How long have you gone with out sex /B/ros?

>>730563628
A lifetime.

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All my life

>>730563628
My entire life.

>>730563628
18 years
so my entire life

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>>730563628
3 years

A few weeks but 3 years before that

all my fucking life

>>730563780
>>730563769
>>730563744
brothers

>>730563628

Haven't gotten laid in like 2 years now

>>730563628
3 months today. Got a wife. Neither of us are interested. Sluts hitting me up daily, i fear I'm gonna cheat

>>730563628
16 years. From 0-16 before I lost my virginity.

After that, maybe like a year and a half

Well the last time was about a month or so ago but was too drunk to finish and before that was January 2016. Sucks not being very social.

I FUCK MY GIRLFRIEND EVERY DAY LMAO STOP WANKING HIT THE GYM AND GET LAID YOU FAGS

yes i have pictures of her

Had it on Friday, 3 times. Morning, after work and before bed.

7 years

legit all of you no matter how ugly your features are theres NO WAY that you wont find a love after improving yourselves

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It's been almost 3 months.

Shit's rough, it's way easier for virgins. They have no idea how good pussy feels and what they're missing out on.

>>730563875
Same
Sucks /b/ro

drink a gallon of water a day = no acne
hit the gym 4-5 days a week with cardio= better physique and confidence
no fap ever= primal urge kicks in to get shit done and improve

litterally the answer to all your problems^^^^^

>>730563769
No way me too! hahahahhaha
....
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...................please kill me

so far? my whole life.
>feelsbadman.jpg

>>730563628
Since brith

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>not knowing what it feels like
>2017

lel

>>730564256
The point about drinking water is so fucking true.

I used to have moderate acne that no matter what product I used or how often I used it, would not clear up. Literally nothing worked.

Started drinking a lot of water daily and my skin was smooth and clear in just over a month

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2 weeks

>>730564393
God damn that's hot

October 22 2014. The only reason I remember the date is anyone who comes into my room has to draw something on the wall in chalk. The last bitch I fucked wrote her name and the date. Really artistic shit.

>>730564256
does that noFap shit actually work?
deleted my porncollection 1 week ago and haven't fapped since but I don't feel an urge to do shit only to fap

>>730564051
Post picture of your hand

>>730563628
1 year 2 months 17 days 14 hours and 33 seconds

>>730563628
27 years, 28 in exactly 1 month

The last time I had sex was in January 2012, so that long

>>730564393
Saved

>>730564686
Sorry.

>>730563628
I don't even know. I want to say 6-7 months. Around there.

>>730563839
damn i bet that feels good. Im over 2 now. I don't give a shit. Waiting for a good serious girl

3 days. but i'm a whore. thank god women are too.

19 years

4 years. Don't feel the urge anymore. I just fap and pass out.

Last night

>>730564463
>>730564756
want sauce? ;)

>>730563628
my whole life kill me

Almost pushing a year now. Dont think ive gone more than a month without it since my first time 8 years ago. Somewhat by design this time, but man it's rough.

>>730564957
Yes please!

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>>730563628
Not even a week.

>>730564957
just give the sauce instead of asking if we want it. Or no deliver.

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Uuuh, i think like, a month or so.

>>730564148
I don't think so. I know what its like now so I can keep myself busy just reliving the times I have while fapping. Before that, I had nothing to go by. Sucked.

2 days, feels like an eternity

>>730563628
5 days

>>730563628
22 years. Other than that, since thanksgiving.

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16 years

>>730564135
truth. gym = sex
otherwise you actually have to be good looking. good luck with that.

>>730565008
>>730565033
http://www.porntrex.com/video/16370/nikia-youre-the-boss
there you go lads

>>730563628
2 days
gf is mad when I don't nut during sex

condoms are awful

>>730564256
>drink a gallon of water a day
>no acne

Seriously? Wtf?!

2 months

>>730565225
moar?

>>730563628
Once went 8 years..

Then, on my 9th birthday...

Didn't stick my dick into anything until I was 20. So 20 years.

