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Waifu claiming thread. Previous:>>730541755 The rules

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Waifu claiming thread.

Previous:>>730541755

The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>no ERP and RP
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
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still here
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>>730554972 Shinobu.
> Maybe a little~
Post lewd too.
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Hello everyone
>juvia claimed
>>730554543 pervert
>Stupid pervert stupid pervert stupid pervert!
I-i said n-not necessarily...
>t-those round perky t-tits with that perfect b-butt and slighy embarrassed look
Y-yeah, so w-what?
No! You keep your perverted hands off kanna-san! She's my pet and my pet only!
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Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels. Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the “loser,” and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round. I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theater of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world. Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment. When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc., Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A., along with a 3×5 card reading, “Please use this M&M for breeding purposes.” This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this “grant money.” I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion. There can be only one.
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Still here


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>>730555042
Hi
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>>730555350
i suppose i could give you 1
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>>730555596
Hello!
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>>730555653
I missed you
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>>730555779
How are you tonight Louise? I also got a picture of kit and kat sleeping.
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>>730555369
> God i wish i was that yellow thing.
Not necessarily what~?
So now it;s your turn~
P-please? I just want to give her the head pats a cute and sweet dragon like like her deserves..
>

>>730555603
> My god she looks so cute with those donut crumbs on her mouth.
Wew, thank you~
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/b/inal solution is at hand
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>>730556105
Not bad, working on some yugioh decks. you?
post pls
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Kizuna
https://discord.gg/c23vq
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>>730556187
Here. On your game or actual cards?
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>>730555401
you mean to tell me
Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels. Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the “loser,” and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round. I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theater of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world. Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment. When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc., Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A., along with a 3×5 card reading, “Please use this M&M for breeding purposes.” This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this “grant money.” I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion. There can be only one.
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>>730556151
i accept head pats as a payment option
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>>730555888
This is how I decide whether I claim or not
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>>730556321
cute lil fluff balls

Actual cards
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>>730556401
why :(

I messaged you on rabbit, idk i can try changing the password but it should work
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>>730556151
>I'm glad you're not.
I-i'm not going to say it again...
W-wait, i never agreed to this...
No! She's my pet loli dragon! Get your own. You're just going try and taint her with you perverted nature.
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>>730556452
They way an ounce each. What kind of deck?
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>>730556600
That's so tiny!

Spiral the Mythic Radiance Dragon.
But he's no good
so I think I'll work on
dinosaurs
next

but first, znt screencaps
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>>730556370
That's good, i have an abundance of head pats.
> Pat pat~

>>730556596
> Why? I'd even be squeezing back~
Alright fair enough...you'd totally miss me~
It's too late to back out now~
O-ok i understand... I wouldn't do that to her...
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>>730556918
Forgot pic.
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>>730556550
I was so preoccupied with whether or not I could, that I didn’t stop to think if I should.
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>>730556890
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>>730556719
Yeah. They are smol. Dinos huh? Weird. Have fun with capping. Get ones I like
>>730556901
Nice
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>>730556918
I would not miss you at all! Not one bit! I've been perfectly fine before!
>
I never agreed to anything! Maybe i did in your perverted fantasy i did!
Yes you would! Don't you lay one finger on her! She's my loli dragon!
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>>730557157
and cute. How long do you have to watch them for?
Yeah, they've been a thing for forever but I've never built a dino deck before.
I just remember there's some stuff I gotta do, though
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>>730557370
Ima touch Kannas thighs next time I see them.
>>730557521
Till school starts up in August. Hope it goes well
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>>730557521
rex raptor always loses
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>>730557718
Pleb tier waifu
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>>730557696
Ooh
why's that?
Thank you!
>>730557732
Yes he does
but dinos got new support
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dude headpats lmao
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>>730557370
No need to lie, just tell the truth, i won't tell anybody~
Cmon, you wouldn't leave me hanging now would you? I just wanna see that beautiful body of yours~
But i wouldn't! I know she wouldn't like that, and i know you would be upset if i did...and i don't want you to be mad at me..
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>>730557157
like to see more of the .hack ladies?
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>>730557966
:(
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>>730557914
Dont know why just know we got to.
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one of my waifus that everyone seems to hate lol
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>>730558386
Hack ladies?
>>730558511
I think they are cute
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>>730557696
Do it and it'll be last thighs you ever touch
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>>730558089
I'm not lying! I wouldn't miss you at all you stupid pervert!
Of course I'd leave a pervert like you hanging! Especially when that pervert forces agreements on me.
No! I don't want your pervertedness rubbing off on her! Someone as pure as Kanna-san doesn't need a bad influence like you patting her on the head
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>>730558511
i dont even know who they are
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>>730558432
Fair enough
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>>730558511
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I may need to ride in rain. Fuck.
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>>730558716
Jokes on you ive only ever touched mine
>>730558867
Yeah yeah
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>>730558716
Is that so..maybe i should put that to the test then...
I didn't force it on you, i was just trying to convince you to...
I-i understand, i won't give any headpats... I agree, she's to pure to to be perverse with.
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>>730559109
How is that...
What?
>>730559262
N-no y-you don't have to...
>
Y-yeah well y-you're not getting anything...
Amd you better not go behind my back either or i swear you'll never get a lewd pic from me ever again.
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>>730559097
Is Rory about to get nice and wet
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>>730559810
Which means it would be my first! I hope Kanna likes it.
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>>730559810
Hmm and why's that~?
> There's that cute blushing~
P-please?
I promise i won't.
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>>730560268
>>730559810
>>730559109
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No joke please do this or your mom will die A CODE WITH MY TEARS WRITE SOMETHING sweet sensitive and wonderful ANON..............÷...........+...........O......o............%.......£.............€[email protected].... when 1 tear hit the ground that stands for the letter A when 2 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter B when 3 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter C when 4 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter D when 5 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter E when 6 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter F when 7 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter G when 8 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter H when 9 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter I when 10 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter J when 11 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter K when 12 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter L when 13 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter M when 14 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter N when 15 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter O when 16 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter O when 17 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter P when 18 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter Q when 19 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter R when 20 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter S when 21 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter B when 22 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter T when 23 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter U when 24 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter V when 25 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter W when 26 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter X when 27 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter Y when 28 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter Z
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>>730560001
Hi Ai
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>>730560396
seriously tho...

