutionalised for those around him and his own safety. A girl stooped to hooking and later offed herself because she couldn't get clean. I'm not saying don't do drugs but to say they don't ruin lives is plain wrong, regardless off statistics.

>>730584102
Tell us about some unusual or interesting cases.

>>730587708
OP here - i'm just a shitkicker, that's for the suits

>>730587379
I never got the "dog" thing, dogs are loyal animals and people are trying to disparage cops by calling them "dogs"? surely there are worse animals to be referred to.

>>730587830
Of course. I understand, that was the point I was trying to make earlier.
By definition you won't see the good side.

Every conversation I have with police about drug culture they hold the standard propaganda line.
Drugs only ruin lives.

But he truth is most users are fine. The majority of us are users in some way or another. Most of us are fine.

The freaks are always the freaks.
The drugs make things unstable. But I've been so high I nearly went to hospital. You always have a choice. You always have a moral compass.

She made the choice. Giving her an excuse like she was high only cheapens the life of the angel she killed.

It's like when people drink. Some people claim no memory or control. But it's a lie. Some people are too ashamed to admit they made a choice

>>730584102
How many times have you arrested a drunk, a prostitute, and a kangaroo for the same bar brawl?

>>730587438
OP here - some good questions..

1st i have no problem with weed, ive never been to a call out because a pot head is trying to break into a store. as for growing as long as it was for personal use, and not tonnes of the stuff i wouldnt mind at all.

being in the public so much makes it hard at times, news only shows the bad, doesnt show the lives we save at accidents while waiting for the ambos...on the most part im glad we are seen in a better light than most other places at least.

speed cameras are a hard one...i am all for having them around schools, im well aware people just slow down then speed up again but at least their doin 40 past the kids, i dont agree with having them in useless places as i agree, its just money making - at least being set how they are, being 0-15 over not a huge deal, being 20+ over thats a problem.

>>730584102
Why are you lot so shit at catching motorbikes?
I've seen so many clips and stories of people getting away from you on 300ccs

>>730584102
> aussie cop

wow. an aussie cop. don't you have better things to do than be on this site? like.. running child porn websites for 8 months while trading terabytes worth of childporn while 'pretending' to catch pedophiles?

doesn't that make you proud to be a cop? kek.

you people disgust me, are a danger to children across the nation, and you should all kill yourselves.

>>730588065
Well no. Dogs are mangy flea ridden animals. They're rabid. If you lay with dogs you rise with fleas

If it's not your dog, or slightly wild it's untrustworthy.

I'm a dog lover and I agree with you, just playing devils advocate

>>730588012
Is it illegal for a passenger to drink alcohol in a car? I've never had a clear answer to this. If it is, what would they be charged with and would the driver be in shit too?

>>730584102
*an

>>730588224
kill yourself, pig.

>>730588224
Good man.

Just putting this here.

I appreciate your service you seem like a reasonable guy.

We could do with a thousand more like you sir.

>>730588224
What do you think of coppers from other states/federal police?

>>730588270
fair point, i honestly never thought of that.

>>730584271
Fosters is made in Canada. At least the Fosters we get in the US is brewed in Canada. It's a gimmick.

Fosters - Canadian for beer.

>>730588149
My brother took Meth and he regret it. While he hasn't gone on any wild rampages 1. he has a warped personality and is a mega-pain to be around and, 2. the relationship between my brother and myself is irreparable.

What do you say to that?

Hard drugs are just misery.

>>730588296
I think yes because open container in the vehicle just get told to tip it unless you're a cunt

>>730587704
OP here - if i had it my way deport them on first offence. most will get off with a good behaviour bond which is the worst part, we work hard to catch these people and the courts just let them walk free.

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>>730588351

>>730588269
I doubt a 'patrol cop' has anything at all to do with that shit m80.

