What do you regret most in life?

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>>730563512
Going outside

>>730563512
I din't reply to a post because I thought it was a hoax

Then my mother died

>>730563512

Murdering that hooker.

playing fps games

>>730563512

aborting my son/nephew/daughter/niece.

Getting fat.

Getting a fat.

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>>730564718
Also not fucking my first girlfriend, she was trying to touch my dick and I kept pushing her hand away and was like "how big do you think my dick should be?" She's like "the size of a king sized candy bar"

Mfw it's literally the size of a peanut. Fuck my life.

Getting a fat wife.

>girl(a non closed history) from 5 years ago comes to "chat"(25 years old gal)
>All ok, fuck and whatsoever
>im not single(50 old woman)
>keep the current one and reject the 25's girl...
>also me 30's cunt. fuck my moral

>>730563512
someone should stop that snek

eating a niglet could make it very sick

>>730564921
you got a micropenis? kek

not getting mental help when I was younger

>>730565077
Yea it's like 3 inches and the bitch was fat, no way I could possibly fuck her.

>>730563512
wtf i love snakes now
nothing of value was lost

>>730564937
Kek

>>730565179
i see, you are still a virgin.....

Getting caught using drugs in college. I have no job and cant get one because of drug use history. But my country pays me alot of money because they believe that i am addicted. Life is boring and that causes me to use more drugs.

convincing my ex to get an abortion. she never got over it

>>730565545
aaahhhhhh the delights of eurofagland

>>730565652
True

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>>730563808

>>730565635
shes gonna have a young lover in her 40s. You gave her a great sex life! feel good man

>>730565024
can anyone understand what this fucking autist is trying to convey?

>>730563512
Not fucking my 13 year old GF when I was 16. I slid my finger in her once and thought it was her butthole cuz it was sooooo fucking tight, That shit woulda been fucking GODLY!

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Destroying several meaningful relationships with people I cared about

>>730564937
Are you me? How fucking hard is it for her to just not eat chocolate every day?

>>730565545
what were you caught using?
And I guess you were charged for posession? In most countries using isn't that bad right?

>>730563512
That i masturbated so much and wrecked my hormonal levels as a teenager result of this turned me in to a introvert back then and now i dont have a life.

>>730565830
some bitch came from his past to fuck.

>>730566051
wait thats why im so fucking autistic?
on nofap for a week now but shit doesnt help so far

>>730566051
that could be me. but i thought it was the daily weed smoking that did that.

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>>730563512
Not being strong enough to stand up for myself and letting other people decide what's best for me

not sure if this is something you can regret, but not being disciplined enough. I'm slowly realizing that I'm mentally way too weak to achieve my goals alone.

Also, procrastinating my life away.

>>730566051
thats not true. what do you have by hands syringes filled with hormones?

Not keeping that last fucking gram of purple when I had it

>>730566267
man i feel you
It's getting better now tho, set yourself a goal and try to achieve it, step by step. Most important step for me was limiting the time I spent in front of the computer, I did a 5hrs/day limit at first and struggled to keep that shit but you will start to feel bad (even worse than usual after procrastinating) and that helps a shitton when trying to get shit done

Taking hard drugs when I was younger. Shit never leaves you.

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>>730563512
Being Born

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>>730563512
do everything in my power to make the wrong decisions in life

>>730564937

how the fuck do you get a fat wife?

you didnt see her fatness before the wedding lol?

>>730563512
The spicy sausage I had earlier, I can feel my bowls rumbling.

>>730566021
I where caught using cannabis and i also had some amfetamin in secret stash but i was young and stupid.
Also very in drugs using drugs my stash was not that good.

Most european countries are kinda cool with some that we here call drugs like cannabis.

But is not my country. In my country every drug is almost like heroin to the cops.
Only with cannabis they kinda cool.

But even that makes everything kinda weird.
I was charged with like 50€ just having little bit cannabis and a little bong.

They but into theraby and into tests.

>>730566536
what do you list under hard drugs? Meth? H?

>>730566431
Yeah man I already set the goal a long time ago, but I can't seem to escape this cycle of being productive for a while, then falling back to wallowing in self pity.