No joke please do this or your mom will die A CODE WITH MY TEARS WRITE SOMETHING sweet sensitive and wonderful ANON..............÷...........+...........O......o............%.......£.............€[email protected].... when 1 tear hit the ground that stands for the letter A when 2 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter B when 3 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter C when 4 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter D when 5 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter E when 6 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter F when 7 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter G when 8 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter H when 9 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter I when 10 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter J when 11 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter K when 12 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter L when 13 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter M when 14 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter N when 15 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter O when 16 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter O when 17 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter P when 18 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter Q when 19 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter R when 20 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter S when 21 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter B when 22 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter T when 23 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter U when 24 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter V when 25 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter W when 26 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter X when 27 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter Y when 28 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter Z
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>>730560396
wait you mean to tell me

No joke please do this or your mom will die A CODE WITH MY TEARS WRITE SOMETHING sweet sensitive and wonderful ANON..............÷...........+...........O......o............%.......£.............€[email protected].... when 1 tear hit the ground that stands for the letter A when 2 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter B when 3 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter C when 4 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter D when 5 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter E when 6 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter F when 7 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter G when 8 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter H when 9 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter I when 10 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter J when 11 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter K when 12 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter L when 13 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter M when 14 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter N when 15 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter O when 16 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter O when 17 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter P when 18 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter Q when 19 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter R when 20 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter S when 21 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter B when 22 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter T when 23 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter U when 24 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter V when 25 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter W when 26 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter X when 27 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter Y when 28 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter Z
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Seriously please do this or your mom will die A CODE WITH MY TEARS WRITE SOMETHING sweet sensitive and wonderful ANON..............÷...........+...........O......o............%.......£.............€[email protected].... when 1 tear hit the ground that stands for the letter A when 2 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter B when 3 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter C when 4 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter D when 5 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter E when 6 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter F when 7 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter G when 8 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter H when 9 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter I when 10 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter J when 11 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter K when 12 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter L when 13 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter M when 14 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter N when 15 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter O when 16 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter O when 17 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter P when 18 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter Q when 19 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter R when 20 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter S when 21 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter B when 22 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter T when 23 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter U when 24 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter V when 25 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter W when 26 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter X when 27 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter Y when 28 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter Z
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starvin marvin says... do this or your mom will die A CODE WITH MY TEARS WRITE SOMETHING sweet sensitive and wonderful ANON..............÷...........+...........O......o............%.......£.............€[email protected].... when 1 tear hit the ground that stands for the letter A when 2 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter B when 3 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter C when 4 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter D when 5 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter E when 6 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter F when 7 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter G when 8 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter H when 9 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter I when 10 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter J when 11 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter K when 12 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter L when 13 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter M when 14 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter N when 15 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter O when 16 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter O when 17 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter P when 18 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter Q when 19 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter R when 20 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter S when 21 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter B when 22 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter T when 23 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter U when 24 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter V when 25 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter W when 26 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter X when 27 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter Y when 28 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter Z
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>>730560268
Go to pol with your cartoon kittie porn