>>730584102

why do you cunts always act like overly aggressive cunts, a cop knocked on my door the other day to give me a sheet paper and treats me like a crim all the while trying to vainly to intimidate me by virtue of his uniform which obviously never works

>>730585398
What do aussies mean when they say 'Asians'? Chinks, japs, koreans or Indians, pakis, etc?

Also, which ethnicity are you most likely to arrest for the same crime?

>>730588164
OP here - more times then you would think

>>730588473
just kill yourself, pedo.

>>730588502
kill yourself

>>730588149
As a drug user with a cop as an uncle, I have to say I partially disagree with you. Im big on pot, LSD, shrooms and mdma, but i have done meth coke and heroin in the last and i have to say that meth, including methy pingers, is something else. Also, living in Perth, the meth capital of Australia, I have seen friends lost to it and strangers lost to it. Its inportant that you and I differentiate between drugs like pot and meth, we cant lump everything into the same catagory, thats what the laws have done and we can see it simply does not work.

australian cops are human trash.

Are Aus niggers just as bad as the rest of the world or are they less nigger?

>>730587118
Love me a gif of getting a pussy bitch ass white boi getting thrashed by real black men. Here, have an upvote.

>>730584102
Have you ever had to shitpost your way out of a dangerous situation ?

kek. when oz cops are raping kids they're sellin meth.

>>730588461
I say it's an excuse.
Why do you think he took drugs in the first place?

Wasn't because his life was so fulfilled he didn't need anything else..

I smoked meth and still occasionally do.

Never hurt a fly, had a criminal record before drugs. Haven't committed a serious single offence since using them. Weed daily, acid often, meth occasionally, mdma sometimes.

Seriously.
Being a shit person is already inside you.

If you tell an addict it's ok to behave like x because you're high. They will.

If you apply the same standards and tell them to be real. they pull themselves into line just fine.

You are functioning fine on drugs til you're caught. Or need something to blame besides yourself.

>>730588224
Good answers. I work at a bottle-o in a pretty rough area and I've had to call you guys plenty of times. I for one appreciate having someone to call when you're in a tight spot. Cheers mate.

>>730588296
OP here - depends what state, im in VIC and here yes it is illegal to have a open container in the car, 99% of the time you will get asked to pour it out at very worst, i myself have never asked anyone to do this, as long as the drivers clean who am i to ruin someones night.

>>730585398
Did you tell her, "that's not a knife this is a knife" and then pull out your cock and do the helicopter

>>730588065
dogs are filthy animals and will shit were they sleep. pro-tip not even pigs shit near their beds....

>>730588853
hey pedo pig:
kill yourself

>>730588633
Never had any real problems with Africans, but Abos are generally trash. Not OP just an aussie bloke

>>730588853
how many children have you molested this week?

>>730588528
OP here - asians.. jap china fillo mostly.

most common serious crime are africans for home invasion / car jacking and or theft.

>>730589006
interesting. you should probably kill yourself.

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Hey OP, Townsville fag here. Just wondering whether you were there when that whole Martin Place thing went down. Haven't read the rest of the thread so idk if you've said where you're from.

By the way that whole Martin Place thing was a fucking spectacular failure, wouldn't you agree?
>mfw police couldn't shed blood on TV

>>730587832
Bu-But muh-Legalize 420blazeitfaggotstraightmarijuannainjection
Seriously though, Its hard for drug-anon to research his argument when hes stoned - not the best mindset for researching. FUCK DRUGS

>>730585398
In what world are Asian gangs a problem? Are you a police officer from the 90s?
>OP is a lying faggot

>>730584102
how many children do you believe you've molested during your entire career? more than a hundred?

>>730588896
OP here - next time ill be sure to do that!

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OP here - i love sucking off my colleagues each shift

>>730584102
I've been interested in joining the coppers after doing a pretty shitty music degree. Do you have any advice before joining the academy? I'm pretty fit and can build more fitness but do you recommend getting some sort of visible muscle or getting some self defence experience?