For example, last week I said okay, fuck 4chan, part of limiting procrastination for me was to get off of /b. I did fine, only came back for the porn, and now here I am again. And the funny thing is that I don't think procrastination has ever been so bad for me as it was last week. I spent hours on youtube, which I usually get bored of after like 30 min-1h.

So it's not really all about 4chan, but the procrastination itself is the problem I should solve.

Still won't be back for a while though, this place just doesn't do good for me.

Hang in there dude.

>>730563512
didnt left my bitch gf before my son was born

>>730565916
Is it a painless death if I drink the liquid?

>>730566869
Heroin and Coke.

>>730566790
Really? where are you from? Got caught on amphs too once (with ~1g left in my pocket) but didn't really have consequences other than a fine

>>730566536
Which drugs?

>>730566898
don't limit times for certain shit man just get off your fucking pc
if you need it to get shit done (REALLY need it, don't lie to yourself) just block everything
also plan your day, even if you don't keep it as I said it will make you feel bad (does that for me at least)

>>730567003
Heroin and Coke, shit is waste of time, money and life.

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>>730566139
it takes a while before your brain catches up.
im on about a year (with fall backs) and notice that im finally having some mental development in to a mature direction that i simply lacked.

But my lifestyle is shitpost play games and watch movies.

i desire more but i have no social life at this point, nor do i ever go out because i dont want to go to immigrant invested bars and social venues.
most women dont even go there any ways so shit, life has ended and i wont find any one in my surrounding either (shitskins everywhere).


>>730566144
yeah weed does that to but i havent been able to kick that as it makes life bearable.

>>730566952
Google potassium poisoning, fairly certain it isn't painless but don't know honestly

seriously i dident know that fapping could be bad :o

not going to stop smokeing weed thou i love that shit

>>730567153
kek my life is basically the same
although I started going out very occasionally - I like to get fucked up and dance to some techno but that alone doesn't help since I am socially retarded. There even was one time where a girl was fucking obviously hitting on me and I just went away because I didn't know what to say.

>>730567353
no it fucking hurts , kills your kidneys

I got arrested in high school when a teacher went through my bag while the class was in the hallway. It was in a few different bags, because I had a few strains I wanted to keep separate, so I got charged with "intent to distribute." This was like 2 month away from graduation. I was able to get the punishment dropped to parole, fines, and community service, but it completely fucked my life up. I got my GED, but that didn't help. I spent 4 years doing nothing, working shitty jobs and living with my parents. The new people I hung out with were coke heads, so I started snorting coke. I spent almost every dollar I made on that and weed, and turned into a general piece of shit.

I'm so fucking glad I got my shit together a few months ago. Cleaned up, and got into college. I've always been a good programmer, and now I might be able to make a career out of it. I just hate that I wasted the years I was supposed to be using to get my life started.

For what its worth, to any other anons here that feel like you've fucked up too much and there's no fixing it, you're wrong. You can fix things, but you have to do it now. No putting it off till later, fucking do it now. As long as you're under 50 and aren't addicted to heroin/ meth, you can turn shit around. You just have to make yourself do it.

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>>730567088
It's actually a bit tricky as to what NEEDS to be done for me. I have two things.

One, and academic pursuit, a university major I'm about to get if I don't fuck things up (still have a shitton to learn), which I fucking hate. but, it is said to create a relatively stable financial situation for me.

The other, is what I think I would be more interested in, is creating art. Now I know how stupid that sounds, and I myself know that I didn't make the wrong choice by going to a not art-related university, because art degrees usually are useless.

So I have this duality going on for me, but the sad thing is that I don't spend nearly as much time on art as I should have. I even thought about working on the job I hate for a while, save up some money, and try to educate myself while working. Not with this kind of discipline though.

>>730567353
What's a good painless way to die. What if I took a bunch of sleeping pills? Would I just fall asleep and never wake up

>>730563512
writing smut in middle school and getting blackmailed for it, where then my friends fucked me over

>>730567520
I;m gonna first recommend that you don't do it, but if you're dead set on it (ignore the pun,)check out this: lostallhope com/suicide-methods/plastic-bag-gas

>>730567520
if your going to kill yourself either overdose on painkillers or asphyxiate yourself , or if your feeling adventurous you can try both :D

>>730565830
cannot compute

>>730567520
No, painkillers and sleeping pills are risky. Take the wrong kind (which is pretty much anything you can buy without a prescription,) and you'll die slowly while you're kidneys shut down.