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>>730565243
Thanks anon! You have allowed me to have a great fap tonight.

Here is a picture of my cat as thanks

>>730565349
Yup. And wash your pillow cases on the reg. Acne med industry is a scam

>>730563628
7 months :(

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11 days

>>730563628
it's been just over 6 years

>>730565349
Yeah that shit will seriously help

Damn at all you niggas

12 hours

1 and 1/2 year

>>730565349
And shower at least every other day
more if needed

Quite a while. Maybe seven months?

Fapping ≈ sex anyway

3 days

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>Alpha speaking
/b/ros, fuck women, they are all fucked in the head. They'll just ruin your shit and demotivate you. I've been with 20+ girls, had a solid relationship with 3. Never again. Fuck them, I would rather stay alone. You can bang them once in a while tho, no probs with that. Just don't let them get in your head.

>>730565349
no shit???? its the purest thing in the world for fucks sake. ditch soda, drink 1 gallon per day and enjoy the results.

>>730563628
2 months, we are trying to make time but i just had surgery so that really hit our plans to fuck in this wildlife preserve

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>>730563628
Had sex when I was 18 and now I'm turning 21 in may...But I might have a fuck fest with my long-distance girlfriend next year and she wants to live with me in Chicago anyways so it'll be a future thing...

I hope you guys have sex with someone soon poor dudes :/

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>>730565839
>Alpha speaking

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>>730563628
haven't had sex since 1992

>>730564256
Wanna know what's funny I'm actually over weight and my girlfriend is really skinny and has a really nice ass and everything but she doesn't love me for my body she actually loves me for who I am...

But I guess if you want to fuck every whore you know then get a kick ass body and fuckin do it alright.

>>730563628
A year an a half now.

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>>730565839

Guess how we can tell you're a virgin.

>>730565839

>alpha speaking

Nigga alpha's don't give a shut about how crazy bitches are because they just ignore them. Quit being a nice guy and responding to anything they say and you'll find it out pretty quick how easy it is to tune out their voices.

>>730566062
>"Loves me for who I am"
>On /b/

Kek

Hooked up with a guy the other night
Fucked a girl from high school this passed December,

About a month.

And I live with my gf. Is that bad?

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>>730563628
28 years, debating whether to use my wizard powers for good or evil.

>My entire marriage

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3 days. Live for the weekend

>>730566194
how the fuck

4 days, guys stop being autistic seriously...

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A month ago

Its horrible

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>>730566177
I'm being dead serious dude
But I mean I've waited 20 years of my life to find someone who actually loves me... But it's not impossible at all.

>>730563628
Little over 2 years

like 5 years... things got shit, my ex had endymitriosis or however you spell that shit, so yeah. 5 years.

>>730566177
If I was like 30 40 years old on /b/ then yeah I get why you are a little skeptical but idk I'm just bored sometimes and I go on here for Ylyl or funny stuff

About 8 months. August of 2016. Don't really mind too much.

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>>730566194
Not necessarily. I lived with my wife for about five years before we got married and we had sex about every other week on average. Some people don't want to fuck every second of their lives.

>>730566342
Any pics of her body you're willing to share?

She's pretty cute

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>>730566194
no, I and my gf live together for 5 years now. We have sex maybe once a month. 2 years ago, we had sex all the time, like almost everyday. Now it's just different.

>>730564051
>workout fags! xD

I DO workout. Everyday.
4 to 5 mornings per week are gym day for me. After that, it's 3 nights per week that i go and practice krav maga, which also includes strong physical training.
Haven't had sex in like 5 years. Girls don't even care to look at me anymore. Idk what it is i do wrong, i just can't pull a girl.
I've had theories... most coherent ones (judging by what i hear when other people talk, or by feedback regarding myself), is very bad social skills and empathy skills, and there is ofc the issue of not having a fat wallet

>>730566488
Nah don't have any

>>730566554
are you confident? they see when you are uncomfortable when interacting with them

July 14th, 1997

friday night

>>730566554

Honestly /b/ro if you want actual advice that isn't red pill fag I can help you out. But it involves a lot of work on your end (potentially)

Basically ask yourself 2 things. How does your soul look, are you happy, do you eyes have life in them. And how often do you make eye contact?

