help me kill my neighbors dog, /b/. They leave it on the balcony

meat with pills never fails, i offed my neighbour's chihuahua a few years back with a shitload of beta blockers

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>>730571567
Stupid faggot that'll never work.

Do this
>break old lightbulb
>grind glass into semi fine powder
>use powder to season the meat
>feed it to the mut

It'll die of internal bleeding my the next morn. YOU'RE WELCOME

>>730571567
Or you could do it the not utter shit of a human being and either A. Talk to them B. Talk to your local law enforcement.

Super-soaker full of gasoline and a roman candle, never fails.

>>730571666
is there anything cheap i can put in there? Earliest they'll notice is probably in the morning when they let him back in.

>>730571567
I sear to god if you kill that dog im going to find where you live and shove pills down your throat. Its just an animal doing what animals do.

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>>730571666

chek'd

>>730571739
they're a rude af old couple, they wouldn't give the slightest of shit if I talked to them. plus ive seen cops at their house before and it apparently didnt help

>>730571812
>what animals do
Be fucking annoying. That's what they do. That's why op made this post. Pupper must suffer

>>730571749
paracetamol/tylenol

even in small doses it's dangerous to dogs

>>730571812
>wishful thinking
>impotent rage

quit your whining, the dog needs to fucking die

>>730571567
>Step 1: Change all of their clocks to 1 am. Dog stops barking.
>Step 2: ???
>Step 3: Profit.

>>730571915
also ibuprofen, same deal

>>730571812
its a piece of shit retriever or some shit that won't listen. Plus my well being is a lot more important than some filthy dogs that won't shut the fuck up

Wouldn't the easiest thing to get be chocolate? pretty sure dark chocolate will be poisonous in large amounts, or at least get it puking it's guts out... if it keeps puking it's guts out every night, they might stop sending it out... or i dies from chocolate poisoning...

>>730572010
>Step 4: Back to Pleddit

>>730571711
Underrated post

>>730572101
no it might throw up or some shit, and I don't want it to howl all night so I can finally get a full nights sleep

>>730572111
Nice digits

>>730572151
See >>730571711

>>730572101
I think they need to eat a metric shit ton of chocolate, plus it depends what kind of chocolate. dark chocolate is more effective than white chocolate and blah fuckin blah, give it the tylenol and ibuprofen, you can get generic stuff for under a buck a pack

>>730571749
Antifreeze...

>>730571812
Actually, no. If it was trained right, it wouldn't be non stop barking. That's not what dogs usually do. I used to live next to dogs that wouldn't shut up all day. What's even worse is the shitty owners that don't care. Learn 2 doggo
>>730571567
Knock out the dog with some sleeping pills in it's food and drop it off a few cities over. Natural selection will decide it's faith.

>>730571812
Fuck off normie get out of here

>>730571812
let him do his work just a human doing what a human needs to do.
nigger faggot

>>730572318
neighbors would leave their cunt chihuahua yapping for eleven hours. seriously, it had to fucking die and I didn't feel bad for one moment about ending the little fucker, I'd do it again in a heartbeat

I've done this before. I gave my neighbor's dog a bunch of Super Male Vitality, now he just barks at me about the globalists and the water turning the frogs gay.

Start feeding it chocolate, dead in a week

>>730571567
crush caffeine pills into powder then slice some raw sausages length way and stuff the powder into the slit.

>>730572755
yeah, and rick getting caught

one good feed of tylenol and ibuprofen will end the fucker

>>730572894
>rick

risk

>>730572793 add to my previous comment
or if you have some metho and a glass pane( ie from a photo frame you can make semi purified caffeine powder easily(8 year old me did it) and then fill the sausage

OP is reported, little bitch

>>730572894
I don't think asprin and ibuprofen kills dogs, it's too bitter and he'll just spit it out

>>730572755
chances are chocolate will just make it a bit sick

>>730572945
kill yourself

>>730571812
Fuck off. Fags like you would probably defend a dog even if it was ripping a guy's arms off. What if one was tearing your leg off? Biting people is just what they dogs do right?

>>730572945
>Submitting false or misclassified reports, or otherwise abusing the reporting system may result in a ban. Replying to a thread stating that you've reported or "saged" it, or another post, is also not allowed.

>>730573069
reporrted

>>730571567
Why don't you off yourself you stupid self entitled piece of shit? The problem will be solved and the dog won't bother you anymore

On a ration other hand, have you told your neighbors about it? Have you threatened to call the police on them?

