At what age does being a virgin become pathetic?

Never.

If you manage to get out of highschools without getting laid you're pretty much pathetic. If you somehow manage to go through college without getting laid you should kill yourself.

>>730568001
9

White: 21
Brown: 18
Nigger: 16

>>730568087
pretty much this

>>730568087
Get a load of this ultra faggot
>just mad bcus im virgin

>>730568001
15

Depends on how much you care. If you don't want to be a virgin anymore, go out and start picking chicks up. Doesn't matter what you look like, I see the goofiest looking mother fuckers leave with women every weekend. Be yourself, strike up conversation, don't be a creep, try to be funny if it comes naturally but don't force it... that's all it takes. Give it three nights and you'll get laid if you're not a complete idiot.

>>730568087
>>730568168
I agree, but to an extent. If your friends in highschool are getting some then you should be too. If not, then you're in the wrong crowd.

>>730568087
depends on whether you're trying to get laid or simply not interested in sex

>>730568234
Also. Take a shower, put on real deodorant and cologne, trim or shave your scraggly beard and wash your hair. You would be fuckong ASTOUNDED how many people forget personal hygiene is one thing that can make you unoversally unattractive if you ignore it.

>>730568201
What's it like knowing you'll never get that pink velvet pussy .

You'll be gay soon enough faggot

>>730568001
4

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>>730568327
>not interested in sex

There's no such thing as not being interested in sex when you're a horny teenager. There's nothing but tight teen pussy on your mind.

Fedora wearing faggots are the only ones who pretend they don't care about sex and that's only because they can't get any. They think they're being so unique and different with muh intellect while in reality they're pathetic as fuck.

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>>730568001
if you get to a point in your life where you feel the need to come to channel 4 and create a thread specifically asking when being a virgin becomes pathetic, and using a porn gif in order to garner more attention from the lurkers, that is the point at which is has become pathetic desu

>>730568001
If you haven't had sex by the time you hit 20 something is wrong.
22 you're in trouble.
25 you should be put down.

>>730568499
>I can't understand why anyone would be different than me so i'll just call them names instead of trying to understand them

It's pretty reptile brain to care about sex, I have a few booty calls in my phonebook but my main focus is making
>white
>lost VCard @20

>>730568499
some guys are late bloomers and aren't necessarily interested in pursuing sex even though they masturbate and obviously there are teenage girls who don't want anything to do with sex

17 for healthy white males

>>730568001
>after wedding night

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>>730568087
>>730568145
>>730568168
>>730568250
>>730568336
>>730568499
>>730568572
>defining your entire existence by performing the basic biological function of procreation

well done lads, well done

>>730568629
Is making money, cut me off wtf

>>730568636
>healthy
>sex at 17
Choose one

>>730568676
Dude, that's how fucking nature defines our existence. Accept facts, faggot.

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>>730568557
>desu

icing on the cake.

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>>730568689
>my main focus is making money

they might be reptile but at least they're not jewish

21.

>>730568726
If you're a healthy white boy who reaches 18 without getting some pussy, you're a failure. Period.

>>730568646
This
If you aren't a virgin on your wedding day you are a whore who values sex over your own body

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>>730568900
My man.

>>730568865
How so? Do you have facts to back up this claim?

>>730568767
Damn, you beat me to it.

>>730568676
I'll add to it though. I am >>730568250.

i don't define my existence as such. It's just hormones for kids at that age that make it so important, and thus easier as long as the girl is also horny. I define my existence as being a father and lifelong learner and occasional didact.

I started fucking at 15, and I was a rather unattractive overweight mexican in Ohio.

I want to be generous and say that being a virgin at 22 is unnaceptable unless you're sheltered (homeschooled), Mormon, or autistic.

>>730568900
>>730568952
>values sex over your own body

Explain how giving in to my bodies carnal desire is disrespectful towards my body

>>730569067
It's unpure. Please don't sin, anon.

>>730569149
what is pure then? based on my pastor grandfathers beliefs just being on here is a sin, you dirty little sinner

>>730569067
A higher statistical chance of stds

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>>730569229
Waiting until after you're married to have consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation.

>>730568964
Ontologically and biologically, dumb ass. We are, by definition, progenitors and the products of progenitors. Those who don't procreate cease to exist, genetically and essentially. Procreation is our most fundamental purpose. I don't need to cite an authority to back up a truism.

>>730569232
just take a couples trip to the clinic and make sure you're both clean. I know a girl that used to do that to her guys.

>>730569286
boring meme

>>730569353
>boring meme

It can get pretty hot and heavy, sometimes we turn the lights on.

>>730568001
It's not the age. It's the desire for sex but not making any way to get it. Also, it's the constant attempt at having sex but NEVER getting it.

>>730569347
So 18 and 19yr olds with kids are more successful than those without kids who are virgins

>>730568001
12

>>730568499
I was never interested in sex even though I masterbated, but that was just because it felt good. Finally when I was 21 at uni I had sex with my housemate who became an on off FWB and she had a thing for me. I just didn't really care and even after the sex I didn't care, despite all my mates making fun of my virginity for years.

People are different, pal

>>730569402
Sick weirdos like you are why I stopped coming to this site.

>>730568001
How old are you, OP?

>>730569402
have some decency. I hope she's not scarred by such an outrage

18/19, whatever age you may be when you graduate high school. If you didn't manage to cash in your v-card by then, you missed out.

