100% Native american here. AMA. this shall be fun.

>>730559280
WHEN DID YOU ALL STOP EATING EACH OTHER?

>>730559449

when most of the youth were put in schools. old traditions died out

>100% native 'murican
what's it like being dead?

If you want your land back, well that sucks for you

>>730559595

if only i knew what you meant. there's still a percentage of natives still alive to this day. just dumb lazy and not doing much.

how do you make your fry bread, as in which shape? can i have some?? also which tribe?

>>730559280
so i'm talking to a fucking ghost?

fuck off

which tribe?

>>730559713

nope, im not one of those idiotic subhumans, im more for america in whole than just a small community that isnt going to get anywhere

>>730559280
How does it feel to have your entire race cucked?

>>730559280
I'm jealous of your alcohol allowance

gimme gimme

>>730559866

haha cucked, you should ask the u.s government about that. we get your taxes ;P

>>730559861

tribes. navajo, apache.

>>730559979
typical pale-face, wanting our things

>>730559836

that'd be cool if i was a ghost.

>>730559979

op here, i dont drink constantly like the lazy fucks on the rez's

What do you think about blacks trying to steal your culture and heritage?

>>730559999
Checked.

Dated plains cree once. Lost any remaining respect for natives I'd once had.

Do you believe in medicine men and the sage warding away bad shit and what not?

Last time you experienced an episode of flatulence?

>>730560467

ehhh, it's the other way around. alot of fucking stupid kids wanting to act like a nigger, or a spic. fucking ridiculous, im ashamed of them.

>>730560549

there might be medicine men that REAL, not like some witch magic type of shit, but just give you natural medical herbs. and warding away bad shit? nah, people have the power to change their own lives. not some mystical bs keeping you from living

ITT: a real human bean

>>730560581

haha took shit earlier if you want to know that

>>730559280
Would you ever suck a log of shit straight from the ass of Andy Sixx?

Why don't Native Americans like snow?
Because it's white and on their lands.

Are native american women hot? Can you get laid?

>>730561077

lmao, i fuckiing love snow. next to rain.

>>730559999

>"they can have whatever they want within reason, but they can't have their country back" - some dude a long time ago.

meh, everything in life is a tradeoff. I think you're better off with the free money and casinos.

>>730561096

no....just no... id rather have a white women. but they are easy, ill tell you that.

50/50 native/white, oglala sioux myself.

do you practice any traditions? got any tats?

>>730561150

aye i could careless, like i said im more for the whole country. if we were to get the country back (we wont) we would not know how to run it.

>>730561064

nooo

>>730561270

nope, i dont believe half breds, like myself, should not take part in any tradition. if i were full blooded navajo. yea, i would

Aaa fuck the indians are drunk again

>>730559999
Can't argue with quads

>>730561449
why do you say that? it's in your blood.
i have pride but i'm not crazy out there about it. plan on getting a couple tats for sure. don't want the world forgettin about us, yaknow?

>>730561525

lol nope, just really fucking bored. thought some of you assholes would make a boring night fun.. im not dissapointed.

>>730559280
Why dont u fuckers tip at restaurants?

>>730561616

hmmm, i would guess most of us are just greedy fucks. i do tip, more than 20 at dennys ^.^

>>730561525
reminds me of buying illegal fireworks in rural nevada. they're sold by drunk injuns.

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>>730559280
Would you like a nice warm blanket?

>>730561710

lmao,op here, the south-western natives are the biggest drunks of the whole native community.

What would you prefer people refer to you as?

Native American, Indian, American Indian ect?

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I'm Apache who lives in Texas, my family struck oil on our land, I'm luckiest guy in the world

>>730561758

i am cold, why not ^.^

>>730561798

natives, i guess. but rather just be called americans. not some red dotted fuck haha

>>730561810

noice, im jealous

>>730561810

money plz

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>>730559280
I'm studying you in school, do you find that weird? did you go to a reservation school or a slightly less hit pale face school?

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>>730561817
Enjoy it, wont you. I also have some fine whiskey too if you don`t mind trying. Take the whole bottle, I have MANY more in stock.

>>730559280
What do you think about the general decay of the American Indian culture? It doesn't seem healthy that many people on tribe land collect welfare and do nothing constructive with their lives. Thats in addition to the ridiculous rates of alcoholism/depression. Should American Indians begin to assimilate into the wider culture for their own spiritual health?

>>730561938

growing up i lived a typical fucked life. family split, always moved, never stayed in one school. not weird at all that your'e learning about us. but dont try to speak for us haha, i swear the liberals and demo's made us into some whiny greedy lazy ass's

What tribe or tribes? Do you have boxy hands and feet, or is everything just lanky? How big is your dick? Don't hold out on me, you have these answers anon.