First things first fix your soul. 3 months of no drugs and alcohol (no tobacco or coffee as well) and your eyes will have a beautiful shine, you'll always be relaxed, and you'll always be happy.

Then, just chill (it will come easily when you're happy) Close your jaw, and shut out your mind. Then walk up to a woman, plant your face directly in front of your face, and make very simple small.

Girls don't actually care what you have to say, they just like looking at your face, as soon as they read you have a good soul they'll be moist as can be. You may not be the best looking anon around, but your confidence is will have them gushing.

>>730565760
yes but
head >> fapping/sex

>>730565839
Awww did someone get their feelings hurt?

>>730566816
>3 months of no drugs and alcohol (no tobacco or coffee as well) and your eyes will have a beautiful shine
Nigger I have done this for 15 years and my eyes are tired looking as fuck.

This guy is full of shit. All you have to do is be funny and clever and women fall all over your dick like elderly women down out-of-code stairs.

3 hours

>>730566194
yes and we've all been there.

>>730566912
Truth. I actually prefer jerking off while getting my balls licked to getting my dick sucked.

>>730566737
I honestly don't know anymore... I am... myself i guess..? of course all the negative feedback has taken it's toll on me. But i wouldn't say I'm all hunched over virginly looking. And even if i was, I used to be extremely confident before. My feedback was always negative though... dunno man.


>>730566816
Good soul..? dude what? you want me to tip fedoras to them and whiteknight all the way too? the heck?

I'm not even sure i follow your whole "soul" thing... I can't say i believe in a soul. Wrong and right, good and evil, they're all subjective and attached to context. Good and Evil are both as real as morality and culture

>>730567029

Maybe that's just because you're tired?

Either way, if you're getting women all over your dick, it's not because you're funny, it's because they like your soul.

Source: I did a whole bunch of drugs over the course of 2 years and did the party animal thing and got laid a couple of times. I quit drugs and ditched the corny jokes and started getting laid left and right.

day before yesterday. I am getting fatter again tho. Should stop drinking so much.
Oh well

>>730567209

The point is to cultivate love. I don't mean to be a nice guy, I just mean that when girls look you in the eye they want to see someone who isn't judging them.

Like how kids always seem so happy? I'm saying that when adults still have those eyes they go gushing. Women don't find worn out "beaten down by the challenges of life" men happy.

>>730567271

Women don't find worn out "beaten down by the challenges of life" men attractive*

1. Don't come to /b/ for advice with women.
2. Sex is overrated. It feels good, but so does fapping.
3. ????
4. Profit.

>>730567097
My fav as far as sex is having them on their side or stomach, and pushing their hips down into the bed and let the bed spring them back up. You can go really hard and their basically helpless, they fucking love it and it's easier than humping the whole time bc you can use your upper body. Girls always give the craziest look after like where the fuck did you learn to do that! haha

>>730567209
are you super bad looking? Where are you trying to meet girls?

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This thread is fucking sad
Also 19 and no sex for about 6 months. Niggas you need to step up your game. Getting girls isn't gard really

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>>730567209
Strive to look like this guy

>>730567215
well you spiritually rinsed yourself because you now think women want to fuck your soul

13 years

so my life

>>730567308
agreed.

>>730567471
kek

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>>730567348
>that feel when you enjoy a great night's sleep because you have an obsessively engineered Casper™ mattress but you can't use your bed to bounce a girl up and down while you fuck her because of the space-age memory foam technology

>>730563628
Since I started having sex, the most I've gone is 4 months and that has been 6 years ago

>>730565706
I'd say shower every morning, and ONLY ever wash your face with a clean rag. no chemicals except for natural exfoliation once a month at the most

>>730566173
This, and find a bitch that will wash dishes and knows how to cook while you play vidya.

