Hello /b/. What is your opinion of Amy Schumer?

>>730577680
Oink oink oink

Here piggy piggy piggy

aren't we done with this topic?

She truly has a face that looks like a pig. It's incredible to think that anybody could maintain an erection with her

>>730577680
I want to violently hate fuck her so bad

She's just another unfunny female comedian.

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I think she's sexy. I suspect she'd be pretty fucking annoying, but that wouldn't stop me from fucking the shit out of her.

>>730577680
Sexiest and funniest female comic ever. She is my goddess. My addiction. My ultimate celeb rape fantasy. So perfect in every way. Her perfectly thick body, beautiful facial features, filthy mouth, know she has an amazing looking cunt, has to. Also her general sexiness is u equalled. She is truly one of the world's only two true 10/10 (Maisie Williams being the other) I want to marry Amy Schumer and force her to be my breed sow.

>>730577680
In the trash it goes.

>>730578263
She's so ugly, disgusting and unfunny that I wouldn't even hatefuck her for a million dollars.

>>730577680
Bottom tier waifu
If you choose her as such you must kill yourself via noose of bacon and livestream it

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>>730578377
You haven't seen her recently, have you?

She was going to play Barbie. Now she's not.

Picture related and not exaggerated.

I hope they make a new live action Muppets movie made with corpses of real celebrities. Obvious Miss Piggy here. Andy Kindler can be Kermit.

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Her knees are tapped souls

>>730578693
She's not even in the waifu bin, anon.

>>730577680
She would have been a more respectable person if she had gone in to porn.

Filthy no talent jew pig

>>730578599
If serious, kill yourself.
If sarcasm, kill yourself.

>>730578739
Bestiality, right? She'd be the pig.

>>730578712
I'd still do her. I don't mind big girls. And I'd bet that when she's fatter she'd just put more effort in because her self esteem would be lower than usual.

>>730578660
I'd love to fill this annoying ugly slut with cum

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>>730578729
Youd be surprised the shit people are into
>mfw

>>730578811
You've got it all wrong, anon. This is a beast that doesn't put any effort into ANYTHING, and has made it clear that men have to do all the work for her. Plus it's not just about her being big. She's ugly, she has a horrible, grating personality and voice, and she's the most used commodity on the planet that the only thing more used than Amy Schumer is likely oxygen and MAYBE water.

>>730578877
That's what a girl I love deserves. I wouldn't want this... THING breeding, especially not with my genes.

Though then again, she probably takes birth control 24/7 anyway.

>>730578893
I really wouldn't, but people need to get better tastes.

>>730577680

I like her.

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She steals from other comics, not funny, not sexy mss piggy of comedy...

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Molly Lambert

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>>730579093
pic related

>>730579245
I honestly can't tell what one's the potato and what one's Amy

>>730578725
I keep looking for a hi def version of this.

>>730579286

and yet you're still here :) you love amy more then me.

>>730579220
Holy moley!

>>730577680
i mean, id fuck her. But thats really about it

i don't like the fact that everybody is talking about her
internet is full of anti schumer memes

but i don't even understand, why people would even waste a single thought about her.
bad publicity is still publicity, you know?

this person is so fucking irrelevant
who the fuck is she even?

>>730579497

She wouldn't fuck you dude lol

>>730579533
she's a jew so shill machine is turned on to promote her... for some recognizability is more important than the positive views of her. they're invested pretty substantially in her, so they have to milk it whatever way they can... they will keep talking about her regardless of how shit she is and they will keep making movies with her so people go see them just to tell how much they hate them.

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>>730577680

love your self deprecating sense of humor

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>>730577680
If they made a live action adaptation of the muppets, no one else could play Ms. Piggy other than her.

%triforce

>>730580011
i didn't know about her until i saw the memes tbh
eurofag here

so in fact, threads like this promote her in a certain way

>>730579794
She would literally fuck anyone. She even jokes about it. She's a slut because she knows that's the only kind of male attention she can get.

>>730579382
That IS the high-def version.

>>730579245
Same thing.

>>730581655
And yet she'll still make you do all the work.

>>730581724
Men do all the work anyway. Women just have to lie there like a slug and take it.

>>730577680
IMO she is not funny.

>>730577680
She is a great woman who is original, hilarious, and beautiful. If anyone disagrees they are a fagot who flaps to traps too much.

>>730578263
Dude I'm impressed because it's a known fact that even the most depraved rapist would go flaccid when trying to fuck her

>>730577680
Schumer?
More like Amy TUMOUR?

RIGHT LADIES?

Not as ugly as everyone says she is not as funny as she thinks she is.

>>730577680
Not funny

fat and tiny tits
>american

>>730581888
Depends on the girl. Some are actually quite active. I know one, actually. Maybe one day she'll let me date her.

>>730582649
Nothing wrong with tiny tits, but hers look like cancerous marshmallows.

When she was a little girl she wanted to be a comedian, nobody is laughing now.

She is objectively one of the funniest stand up comics currently alive and a damn fine comedy writer too.

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>>730581898
Well played fag well played.

>>730579323

the resulting tsunami killed thousands in Japan.

>>730584120
I think the death toll was a lot higher than that, anon.

But she's a woman so it's okay. She'll be let free.

>>730578908
>the only thing more used than Amy Schumer is likely oxygen and MAYBE water.

Only because of the men furiously brushing their teeth to stop their mouths smelling like a farm animal

>>730577680

In denial fat bitch that used to be somewhat skinny and let herself go she is happy to call herself fat but if someone else says she is plus size she has a bitch fit.

Also not funny all her jokes are is talk about slutty shit or how much of a cum dumpster she is go watch her new shit i bet you cant go 2 minutes without her saying something sex related.

Given that id like to violently fuck her maybe cut her a bit and make her gag on my cock until she threw up like the little piggy she is.