Trying to fuck that dog when I was 15

>>730567520
i read that overdosing on heroin feels nice as fuck. some even complained after being saved because it ruined their high
only read that tho

Not fucking 2 hot girls that clearly wanted it on 2 different perfect occasions because socially awkward.

Now soon to be wizard.

>>730567865
It's nice as fuck if you pass out before you get sick. I OD'd once. Did my lines while sitting on the toilet in the bathroom, felt great. Was about to get up and go downstairs to listen to music or whatever and the last thing I remember is feeling fantastic.

Woke up on the floor about an hour later with my ears ringing so loudly I thought i was deaf, and I couldn't really move my limbs and could feel the sleep washing over me. I knew if I fell asleep i'd die, so i fought it. If you've ever been aware but asleep and tried to wake yourself up by moving and couldn't, it was like that but with the added anxiety of knowing you'd surely die if you didn't pull it off.

Eventually got up enough to shove some suboxone in my mouth, which is a partial agonist opioid and knocks full agonists off your receptors, throwing you into withdrawal.

Made me sick as fuck but saved my life. Probly a nice way to go if you can ensure you don't wake up before dying.

>>730567440
>girl was fucking obviously hitting on me and I just went away because I didn't know what to say.


Yeah this, i was always so high and fapped out that i.
>in club girl riding up against me.
>after a while i just walk away dont start to make out with her

>buy weed
>girl asks are you going to smoke that all yourself

>me, "yeah"
>walk away

>Girl comes sit next to me at new years
>She sits against real clingy all night
>she says i like you
>i say "Yeah i know"
>12 o,clock new years,
>go outside shoot fireworks
>blow up a neighbor with 25 grain rocket
>we all go back inside
>she looks at me does the tease thing and goes upstairs
>i just smoked some more weed and left later

>have women from neighborhood show intrest in my back yard garden
>we talk a bit
>she checks out my plants
>instead of getting a little physical i walk away and go do stuff
>she was fat and smelled from her mouth a bit
>i would have fucked her as she has nice tits and a great ass
>she thinks i was repulsed (which i was a bit) and is now ashamed because she did not recognize my autism


>stepmom is walking around in her granny panties with camel toe pushing true the thin fabric
>She starts to talk about masturbating
>im in by lose boxers and pitch a bit of a tent
despite me having fapped 4 times that day already
>she asks what kind of porn i like
>i describe women that look like her
>fapped to her image constantly
>she talks about pubes and asks how i like them
>at this point she has a wet spot that on her white panties creating a wet cameltoe contest
>I look at her wet pussy a bit
>she is stroking her body and tits this whole talk
>Tell her how i like womens pubes saved and go upstairs and fap one out

fml i could have has sexy time with her,

The times i fucked up because i did not had the sexual drive is traumatizing

>>730567865
>>730568068
Cool. Heroin od it is then. How do you take heroin? I'm not a big fan of needles. Can you smoke it?

>>730568425
you can snort it
maybe do it once normally before though since you can get sick when doing it the first time and that won't be nice

>>730568510
super bad idea , hes trying to die not become an addict

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>>730567695
Why has no one posted this yet.

Use welding grade helium.

>>730568574
you think his addiction would overtake the will to die after one time? kek

>>730568592
Where do I find %100 helium though? Everything seems to be mixed these days

>>730563512
Everything.

>>730563512
Let the nature take it's course. Weak should fear the strong.

>>730568425
depends on if it's black tar or china white.
China white is a very fine powder, usually white or slightly tan. Can do lines of it, inject, or mix with a little bit of water and use a lighter to vaporize the water off of tinfoil while holding a straw in your mouth just above it, and breathing it in as it starts to vaporize.

I don't recommend the last method, you end up destroying a lot of the active ingredients with the heat. Tar can be smoked straight up, as is, off of tinfoil with the same method. Obviously you can't really snort tar, and I wouldn't recommend shooting it either but some people do.


Either way dude, don't kill yourself. Get help. Talk to someone.

>>730566051
That is not how anything works lmao

>>730563610
/thread

>>730568384
asex cuck?