>>730589006
Kek
>jap gangs
OP is a lier. SAGE.

>>730589006
WWYD if you were in this situation? >>730587118

>>730588612
Meth isn't the problem though.

It's people's education on the issue. I'm familiar with meth. Intimately. I know the troubles you guys are all talking about.

My point is about 2 out of 5 people are smoking meth right now.

The country isn't burning down.
Didn't burn down in the 60s
Didn't burn down in the 80s,90s,00s or now.

Future "super-meth" also won't be that bad either. It's propoganda blown out of proportion.

Most pill users would gasp audibly if you told them it's "ice" in their pills.

But it is.

Guess what at any music festival there's at least 5000 cunts on meth.

Probably one or two fights.

Personal annecdotes don't beat logic and observations. We've seen very different sides of the coin I think

>>730589154
be sure to kill yourself too, pedo.

>>730586892
straight out .

fuck the lotta ya .

>>730588751
OP here - a few times yes, a small house call turns into 50 people out in the streets, gotta try and keep the peace while back up comes.

>>730589189
What uni?
Only curious cause my music degree was shit too

jap gangs in australia.. what a fucking stupid retard.

>>730589189
OP here - if you've got an attitude you're half way there. don't need muscle when you've got tasers and oc spray

>>730589264
kill yourself

>>730589267
Uni of Tas, but originally from melbourne so looking at VicPol

>>730589318
when you are in the police force, is it true you're trained to rape up to 500 children in a year?

>>730589123
OP here - go hang out in dandenong at 3am, dont bother calling me.

>>730587109
If they can function well on the drugs and have a good life why the fuck do they need the drug? like fuck usually people go on about weed being the curse to all ailments, talking about how it transforms the human to the next evolutionary edge and shit but you're talking about people straight up taking meth and Krokodil.

And as you said "No accepted studies" So all you got is non-reliable sources of anecdotal evidence, basically just a theory, not a fact.

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>>730589006
interesting. its the same in the USA too, African-American commit more serious violent crime.

>>730589208
>My point is about 2 out of 5 people are smoking meth right now.
so like 7 or 8 million people smoke meth? righto

>>730589335
Wow the state unis must have the wittiest programs.

CQUniversity was shit too

Thinking of moving for my masters.

Have you thought of joinging police or army band?

Whatcha thinking bout
https://youtu.be/QHiaw1JLc7o

>>730589318
Yeh that and everytime ive seen cops theyre in a massive group or with at least one other partner so i guess you got others to have your back sometimes

>>730589385
OP here - I'm a lying faggot that should just kill myself.

>>730589200
OP here - didnt mention jap gangs at all lol. nice one

>>730589425
OP here - no, they won't let me. I haven't raped enough children.

>>730584102
Whats your postcode? You said anything.

>>730589411
That's racist, can you please delete this.

>>730589385
Kek as if. Dandenong is full of niggers and island niggers. It's literally called Sudandenong because of all the coons. Asians are not a problem
>OP is a faggot

>>730589440
OP here - we're in a massive group because we're gutless child molesters.

>>730589488
See this:
>>730589006

>>730589046
Not OP here - I agree, they totally fucked it. Should have had the army deal with it.

>>730589442
OP here. Identity theft is a crime.

>>730589425
Look man UTAS isnt that bad the Con is fairly small and got good teachers, depending on what you wanna do. Only reason I wanna stop after 4 years is that I really dont wanna become a teacher, i wanna do something hands on and have always wanted to be a cop since i was a kid (my 2nd cousins are cops)
And nah man from last i heard in the VicPol, the police band got disbanded cause of lack of funding (surprise) which was a shame cause they were actually solid as - they came to my school a couple years before they got dumped

>>730589437
I was just playing this game

>>730589411
I'm curious to see stats of ethnic population percentage compared to ethnic crime percentages. 'Black' population in metropolitan Aus would be much much lower than populations in the US by a very wide margin.

>>730589602
OP here - this is true.