>>730568001
sos?

After marriage.
Sex should be a once in a lifetime experience, and has only one purpose: making a woman preggant.

>>730569592
So much this
What's with all these insecure assholes who don't want to except people are different

>>730568145
Asian: 33 (nine for girls)

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>>730569600
Sorry anon, I didn't mean to trigger you.

If you haven't dressed up as a star trek, star wars or superhero clown then by 20, if you have 45

>>730569690
>once in a lifetime
so.. you hang yourself mid-coitus right?

>>730568001
Is it normal to be more motivated to do something after one week of no fapping at all?
I don't know why, I would still fuck any pussy right now but I'm also more into my things and I'm doing better everything...

You cant ask this question on this board anymore. Ur asking a bunch of normies which means the answers are based on normie lifes. Losing your virginity doesnt make you cool and being a virgin doesnt make you a loser...only losers think that

>>730569854
i do not wish to talk about the dirty word you just mentioned. period.

>>730568900
LOLLLL
VIRGIN HARDER YOU SOCIALLY AUTISTIC FAGGOT

>>730568001
Well if you devoted your life to God or enlightenment? Never but then you are on / b / so I guess neither option A nor B does apply on you. Well fuck

>>730569666
Checked.

Don't worry, I asked her for written consent before I turned the lights on.

>>730570004
LOLLLL
SLUT HARDER YOU DEGENERATE WHORE

>>730569854
>coitus
What a fag you are

>>730568001
I'd say "pathetic" like friends make fun of you, "hAhA Ne3Rd urR a fukn VirgiN hAhA" by 18.

I would say you are truly pathetic if you haven't got laid by 21, like you're not even trying or you just fail extremely hard at life.

There are ugly ass mother fuckers that consistently get laid, so to not even fuck a girl once by 21 is pretty sad.

>>730568001
14 for a dude

female virginity is cherished however

>>730570004
fucking whore. GOD himself will RELEASE HIS WRAITH when you arrive at Petrus' gate.
DONT YOU THINK YOU CAN EVER ENTER HEAVEN YOU FILTHY SLUT

>>730570094
LOLL
U MAD BRUH
HOWS IT LIKE THAT NO ONE NEVER WANTED TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU THUS FAR
GUESS THEY GO FOR THE LESS AUTISTIC ONES

>>730568767
What the shitnigger is this crap about "nature" and "natural" anyway?

First, how fucking natural is it to spend all day in front of a computer doing fuck-all?
Second, why is "nature" something good? In nature animals throw poop on each other, lick their own assholes and eat their own vomit.

>>730570105
How would you have worded it? And actually, coitus is probably the most heterosexual and simplistic way you could state a man and woman fucking.

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>>730570004
I bet you've given and or received ORAL SEX!

>>730570237
>implying no one has ever had sex with me
I'm a stranger on the internet you don't know shit about me

the illuminati satanists believe that age is 4

>>730569690
you should lecture that to dolphins as well saint anon of kekistan, since they like sex as they like to eat

>>730570286
Youre right! I almost like eating pussy as much as I like eating ass

>>730570004
you're on 4chan too you nigger

>>730568001
Foetus.

>>730570332
LOL
I KNOW ENUF THAT YOOVE NEVER FEALT THE WARMTH OF A WOMAN

>>730568001
How old are you?

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>>730570356
But that's where poo comes from.

>>730570453
You're right about that. I'm gay as fuck

>>730568087
>>730568499

You have more to offer the world than just your sexuality. Getting laid is easy, doing something meaningful is not.

Take it from someone who spent the better part of their 20's sleeping around. It's not all it's cracked up to be.

>>730570540
These filthy whores don't care about cleanliness. They live only to satisfy their most basic desires.

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>>730570637

>>730569777
checked pays 777 triple

>>730569513
well at least they got laid

>>730570598

This

But we live in a time where for kids there's an enormous pressure to avoid actually having responsibility and a moral imperative to be a perpetual child.

seriously. if you are a virgin at 20, it's too late at that point. might as well live life in celibacy and become a monk

>>730568087

That's pretty much true.

>>730570598
but fucking teenagers when you are 40 is kinda creepy. might as well get it over with when you are young

>>730570637
I'm hungry? I eat
I'm thirsty? I drink
I'm tired? I sleap
I'm horny? I fuck

It's normal to satisfy your basic desires...

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>>730569347
Our existence and purpose is what we make of it. And realistically in the world we live in today, procreation is not our most fundamental purpose, at least not individually.

And if you'd rather use sexual experience as a way to make yourself feel better than a /b/tard of all people maybe you're the one whose not fulfilling some grand 'purpose'

>>730570907
tell me how you achieve this 'sleap'?

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Its pretty pathetic after 21

24 here

People who say otherwise are a prime example of fox and grapes.

>>730570907
Do you break things and attack people when you're angry? You just described the mind of an animal

>>730570819
Lost it at 22 by beta'ing my way out of the friendzone. Shit was cringe, i shudder at the memories(still have the chatlogs, fuck me they are bad). Within 2 years id fucked 12 more women. 10 years later ive been married 6 years.

Its possible, just unlikely as fuck and i did have some reasons for being that way at 22 but meh, id say if you aint lost it at 25 you are pretty fucked, up until then you can kinda play the bullshit "waiting for the right person card"

>>730568971
He doesn't say that's how you define your own existence you fucking idiot.