>>730568384
I have another.
>be at friends place
always take a strecher to sleep on in the living room
>He has 2 party bitches who just stayed over coming from a party
>both on mdma
>both horny af
>i was in my bed before they arrived
>the chubby lays with me
>the skiny one is haning over the couch back rest watching us
>she has a short pony tail but the underside of the back of her head is shaved
>i fapped that moring
>i was late, tired af
>her soft round ass pushing in to my crotch did nothing
>i just wanted sleep
>kicked her from the stretcher
>fell asleep
i could have fucked both of them if i had any mana left.

>>730568930
No i had a 5 fap a day habit destroying my hormonal levels.

>>730568384
>>730569001
I mean I wanted to fuck her I just did not know what the fuck to say.

>>730568592
>I have the picture
>idk where it is

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>>730565292
Wish I could laugh at a guy, but fuck, having a micropenis has to suck. Your whole sex life fucked and as a result life is fucked.

My ex (who, my friends called 10/10), when we were talking about previous experiences, told me a story about a guy she worked with. She thought he's cute and she felt something to him, wanted to bang. So after some time they ended up in bed, she started looking for his dick (pitch fucking black, she had confidance issues b4 me) and couldn't find it. So she asked him to guide her, he placed her hand on like 2 inch dick. She tried not to laugh and play with it a liitle, but she couldn't. Just hugged him, went to sleep and never mentioned it again.

Imagine being that fucking guy. Jesus.

>>730563512
Knocking up my sister when she was in a drunken coma. I was drunk when I woke up from a party aftermath. I stumbled to take a pee. On my way back to the couch, I saw a girl in shorts and a t-shirt passed out on the bed. Sloppy makeup and curly hair, looked kind of like my sister. I felt her and escalated, no reaction. I slipped off her shorts and banged her until my drunken dick was able to cum. Took a while, had to lube her with spit and precum before the banging got good and whisky dick didn't works so well. After I finished, I staggered back to the couch to pass out. When I woke up, sister was upset that someone did her in her drunken coma. I realized it wasn't a dream, kept quiet. She is now raising our son. I let her move in with me for free to help her out financially. Kid looks a LOT like me now and she is giving me funny looks like she is realizing something. Anyone hear that time bomb ticking?

>>730568854
That is exactly how it works. in your teens you have really high testosterone levels for development.

When you ejaculate your release enzymes that break down testosterone and creates passivity hormones.

This stunts development and growth turning ppl in to nu-males

>>730569136
I had this issue too, dude.

I figured out how to deal with it, at least for me

>Be attractive dude
>Never initiate sex talk/trying to get with girls because i don't know, i'm a fucking autist or something
>Occasionally women try to take the lead and get me into bed
>Sperg out, can't think of a way to reply that wont make me cringe internally, so always change the subject or act uninterested

But then I realized

>If a girl is taking the initiative to try to get you, you've already won
>You could say fucking anything and it'll work
>You could reply "please touch my wiener, nice lady" and you'd probably get a positive response at this point
>Hyperbole, but you know what I mean

Now I can get laid once in a while. Regret being such a socially awkward shit until i was 21 or so.

>>730568834
Cool thanks. And I'm beyond the point of redemption. Had help my whole life but I never make a change. At the point now where I'm starting to not care about anything. I have to die before I do something bad to someone else

>>730569272
If this isn't copied, this needs to be copied and pasted.

>>730566952
dont do it guy. this one time i wanted to get an erection really fast to impress my gilrfriend, and i ended up passing out. hit my head and bled.

>>730569277
Only if you have autism

>>730569277
When i ejaculate your mom fingers me so more cums on your face

>>730569451
Not copied, but if I started seeing people copy it that would turn my regret into a little meme humor.

Driving to my friends house. I got into a car accident. I'm now crippled. My friends moved away.

>>730569277
So masturbation is to key to keeping youthful?
Explains why I look 18 at 27.

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>>730569503
Okay , go back to your gaschamber pls

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>>730569645
it doesnt, it depletes your body of nutrients that you wont be able to replace instantly.