>>730589189
OP here - other reply is clearly not me.
you dont need to be some muscle bound gym rat, just general fitness is good. clean up on your math and english skills for the entry exam, you can download a test booklet of the current exam to read over.

>>730589421
Yes.
Why do you think the police bust it by the ton..

Work out how many mouths that smoke goes into

0.1 gram is a large average hit

Also go and check that rates of possession considering that these people did it everyday before being caught.

Or do you think the police have a huge rate of busts compared to addicts?

Most users are never caught and use every day.

Most people who are users you would never know..

But check the stats
Extrapolate your findings for me?

>>730587098
I agree as long as the dosages were eventually cut to nil and such, but the problem is no one, myself included wants to spent tax money on programs helping people who can't help themselves, such as 99% of drug users. When you dun did the leaf injection straight into the blood you fucked up, better get a new human rather then fix it.

Ideally when there's nothing better to do and all the robots are taking over, i'd like to see government provided drugs where you sign into a program where they wean you off.

Problem is even when you're not addicted you felt its pull, you will still get urges. and if you let your guard down

your dead kiddo

again

>>730589655
OP here - Yes, it is actually a real crime. Please stop doing this.

OP here - i became a cop because i was the picked on in high school stereotype and i get to compensate by being a cunt to whoever i want

>>730589730
OP here - tax money is far better spent training police to run child porn websites for over 8 months.

>>730586928

Yeah i have one for you op

are speed ticket quota's real or urban legend?

>>730589631
OP here - replying to two different questions, nice reading.

Free my mate Darro

>>730589574
OGOP here. Who do you think is buying stolen car parts off the bastards? The black markets being run by yellows.

>>730589721
OP here - police are addicts too. mainly child porn and meth.

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>>730584102
thats not in aus faggot

>>730589680
I was actually looking at that today, im fuckin hopeless at maths but it was literally year 10 level so I reckon i should be alright, everything seemed pretty straight forward

>>730589856
OP here - they pay us to turn a blind eye.

>>730589913
Check the crest faggot

>>730589913

he already timestamped his badge you stupid fuck

read the thread before going full autism

>>730589915
OP here - year 10? too smart for us, mate. unless you're good at downloading child porn?

>>730589856
Wrong again idiot. The cars are being stolen and given to bikies. My cousin does youth work in Sudandenong. You're just digging yourself into a bigger hole faggot.

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>>730589565

>>730584102
I always wonder if aussie cops butt are hairy. No homo.

>>730589990
OP here - he probably pays us off to stay out of jail. most of them do.

>>730589945
check mine cuck fuck cops

>>730590032
OP here - all aussie cops look like jimmy savile but wearing aviator sunglasses.

>>730589965
yeh man thats what they described in the booklet, was thinking about TasPol but theyre fuckin hopeless when it comes to recruitment, only accept like 12 every half year, VicPol spitting out recruits like anything

>>730584102
Thoughts on the VLAD laws?

Why do you think they don't apply to police too?
The wording is vague enough that it would work against cops.

Why is this allowed? Is it just because we're sheeple?

>>730589990
>Sudandenong
this sydfag keked

the sudanese community here all live in blacktown

>>730590057

When your crest is a tramp stamp of a butterfly, then yeah, there probably is a good chance you fuck cops

>>730589836
OP here - half and half, im not highway patrol so its rare for me to pull someone over for speeding, 0-15 over depending on where it is i just give a warning. over 20 then its a ticket.
HWP on the other hand dont have a quota as such, but they do have different operations where they target different things more than others. one week a cop might let u off for 10 over, next week the same cop might fine you.

>>730590122
OP here - we don't care. we have child porn sites to run on tor.

are you a beat cop like shopping centres or patrol , highway ?

>>730590171
like anyone gives a fuck, pedocop.

>>730589732
OP here. Pirating someones 4chan post is the equivalent of inflicticting grievous bodily harm on hitler.