>>730559280
First Nations is the correct term. You may have come here first but you are as "native" as my white ass.
I was asked on my first day of college in Iowa by an ADVISOR what whites contributed to native life. I when on with what whites contributed to native culture directly. Being horses, guns, bow and arrow, and many others and while she was redface I asked her what natives contributed to white culture. She could not think of anything but I informed the idiot that smoking, dirt as a spice, and lacrosse was about all I could think of, would you like anything? I'm currently enrolled at University in Lakota territory.

>>730559280
So at one point in time, there were like 50 million of you and maybe 100 half-starved white folk. Umm... what the fuck, Chief?

>>730561981

i totally agree with you dude. i dont like the fact all of my people get lazy just because they get a little money. i literally want to see us move on from that and start building our own economy or wealth. i hate the fact we take from actual good americans. things need to change, but most of the tribes want more from the gov.

I have like a question for both indians'native americans' and America's why do you and the world accept native indain reservations but in south africa it was seen as ultimate racism to the fullest extent by Whites on to blacks and in sa it wasn't even resevations it was compleste independent country's

>>730561449
as an anthro major I find that sad, it only takes one or two generations of not doing something for it to move entirely into 'history' and then it's the realm of white men (like me) to try and figure out why someone did something becuse there is no one to ask.

now mostly im talking about all the tribes that went tits up in the 50s' and 60's, and not really Americans mind you, but all the textbooks talk about all the work done to try and save the last scraps from grandmothers who lived in the 1890's

> my question how do you like being treated as something that you feel sorrow for?

>>730562306

well at the time we didnt have choice, we had to accept the land the new settlements gave us. it's understandable, war was war, and at that time standards were different. but now days we have the power, and money to change that.

>>730559280
General liberal consensus is that Native Americans metabolize alcohol differently than whites do causing it to effect them more and differently. Is there validity to this claim?

>>730559866
>How does it feel to have your entire race cucked?

Doesn't say much for "christian values", does it?

Do you have any stories (preferably personal) about skin walkers or wendigos

>>730562185
Smallpox, stud.

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is john Redcorn racist? from what i gather, Laotians are kinda mixed about Khan. it shows him has a fairly normal guy but he is an asshole.

>>730562174

would i like anything? i want us as a people to move on from the past and look to the future. dont want us being like the black community and do nothing but blame white people. haha

>>730562195
It's unfortunate. Do you think the culture can be preserved while also becoming less insular/dependent on gov? I'm sure natives have something other than casinos to offer to the economy. The whole victim mentality sure seems to be to their detriment.

>>730562118

cant say much about the feet and hands, but i do have a 7-8 inch dick.

>>730559999
Yeah taxes but how far did you drive for a glass of water and a shower? kek Money back in whities pocket.

>>730562306
That's some damn fine English there, Franz.

>>730562469

i say we act the same as frat boys. so not really.

>>730559280
Bet you wish you had a wall now huh?

>>730562469
>no op
no, its sugers btw, the diabetes trends in Inuit at least really have spiked. but keep in mind its like a 10-20% higher chance. enough to notice.

>>730559280
Do you ever have tears come out specifically out of one eye does that have something to do with native genetics do you guys have emotions or feel like nothing like alligators or other large predatory reptiles

>>730562538

yes, i gotta say skin walkers are real. not some bs you people like to talk about. but that's a story for another time.

>>730562583
Like to add anything... sorry

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>>730559280
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-CrNlilZho

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>>730561810
don't forget to protest against capitalism when fracking ruins your water supply

and especially forget that your money can import anything you'll ever need

and never recognize the fact that you're not actually bound to the land for the rest of your bloodline, and that 99% americans will never have anywhere near that much money.

also, nice job.

>>730559280
Hey do you guys have story's about Sasquatch or other strange things in the woods? I have a native friend and we've talked about the beliefs of his tribe. I find it quite fascinating

>>730562577

i believe there is no racism. just a bunch of whiny cucks who cant handle being b\named called.

>>730562621
Yip the red skins are drunk

>>730562306
>>730562444

Lets be honest, without reservations whites would take ALL the land.

>>730562652

lol where i live we have our own water. we own the river where i live buddy ;P

>>730562621
I didn't know if it was an NA genetic deal, but a buddy of mine is half, and his girlfriend and two of his ex's confirmed he has a 13in penis.

>>730562469
>General liberal consensus is that Native Americans metabolize alcohol differently than whites do causing it to effect them more and differently. Is there validity to this claim?

No truth at all. It's just more shit some lying rightwinger (sorry for the redundancy) pulled out of his ass.

Maybe you can feed it to that guy who likes andy sixx's shit.

>>730562699

on the mexico border, yes. fuck them.