A CODE WITH MY TEARS WRITE SOMETHING sweet sensitive and wonderful ANON..............÷...........+...........O......o............%.......£.............€[email protected].... when 1 tear hit the ground that stands for the letter A when 2 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter B when 3 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter C when 4 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter D when 5 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter E when 6 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter F when 7 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter G when 8 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter H when 9 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter I when 10 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter J when 11 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter K when 12 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter L when 13 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter M when 14 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter N when 15 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter O when 16 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter O when 17 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter P when 18 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter Q when 19 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter R when 20 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter S when 21 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter B when 22 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter T when 23 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter U when 24 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter V when 25 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter W when 26 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter X when 27 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter Y when 28 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter Z
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>>730560007
It would also be the last.
>>730560268
B-because you should just t-take my word for it...
>shut up!
>gosh i-i just love these pics of hanako pleasing herself, sexy and cute
>
F-fine, but only one!
That's better. And don't think i won't be talking to kanna about this either.
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MOVE TO /POL FOR THESE THREADS YOU DEGENERATE NEWFAGS
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>>730560811
I know because I would touch it everyday after too.
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USE THE CODE GUYS YOUR BEING WATCHED
A CODE WITH MY TEARS WRITE SOMETHING sweet sensitive and wonderful ANON..............÷...........+...........O......o............%.......£.............€[email protected].... when 1 tear hit the ground that stands for the letter A when 2 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter B when 3 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter C when 4 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter D when 5 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter E when 6 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter F when 7 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter G when 8 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter H when 9 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter I when 10 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter J when 11 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter K when 12 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter L when 13 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter M when 14 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter N when 15 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter O when 16 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter O when 17 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter P when 18 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter Q when 19 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter R when 20 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter S when 21 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter B when 22 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter T when 23 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter U when 24 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter V when 25 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter W when 26 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter X when 27 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter Y when 28 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter Z
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>>730560811
> Dubs
Hmm well i suppose i will.
> That cute wiggle
> Well i have a few more if you like~ Though it'll cost you~
>
Hmm now what should i choose~
I figured you would. I'll have to apologize to her the next time i see her.
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better yet move to eight-chan with the rest of the pedofux that like to circlejerk to this degenerate trash
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>>730560942
>pol
lolwhat
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>>730561105
I swear I'll end you tomo
>>730561304
>k-keep p-posting them, i-i really like them
J-just shut up and pick something so i can go to bed you perv~
You better
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>>730561671
Kanna wouldnt like that.
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USE /pol to stop the troll
A CODE WITH MY TEARS WRITE SOMETHING sweet sensitive and wonderful ANON..............÷...........+...........O......o............%.......£.............€[email protected].... when 1 tear hit the ground that stands for the letter A when 2 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter B when 3 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter C when 4 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter D when 5 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter E when 6 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter F when 7 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter G when 8 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter H when 9 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter I when 10 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter J when 11 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter K when 12 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter L when 13 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter M when 14 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter N when 15 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter O when 16 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter O when 17 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter P when 18 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter Q when 19 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter R when 20 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter S when 21 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter B when 22 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter T when 23 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter U when 24 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter V when 25 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter W when 26 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter X when 27 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter Y when 28 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter Z
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>>730561671
> That perfect sexy butt
> Not just like but really like huh~?
>
Hmm how about Juvia pleasing herself~
Well, i guess i'll give you the headpat i was saving for her.
> Pat pat~
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>>730561748
She would like it
sweet sensitive and wonderful ANON..............÷...........+...........O......o............%.......£.............€[email protected].... when 1 tear hit the ground that stands for the letter A when 2 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter B when 3 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter C when 4 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter D when 5 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter E when 6 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter F when 7 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter G when 8 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter H when 9 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter I when 10 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter J when 11 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter K when 12 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter L when 13 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter M when 14 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter N when 15 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter O when 16 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter O when 17 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter P when 18 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter Q when 19 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter R when 20 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter S when 21 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter B when 22 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter T when 23 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter U when 24 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter V when 25 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter W when 26 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter X when 27 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter Y when 28 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter Z
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>>730554953
guess what OP, you made international news...

Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels. Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the “loser,” and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round. I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theater of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world. Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment. When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc., Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A., along with a 3×5 card reading, “Please use this M&M for breeding purposes.” This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this “grant money.” I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion. There can be only one.
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>>730562020
This is true
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guess we could always #OpPEDOCOP this thread up while we are at it
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>>730560001
Lewd. And it was after rain, just a sprinkle.
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USE /pol
A CODE WITH MY TEARS WRITE SOMETHING sweet sensitive and wonderful ANON..............÷...........+...........O......o............%.......£.............€[email protected].... when 1 tear hit the ground that stands for the letter A when 2 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter B when 3 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter C when 4 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter D when 5 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter E when 6 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter F when 7 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter G when 8 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter H when 9 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter I when 10 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter J when 11 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter K when 12 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter L when 13 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter M when 14 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter N when 15 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter O when 16 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter O when 17 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter P when 18 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter Q when 19 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter R when 20 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter S when 21 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter B when 22 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter T when 23 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter U when 24 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter V when 25 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter W when 26 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter X when 27 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter Y when 28 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter Z
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by the way... Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels. Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the “loser,” and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round. I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theater of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world. Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment. When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc., Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A., along with a 3×5 card reading, “Please use this M&M for breeding purposes.” This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this “grant money.” I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion. There can be only one.
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USE /pol for this shit faggets
A CODE WITH MY TEARS WRITE SOMETHING sweet sensitive and wonderful ANON..............÷...........+...........O......o............%.......£.............€[email protected].... when 1 tear hit the ground that stands for the letter A when 2 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter B when 3 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter C when 4 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter D when 5 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter E when 6 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter F when 7 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter G when 8 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter H when 9 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter I when 10 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter J when 11 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter K when 12 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter L when 13 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter M when 14 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter N when 15 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter O when 16 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter O when 17 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter P when 18 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter Q when 19 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter R when 20 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter S when 21 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter B when 22 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter T when 23 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter U when 24 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter V when 25 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter W when 26 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter X when 27 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter Y when 28 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter Z
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>>730554953


i haz about 95 more of these, OP... don't worry we will ruin this thread soon enough
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USE /pol for this shit faggetts
A CODE WITH MY TEARS WRITE SOMETHING sweet sensitive and wonderful ANON..............÷...........+...........O......o............%.......£.............€[email protected].... when 1 tear hit the ground that stands for the letter A when 2 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter B when 3 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter C when 4 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter D when 5 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter E when 6 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter F when 7 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter G when 8 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter H when 9 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter I when 10 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter J when 11 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter K when 12 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter L when 13 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter M when 14 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter N when 15 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter O when 16 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter O when 17 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter P when 18 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter Q when 19 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter R when 20 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter S when 21 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter B when 22 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter T when 23 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter U when 24 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter V when 25 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter W when 26 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter X when 27 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter Y when 28 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter Z
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>>730561748
Well it's to protect her.
>>730562015
>y- yeah, s-so?
Had to go searching for this one so you better like it.
Give it to tomo, he really needs it
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Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels. Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the “loser,” and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round. I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theater of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world. Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment. When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc., Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A., along with a 3×5 card reading, “Please use this M&M for breeding purposes.” This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this “grant money.” I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion. There can be only one.
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>>730562446
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>>730562459
From what? Uh is Juvia fucking herself with an umbrella?
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She's hawt!!!!
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>>730562459
Nothing at all~
> Oh my, using an umbrella like that...so lewd~
> Well, an umbrella is meant to get wet after all~
W-wew~
Sorry, too late, you've already been patted~
N-now, can i get just one more before you go to bed please~? I-i would like to see breasts.
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>>730562539
your time would be better spent not jerkin off to kids, via creeper drawings..

oh ya

Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels. Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the “loser,” and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round. I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theater of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world. Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment. When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc., Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A., along with a 3×5 card reading, “Please use this M&M for breeding purposes.” This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this “grant money.” I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion. There can be only one.
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>>730562782
>Smexy

I'm sexually attracted to a cartoon of a little asian guitarist.
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>>730562459
>>730562763
sure looks like it
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only 52 spideys left!!!
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Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels. Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the “loser,” and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round. I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theater of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world. Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment. When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc., Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A., along with a 3×5 card reading, “Please use this M&M for breeding purposes.” This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this “grant money.” I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion. There can be only one.
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>>730562998
Hi noodle
>>730563069
Alrighty then
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>>730562539
>burned an image to post that, ty for participating...

also.. Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels. Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the “loser,” and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round. I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theater of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world. Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment. When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc., Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A., along with a 3×5 card reading, “Please use this M&M for breeding purposes.” This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this “grant money.” I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion. There can be only one.
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>>730563093
Oh man, you're the third shitposter we've had in these threads! Welcome, would you like some refreshments?

