/nzg/ - New Zealand General Proper thread edition.

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>>730570106
sorry im late

Auckland fag reporting in.

How is everyone doing tonight?

>>730570345
wait are you the faggot from yesterday that had his uncle finger your ass when you were a kid?

>>730570495

Nope, wasn't actually on here last night.

Normally am but sounds like I missed out.

>>730570495
Did that guy post a greentext?

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Who else is pumped for j-day

>>730570556
we kept it at 309
>>730570608
well he just said his uncle use to bend him over his knee and stick his finger "down" his ass because he deserved it

>>730570792
I saw some cunt posting long greentexts of how he got molested by his nephew or some shit

Why are IDs even gone?

>>730570913
>uncle
>getting molested by his nephew
kekt

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Evening

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What music is everyone currently listening to?

Personally I've been listening to a lot of the leaked Gorillaz album.

>>730570913
That molest anon from other night has started a thread. I'm monitoring it. He's been lured into a wardeobe

>>730571699
link?

>>730570345
Welly fag, travelling to Auckland tomorrow

>>730571674
Talking Heads

>>730571844
for a disc golf tournament?

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>>730571674
Willie Nelson
ABBA
SUPER EURO BEAT

Its the right level of odd.

>>730571894
nah mid semester break is finishing soon so coming back, that sounds more interesting however

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wllc5gSc-N8

coz my sex junk, is so oh oh oh

>>730570106
NZD is a shit version of AUS

>>730570106
We don't need a general thread for this shithole of a country.

All you fucking shitheads will vote National anyway. Yeah, fuck up our country more. They've already taken most of our freedom of speech rights away and they can now legally spy on everyone. Good job, faggots.

>>730571992

Yes but who has the /b/ thread full of fags?

>>730571828
Faark can't link, on shitty phone. Go to catalog, the file he's used is bright pink. Called milf v teen. Its fucking long but awesome read. He's sitting on the edge of a bed, looks like she's about to blow him

>>730571992
I disagree; New Zealanders aren't convicts. Australians are.

>>730572029
I'm voting greens

>>730572029
inb4 "thank god john key is gone that guy was a donkey!"

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>>730572029
No, I voted for this guy.
So don't call me a national voter ya fuck head.

>>730570792
>we kept it at 309
fuck off faggot

>>730572059
They suck too much Labour dick. I'm voting for Winston. He's a drip and a half, but at least he doesn't take shit and seems to understand shit better than most MPs.

I'm still flabbergasted that that useless fucking bitch Paula Bennett is our vice PM. She's never been good at a single one of her MP jobs.

And now people want Jacinda Ardern to lead National. Fuck off, she's almost as useless as Paula Bennett.

>>730572071
He's not a donkey, he's a jackass. And whilst he is a moron and I'm glad he's gone, Bill English isn't much better. He doesn't say as many stupid fucking things, but he's arguably a lot worse in regards to what he does behind-the-scenes.

>>730572085
Good man but fuck you for calling me a fuck head.

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>>730572197
yeah well. you struck a nerve.
I would say sorry, but you know. I'm a cunt.

Man politics really fucked this thread.

/thread

>>730572311
Most people in New Zealand are, so I get it.

Cunt.

>>730572460
No, it's just you who fucked it.

>>730572583

Nah I fucked my boyfriend, not this thread mate.

Fuck change the topic

What's going down in your hometowns tonight anons?

>>730571992
If you mean that there are no dangerous snakes and spiders, no deserts, plenty of wildlife and the whole nation is not a bunch of children of dangerous convicts then yes, NZ is a shit version of Australia

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>>730572460

Auck CBD reporting in, every week should have a day off in the middle

>>730572774
Shit all mate, this place is dead af.

Dunedin regular in Clyde reporting.

>>730570106

Well, I guess I'll share the story with you lot because shit's anonymous and all.

> Its 2016
> Be me, student @ otago uni
> I'm a sciencefag
> Get into a few politics arguments with this law chick in my hall
> Despite our differences I actually enjoy hanging out with her
> Its 2017
> Go round to her flat a few times because I'm not in a hall anymore and neither is she
> Spend more time with her both in dunners and over easter because we're both from the same city
> Start developing feelings for her
> Realize she's an 8/10
> Think I have a chance
> It's the 25th of April, 2017
> Open snapchat
> Some guy who looks almost the same as me - but a little taller - is cooking dinner for her
> Fuck.jpg
> Well, I guess there's a chance that he's just a friend -
> It's the 26th of April, 2017
> Open snapchat
> Same guy is cooking dinner for her again

What do; /nzg/? Realize she's fucking some law student and go fall for some other chick? Keep soldiering on in the hopes that they're just friends and that nothing's going on between them?