>>730567271

I guess that sorta makes sense. But there again, I'm kinda having trouble understanding your standing... and what is it about the eyes? i mean, aren't they just eyes? Like everyone can fake an emotion if they practice enough. That's what actors do... right...? Reading faces is all into our own subjectivity too, isn't it?
Also, what's wrong with coffee?


>>730567402
I wouldn't think so. I consider myself an 8, maybe. I've been legit called a 9 and a 10 by girls before. Both to my face, or to somebody else, and then i find out. It led me to think girls don't care that much about looks. Gotta be something else, which is why i'm sorta starting to buy the other anon's story about "the soul", even if it's a bit too out there for me.
As for looking... idk.. my social circles aren't usually too big. As I said, bad social skills and empathy. University? Work? Classes? People i meet?

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>>730565557
same

>>730566494
That's what it was like with my ex. Sex every day, multiple times. She was a cunt though and I hated her friends.

Current gf is lovely but we only fuck on average every fortnight. Guess you can't have it all.

>>730563628
12 years since the last

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around half a year, although i'm hooking up on sunday

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3-4 months I don't remember, but sex with love 1 year.

40years old.

>>730566494
This is some real shit right here. But in my case we had a kid at around 6 years. After she healed (completely natural birth), which can take MONTHS, and the little fucker grew up a little we fuck all the time now.

Side note: whoever says they'd prefer a C-scar over a "baby gape" is a fucking retard. That poon was back to normal in no time without a ugly incision scar forever.

>>730567089
I wouldn't say we all, but anyone that isn't an absolute shut in over the age of 20 or so that's been in a real relationship

10 years without sex now. I'm sorry that 10 years ago I didn't know that one can become a wizard.

>>730566342
That's how it was with me too. 18 months later she broke up with me, and 12 years later I haven't had sex since, because it was a once in a lifetime thing, I can't score another qt, and uggos in my league disgust me.

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>>730563628
>around 3 hours

you guys really need to go out and find someone, like bad

>>730566429
my bitch and I used to be on here together when I first started lurking. occasionally when i'm playing vidya she'll be lurking and occasionally posting on her phone. you guys have no idea how often people saying they're women actually are women.

How long has it been since a girl sat on your face?

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>>730568003
im almost 23 and live with my parents

>>730567347
fapping is nothing comparable to a woman that will let you sleep with your dick in her

Since January, but will have sex in about two weeks.

>>730564669
That's the saddest thing I've read... Virginfag here too but I'm 22

>>730563628
Twelve hours.

19 and a half years.
Im 19 and a half.

>>730564051
Man, you must feel so fucking special, going on a board full of autists and bragging about having a gf. Someone give Cpt. Caps here a medal and a pat on the back.

>>730568227
well in a year or two, time starts to fly buddy. you'll be 30 before you know it. and still jerkin your gerkin

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>>730563628
What are your sex goals for today?

>>730568319
It's more painful for me because there's no reason why I can't lose it... Just religious :/

Entire life,but first time was week ago and probably today again

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I'm almost 37 and I've been with 50-60 women now, but the longest I've gone since I lost my V card at 20 was about a year. Now that I'm settling down my younger wild man days, I'm at 1 or 2 times a week with my current girl. I really don't feel the need for it every day.

>>730568520
do you really think your god doesn't want you to get your dick wet? Maybe the guy that wrote it in the book just made it that way cuz he didn't get any until he was a wizard too

>>730566415
Anon i feel your pain.

At one point i became the master of the 30 sec nut cus of that shit with my ex

>>730563839
Same as this guy

>>730563628
The longest I ever went was 12 years. My next longest stretch was 2 years.

>>730563628
24 Yo kv. I don't really care about sex anymore. It's hard to get turned on.

>>730567977
Damn I really hope you find someone dude and I hope I don't fuck up too... :/ I mean she is 18 and I am 20 so maybe we're just in a rush...

>>730566342
You're in for a huge let down. You've done everything wrong. You've determined that this one true love is your only chance. When things get rough, and they will, you'll freak out because she's the only one. She'll feel trapped and pull away. Then you'll an hero or shoot up a convenience store because your one true lover left.

