Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>730554953
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>no ERP and RP
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
>>730567305
You want a wet Rory, dont you?
Live here.
>>730567738
Damn got out-paced again, oh well, gg no ree.
Nacht.
Still here
and
>>730567629
Fun right?
>>730567727
Ah. Maybe if you werent staying up late making me feel insecure you wouldnt be tired?
>>730567780
Who wouldnt
>>730567877
>no ree
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>730567898
I guess so, still would be nice to get a real one.
>>730567804
Sup.
>>730568006
Thats the general opinion of well everyone.
Claim
Yuno claim
Crown Royal editoon
Wheres my cute and crispy cunt at
>>730568108
Yeah, got to have some normie opinions.
>>730568108
stop shitposting sci
>>730568146
They may be sleeping
>>730568318
I feel like everyone agree thats a nice thing besides special cases
>>730568393
Im not sci.
>>730568421
okay good thank god but i had to make sure
>>730568421
Bullshit Hanako posts around this time
>>730568421
>special cases
You have something you want to tell us, Tomo?
>>730568515
heya yuno
>>730568555
Hey SHinobu, damn them holy trips
>>730568511
Why?
>>730568515
Dont get all spicy with me. They just havent posted in a bit.
>>730568536
Depends. Whats it about?
>>730568630
because they must be ridiculed for being bad regularly
>>730568630
Your ass is spicy
>>730568668
when did you taste tomo's ass?
>>730568659
Oh. Alrighty then
>>730568668
How drunk are you?
>>730568722
One crazy night
>>730568777
Not drunk enough
>Checked
>>730568630
Were you raped, Tomo? You can tell us guys in the thread.
>>730568777
>checked
>>730568668
man we got the trip 5s and 7s, if only yuno had gotten the 6s
im not going to get namesync for this computer but no-one but yuno here probably knows me and they'd pretend not to recognize me
777 should be lucky trips
>>730568824
How drunk before I can ask for lewds?
>>730568826
Yeah. As a young boy.
>>730568881
Thx
>>730568938
Why do I feel so unlucky then?
>>730568988
because you are a depressed weeb who has a hard time socializing with normies
>>730568988
By who, Tomo?
>By who?
>>730567738
Bunch of pathetic tards masturbating over cartoons
>>730569041
I dont think that has to do with how lucky I feel.
>>730569085
Nah. You dont need to know.
>>730569237
Oh, but I do. It's important for your sexual healing.
>>730568937
I am lucifer nigga
>>730568988
You aint that lucky nigga
>>730569331
What?
>>730569396
Just keep drinking until everything I say sounds like a good idea
>>730569396
Luci don't kill me.
>>730569426
You heard me; sexual healing.
>>730569426
No amount of drink will get me to post lewds
>>730569459
Suck my demon dick
>>730569396
i agree with tomo, you clearly need to drink more
>>730569488
Y'sll noy getting lewds cheeki cunts
>>730569459
Thats not a real thing.
>>730569485
Plz?
>>730569488
I dont think they will but its always worth a go.
>>730569485
Will that save me from death?
>>730569595
Says who?
>>730569595
Itsd not gonna work that way boi
>>730569619
Uh me?
>>730569652
Why must you hurt me so?
>>730569652
cmon yuno, dont u wanna relax and take a bath after a long day at work?
>>730569706
Well it's a thing, baby boy.
>>730569652
You better not kill my friend.
>>730569706
You took my bitch so fuck you
>>730569729
I already took a bath with a vampire loli
>>730569838
eat nuts
>>730569838
Sounds like some tv guru bullshit
>>730569897
What?
>>730569897
Eat shit and die.
>>730569928
Ya caught me.
Closing in on a litre of beer
>>730569975
I knew it
>>730570011
Share.
>>730569928
You heard me
>>730570011
Give me some nigga, Im outta whiskey
>>730570096
Oh you mean Rikka. You didnt have a tight enough hold on them it seems
>>730570073
But I can "help" """you"""
>>730570393
Sssssuuuuurrrreeeeeee
alright im off to bed, night everyone
>>730570186
Cunt
Cut me Yuno
>>730570463
""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""sure""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
>>730570475
Night.
>>730570492
They have given me 26 lewds
>>730570603
Yeah.
>>730570475
GOod night
>>730570654
Same lewds I already seen/have
Hows itr feel to have sloppy seconds
>>730570732
You already know with Hanako right?
>>730570654
>lewd
no
>>730570475
mood night
>>730570821
No what?
>>730570812
Still tight, maybe you're just not big
>>730570890
Actually its because Hanako was the dom.
>>730570970
Why are you the bitch?
>>730571025
I dont understand the question.
>>730570864
Just no as a general reaction.
>>730571154
Oh ok I got ya now
>>730571186
Who are those two?
>>730571282
Her stuffed animals. I wish I was one tbh.
Loli Dragon claimed!
>>730571147
Thats embarassing, how could you be the bitch and hanako the man
>>730571341
Same with me but with Noodles hat.
>>730571375
What's with that tail?
megu claimed
hello
>>730571428
I didnt think it was embarrassing and I quite enjoyed it.
>>730571459
Just pipe dreams
>>730571464
Morning
>>730571560
Whatever floats your boat, guess everyone has ther own kinks
FUck it Im going to bed
>>730571592
Tell me yours some time. Night.
>>730571560
Right, totally.
>>730571708
Liked that one huh?
>>730571560
If you want one lewd from Megu you can pick a number between 1 and 415. Maybe you have luck
>>730571805
13
>>730571845
good one
>>730571882
Not so unlucky after all. Out of curiosity are the lewds confined to say 100-120 or something? Also saved.