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>>730573216
TLDR;
you got cucked

>>730573216
keep soldiering on and aim lower maybe for a 6/10 qt. the whole time the other grill will be getting her pussy rekt by the taller guy but it will probably fizzle out and you can have what's left

>>730573398

I'm pretty sure you're only getting cucked if you want it to happen, and if you're actually in a relationship. Neither of these are true in my case.

But thanks for the advice anon; it's a big help.

>>730573216
ignore and move on
make the move earlier next time before chad starts making her dinner

>>730573634
Maybe he's a friend, maybe he's a new flatmate, maybe he's the man she's going to marry and have 2.4 children with.

Either way sounds like you guys have really clicked, so don't throw away whatever you have out of jealousy (been there, done that, regretted it ever since).

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I wonder what roses asshole smells likes?

Gisborne checking in

any autists in wellington want to come to this with me and try and find friends?
http://wellington.govt.nz/recreation/get-active-indoors/asb-sports-centre/programmes-and-activities/activities/youth-nights

>>730574470
I actually would but live in Levin. Sorry bro

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>>730574470

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>>730574470
>Catalog
>doesn't involve drugs or casual sex
nah thanks mate, ill pass

>>730574816
>>730574836
It's okay, (you)s are almost as good as friends....
>>730574875
>casual sex
;) can if you want it to

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>>730574901

post the nudez of the bachelor grillz

>>730575198
why? they're a buncha mutts

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Dunners reporting.

Just woke up. What the fuck is going on?

Almost May and still no mushies in Dunedin

F

>>730575792
Dunners too, drinking scotch, baking muffins, losing control of life. Typical Wednesday.

>>730575890
F

>>730572708
>boyfriend
Fuck off, faggot.
>inb4 "hurr-durr I'm a girl"
No you're not.

>>730573802
Shit.

>>730575792
It's night time; go back to bed.

>>730574470
The outside is for norms.

>>730573718
>2.4 children
uw0tm8

>>730576742
It's inside tho

>>730576755
Clearly each of his three kids are 1/5th maori .

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>>730576673
Yeah... I hope so!

>>730576551
That sounds like you have supreme control of your life, my man. I have scotch but no oven, otherwise I'd join you.
>>730576719
But the pain of existence is somewhat hidden by darkness. Prefer to sleep through as much of daylight as possible.

>>730576846
>It's inside tho
Yeah but I have to go outside to get there.
>Clearly each of his three kids are 1/5th maori .
I bet he gets 2.4 times the benefits that normies get because of that, too.

>>730576940
I understand the feeling. I've been waking up around 5-6pm lately, going to sleep around 8am and such. I don't like the day all that much but ironically, I function much better with a normal sleep pattern, so it's like a double-edged sword that I keep cutting myself on like a fucking emo.

>>730576867
Fuck off, nigger.

>>730573216
any pics of this chick?

>not keeping it 300
go on
tell me to fuck off

It's my birthday friendos.
Love q.

>>730578595
congratulations on successfully not perishing for another year

>>730578595
happy b'day
hope you have fun

>>730578595
birthday tits when

>>730578930
When I go to bed......

>>730579149
I'm holding out for that now anon

>>730579363
Dunners also, was watching it earlier today. 'sup?

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>>730579465
What episode my dude

>>730579520
Oh yea sure

>>730579149
woohoo

>>730579611
I'm almost to the end of S5 but was watching S2 E4 or there abouts today. You?
And why do I feel like I've seen the Minecraft pumpkin somewhere else recently?
>that sounds retarded but you know what I mean

>>730579756
uh oh.... busted

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>>730579399

Dunedin reporting.
I've just had the best fap session in ages. Been edging for the last hour reading that kiwi guys thread
Who knew rape was so hot. I'm screen capping it. Its the stuff of legend.

>>730580092
Fucking aye

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>>730579969
Get off my block, nigga

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>>730578191
>using shitty outdated memes
kys faggot

>>730580178
Fucking hell. I chose to believe him. I know that shits wrong and all but he obviously enjoyed it.

Why wasn't I raped by my mates mum!!!!!!
I'm thinking of you Mrs Dennehy

>>730580208
uhhh block machine broken

>>730580357
Just a good read

10/10 it's okay

>>730574470
im down dude

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>>730580208

>>730580396
>>730580541
Yeah, righto, settle down. I know who you are. You have to be over 18 to use this site, nigga. Go to bed.

>>730580092
>>730580407

What I miss? Where's the thread with the rasping?

Is it chicks getting nailed or are they doing the rapez

>>730580793
> rasping?
Wot chu on about nigga

Proper tits soooooon.