>>730590211
OP here - im a beat cop. I beat off to child porn all day long.

>>730589913
OP here - i hope you dont drive a car with eyesight like that.
that is the SOGs bearcat response truck.
but ya know, good job.

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>>730584102

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FUt-yxJODxI&feature=youtu.be

>>730590188
You still use Tor? Lol you do know the entire thing is now run by the feds right? What a dumb fuck.

>>730590171

Fair call

My gf got pinged for 2km over in a 60 zone which is why I ask

I've only had one ticket in 5 years, 145 in a 70 zone.. Fucking expensive

>>730590211
OP here - i'm general duties (beat) but looking to become a detective, just need to keep taking it up the ass from my superior for another month or two

>>730590311
Literally has the logo on it...

is it true all australian police are monster child molesters?1

Hey OP - why are cops in Victoria such psycho pricks?

>>730589721
>But check the stats
>Extrapolate your findings for me?
"A new study published in the Medical Journal of Australia shows there are 268,000 regular and dependent methamphetamine users in Australia."
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-02-29/trippling-in-methamphetamine-use-australia-five-years/7207012
Its from last year but i cbf searching more. A far cry from your 2 out of 5 though, in certain demographics maybe but not entire population.

>>730590365
OP here - because the anti-corruption investigations have made their lives a lot harder.

>>730590320
You know 105 is a pretty low result right?

>>730590365

uh because they ahve to deal with stupid fucks like the apex gang?

>>730590439
OP here - the niggers pay us well.

>>730589851
Darro is a cunt, free Wayno instead

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>>73059033 you cunts dont get paid enough to deal with all ur shit on job, but some cops are cocks especially if its a young guy with older partner

>>730589990
OP here. If you knew anything you would know sudandenongs are never going to join the bikies. So why would they give them stolen vehicles? You think the bikies are going to take redhot car parts? Fuckwit.

>>730590426
90-110 is broad average iq, majority of the population

>>730590330
OP here - 2km over is just a dick move, i dont even set my moving radar that low. sorry on behalf of whatever knob wrote that one out.

and 145 in a 70 is a bad one, im guessing instant loss for 12months?

>>730590527
OP here - it's true. because we're corrupt cunts.

OP here - OP here

Can you explain to us the mystery of regional police being so well groomed in comparison to their city counterparts to the point where they look photoshoot ready? :S

>>730590594

QLD is pretty lax actually, it's the only reason I didn't get the book thrown at me

6 months, fines of about $1200 all up or so. The officer also threatened to hit me with reckless driving but decided against it after we had a chat.

In the end I was being an idiot, and i paid the price

Riding a 1000cc bike hard up a mountain..

>>730590330
Is your gf a nigger? Or brown? Or not white? Because no white person would get booked for 2 km over.

>>730590406
Exactly now for the extrapolation.

How many drug addicts admit to using it regualrly? Out of 10? Check how they found their "users" not exactly an honest figure for total amount available..

How many addicts are caught as a percentage relative to total addict numbers? I'd say quite low considering they don't actively target users rather than dealers..

So already we can see that's bullshit.

As I said I'm familiar with the current findings and what people are saying but it's simply not true.

Doesn't help it's not legal or moral to study. Which make accurate results and reporting impossible.


But yes in your demographic obviously. Young to middle age.
Low to middle income.

11 year old and lower aren't on that much meth.

Neither are the seniors.

A little bit of looking and logic here will help

>>730589814
doubt your op but enlighten me why any government official would want to run a cp site on tor?

Also if you read i literally said fuck giving taxes to druggos literally first sentence cunt

>>730590365
OP here - trust me i know what you mean, and i myself really try to not be a dick to anyone, i know people make mistakes but it doesnt mean you need to be a total dick about it.
its the same with any job really, some people are dicks and some people just shouldnt do it.