>almost 1 year
>have small penis
>thinking about getting a cheap escort but I don't wanna get into that and waste money

17 years until I lost my virginity

One week ago. Feels good mayne

>>730563628
4 months 3 days.

>>730569057
I'd be lying if I said it wasn't my fault to some measure. So yea, don't fuck up. First relationships this late in life really make you do stupid shit you don't even realize was inappropriate until much, much later.

But I'm 32 now, and arrived to a point where I don't even remotely have any sort of craving either for sex, or a deep emotional connection, I just got used to not having it. I really would love to have kids at some point, and better sooner than later, but while I want it to happen, I stopped feeling bad about it, that I don't, if that makes any sense.

>>730565340
Lay off the masturbating bro. I've had problems with condoms too.

17 years

>>730569214
Date women for sex or pay them upfront for it or spend some time actually talking to them. Sex requires an initial investment of some sort.

>>730569400
The best part of birth control.
you get to wank whenever you want and when you dip your wick the fun just lasts longer

>>730563744

*
Shit, too many.

>>730564148
Omg this pic! Wow!

>>730569435
I have a friend that used to pull all kinds of bitches. Well, time has it that he ends up fucking my cousin. Now I learn through my woman because bitches like to chat about the same kinda shit we do, that he has a micro penis. so buddy, you're in luck.

Now I know why he never got past the first fuck except with a few

It's been four years since I got laid. It's been three or four months since I fooled around with a girl.

>>730569624
Why you talking about your friends dick? Not sure how this information his useful to you, unless you like dicks.

If I lay in bed long enough and my woman wants to do something that day she'll suck my dick and ride me while I pretend to sleep. Pretty nice.

>>730569881
I meant to post to the guy he replied to, being >>730569214 to give him some hope

>>730569400
Yeah, I've told myself I need to stop...

But seriously, condoms are terrible. I don't have any fucking feeling

>>730569492
Dude, the majority of Jap chicks aren't on Birth control, and it really bums me out.

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>>730563628
August 26th was the last time
Eight months & im horny af
It's not the longest gap in this thread, but im not feelin' normal
Help me, /b/ros

8 hours or so

>>730570036
That's funny. At my university most of the asian chicks are in the pharmacy program, and they're ALL on it

14 years

Yesterday with my 8.5/10 GF

1m72 / Skinny fit / C cup boobs / long brown hair

silly /b/tards

>>730563628
lets see , how old am i ? o shit

>>730570217
Pics or didn't happen, fag

3 years

>>730570217
pics or it didn't happen. and if you don't post pics then you'd might as well be an awful shitposter

>>730563628
12 hours.

>>730570126
I mean I'm in Japan

Most chicks here don't use it, because a lot of docs won't prescribe it

not the nasty westernized asians

3-4 months, i am married btw

>>730570388
haha loser

>>730570385
funny you say that. I go to a private university where most asians are international rich bitches driving land rovers or whatever 2018 model car they wanna drive and guess what? They're on birth control, and they fuck like rabbits because they love the american lifestyle and especially american dick

>>730570313

I'm a shitposter but I don't care.
We are together under 1 condition.
I can't come to /b/ anymore because I did some fucked up things early on. So i won't risk it to post a pic haha.

Anyway when I go in my pants and touch my normal sized 6" dick I still can smell her pussy juice <3

>>730570466
protip - never marry

>>730563628
>>730563628
>>730563628

MOAR OF THAT TOP TIER ASS

A little less than 3 years without sex and its been over 4months since I last fooled around

>>730570217
>C cups
>boasting
way to be average

>>730570524
I can tell you're lying. Know why? because if you've had pussy long enough, and you get it often enough; no matter how clean she keeps it, it's never an enjoyable smell. Only virgins and dudes that rarely get it enjoy the smell

>>730570524

Oh I worked for Abercrombie and did some other modeling stuff some years ago so tbh all my friends (men/woman) are 7+. So it's not that special for is actually...