>>730571783
It's a pretty good lewd.
>>730572150
Id only put it at a 5or6 out of 10
>>730571882
let's say lower number have a higher probability of /e/ and even a few /h/
>>730572345
I see. How about 26?
bird waifu best waifu
Hah, lewding for numbers. Who does that.
>>730572423
I miss papi anon
>>730572461
Gothic lolis thats who :)
Tomo
>>730572397
Didn't I say "one"? Ok, here last one for today.
>>730572574
That was for quads.
>>730572612
I guess I am really lucky and it even turns out to be a lewd. Whats your favorite megu pic?
>>730572641
That one was for trips. Right before you put the limit
>>730572267
I mean it's just pretty good, not necessarily the lewdest or anything.
>>730572840
Glad you like it
>>730572916
What game ya playing, there?
>>730572998
Probably some dating sim
>>730572737
these two
>>730573234
The top one is cute and the bottom one is artsy. Very nice.
>>730573127
Are you crying or is it just the rain.
>>730573382
Just the rain
>>730573444
Nice trips and depression.
claim bump
>>730573694
Its just the rain I promise
>>730574218
Hi
>>730574218
hello
>>730574539
hi
>>730574539
I don't believe you, I'm going to sleep.
>>730574631
How are you?
Friendly reminder to ignore avatarfags and to keep the threads waifu centric
>>730574661
Why would I lie to you?
>>730574673
I dont know who is who anymore.
>>730574717
Then you are too new to matter.
>>730574762
No no. I mean who the animus people are. They werent a thing 2 weeks ago. At least I think thats what you are talking about.
>>730574618
good morning
>>730574670
i'm doing fine, and you?
>>730574673
what is the difference between an avatar person and a waifu person?
>>730574857
Ah, yes. True.
Well it's pretty obvious who certain ones are. They had their tantrums already and decided to settle in these threads like a bunch of homeless squatters.
>>730574984
Are you trying to be characterized by your waifu? Or is your waifu a 2D character that you love?
>>730574984
Considering sleep. Yourself?
>>730575008
Its pretty weird. Ive seen a few people chat about it and only that as far as I can tell. Other than accusing me of something someone did in animus. There is also the black trenchcoat boy and the furry that looks like a solid snake rip. Weird times.
>>730572737
Oh. I thought that was one of the two I did for the quads.
>>730575201
Nope last one you gave out for trips I believe.
>>730574857
I can't keep track of anything here anymore. I came back 1 1/2 weeks ago from a long time of abstinence from /waifu/. Now /waifu/ gets raided by an autism army regulary .
>>730575238
Too many megumins :( not sure if I remember you. Another one came back but posts a mage called Zero. I dont think its raided I think they just come here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KyaFtqIXeiE
Claiming Ika Musume. <3
>>730575458
I'm pretty sure I posted as Holo, but I can't really remember anyone here.
It looked to me more like raids. This one guy (that villan from Samurai Jack) even announced that. It usually starts in about 10h.
>>730575235
Ah. I have a shit memory for short term events.
>>730575889
I remember talking to a holo a long time ago. Then not seeing one for the longest time so it could have been you. Then they must have been rather shit or I awoke after they were over because it seemed normal to me. Also the villain is Aku
>>730575947
Panty shot. Nice
>>730575565
https://youtu.be/J6_JkZTWYSk
>>730575889
>being a heretic
You wouldn't be a true Megumin claimer if you didn't switch like every other seasonal Megumin claimer.
I'm surprised her poplararity didn't surge with S2.
>>730575889
Jeez Akus voice was good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e51hgWIsY4M
>>730576207
Mako was a beast.
He was also Uncle Iroh in Avatar.
>>730576292
He does good work
>>730576190
blahblahblah
if you think so...
>>730576207
Never watched it, I don't really like this art style of Cartoon Network. Teen Titans was the only thing I watched occasionally.
Walking past the dwarf hamster cage and I looked into it and said hi and one of them jumped off the little perch in the cage. How did these things live in the wild?
>>730576856
I spent too much time watching things like teen titans code lyoko and whatever else was on. What did you like? >>730576906
Morning mado
>>730576865
They didnt. They were bred for pets.
>>730576978
tomo is my hero
>>730577272
More like food for other pets.
>>730577385
Why?
>>730577388
Food for slither noodles.
>>730577557
I want a danger noodle as a pet
>>730577635
I want a sulphur crested or black cockatoo.
>>730577741
Rory I don't know what those are
>>730577801
They are large birbs.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sulphur-crested_cockatoo
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red-tailed_black_cockatoo
>>730576978
Teen Titans was ok. I never really got hooked by any US cartoon that aired later then 2000 (maybe except SpongeBob). I'm not even sure if everything from CN aired here in germany.
>>730578084
I don't think I want a birb as a pet
>>730578298
Lots of German people around here
>>730578441
I saw another German(Zero), one Swiss(Haibara) and one Austrian.
>>730578741
Lots of that though. Lots of Cali fags too
>>730578305
Birbs make great pets.
>>730578927
I want my own gothic Loli for a pet
>>730579002
I want my own shut-in as a sexpet
>>730579121
Shut-in?
>>730578927
Are you dry again
>>730579228
kinda like what Tomoko is
I think the actual term is hikkikimora?
>>730579557
Oh. Me too but oh welll
>>730579636
I wish you were my hikkiki fucktoy
>>730579720
I'm a man baby
>>730579337
I was never wet
730579920