>>730562789
That's embarassing. You almost sounded like a pretentious jackass.

>>730562726

id say we have high emotions. me, not so much.

>>730562709
Inuit's diet was seal... raw seal and whale. Basically generations of self induced ketosis so yeah I'll believe that. Not all natives had that diet though. And this is modern day natural selection.

>>730559280
Why are so many of you jobless alcoholics? How come you sit on the res and do nothing with your lives then blame white people? How come we give you free housing and free tuition and you still bitch an moan? Do you realize that in other countries you would have been wiped from the face of the Earth and given nothing?

>>730562798

that's just it, stories. we know just about as much as any hunter out there today.

>>730562699
get fucked kek

>>730562709
The claim is that mainland US natives not Inuit.

>>730562915

yupp. i believe that

>>730563148

well it's just as you said, most are just alcoholics and not willing to change for the better. then the youth takes own their role as well. so it's just a cycle that needs to be broken. there is some natives going to college and getting jobs in gov now.

WOOOOO
OP here, alot of fucking typing just to answer all of your questions. might of missed one or two.

>>730563150
Care to name any of the story's or entity's? It'll give me something to check out on YouTube when I'm bored

>>730563181
At least we gave you the shitty scraps right? Where nothing grows and no buffalo roams...kek

>>730563420

eh i've looked on youtube. just corny shit. nothing you havent heard before. if you want to know if it's real or not just go to a reservation and walk around in the middle of nowhere around 12-3

Who do you hate more. White people or Jews?

>>730563480

well actually, all reservations have farms. and cattle. and bunch of other farm animals. reservations will be the only places you'd find wild horses.......and dogs hahaha

>>730563578

jews. of course.

>>730559280
Redneck amerifat here. The native american is the only minority i truly feel bad for. You have much respect from my family and i /b/ro. I wish i could learn your ways and acquire all of the native peoples knowledge. I live near pipestone mn, have talked to some lakota elders, probably the most interesting people i have ever met.

>>730562741
Cmon man, give us a green text - after all this is a AMA ask me ANYTHING

Red indians are just like jews and Nigers shit of the world our horny forefathers did not get rid of

>>730562741
Cmon man, give us a green text - after all this is a AMA ask me ANYTHING...

>>730563677

dont feel to bad for us, we literally can change right now and be the riches race in america. but the idiotic subhumans want to waste the money away and do nothing. in about 50 years that money will dry up. it's our responsibility to change now, not white people.

>>730563513
Right. I live in a fairly out the way area in Canada and have worked in the bush quite a bit for a few years. Had one or two really weird things happen over time so it gets me interested in native story's. I agree about the majority of stuff on YouTube being pretty cringy

>>730563775

i accept anything. but we are nothing like niggers. fuck them, i hate them just as much as you

>>730560067
Haha the worst two you can be

>>730562741
Cmon dude, give us a greentext after all this is an AMA -ask me ANYTHING

>>730563958

haha right? atleast im not "cherokee" lmao

>>730559280
How's it feel to pass out behind a waffle house because your alcohol addiction drove you to drink rubbing alcohol

>>730564060

i'll make a thread in /x/ later. or tomorrow.

>>730564133

never a waffle house. and only time ive woken up somewhere else was on wet grass at a local recreation center hahaha. fucking wild feeling.

>>730564064
I'm Cherokee, last of the Watumpka Chieftains, which doesn't say much these days, just another anon trying to feed his family.

>>730564064
Haha or 1/64 like all these other people here

>>730563623
Yellowstone has wild horses. That's like our Native American theme park.

>>730563904
Even casino money? The natives near the twin cities mn live is some fuckin pimp ass huge houses on the res.

>>730564336
So your as white as an redhead Irishman....

>>730564357

yea some casino's do better than others. so some tribes are luckier than most.

Are you people still as susceptible to the flu and smallpox as your ancestors.

>>730564435
1/4, grandma was a black sheep of her family and
fucked an Italian and my dad fucked an Irish woman. Close on the Irish thing, though.

>>730564466

nope. if anything we get well faster. i hardly get sick, and when i do, only last about 3 days.

>>730560067
I call bs you would have said diné.

If you can prove ever met a naaldlooshii?

>>730564546
same here. Just trying to avoid the white mans AIDS.

>>730564612

you mean black. white people might of created it, but black people fucking perfected it. this is op.

>>730564612
Well aids is the course of the jew and the black man

>>730564687
>>730564733

I credit its creator. They were stupid enough tp put it in niggers thinking there'd be no problem. Niggers fuck everything, of course everyone's going to get AIDS.

>>730564610

dine, why the fuck would i use that? that's a prison gang today you fuckwit. and i've never met on, but i did come really close to one. skin was grey as fuck.