>>730563512
Doing psychedelics and changing my viewpoint of what life is

>>730568854
It actually is.
Excessive masturbation is fuckin' terrible for you. As the the other dude said, it does that, as well as fucks up your reward system like a drug does. Trust me. I went 1 month with no fapping last year and my depression and anxiety went away. Eventually I caved and went back to fapping. Now I'm back to feeling like shit all the time.

>>730569520
Does the kid have three arms or, in general, looks like something from Fallout universe or is it healthy?

Look at the positive sides of the situation and deal with the fact that you've fucked up.

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>>730569272
tell her and ask if she wants to fuck

>>730569816
He's healthy. Yeah, I am looking at the positive of it. He's social like my sister and smarter than either of us at his age. I'm doing my best to man up about it while keeping it secret.
>>730569863
The thought crosses my mind more often than I care to admit, but I don't want to turn a fuck-up into a disaster.

>>730569815
Just keep going back to no fap after you failed. dont pick the habit up.

i always get to this edge of i either go out and fuck a real women, or i just fap.

i always fap and never get laid but at least i didnt give up yet.

I feel a lot better with the extra test and my body doesnt feels all fucked up and depleted from the daily fap.

>>730570030
but how is your son, 1 generation of sister fucking in a recessive population group such as whites is not even that terrible.

>im not saying this because im sick
>it is science
>i am sick though

not studying gender studies

>>730570429
Messed up your game with a feminist because you didn't? Live and learn.

>>730563512
being born

>>730570247
He's healthy, has the best of both of us (except he looks like me at his age) and he's smarter than both of us were at his age. He's growing up looking like me and sister more than once voiced curiosity as to why I'm helping her so much since she got pregnant with him. I have another sister I almost ignored when she had an unwanted pregnancy, and she (until then) was more of a friend than the sister I knocked up. Thing I fear is her figuring out that I was the guy who knocked her up. My current excuse is "I love my sisters, I didn't do enough with our sister so I learned from that. I have better means now too. Just let a brother help and stop asking or it will end."

>>730565153
Grewn text. Im in that position right now

>>730563512

I don't understand. He's doing his job just fine.

>>730563512

Not going to a prostitute earlier. Wouldn't have spent the last 10 years worrying about missing out on sex.

>>730566144
Lmao thats me right now. Does it get better down the road?

>>730570770
she probably knows by now

>>730563512
Not divorcing my cunt wife.

I took the red pill. However, if I had the choice again, I would again eat the red pill.

>>730571134
Don't ask me mate. I had a wank before i got out of bed and already had a blast on the pipe.

>>730571134
I was smoking heavily for a year, would hit my bong every 30-60minutes when I was at home, smoked before work but never while at work.
At first it helped, I was more social because I wasn't giving any fucks about anything pretty much so I didn't care what others thought. I started to get kind of paranoid though, always thought someone would notice when I was high, thought people were looking at me, talking about me behind my back and shit (which wasn't the case most of the time) so I stopped.
It's better than with paranoia but I liked the time before that better than I do it now. Probably the best thing about not being stoned all the time is remembering shit, I wasn't even able to watch series back then because I forgot what happened in the episodes before. Had a lot of moments where I started watching something and after 5-10 minutes I realized that I had seen this the day before.
I also had physical withdrawal symptoms, very minor compared to other drugs but there were day so fuck all those people that say there are none
The worst things were the sweaty hands, I had them all day long for about 3 weeks after stopping, it was disgusting and fucking annoying. I also started sweating from the littlest things even from just walking for one minute (no I am not a fat fuck and it was not even near close this before I stopped). And then there was the first week at night. My bed was wet (seriously) the second night after stopping, it got better night by night but it was really shitty every night. Had no trouble sleeping other than the fucking wetness of my bed though.

>>730572329
Wow, its crazy how similar my situation is to yours. Basicly 1 : 1. I'm at the stage of quitting right now for the 200th time. If you get high now do you still get a little anxious or is it the same "chill" high you had before you started using heavily ?

>>730563512
Not being able to speak freely to my dad even two days before he died

>>730573630
Haven't smoked a lot since then, when I did mostly inside, but I did once and went to a restaurant with friends and it really fucked with me, fucked up basic social interactions with the waitress because I was anxious I guess which made it worse but it was all in my head. So yeah, pretty much the same. Had only been ~3 months at that point though

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>>730563512

Doing your mom.

>>730574436
wut?

Life