>>730563744
>>730563769fpbp
>>730563780
>>730563795
/thread

>>730563628
a month maybe

>>730570626

I can tell you are gay as fuck.
I never washes my dick after the fun part because I love the smell the day after.
How can you even say this...

>>730570594
I'm not that guy, but C's are nice. D's tend to sag with age. Personally, I'm a B or C cup kinda guy because I care more about a nice ass that I can squeeze for a better grip as I slam her down on my dick mid climax

>>730570702
> the day after

Fucking gross dude. I shower the morning after so the underside of my dick isn't sticky anymore. Bitches don't like sucking sweaty pussy flavored dick any more than a straight man would. I'm not gay as fuck, I just like to keep clean, very clean. I have OCD btw

>>730563628
17 years

>>730570717

Same for me ! I really B and C.
But i'm in to skinny girls so ofc I like this...

Since I discovered Tinder, okcupid and such? 2 weeks tops.

>>730563744
>>730563769
/thread

>>730570930
do you have to feed them first? and talk? sounds awful

>>730570849

We are really different on this point. I love the white dried stuff on my penis. I keep it for a day or 2 but when I see my gf the day after ofcourse I take a shower haha. I'm not really clean but not a dirty mf. Maybe a bit tho
I do the same with my vingers, I clean my vingers for the white stuff but not with soap because other wise I also got rid of the smell hehe

soz for english btw, belgium fag

>>730563875
>>730564872
Same as you guys. Just over 2 now because been travelling too much. At the point now where I just want something serious with someone awesome, not just the first pretty dumb-girl with no personality that I meet that's willing.

3 days

>>730563628
My entire life. I'm 38 by the way.

>>730571193

get a prostitude dude...

2 years before but now mmmmmmmmmm 4 days

>>730571085
>Belgium fag
I'm glad you said that, because 'vinger' isn't a thing. In english the word 'finger' is what you're looking for

>>730563875
its been 2 years for me now too
im 25 now. I also cant be assed fucking around with randoms anymore, i want a real relationship
And tbh, i know this sounds dumb, but im kinda afraid now that i'll shoot my load too fast or something, its been forever.
i've fucked 13 women all in, so you'd think i'd be over that by now but im not.

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>>730570702
See it's this mentality that makes me want to stay away from sex. 18 yr old virgin and I'll probably end up losing it this year. But, just people being all happy and shit from it pisses me off. I think at this point I just dislike women and humans so much the idea of sex just kinda gets on my nerves.

It's weird. Like cute girls flirt with me all the time, I workout and I got a lot going for me. But even hot girls, I don't even really give a fuck.

Like I see a nice fat ass and honestly, yeah it sounds nice and I've gotten a few pieces of it before, but that primal teenage sex drive is gone and I care more about other things than sex. I'm more concerned about about life experiences, fitness, finances and intelligence over sex. But, I guess sex would punctuation to these experiences?

Like the whole love thing and toting around sex sorta shit really just pisses me off. You can tell people think they are better than you for losing their v-card, they all do. It really fucking validates people, I guess it should.

The validation just kinda leaves me in disgust and pisses me off. Like fucking just kinda grosses me out and pisses me off, I might be asexual. I've gotten blowjobs and fingered girls before, getting her off just kinda gets on my nerves due to how stupid I think women tend to be and how much they piss me off at this point. Don't get me wrong I am going out of my way to lose my v-card still, but like the whole intimacy and love thing just pisses me off. Happy couples and everything about it just kinda pisses me off alittle bit. Not so much I would show it but there is alittle glimmer of annoyance I get with romance, is that wrong?

>>730563836
Does her name start with a T?

>>730571354
That's a 1 in 26 shot of being correct

>>730564441
hahaha holy shit i know her
shes getting texted right now hahaha

>>730571001
Basically this. I can't be the only guy that sees women of no value besides sex? I can't find a woman that talks who doesn't sound like nails on a chalkboard to me.