>>730571030
thats pretty much describing an aspie

>>730568087
used to be anxious as fuk about being a 40yro virgifag

>lost my virginity at 15
feelsgoodman.jpeg

but yeah what that guy said

>>730568499
Not a fedora wearing faggot but I wasn't interested in sex until I was 17, my sex drive didn't activate until I actually got a gf.

>>730570879

>being that old and still wanting to fuck teenagers

I'm already in my late 20's and I can't fucking stand teenagers let alone teenager girls.

>>730568001
How old are you?
that's the age

>>730571082
Actually, he did because I'm one of the people he posted that to, fucking moron.

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>>730570819
This

>>730570879
This too
No one wants an old virgin.

>>730571104
Virgins are aspies

>>730570879
>caring what people think about you
if she's legal who gives a fuck?

>>730570964
*because in a discussion there's always that faggot that will pay more attention on a grammar mistake than in the discussion itself...
>>730571047
Stop acting like a faggot Ubermensch and undestand that those are actions that don't hurt anybody, while attacking people is bad for the others...

>>730568636
Yeah but if you get full blown puberty induced acne and got braces you are pretty much screwed until you are in college

>>730568610
faggot.

You know who has sex too much? people in the 3rd world.

>>730568001
20

>>730568087
I went to an all boys high school. That's not an excuse, but it did hinder my options. Got a bj though.

Wait nvm I did fuck in my senior year but I don't talk about that

>>730571211
I payed equal attention, it's just the only thing I felt was worth shitposting about

>>730571174
I'm 23 and I find the late 20's and early 30's the most attractive. No idea why.

>>730570004
this isn't tennis.
THIS IS ANAL SEX!

>>730568767
Fucking this. Jesus Christ is it that hard to understand

>>730570700
> Becoming a father at 18 > Stable financial future.

LUL, alrighty then.

I'm 20, but i'm not an ugly neckbeard pretty slim. But I don't go outside, I never really had trouble talking to girls but honestly I was always put off from getting in a relationship because I have 3 sisters who are total bitches.

>>730571211
Doing things impulsively hurt you and the people around you

>>730571191
Not all aspies are virgins and not all virgins are aspies

>>730568001
>pro tip
Bang a complete uggo then it becomes super easy to work your way up after that
Also pathetic age honestly isn't till 30

ITT a bunch of faggots who think fucking tons of sluts makes them cool.
Everybody fucks sluts at one point or another, once you knock one up you're stuck with her, then you get to live knowing your wife is going to, would, or has already fucked someone else.
Sluts are like the ramen noodles or baked beans of women, if all you ever ate was that you would hate food too, but EVERYBODY gets that at one point or another. Being proud of all the sluts you've fucked is like being proud you have a shit ton of noodles and canned foods in your kitchen.

How many years of celibacy does it take to regain your virginity?

>>730571425
There is no redemption you will die a filthy swine whore

>>730571425
don't forget about prayer and self-flagellation

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How the fuck do you even stay a virgin?

Just go to /soc/. There's plenty of easy chubby girls around. Hook up with one and go pound some fat ass.

Or if you're a faggot, there's plenty of slutty traps around too. You could be plowing some tight boipussy in a week.

>inb4 standards
>inb4 picky 25 year old, socially retarded virgins

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>>730571383

Being in a rush to not be a virigin sure as hell seems to be such a North American thing that I never wrapped my head around.

I lost mine at 22 when I decided that friend's with benefits was more of what I wanted than finding the right one.

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>>730570137
Tfw when
>attractive
>6ft, actual athlete
>Not completely autistic
>21yr old virgin, 1 kiss
>turned down atleast 5 girls b/c it was to much effort and anxiety

What is wrong with me. I could get it if I try but at this point it will just be embarrassing

>>730571425
lol not how this works bro

>>730571499
>inb4 picky 25 year old, socially retarded virgins
Why you call me out like that?

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>>730571499
I dont want the shitty people available to me. I rather just stay a virgin if I cant have the sex I want.

Its not like food as in ill die if I dont get any, but in the same sense if you eat shitty food you feel like shit.

>>730568767

Procreation is the purpose, not sex for pleasure.
We already reject nature in a way.

>>730568001
Age of consent. That's why it's there. To tell you when you become pathetic.

>>730571514
Nobody should give a shit. You dive into pussy when you are ready to dive into pussy, simple as that.

If you desperately want to lose it like 2/3 of the people in here, go find some crack whore or prostitute. Simple as that.

>>730568145
this

Why the fuck does everyone think Sex is a kind of contest? There are only 2 people who profit from Sex (if you are threesomes or gangbang maybe more):
You and your partner, that's it. No one on the planet profits that you stick your meat in a meat hole and rub until white stuff comes out.

Despite that, I'm befriended with a male model who was abused as a child and is extremely shy outside of the camera, he lost his virginity with 25, so on all virgins out there:
You are not less disgusting than the one who get laid, if it's really important to you you must overcome your shyness, it sounds easier at it's actually is.

>>730571499
I haven't been laid in years but I never leave the house and while I'm good looking enough to get away with being a dumbass i'm not enough to get it without being around anyone... I'm too picky myself.

>>730571600
do thicker lines mean they fuck more? or maybe longer?

>>730568001

When you yourself find it pathetic.

>>730571510

It's an Anglo thing, the attitude is not unique to America.

