Dubs decides what I say

>>730573354
Hi Eliza, it says here you probably look better in person than in this beautiful picture, can we meet so I can check?

I'm not a robot

You a tits or ass man?

Roll

>>730573354
why haven't we had sex yet?

>>730573354
look I'm just gonna get this out of the way first thing: i swiped you by accident, i really like dicks, but if you'd be willing to wear a strap on and fuck me, i think this could work out

>>730573354
hi

Hi I like your smile.
Do you wipe forward or backward?

Unmatch me right now if you don't want to have sex with me asap

>>730573354
>Dubs decides what I say

"Hi, I'm an autistic fucktard Rain Man who is fascinated by the post numbers."

>>730573354
you look like my brother, can you send me a picture of your finger in your ass so i can be sure?

I would like to crawl in a tree and have sex in there, what bout you?

Your gonna get fucked. Hard.

>>730573838
Roll

>>730573354
your name says "eliza" but this dick says "i like ya"

Do you like ducks or fucks?

>>730573354
aaayyy bby wun sum fuk?

if you were stranded on an island and you could only bring one item with you, why would my ex cheat on me?

Would you be into pegging a man?

Your tits look fucking marvelous

why are wearing spic clothes?

I'm actually into men I was just tricked by your profile picture.

Hello is this the Krusty Krab

How big is your dick

Cover up that belly. The muslims will find us

>>730574199
lmfaooooo

>>730574199
wut

>>730573354
will you marry me?

>>730574199
i'm fucking dead

>>730573354
Nudes?

>>730573354
"Wanna smash pissers?"

>>730573354
I want to have a serious relationship with you
Let's go on 10 dates and not touch each other
After that I'm gonna propose to you infront of a sunset so that Hitler can eat you up with his big fat pussy.
Will you marry me Eliza?
Ravioli ravioli in my cummioly

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>>730574199

>>730574336
Reroll

inb4bot

>>730574336
Hahah wtf
So close

>>730574336
roll

>>730574336
...
Add Hitler is like my idol my nigga

>>730574390
roll for that shit

>>730574336
reroll

lets get a look at those tits

>>730574336
Ravioli ravioli in my pre cummioli

>>730574444
Quads of god

>>730574444
oh shit

>>730574444
shit nigga

How far does my finger go in your ass till I touch shit?

Guess who did nothing wrong?

>>730574480
calm down faggot

>>730574444
great

>>730574499
Birth control

>>730574561
i dont doubt that

>>730574444
well boys it's time to pack up

>>730574572
Who the fuck are you

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To bad she was from Brasil....

>>730574615
OP

>>730573354
Jabbas face looks more decent than yours
Your body is average though
We can try to put a mask on you and have sex
PS I'm a commie

>>730574709
Deliver nigga

>>730574712
Roll I guess

>>730573354
Ask if she's into computers. If she says yes, ask if she knows how to handle D.

>>730573354
I have an alright dick, like 6, maybe 6.5 inches, but I just can't reach it. Not even with my tongue. Can you recommend any stretching techniques or something?

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>>730574627
Ups hosecock part is missing

long story short

I look great

>>730573354
>>730574199
Op deliver you useless piece of shit

>>730574444
fuck

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>>730575170
She hasn't responded