>>730580793
Long story. Good read.
Go look in catalog. If youve got a night get a bottle of wine and edge yourself for the next hour. If you dont have much time scroll down to the last four green texts and wank like made. I know I did.

tfw woke up at 1 am while trying to reset my sleeping patterns
Welp looks like I'm doing fuck all tonight.

>>730581998
Time to embrace the suck, anon

>>730581998
I'll hang with you for a bit bro/femanon. Looks like everyone has cleared off to fap to molested anons thread.

ASL? Asking in a non creepy way

What's going on here? Any activity?

>>730582124
24 male in wakatoo man. Anyone else get in a stupidly bad mood when they wake up at night btw? Like I can stay up all night fine, but if I wake up at night it's just like "Well, fuck this."

>>730582124
Still lurking as well. What are we up to at 1am on a Thursday?

>>730582446
Browsing 4chung and trying to warm this shitty house up

>>730582434
Wakatu, that's Dunedin isn't it?

And no I always sleep through the night. Its day sleeps that fuck me off.

26 m Chch btw

>>730582446
Just watching Jurassic Park lol. Loved it as a kid.

>>730582680
Nah Waikato, everyone seems to call it "Wakatoo" here cause they're retards so I figured I'd meme a little.

>>730582588
What have you got for a hear source?

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Birthday tits

>>730582750
Roger that. Waikato, you poor cunt

Nah its not too bad. I heard bad things about the place growing up. Visited Morrinsville couple years ago for a mates wedding. Was pretty comfy. All green and warm. Lots of big arse houses out in the countryside too.

>>730583032
It's a pretty shit area tbh

>>730582889
ty.

Please tell me they are yours!

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>>730570106
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FUt-yxJODxI&feature=youtu.be

>>730580407
>>730581885

Hey guys. Help a brother out. I can't sleep. I need a wank. Where's this magical sex story everyone is going on about. If you can't link the thread at least tell us what to look for

I wanna know what's so special about it.

>>730583220
They are mine..

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rate my gf

>>730583695
2

>>730583570
Well let me be the first to say they are fuck-ing beau-ti-ful. Im a chchanon, please tell me these tits are on the same island as me.

Would totally suck/10

>>730583794
You're not the first to say lmao this board has seen . 250+ of these kek.

Wellyfag

>>730583994
Lol. Prolly won't be the last either
I'm a newbie to b just my 2 night here.

Should I go to the toilet while hanging in the queue on the phone?

>>730584209
Yes
Who are you calling at 2 am that has a queue?

>>730584331
Blizzard

>>730584331
your momma. obviously.
nah, actually i am a germanfag that has been to nz before and frequented the threads

>>730583339

Sorry bro, here the link to thread you requested. True story set in little old NZ. Happy fappy.

>>730570719 #

If you are short on time here's the tldr
Kids sleepover. Single lonely mum starts flirting with a boy. Gets him hard by brushing up against him. The kids place hide and seek, she traps him in her bedroom, sucks him off. Heaps of other shit happens too, its an epic read, I've copied it for future study

is it true that Quercy is a trap? i didnt believe it at first but she always posts tits and never pussy

>>730584952
She's posted pussy, I just dunno why you'd want it when it looks like an egg beater was shoved up there

>>730584952
Nah, I'm not a trap but my ex is..

>>730585338
she's obviously taken too many big black cocks

>>730585338
brutal

What's it like to fuck a maori chick

>>730585602
Never been blacked and that guy doesn't remember what my pussy looks like tbh. Cause it does not look like an egg beaters been up there.>>730585338
Can you be nice? I was born on this day.

>>730582889
What's ur kik?

>>730585819
Iwutsmc

>>730585701
>that guy doesn't remember what my pussy looks like
remind us?

also happy birthday

>>730585912
I won't. Needs some landscaping and I won't go as low as to show yous that mess.

>>730586002
ok when it's tidy'd up send it to me on kik so i can have a good fap: triplekloun

>>730585873
Alright imma download this peice of shit app on my peice of shit phone

>>730586002
Safer communities together. Good work.

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>>730586002
It will be a mess after I'm done beating that pussi up. kek

>>730586246
Lmao like you have a chance m8

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>>730585701
can you end yourself on this day too?

>>730586341
After you.

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>>730586341
S A V A G E
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>>730586341

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>>730586341
M E D I O C R E
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>>730582889
Happy bday femanon. Hope you get some nice prezzies.

I'd take you out for lunch if I knew you IRL. Do that with all my friends.

>>730587537
Soliddd

>>730587537
Mfw if I did that I'd only go out 3 times a year