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>>730571646

>>730571600
Disagree, then again I'm fat and 9 girls deep(3 were like 2-3/10 lol) so self control is not my strong suit

>>730571519
Iono man it's been like 3 years, I actually get a lot of anxiety around women and am scared to hang out with them now. Am I gonna have to actually date a bitch to get used to having sex again?

>>730571425
Ask jesus

>>730568001
If you don't get laid by your senior prom which is like 17/18/19, you're fucked.

>>730571724
fuck your life if you're 19 at prom and you didn't already graduate

>>730571620
Underrated post

>>730571514
>closet homosex

The problem ,and the answer.

>>730571499
Can I actually find some pussy on that board?
I'm 24 and live in a new area and don't know how the fuck to meet people.

>>730571757
Exactly.

>>730571724
>going to prom
You actually take girls out and do stuff THEY want to do?

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>>730571671
I should correct myself. Moreso the case with western countries than it is with the rest of the world then.

But still, the train of logic I'm getting here is that I should simply find some prostitute and I'd be on the same plateau as everyone else as opposed to finding someone who genuinely wants to sleep with me, and have the sort of sex I want.

>>730568992
If your home schooled just Fuck the lady teacher

>>730571659
shitty editing

>>730571710
Ive done enough stupid things that I am fine with not doing something than doing something I regret.

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>>730571620
Yeah, I actually don't want a gf, it's just at this point it feels weird having never had one, the biggest hurtle now is just being inexperienced at 21 when most girls have been fucking for atleast a few years

>>730571646
What are you? A virgin?

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>>730571770
No sir, actually hate fags

>>730571712
I've had sex plenty of times but I'm on a 4 year "spell" myself but I'm to focused on other shit ATM, it's not like I'm actively looking so I'll cross the bridge when I get there

>>730568001
homeschooled virgin hs senior here, what do b?

>>730571826

No the stigma of being a virgin isn't as bad with the rest of the West. The attitude is uniquely Anglo: US, Canada, Britain, Australia/New Zealand. Might have something to do with a culture of hedonistic excess that's prevalent in Anglo society.

>>730571646
not more disgusting*

>>730571981
>hate fags
I've fucked a lot of dudes that "hated fags," I bet you'd fall in love if I gave you some buddy :^)

>>730572007
Kill yourself

>>730571982
I'm in a new area and never leave the house and have no idea how to meet chicks anymore, I've tried dating apps but they fucking suck. I haven't had any luck man it's like cranking the difficulty up with sluts.

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>>730572007
Learn a marketable skill and a productive hobby
srs

23yo Eurofag virgin here:

In Europe people don't have sex so early in their lives.

When I was in the USA at the age of 19 the girls literally threw themselves at me.

As a catholic man, I don't want to whore around, I want a beautiful, intelligent girl from a noble (aristocratic) Family. If I find one, we can talk about sex. I wouldn't wait for marriage tho.

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>>730571938
Not everyone is going to live the same life. I personally felt that pursuing romance was a waste of my time too, found a fwb, and just went at it. It was fun, and my first time lasting a couple of sessions over the course of a night sure as hell beats having run into the middle of a forest for 3 minutes of "becoming a man"

You do you do, take your time and do it when you feel comfortable. The last thing you want to do, and I FUCKING mean this, is to be pressured into doing something to get approval from peers that are concerned with what you do with your dick.

>>730572135
Explains why you're still a virgin.

>average guy
>lost virginity at 16
>dated same girl for 4 years
>had sex with 20+ people after relationship ended
>spent the last year masturbating

Feels so damn good. Women are a joke. Having sex isn't worth the hassle, money, drama, anxiety, relationships, worry, or any other negative consequence their is to random intercourse with average women

Part of me wishes i was still a kissless virgin; Im trying to get back to that guy. There isn't anything better than having no emotional attachment to anything while doing what you love. I spent a good part of my day playing Warcraft and getting stoned, when i feel horny i jerk off. Lifes never been better.

>>730572187
Yeah it does. I tried to explain it. lol

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>>730571981

>>730572187
It's simple, finding somebody who he is attracted to took precedence over fucking a whore.

When I was in high school, I was interested in sex like any teen boy. But I wasn't that thirsty that I would chase after anything with tits. If I was invited to a party or event or whatever the fuck, I'd give it a shot, and if I failed I failed. No big deal. Not every teenage boy is a walking penis

>>730572135

Where?? Because in Italy they do, even earlier.

>>730568499
perhaps it's not so much that people can be totally disinterested in sex, rather that some people don't base their self-esteem on whether or not they've had it

>>730572291
Austria, Germany

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>>730572239

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It's subjective OP. You're pathetic for being a virgin when you feel pathetic for being a virgin.

>>730572291
Romania and the rest of Eastern Europe

Russians act so badass but dont have sex til they're like 30 lol

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>>730572076
I actually think about gays when I need to kill my boner quickly, and would BBBBBBEAT the fuck outta you if you tried. Fags ruin society on large scale and even fuckup most board here

>>730572014
I guess that's what I get for having grown up outside of Anglo cultures. Any regrets though? Nah.

>>730572353
Aww you think you can kick my ass :^)
Say that shit to me in real life buddy, not on the internet and see what happens.
I'd knock you out cold then give you a little kiss when you hit the ground.

>>730568087
Found my gf when she was a 22 y/o virgin

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>>730572340

>>730572262
Define a whore. It's real hard to tell these days even if they don't dress all slutty.

>>730572205

Careful that's an addictive lifestyle.