I mean, killing an innocent animal because your faggot ass can't figure a way out of this is just as fucking retarded as you seem to be

>>730572980
no one mentioned aspirin

two seconds to google ibuprofen and dogs, l2internet

>>730571567
Kill neighbor, feed to dog.

>>730571666
/b/ is in desperate need of beta blockers

>>730573126
>innocent animal

the animal is guilty of barking, it needs to die

>>730572755
Bullshit. My dog ate chocolate all the time. Lived 14 years.

>>730571567
Better be a small piece of meat, or go dispose of it when the dog keels over. don't leave any evidence behind.

>>730573171
Feed the neighbor to the dog.

>>730571812
I sear to god if you kill that cow im going to find where you live and shove pills down your throat. Its just an animal doing what animals do.

I sear to god if you kill that chicken im going to find where you live and shove pills down your throat. Its just an animal doing what animals do.

I sear to god if you kill that pig im going to find where you live and shove pills down your throat. Its just an animal doing what animals do.

I sear to god if you kill that fish im going to find where you live and shove pills down your throat. Its just an animal doing what animals do.

>>730573193
All dogs bark you fucking ignoramus, then again, kys

Problem will be solved, you won't be bothered anymore and the dog can bark in peace

I know it's the internet, but if somebody ever told me something similar, i'd give the most power left hook right on the chin then drop both on my knees right on your shoulders to pepper your face of punches you fucking crybaby piece of shit

escort dog to chinatown

nobody will ever see him again

>>730571567
Tell the apartment manager or the cops, don't kill the dog. You could kill your self though, I wouldn't care about that.

>>730573239
right, because the police will call in the FBI, there'll be an aitopsy, teams of cops doing fingertip searches, helicopters overhead, roadblocks for fifty miles

it's not a murder, if the cops do anything they'll just take a statement from the neighbor then file it and tell him next time he has a dog maybe keep it quiet at night

>>730573340
>All dogs bark

yes, and the ones that bark til 1am deserve to be poisoned

I recomend a shit ton of laxatives the fuck will die of dehidration.

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>>730573340
>i'd give the most power left hook right on the chin then drop both on my knees right on your shoulders to pepper your face of punches you fucking crybaby piece of shit

>>730573351
>tell the cops

have you ever tried reporting noise nuisance to the cops? they're not even vaguely interested

>>730573340
you seem to be a crybaby faggot child molester

>>730573395
No, you just need to die

You clearly have no place on this planet if you think you have the right to decide who is worthy of dying just because your manchild faggot ass can't be half assed to talk to your neighbors and voice your concerns

Then if nothing works, call the police on them

>>730573502
>whine whine boohoo

and yet here I am, still alive

I hope the dog dies a slow and painful death

>>730573502
you did the same thing with him faggot

fucking die

>>730571567
put on a thick jacket, thick jeans, thick gloves. get into it's area, hold it down, and force pesticides right up its nose while holding its mouth closed. i did that and made my neighbors dog really sick for a day, died the next

Kys fucktard
the dogs life is worth more than yours anyways

You can use break fluid. It acts as a severe poison that causes near-immediate death after injestion in dogs. We're looking at death in under an hour. Painfully.

>>730571567
kill yourself fuck you

>>730573547
Wishing death and wanting to act on it upon an innocent being deserves the same treatment to the sender

Drink bleach you butthurt edgy underage faggot

>>730573364
no, but the neighbors would notice a piece of meat they hadn't fed it. then they'd assume someone killed their dog, and you'd be on that list. wouldn't it be better to simply remove what's left of the meat? not that difficult and the neighbors would assume the dog died of some random natural causes, or at best, have no reason to blame you.

make him bite you... a little... stab him to death and sue the fuck out of the owners

>>730573685
>sue owners
>get rekt for having stabbed an animal and lose your case and tons of cash on top of the consequences coming with it

Die

>>730573647
>innocent being
I assume you're a vegan? if not >>730573292

>>730573647
still, you did the same. eat some shit and die of cancer fucking jew

Send a anonymous letter to them saying "put your dog inside or I'll kill the little fuck" if they don't then just bait it. A bunch of paracetamol ground in mince will do it. Personally I love my dog but if he barks incessantly I kick him for being a cunt.

>>730571567
Why don't you just kill yourself and solve all of your problems?