5-6, I ate out and fingered a friend a few months ago but other than that nothing else. I'm obese so I don't think it'll be happening any time soon

about 16 months at this point.
long distance relationship + grad school + general autism

21 years

>>730570385
fellow japanfag here, sucks doesn't it? Also there's the social stigma that birth control pills = i'm a professional whore, so even if they could get a prescription most girls still won't.

>>730570466
wait until you get married. enjoy looking forward to sex a few times a year and being given monthly "pocket money" to spend.

>>730571332

I'm maybe not the best in english but I'm not retarded tho. This was clearly a typo. Finger in dutch is "vinger".

>>730571474
I'm that guy. I disagree, friend. I just won't feed a online whore. I'll take a nice pretty educated girl out for a potential child bearing future. Just not for a fuck.

>>730571545
Didn't say you were. I was thinking that the 'v' makes 't' sound for you

>>730563628
16 years or so
never had it regularly before

4 months to the day. I'm beginning to dream about it most nights now. I'd play the tinder game, but I've been working 45+ hours a week alongside studying a full time degree. Exams are next month, so hopefully won't be celibate for too much longer.

December 2016

>>730571572
I'm not saying there aren't intelligent women who you can sit down with and have an open/even dialogue with. I'm young so I'm probably not the best at getting women to open up to me and talk about themselves, but even close friends that were girls. Boring. As. Fuck. Nothing interesting, nothing that makes them an individual.
I would love an academic woman, but again you gotta really know that type of woman. They get better when they are like 25-26 from what I've seen as far as having interest and culture.

From ages like 16-25 honestly they can't be bothered besides for dick and money.

30 years and counting

>>730571729
I know that feeling working nights 45-50+hrs a week

>>730571748
go to community college and talk to some women. there are occasionally even young ladies that are worth talking to albeit rarely.

19 years, i'm 19

>>730563899
You picked the wrong woman

ITT: Nicefags forever alone

Well hey, I thought it was kinda sad that it's been about a month, but hearing some of this "3 years" shit makes me feel way better.

Last time was with this cute girl from a town near my hometown. Since she's on birth control and I'm living that vanilla-ass creampie fetish life, I usually just cum in her. Last time, however, I pulled out and came on her face.

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Never, its really strange to see how /b/ is nothing more but a containment boards for normies nowadays.

>>730563628
6 years now I think

>>730571840
You don't need to remind me

>>730567578
they dont tell that in the tv commercials

>>730563628
23 years and counting.

36 long hours of frustration and feeling sad. Time drags on and on as I wonder if I will ever have sex again with the woman I sleep next to every night. Every fucking night, my dick and balls are wedged into her ass crack and arm around her as we fall asleep. Every fucking night she giggles when I wheel a peek under the sheets. Every fucking night we are together.

>>730565839
Alpha huh? No guy that gets shit done calls himself alpha.If he does, he's having doubts about it.

>>730564256
get off of /b/ fag

5 minutes ago. And then before that yesterday.

Get a gf.

>>730563628
18 years, one month, and one week. I'm 19

18,5 hours

1 month ago.

One of my mom's friends who is like 54 years old (I'm 27). Just randomly started talking to her more and more when I ran into her and it just escalated to flirting and eventually start to flirt back and just made the moves on her and she didn't resist.

I've had sex with her 10 times in the last 3 years.

>>730563628
2 and a half years and counting. I relish the sweet release of death.

>>730563628
Been 9 months now
>tfw single for 6 months

>>730571348
You probably will, and if you mean a lot to her yell her the truth lol

been ab out 3 months. desperate to be touched, even willing to do craigslist dudes.

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3 nights and im DYING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

9 months

1 day

About 2 years

>>730563628
A week

>>730564625
Somewhat, less you fap more testosterone in your body, more testosterone in your body more vitality to burn. Atleast thats my understanding of it but what do i know i still lurk on 4chan.

17 hours ago...I got a woman tho soo.... She keeps my belly full and my balls empty and i never complain.