I've only been with one girl but I like you I honestly would just rather masturbate than deal with the bullshit of having to be with other people. However I realize that if I continue down this path I'll probably die alone.

>>730572404
This shit is derailing the thread

>>730572135
>In Europe people don't have sex so early in their lives.
Bullshit

>>730572430
A girl that does not want to bond with you on anything other than sex

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>>730572323
>le newfag may may

>>730572340
Right answer by definition

>>730568001
if its a choice, it never is.

if you have been actually trying...30, dependin on where you live, thats 9 years of bars and drunken women. If you couldn't find someone when you were trying,,,im sorry, an hero

>>730568767
Reproduction would be the fact, faggot. No one wants a kid at 16 or 17.

Your kind of mentality is why most relationships are now souless and mostly just for sex resulting in usually bitter feelings toward one another by the end or a child.

>>730568001
If you're over 16 and still a virgin you will nevver lose it and might as well kill your self.

I think 21 is the age if you're still a virgin you're pathetic.

If you're of legal age to drink, hit the bar, etc, you can bag one for sure, just don't be so fucking picky.

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>>730572510
Dude, I will f-fucking end you dude. I put it on my hamster.

>>730572466
Care to tell where you are from?

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>>730572404
m8 we're on the internet but believe me my life is shitty and the only thing I care about is mma, fighting people is my hobby. I train at Ivans mma Seattle come by 6-8pm weekdays, stop by and ask for Joseph if your're ever in the area

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>>730572661

>>730572430
I'd personally say it's someone that places no real value on the act of sex, simply using others to satisfy themselves before moving onto the next person of interest.

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>>730572687
>no timestamp

>>730572856
Doxxxing yourself on 4chan?

>>730568087
>says the Virgin

>>730572662
UK (yes were sluts here) but have spent plenty of time in Germany, poland and spain and know people from several others

Now if its different in your country, state your country, but dont go saying "in europe" as it varies a lot

>>730568145
>brown
>nigger

What's the difference ?

>>730572441
Before last August I hadn't gone a week without sex for 8 years.

The only thing im addicted to is living for myself for once. I won't die alone; people have this idea if they don't get married in their 20s they'll be alone forever. Well guess what? My parents are 50 years old and just got divorced. Both of them remarried 2 new people and claim to be happier than theyve ever been.

I don't expect to find love in my 20s, in a town full of girls ive already fucked. If I find anything special its going to be in my later life and be based around friendship, until them im going to enjoy myself

>>730568087
hmmm what if you start college at 22 though?

>>730568001
people will start feeling sorry for you at about 19. If you get to your 20s and still haven't been laid, I'd recommend lowering your standards, stop being weird or rent a hooker

>>730572925
NYPA
I bet Joseph knocked you the fuck out!

>>730568001
Well. Losing your virginity means you have had something inside you for the first time. So I'm not a faggot. I don't like dick in my ass.

9 months and a day
> cesarian cucks btfo

>>730568001
Sauce?

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>>730571773

You can, just don't be too picky. Stay away from ratchet, skanky hoes tho.

Anyway, pussy is pussy. You're trying to get your dick wet, not meet the love of your life and mother of your future children.

Take what you can get. Sex is always fun and it will be a huge confidence boost so maybe next time you can be a bit more picky.

Think of it like training wheels pussy. I mean, you don't take a kid and put him on a dirt bike to teach him how to ride a bicycle. Gotta start small.

Completely subjective. You could have a younger sibling that gets more tail than you. My brother had been a prolific dater by the time he was in 8th grade. Didn't take long for me to start feeling like a piece of hopeless shit.

>>730572687
I'll still kick your little ass, I'm not scared pussy, anyone can lie on the internet.

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>>730573302
I feel you m8
My lil bro fucks legit 9/10s since he was 15 and we look nearly the same, have the same upbringing, same schools, yet I'm a 20yr old virgin

>>730573262
How do I get them to meetup with me?
Is it actually possible to find local sluts on there?
I'm good enough looking that I can easily get sluts if they're there.
I can't tell if you're trolling or not.

>>730573472
Why not just swim in his wake retard?
Can he not hook you up?

>>730573472
Well fuck man, you have more hope than me. We don't really look anything alike, he's very cute, I used to make fun of him for his cowlick and thank god I didn't have one. As I got older I realized he had a thick head of hair that didn't recede like mine did. He's got more charm and personality than I've ever had and has always had more friends and been the life of the party. I've been the quiet, reserved older brother that is into books and such. I made it pretty far in life compared to him, but overall I'd say I'm more miserable.

never

loosing your virginity is degeneracy to the highest degree. you're undermining the morals of the website in doing so. summer must be early.

>>730572994
There are brown people, and there are nigger people.

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>>730573629
This.

>Why can't atheists prove that sex isn't a sin?

>>730573629
>morals of the website
You must not remember shitting dick nipples.

>>730573577
> I made it pretty far in life compared to him, but overall I'd say I'm more miserable.

The grass always looks greener on the other side.
>>730573472
Rape him

>>730573669
Brown = spic
Black = nigger
spics are usually worse imo

>>730568001
22

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>>730573551
He's 2yrs younger it'd be fucking weird.... but now that I think about there when I was 17 he knew a 14yr old fucking cute little blonde who would always message me. I straight up ignored her though and now I'm really regretting it because few people ever get the chance to fuck a tight young teen like her
Looked like pic related but more innocent

10

Just be celibate for life nigga

>>730573730
8 more months! I'm not a failure?