>>730571567

Call Animal Control and make a complaint.

>>730573735
No i'm not you biased fuck tard

A dog is an innocent being because they aren't as intelligently developed and aware like human beings

They just eat, drink, shit, wag their tails, are really nice and lovely creatures who are just taking it easy letting their sense guide them

They don't have to bother with made up social norms that dictate them a way of functioning in society

Can't believe there's so many fucking severe case of brain damaged fucks on here

>>730573935
you`re the only one here

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How has nobody suggested xylitol? Put it in whatever and fuck that dog's liver into the ground faggot.

https://vcahospitals.com/know-your-pet/xylitol-toxicity-in-dogs

>>730573836
I hope you get run into by a car at full speed

>>730573736
Just stfu you edgy butthurt fuckface

>>730574055
you seem to be focused on butts

go fuck some gay ass

>>730573935
I was exposing your hypocrisy, not making a case for why a dog should be killed. You blather about innocent dogs, yet you consume other innocent animals. You might not kill them yourself but you participate in the industry of their mass murder. Well done.

>>730573992
>can't accept being confronted with your bullshit
>tells me i'm the one who has a severe case of brain damage just because i think the dog has a right to live

Seriously, go fuck yourself with a lubed dildo full of sand faggot

>>730573090
Reported for spelling error.

>>730574116
How ironic of you

>>730574161
how about no? you cant accept either curry nigger loving faggot

You faggots get way too sensitive over dogs. Mind you I wouldn't kill one for barking. But I'd sure as hell do if it was attacking someone. Especially someone I knew.

And honestly I wouldn't mind eating one either if was farmed humanely. Pigs, an arguably more intelligent animal, get treated worse while dogs get treated like kings and no one complains.

>>730573935
So chickens, cows, etc aren't innocent? Sounds like your argument should be "I like dogs" instead of "dogs are innocent". Otherwise you would be opposed to the killing of all "innocents" not just dogs.

>>730574131
You got a point but my stance remains the same tho

>>730571567
What you should do OP is find a bridge, preferably one with a huge drop and just throw yourself off it. Because you are a scumbag.

>>730571854
Then kill the people, dipshit.

>>730571567
you could always ask your neighbors what they use to block out the sound all night so they can sleep

>>730574418
old age and failing ears. or a sexual fetish for dogs barking

>>730571739

Asked the old fucker next door nicely to please deal with his yapping mutt. He assured me he would train it... get a bark-collar or something. I gave him 2 weeks... nothing changed. Talked nicely to him again... he brushed me off and told me he would do something about it. Gave him another two week and no change. Talked to him again and he told me to fuck off and started swearing at me as I walked back home. After a week I put some rat poison and snail poison in some fresh meat balls and tossed it over his fence. Died after 2 days latter.

>>730574263
>no one complains
Except for every vegetarian/vegan ever

>>730573395

I've with you bro.
Do yourself a favor and get rid of it. I guarantee it's not just you that is sick of the barking.

Rat and snail poison in a meatball ftw

Call animal control and dont go to jail for being a fool

>>730574779
Dogs are still held to a much higher esteem than livestock for non-vegans. Everyone is a hypocrite when it comes to the taboo of eating dogs.

>>730575084

KOREAN DETECTED

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>>730572151
Natural selection will take care of you if you really can't sleep with a little noise, weak fag.

>>730575124

Not the dog's fault. Owner's fault the dog is gonna die.

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>>730575124

>>730571567
Man up and woop the owners ass.

>>730572741
Underrated post top kek

>>730574635
now your neighbor suspects you killed his dog, good job

>>730575124
It's their fault actually that their dog will die, if they can't train it properly or don't give a shit about their neighbors. Tbh I'm surprised noone had done it before, this has been going on for months and been extra bad the past couple of days.
If you deprive me of sleep, I will kill you. simple as that

>>730572221
not true, a table spoon of dark choclate will kill a dog in a half hour, my wife is a vet nurse and sees it all the time. Has to be dark choc

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>>730576102
>It's their fault actually that their dog will die, if they can't train it properly or don't give a shit about their neighbors.
this
as for the dog, too bad but it shouldnt have been a noisy little shit
dogs are degenerate anyway, except the noble breeds like german shepherd, and some good muts are alright
but the little breeds are just trash to drive over
same with all the pure breeds that are handicapped by the stupid breeding they suffered
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCv10_WvGxo