>>730563628
5 months now. I need pussy, lots of it

>>730564256
>drink a gallon of water a day

wtf how bout you just pour it on your face you idiot

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whole life (18 years)

>pic related

My whole life, fucking sux.
>>730564256
Going hard out with water and nofap (broke this unfortunately after 3 weeks today) and also cold ass showers twice a day. How else to minimise faggotry and increase rolling in of the puss?

6 months although I don't really know if I should count that. The bathroom floor of a hotel on the Cape was no fun. It hurt my back and I couldn't keep it up. Probably a year if I don't count that.

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>>730563628
12h

>>730576298
honest and humble

>>730565225
plot twist: he is 25.

>>730563628
a slightly more rounder ass with a smaller body and darker hair, and she'd look identical to my ex.
been about 8 months without sex, although I wouldnt class it as sex because I drank an entire bottle of vodka
..and woke up next to a fat chinese guy

kill me

About a month. Broke up with boyfriend today. He has a really low sex drive and hardly interacts with me, so fuck that. I'm going back to chicks.

>>730563628

Haven't gotten laid since my wife woke me up Monday night.

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A week today

>>730572166
Go to /r9k/ if you're that sad.

Sex with prostitutes counts?

>>730577138
Talk to girls, don't be a spaz.

5 Months and I feel awful.

>>730563628
A month ago I tried to fuck a chick but couldn't get hard because of antidepressants so just ate her pussy :( Last time I actually had sex was January

>>730563875
here with you anon

A week?

>>730571354
yes

Reckon I must be coming up on 5 years, maybe 6.

>>730571393
Actually far higher of a chance of being correct, as I doubt many girls names start with X, for example...

>>730570385
>>730571525
I'm in Japan and I fuck chicks without condoms all the time, and they're not on birth control either.

A couple weeks ago I fucked a pregnant chick (5 mos), too. Wasn't the father either.

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>>730563628

About 12 hours.

>>730564567
U mean autistic shit ?

>>730563628
It's been a little over a year now, with no desire. I didn't even want to have sex the last time, but my friend liked seeing his wife fucked. We're homies so I did him a solid and hope he doesn't ask again.

>>730568768
>V card
only 13 year old girls call it that. be a man, call it virginity

Since about March 2014. Sigh.

>>730563628
2 days

>>730563628
7 years.

Got lucky when I was 14 with an awful girl I was with for 2 years.
Since then I've had one gf I think I genuinely loved, but we were at different stages of maturity (she was two years older than me) and wanted different things.

There's two girls I like, one has a boyfriend and I work with her, she knows and it's not awkward, and another who my friend is in love with but she's said she has zero interest in him, and I can't get close because I only see her with him, not even sure if she'd be interested.

That's why, I make fucking terrible choices.

>>730566105
sauce

>>730566105
Sauce?

I would eat a fart from her ass

>>730566194
nah, mine was two and a half months with gf, she was going through a rough patch emotionally

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>>730566816
>just be yourself bro

Twenty fucking minutes ago.
My girlfriend woke up , crawled out of bed ... before she could , told her to bend her back for me ... slid down panties and lick her asshole ... "Omg based anon hehe I have to pee" .. she goes pee , I tell her to come back .. as she's opening the door to our bedroom she says "no sexy stuff" I laugh it off and say I understand I just want to see the booty ... proceed to pull down panties and lick her pussy and ass hole , stand up out of bed , she's bent over bed , push her head into the mattress As I slide my dick in her completely bald 22 year old pussy... feelsgoodman.jpg , continue fucking her doggy , start to rub and finger her asshole , she's moaning ... oh shit I'm gonna cum , turn her around and land a huge load in her mouth , tongue sticking out ... tell her "wow that felt good " then jump back into bed , she gives me the look "you little shit ... but that did feel good" and leaves

I've gone 27 years without sex.

>be all of you
>be watching porn everyday
>be fapping several times a day, everyday
>removing all sexual urges once you receive them
>wondering why you never have the drive to get a fucking girl

Absolutely amazing.

30 years. I'm 30. Fml.

>>730567726
post face pls