>>730568001
No one cares about your sex life.

>>730568001
At what age does worrying about being a virgin or not become pathetic? Don't post on /b/ with this summerfag shit

>>730568499
Idk even when I had a gf I could sleep with whenever I wanted to, I wasn't really interested in anything past third base. (In high school)

At this point (6 years later) I've realised I'm more interested in a solid relationship than I am sex at all. Sure the first few times when I meet her I'll cum pretty fast, But I know after a little bit I'll be back to normal.

>>730573733
2 years is no where near weird. Why the fuck haven't you tried to hit up that blonde who was always messaging you again are you retarded?
How long ago was this?
If she responds it's almost guaranteed since you were the older brother she couldn't have at one point.

>>730573828
You shouldn't care what other people are doing, just do what makes sense for you, and be yourself. No decent girl is gonna give a shit if you don't seem self conscious about it. Don't lose confidence ever, or at least don't let it show.

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>>730574072

>>730568001
18

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>>730574012
yo 2yrs is pretty weird though from ages 14-18. My brother's friends always felt like kids up until I graduated hs. She was messaging me like 4 years ago now so that ship has sailed and she's no longer a innocent teen anymore but I can still stalk her fb and fantasize I guess

>>730574072
Don't listen to the retards on this board claiming to be "alpha" that mentality only gets you dumb sluts that'll fuck anything anyways. Most women are like that in my opinion but there are decent women out there, and you can fuck chances up with good women by getting the reputation of being a "Chad." These guys talk big but they're gonna regret it when they knock up one of these dumb sluts and spent the rest of their life paying some dumb slut that turned into the biggest cunt they've ever met as soon as she realized he is her atm now.

>>730568001
mmmm 72

>>730574195
That ship has only sailed if you think it has retard, have you at least tried?

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>>730568087
Agreed college easiest place alive to get it.
Its where I found my wife.

>>730568001
6.

>>730574242
Is it still like that if you're going to college in your midtwenties?

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>>730574238
nope, you've inspired me anon, I'll message her tomorrow, keep In mind I'm a 20yr old virgin so this will only endup being awkward but at the worst it will be a learning experience and a crossed "off what if"

>>730573472
My brother abused me, choked and punched me my whole life. I have zero self confidence and that's why never got laid. My parents were never interested in helping me whatsoever, I told them everything and they just called me liar.

>>730574242
I mean I feel like it was way easier to score sex in high school but that just could be my high school had way more girls who were provocative.

I think college , it's easier to develop a relationship but just having sex was super easy for me at least. I had 6 girlfriends over the course of high school and had sex with all 6 of them over 10 times each. And there were some girls I just casually hooked up with.

Might have just been that in college, I took it very seriously and didn't focus on sex much. I was focused on at that time getting a 4.0 and trying to get certain internships and most of my free time I spent playing video games or recreational hockey league or softball to keep myself busy.

>tfw you would like to lose it, you are good looking, but have a deformed penis

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>>730574814
gonna need pics anon

>>730568557
/thread

>>730574242
Depends on the subject you study. If you study something that brings money and actually means work, you will not able to find a woman in any lecture.
If you study worthless garbage like psychology on the other hand...

>>730568001
If I was being fair, 20.

>>730568001
sauce

>>730568557
best post in thread

>>730569925
nofap is great, made getting pussy a lot easier for me

>>730574554
That's not necessarily a bad thing, just make sure she really likes you before you tell her. Again, do not act like it bothers you that you are still a virgin, don't let yourself come across like it has affected your confidence. I would recommend telling her if you actually like her as a person, but you don't have to if all you want is pussy. I didn't lose mine till I was 19 and I didn't tell the girl till we'd been "dating" for like 3 months. (Never date a slut I had to learn the hard way.)

>>730575036
>nofap
G
T
F
O

>>730575095
Same guy, but I was really worried about still being a virgin too, and I can't stress enough that if a chick genuinely likes you, she's not going to care that you're still a virgin at your age, you're not the only 20 year old virgin in the world, it's not as big of a deal as you probably think it is. Only the nastiest, sluttiest, bitchiest girls would honestly be weirded out by that, and trust me you're really not missing out on much by NOT fucking those girls.

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>>730573513
>How do I get them to meetup with me?

Just talk to them?

What the fuck do you think they're doing on /soc/? They WANT to meet up.

>>730568001

a virgin only becomes pathetic to slutty Staceys and non-virgin Chads.

virginity ain't an illness

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>>730575036
>nofap
>finally get a girl
>cum the moment she touches you

bruh

About 18.... Months

>>730575243
I've never been to that board before, but I'm getting to the 3 and a half year mark without pussy so I'm willing to try some new stuff.

>>730568087
lel i'm not even in a crowd
>heroing

>>730574242
See, I had this good job in a small town for a while. People warned me not to get with local chicks who just want a way out, they'd throw themselves at me, everyone said.

Never happened. i guess I just don't know how to start a conversation with people.

I live near a college though. What should I do? Go down to the library? Walk around and ask rando girls, "hey what are you studying??" like a complete fucking asswad and get thrown out? I legit don't know how to talk to people

>>730575312
That might honestly happen to me if I had that chick. I would get viagra or something, or relapse on heroin (heroin makes it very hard to cum but your dick still gets rock hard)

>>730574554
You have GOT to have the stones to put yourself out there and get rejected. Otherwise you'll just obsess. It'll be the best thing for you anon. Trust me

>>730575226
Shit, I guess I gotta somehow own it then. I'm thinking of a practice gf but I should really just go on a date first before "planning"

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>>730575251
>virginity ain't an illness

But it is.