>>730563206
Sup, how's the threads been going?
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>>730563262
ya been enjoying eating up all your images, you guys should really go to infinity chan, they have a loli board full of this shit
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>>730563262
>third
This week maybe. Theres a guy who does a better job who's about due for another go.
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>>730563262
Nah noodle there has been many before him. I wouldnt even give him credit because he posts slow as shit. Its been going. Got some new games to play and am getting daily challenges done on tanks
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oh and btw... Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels. Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the “loser,” and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round. I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theater of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world. Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment. When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc., Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A., along with a 3×5 card reading, “Please use this M&M for breeding purposes.” This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this “grant money.” I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion. There can be only one.
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>>730554953
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-CrNlilZho
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Nighty night everyone. See you tomorrow
>>730562763
From people like you.
And yeah. I thought it was pretty clever.
>>730562782
Wish i owned that body pillow...
>>730562917
No! Go pat tomo not me
I guess, you dirty pervert~
>
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>>730563370
Oh no, image spam. However will we continue?
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>>730563459
Night. Im no harm to them
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>>730563527

we aren't going anywhere faggot
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>>730563370
Not really here for the loli.

>>730563390
Is it the guy with the red-haired cartoon character?

>>730563405
Sounds like he's a pretty bad shitposter. It's just the same stuff over and over again. Other than that, sounds cool, hope you enjoy your games.
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>>730563459
No takebacks~
> O-oh my, that's..so lewd~!
Goodnight Juvia, sleep well.
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>>730563772
No, you havent met eyebrows yet. Along those lines, a bit more impact on the thread though.
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>>730563772
Its fine that its the same stuff over and over. Its just not fast enough. Im having a good time with it yeah
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BnC-cpUCdns
Goodnight thread.
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USE /pol do u fart in cartoons mouth
A CODE WITH MY TEARS WRITE SOMETHING sweet sensitive and wonderful ANON..............÷...........+...........O......o............%.......£.............€[email protected].... when 1 tear hit the ground that stands for the letter A when 2 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter B when 3 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter C when 4 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter D when 5 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter E when 6 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter F when 7 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter G when 8 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter H when 9 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter I when 10 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter J when 11 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter K when 12 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter L when 13 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter M when 14 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter N when 15 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter O when 16 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter O when 17 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter P when 18 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter Q when 19 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter R when 20 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter S when 21 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter B when 22 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter T when 23 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter U when 24 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter V when 25 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter W when 26 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter X when 27 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter Y when 28 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter Z
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Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels. Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the “loser,” and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round. I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theater of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world. Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment. When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc., Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A., along with a 3×5 card reading, “Please use this M&M for breeding purposes.” This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this “grant money.” I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion. There can be only one.
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>>730564080
Damn, I'm interested to meet him now.

>>730564091
But it's no animu girl eating a fish each and every day.
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>>730564116

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQOXxmznGPg
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>>730564351
Hm?
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>>730562998
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>>730564429
Take that cat toy out of your ear so you can hear me properly!

>>730564495
>cool story, bro
Thanks, bruh.
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>>730564765
But it feels good
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>>730564875
I'll take it!

>>730564906
You know what else feels good?
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>>730565031
Hm?
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>>730565130
My fire mixtape that you can buy for $4.55 to $9.99. I comes with all the songs you know and love and a few extra ones as well. Since you're my friend I'll give it to you for 1 cent + a free blowjob. I know I'm sick but you'll just have to ignore that, buddy-ol' pal. To anyone else reading, you can't do that to me to get the mixtape cheaper, but I'll happily accept. Sleepers get a discount of $10 and a nickel. Animu not allow access, though Tomos are an exception. So buy now!
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>>730565783
I dont have any money.
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>>730565877
Well it still open for anyone else. I'll lower my offer to you to 0 cents + a blowjob (again, ignore my sickness). Animus not welcome, buy now!
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>>730566104
I guess Ill take it
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>>730566234
Right now or later?
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>>730566473
K
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wsZ7013yHiw
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>>730566720
That wasnt a very good mix tape
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>>730566842
That wasn't the mixtape.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpEP_7rO2jc
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>>730567036
In that case I didnt even feel anything
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>>730567170
That's the miracle of internet blowjobs!
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>>730560409
Ello Tomo

>>730562245
Not lewd :o what are you thinking
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>>730567284
They suck (heh)
>>730567305
How goes it?
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>>730567351
>having a gif that fits this well
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>>730567466
Oh well guess ill keep thinking about the real deal
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>>730567547
Same here.
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>>730567351
Trying not to fall asleep in lectures
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>>730567738
>>730567738
>>730567738
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am i ban?
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