>>730590766

Nah I had a fucking cunt of a cop do the job

Check this guy out, i'll never forget his name because he later charged me with obstruct or assault a officer in the commission of their duty for putting up a cardboard sign that said "Speed camera"

Constable Keith Fanning

He was actually a motorcycle officer who got put on station duties after he used his *BATON* to hit the arms of another motorcyclist who failed to stop at a RBT

He then filed for fucking workers comp after being put on station duties for his actions

the guy is the epitome of why the public hate the police.

Op here. Low Key queer.

>>730590850
OP ( real here ) - no its not me replying

>>730584102
What sort of questions do they ask during the polygraph?

>>730590850
We were doing so well ignoring the stupid faggot and you had to engage with him.

>>730584102
Hey Matt howzit

>>730590850
>>730591001
i'm real OP don't listen to him

>>730591008

not op here

A polygraph is horrible evidence and any half decent lawer will fuck it up when it gets to court

>>730590838
Well we'll agree to disagree m8, I'm going to bed.

OP Here- big tits and beer

whats the most fuck thing u witness or seen on job

>>730590726
OP here - lucky to get away with that, fine is harsh but its better than us having to tell your family you wiped out on a corner because someone cut the solid line and took you out because you couldnt stop in time.
but like ive said i dont mind a little over, more so for bikes because i ride too and well....they are fun lol

I've got an artesian well on my property and the water pressure is lousy. Any suggestions?

>>730591093
Wasn't the question I asked.

>>730591231
Dig deeper cunt.

>>730591210

My bike will do 135km/h in 2nd... it's probably not road suitable..

>>730591008
OP here - as per other reply, polys are terrible on the best of days and very rarely used.

>>730590171
Hey OP, you sound alright. Answer me this. My CC was stolen from my mailbox + identity theft, they went on a $24 K shopping spree. Bank has all the details like what they bought where/ what time etc. Reported it to the cops but haven't heard back in 4 months. Not enough resources to track them down? Noone cares about CC theft or what?

>>730591253
OP here - sorry i miss read it too, do you mean while applying? you dont take a poly.

>>730591210
I'd daily ride a moto if I was the only one on the road

>>730591093
Control to start
Baseline questions then trick questions to see how you react and how defensive you become.

It's more so they can say subject/ defendant was willing/unwilling to comply with requests/ directives in court/interviews.

>>730591231
Not OP here- Agricultural engineer. Wd40 on the windmill mate. Otherwise theres a pump blockage. Turn off your generator and drain your main water tank. Clear out the sludge. The amount of properties i go to where the tanks have shit building up in them.

>>730584102
Your great grandfather wouldn't be proud of you

>>730587708
ASIO employee here.

Not to my knowledge, but I'm nowhere near the top pay grade.

>>730589411
roughly 900 drug violations PER CAPITA? i must be reading this shit wrong, even if, noone would get caught this often or confess to it in any study.

>>730591356
Bank is liable and should pay you what was stolen provided you didn't give it willingly.

Nope most cc theft is overseas. That and specialised search methods are required.. not worth it for an induvidual case..

>>730587708
>>730591609
>can you defeat math

>>730591205
OP here - hmm....child deaths are normally the worst of it for me. parents dieing in a crash and having to explain it to the kid whos traped under their dead mother for 90 minutes or 12yr old kids killing themselves over some facebook post.
an interesting day for me was having to google how many ribs a cow had when we found a semi rotten rib cage in a field full of used condoms.

Met Police TSG, how bad is the drinking problem, as a bobby it was 3/4 of my call outs after about 10pm.
Also, Spice as big a problem there?

>>730591510
This is good advice, just had to dredge our pump

>>730587708

ASIO Employee here also

Wickr never opened themselves to external security audits, Signal did

nuff said

>>730591737
Not OP
Spice isn't legal here. Never got established really otherwise we'd be fucked.

Drinking is pretty much the entire problem here

>>730591640
Yeah I got the money from the bank. But the CC was used here in a furniture store. All the coppers had to do was to go to the shop and check CC tv. Is that still too hard?