Sex is one of the primal human needs. It's like food or water or sleep or taking a shit.

It may not kill you like starvation or dehydration but it will fuck you up mentally. Just look at all the pathetic fedora faggots, anime watching retards and other virgins and tell me they're not ill.

Pussy is literally the cure for modern autism.

>>730575360
I'm in a similar boat, I really don't like bars, and even if I did I'd feel weird going alone since I don't know anyone around here.

>>730575312
true, but you can get it up again in 2 minutes

>>730572994
brown = sand nigger
nigger = nigger

>>730575243
Be me

See a group of 4 hot girls last night at a festival.

"Just go talk to them!"

What the fuck do you want me to do? Uhhhh, "h-hey ladies, uhhhh, ehhhhh, is this your first time here?" or how bout, "uhhhhh, what are you looking at?" Like, what the fuck are you supposed to say?

>>730575312
yoooooo her reaction is cute as fuck

>>730575138
try it dude, it works

>>730575446
I mean the practice gf can be good too, but if you know a girl you like you really should just go for it and let her know you're gonna be a little awkward for a while, a good girl isn't gonna be put off by the fact that you haven't gone out and fucked all the sluts in town. I'm not sure if you're saying you need practice before meeting up with that younger blonde, but the practice girl thing can backfire if you get easily attached. That happened to me and I ended up getting cheated on a lot over the course of a year with know way of finding out about it and it fucked with me for a long time. I never knew for a fact that she cucked me until almost 2 years ago and we broke up 4 years ago. So if you do see a girl as just a slutty practice girl, DO NOT let that image of her out of your head, hoes gonna be hoes. If you want a girl you care about though, save yourself the embarrassment and hurt of getting attached to a dumb slut who ends up fucking a bunch of people you thought were your friends behind your back.

>>730575471
>Pussy is literally the cure for modern autism
Like how money is the cure for poverty?

>>730568087
Lost my virginity at 16.
Fuck yeah bwoi.

>>730575739
Money > pussy

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>>730575526
>Like, what the fuck are you supposed to say?

There's no magic formula. It's not like you're gonna say the right thing and her panties will instantly drop.

The most important thing you have to realize about people who get a ton of pussy is that they get rejected even more. It's a part of the game. You're not gonna be able to fuck every girl, in fact, you won't score with most - but if you don't try you will NEVER score.

You'll get rejected, it will suck. Man up and move on.

As far as what to talk about, it's best to keep it simple and honest. Say hello, introduce yourself and tell her you'd like to buy her coffee/drink or whatever. It depends a lot on what country you're in and what the current situation is etc.

Here's an example - Indian dude approaching an American women and telling her she's beautiful will mostly likely be creepy as fuck. However, if a French guy does it with his French accent then it's suddenly not as creepy and a lot more romantic etc.

Just go practice. Pick a girl you don't wanna be with, a girl you don't give a fucking shit about and won't see ever again and try talking to her. Try picking her up just for practice.

>>730573440
Then go fight him, faggot.

>>730575790
Whoa i'm not who you were replying to but that's not bad advice. I'm actually on a very long dry streak, but i've had plenty of pussy before. I trip myself out sometimes. Are coffee shops good places to find chicks? I really don't want to into bar. I'm 24 so i don't have to worry about 18/21+ or not.

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>>730575360
Just ask someone out.
Be fucking brave for once you got nothing to lose and a lot to gain.

>>730575790
Actually pretty fucking helpful. I'm the one you replied to.

I started working on this theory last night at the festival. The more self-aware I was, the more awkward I was trying to navigate the crowd. Looking up at people, trying to guess their next move, being considerate, made it awkward and impossibly hard to get from point A to point B. It was only when I focused inward and ignored everyone that I bounced around naturally like a ping pong ball. Sometimes you had to stop and wait still, but it was hella less awkward.

I wonder if conversation is like that. Just be agreeable. Don't try to connect with everyone on a deep level. Don't try to make meaningful connections, at least not at first. Just take what people give you. I don't know, it made more sense in my head and I could kind of see it working.

>>730575526
Protip do drugs that make you talkative and bring up whatever they're studying, visible similarities, or just ask say you feel like you've met before, if you're slick enough you can pull this off but don't try it sober

>>730576118
Or you could just do it sober so you develop natural confidence.
Don't listen to this loser.

i'd say 20 for eu, maybe 23 for us

i understand coming out of hs a virgin, since it's a closed environment and limited options for social interactions. after high school and after you reach drinking age however, a non-autist should have no prob picking up girls with the 10th try or some shit. so 23 or so for the us (drinking age 21) and 20 where drinking age is 18

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Booze get drunk be around drunk girls woman are fucking nuts on a few drinks. Real colors start to show.

>>730576216
>not being American
GTFO

I'm 37 in June. I'll kill myself at 40.

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>>730576185
Druqks are for cold approaches and 1st impressions and don't affect confidence and sociability when conversing with someone you already met, like on a date. Atleast for me

>>730576227
god i'd let her fart on me

>>730576185
I've never touched a drop of alcohol in my life for exactly this reason. I insist on doing it sober

>>730576332

In 3 years you can get ripped as fuck if you start going to the gym. Just exercising regularly will make you feel a lot better about yourself and your confidence will skyrocket.