>>730591356
OP here - somthing like this wouldnt be delt with by general police, the bank normally does all the checks and once confirmed should refund your money then pass it onto police if theres any chance of catching them, somthing like this is delt with by a special unit.
i know it sucks and can take months, ide try chasing up with the bank on their progress.

>>730591932
Well then hassle them. Squeaky wheel gets oiled. Try and be polite and get escalated when you can.
Good luck buddy.
Hopefully OP has better advice

>>730591945
See
>>730591932

>>730584271
Yeah. No one drinks Newcastle Brown in Newcastle either I discovered. I don't blame them. It's crap. I actually saw Bud on the top shelf in one bar.

>>730590838
mate, sounds like you're on meth.

>>730591932
OP - if that fell on my desk i would follow that up...sounds pretty straight forward which is a nice change...ide go back to the station and ask for more info on progress

>>730591932
OP here again - also dont talk to whoever comes to the front desk, 9/10 times its a 1st yr cop. ask to talk to the station Sgt if possible, if they cant help they should at least be able to pass it onto who can.

>>730592355

@op why are the desk cops always HUGE cunts then? it seems like they're always super angry about nothing

>>730592186
Ok ta, will do. But yeah few months old now so I doubt cctv footage still exists . I mean I got the money back so I dont care much but I thought cops would be all over an easy catch like this one

>>730592161
Wow.
Hardly a response.


Mate, sounds like you're drunk.

>>730592397
Because they're desk cops..
Pretty self explanatory.

All bogans and complaints.

Why haven't you found me stolen pluggers yet you dogs. I told youse Kev took em.

>>730592066
Everyone drinks Newcastle Brown in Newcastle its like irn bru for Scotish people , blood for vampires

>>730592403
OP here - as i said if this came to me i would follow it up, its rare to catch someone for this kind of thing it would be a nice change if it was this easy to find them.

to your other post... well a million things, could be the end of a long shift having delt with idiots all day, could have just come back from a bad call out, could just be an asshole. i always try and be polite and helpful, if someones first contact with the cops is coming in asking for help i dont want to be the one to give them a reason to hate cops.

ASUS here- Snowden endorses Signal and look where that got him. Still cant figure out if wellick or Elliot caysed 5/9 though.

OP haven't seen if you've specified, but what's area of Vic are you from?

Also most of you are good cunts, shame it's only the drop kicks that everyone seems to run into.

>>730584102
op why do all cops have shit hand writing

>>730593114
The minority's ruin everything.
Not racist. Just saying like 10 percent are cunts that tarnish good men and women, but this is 4 chan. So it's racist too

>>730593128
OP here - mines never been good lol, but cant really say...after writing out a thousand reports maybe we just all get sloppy?

>>730593114
OP here - same with any profession really, one bad memory outweighs all the good ones.
im from the north east suburbs.

>>730591736
Hahaha wtf was that last bit?!
Did you get to the bottom of it?

OP here -

last post guys going to sleep now, been a fun chat might continue tomorrow if any1s interested in some more shit talk from me.

>>730593264
>>730593264
Is it true you spend more time writing reports than chasing bad guys?

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>>730593264
Well cant say the same for qps

>>730593446
OP here - needed to reply before sleep.
turned out to be a rib cage from a cow that had died to wild dogs.
turned out the meth head who lived about a km away from this dudes farm was walking home one night and decided to start fucking the ribcage...at least he used protetion i guess?

>>730592753
I was a 12 yr old kid running late to a school awards day in the city. Asked some cops for directions and they all just laughed at me. Super-glared at them and left, bad experience still slightly dislike police esp when they're in larger numbers.

>>730593669
Bloody hell... Cheers for the bantz mate.

>>730592461
nah im on meth

>>730593669
Fuckin methematician

>>730593400
Fawkner by any chance?

Couple of good blokes there.