You can also see a stylist, get a flattering haircut and some recommendation on clothes.

I mean, 3 years is a huge time for self improvement.

>>730576349
DUDE
DRUGS
LMAO

>>730576332
Just do it now

16

>>730575779
>Money > pussy
No.

Money >= Pussy

Though Money often results in Pussy

>>730572205
wow or wc3?

If latter. are you me? go tft.arena.net

>>730576332
I'm 18 and I want to kill myself
Guess I came on 4chan this morning cause I was feeling shit with my life but then again this website is there to meet the less fortunate than you and make you appreciate life just that little bit more....

>>730569067
Because you're abusing that desire and not procreating.

>>730570935
This.

>>730576628
>>730576332

Btw I plan on selling my virginity out to a whore before I become a wizard and if I don't get laid shortly after that I'll get myself put down at the vet's because my life will obviously not be worth living

>>730576628
Well don't let us stop you, just do what you feel is right, which is killing yourself.

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The funny thing is that most of you forever alone virginfags are actually pretty average guys. Like, you don't have serious issues like mental or physical disabilities that would prevent you from hooking up with a girl. All you lack is balls to approach a girl.

The truth is most of you could be spending this summer eating pussy all you want if you just sucked it up and went for it instead of being afraid of getting rejected and hurt.

Plenty of poor, fat, ugly, whatever people are getting laid. Sex isn't reserved for rich models with god tier genetics.

>>730570935
A true wizard...such a rare specimen....only available in the deep dark jungle of /b/....welcome /b/rother....Your are amongst your own now

>>730568629
the day i learned only virgins use vcard, was the day this girl literally, i mean fucking actually blew my cock

in other news
>>730568087

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>>730576876
Exactly moneys got nothing to do with it lol i was broke as fuck in college and school, girls dont care.

I don't want to fuck some random slut. When I have sex, it's going to be with someone I actually care about.

>>730576216
are you fucking serious
hs was way better than eu equivalent

>>730577139
kek.....just kek....I think i found the cuckfag...

>>730577249
How does that make me a cuckfag?

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>>730576954
>girls dont care

Yup, they don't.

What most virgins don't realize is that girls love cock as much as they love pussy. They WANNA get bent over and fucked.

Fucking isn't just something that boys do to girls and girls put up with because they love the boy. Girls wanna get fucked senseless.

>>730577139
dude, fuck a slut first, fuck several. In years when you have a nice wife that you care about but perhaps isnt as wild in bed as you like, you will have memories to draw upon.

Myself i lucked out, fucked plenty of sluts and have a wife that will try most anything

>>730577175
True
eurofag here
Highschool in france is shit
Just junkies, alcoholics and retards, I swear at least 3 of my teachers are alcoholics one of them asks us for cigarettes cause he's such a poorfag and then there is left....no one talks about left...

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>>730577139

There's different kinds of sex. Basically, there isn't one right way to fuck.

From slow, passionate love making with someone you love to pounding a one night stand like some cheap slut - it's all fun.

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>>730576918
Not a wizard unfortunately.


I've just come to realize that as fun as it is, there's more to life than sex.

>>730577458
Your wife likes trying most anything with me too. Hows my kid doing?

>>730577507
Dave is that you?

In other advice, dont have kids either, that shit pins you down

>>730577493
Why? you want to be a wizard?
Always remember with great power comes great responsibility...

>>730577565
Yes
What are you doing on 4chan?
Your wife is hungry and you've got chores to do. I wore her out last night.

>>730577630
>>730577507

Typical words of a virgin...
Pls just do us all a favor and go get some pussy first...

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>>730577337
Hes right you know my woman love cock as much as we love pussy and if woman wont come near you well your just not fit enough to multiply lol

>>730577627
I'm forever barred from the league of wizards. The doors to true cosmic power have been magically and indefinitely sealed to those of my kind.

>>730577630
Virgin detected

>>730577630
The virginlord arrives.

>>730577699
Not a virgin, but I am celibate at this moment.

>>730577758
>>730577748
>>730577699
Samefag

>>730577773
i can smell your virginity from miles away you fucking autist lmao

>>730577797
actually not
but he is a virgin

>>730577812
What the fuck did you just say about me you little bitch?

Btards always getting in pissing contests with each other.

There's no winner here, folks. You either choose not to compete or end up covered in urine.

Just be thankful it's sterile.

>>730577828
GUYS I'M NOT A FUCKING VIRGIN WHY DO YOU KEEP SAYUING THAT
I FUCKED A CHICK LAST WEEK YOU BETA CUCKS

>>730577847
ill have you know

>>730577883
no no an autismo would always say a slut anon. remember that rejection induced misogyny

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>>730577797

>>730577727
Fear not my compadre we shall reenter that league with great glory, by farming the power from all the wizards on /b/ and then so to reverse the cosmic gates of time to be able to return to the past and regain our cosmic powers as wizards

>>730577958
or depending on their level of autism they might same "female"

>>730577974
(((You)))
I think we all know who's behind this.

>>730577847
>>730577630
>>730577847
>>730577883

Sniff...Sniff... What is that that I smell?...
Would that be a wet virgin pussy?

>>730577883
TTTRRRRRRIIIGGGEEERRREEEDDD
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>730574906
Also requesting.