>>730564610

and im not "traditional" im a half bred, as i stated before i do not believe a half breed should take part in any tradition.

>>730559280
So scalpt any one recently >>730559449

>>730564809
http://www.navajo-nsn.gov/
“Diné Nation” legislation fails to garner enough support
Gang shit on your governments website?

And you are BS naaldlooshii don't forgive trespass. One more chance how do you pronounce naaldlooshii?

>>730565052

haha nope.

>>730564962
Seriously? So what language should I speak if my German mom fucked an Irishman to make me?

>>730562174
natives had bows and arrows and spears and shit. horses too im p sure

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Hi! I'm new to this tread!

My question is about food: What are you favorite things in Native American cuisine? What foods native to North America are us white usurpers not enjoying enough?

>>730565079
government website? nope, it was highly talked about when i was younger. and you must be stupid to really believe most of the stories you're told. skin walkers just want to be left alone, they dont care if you go around on the rez. get your head out of your ass man, i've been told the stories but growing up i've figured out those were just to scare you. what's your clan? big water here.

>>730565172
So your mom was a whore and your father a railway worker?

>>730565172

i do not know dude, im not white haha. this is op

>>730565211
http://www.indians.org/articles/wild-horses.html
Nope
probably right on the bow and arrow.

>>730565321

hahahaha frybread, indian tacos xD

>>730565211
Spanish brought the horse's

>>730565346
nice dodge.

>>730559280
How does it feels that the jews sterilized a lot of your women in a eugenics program?

>>730561810
Why dont you buy 4chan and kick out all the sjw mods who are paid shils that got embedded during the election

>>730565684

come on, you dont know your clan? i forgot what house i born under.

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>>730562174
>First Nations

>>730565321
>Native American cuisine
You're kidding me right?
Dirt was a fucking spice for these people....
Anything and I mean ANYTHING culinary that came out of this culture was given to them by whites. Sure they ate... but is wasn't good.... Unless they were south of the boarder and even then we gave them pigs.

How do you live whit your selfs knowing that in more than the time it took Europe to get out of the mud and become a civilised supper power all you got was how to smoke

>>730565693

exactly why i hate jews haha

>>730565951

hmmm, the money is nice, and the land we live on is beautiful. i say im living pretty good :) like i said before i care for america as a whole, not some small plots of land we were forced to live on in the first place. america is my home. LONG LIVE THE GREATER STATES OF AMERICA!

>>730565888
The culture is eerily familiar. It's a wonder they got so dark skinned.

>>730565888

yea i hate natives that blame white people for everything, like the typical "genocide" not many people know mexicans did most of the rape and kidnapping.

>>730566146

the south western parts of america was the first colonization for natives, the desert and heat tanned the skins during the span of their settling, with years of being nomads we just took over the continent.

>>730566141
Oh hi Trump here to make america great again

>>730566384
>the desert and heat tanned the skins during the span of their settling
Not sure it works like that but ok....

>>730566409

lol many natives wouldnt like it, but i do support him.

>>730566474

lol me neither, just pulling shit out my ass on that one.

welp looks like that concludes our Q&A session. twas fun talking to all of you. and a bitch to type as simple as i can for you. OP has left the building.

>>730559535
That's a very honest answer, especially for /b/. Thanks.

>>730561810
You have 50 million in regular checking? It's not invested anywhere, just sitting as cash? In one account? You know FDIC only covers you up to $250,000 per account?
You are either a liar, or don't know how to manage money.

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>>730566999

>>730566999
When you have that much money it doesn't matter, he can live the rest of his life happily as long as he doesn't spend it on nothing stupid

Native from WI can I bum $100 from your account?

>>730559280
Why are all your people such fucking scumbags every native i ever meet are always fucking angry like sheesh do you guys know any other emotion.

>>730559280
Why did you use "shall" in your post?

Ops a fag

>>730562583
Fucking win!

when you stay over at white friends houses, do you feel suspicious when they offer you blankets?

>>730559280
Ever considered converting to islam and declaring jihad on the invading white christian immigrants?

You'd throw the the whole alt-right for a loop.

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>>730566384
he talks about the vikings settling in the east i think. they simply interbred, i think it was peaceful, i dont really recall the article on the mixed genetic lines of the eastern tribes.

As for the tan of ppl it is not evolveld recently, it is from interbreeding. africans are only black because they interbred with the african homo florentus. The african homo sapient wasnt even black 90k years ago

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>>730559280
Nobody is 100% of anything you simpleton.

I hate most races, don't get me wrong. Racial purity is merely perception.

>>730567871
watch out
>Indian giver

>>730559280
Do you believe in Bigfoot, Wendigo or Skinwalkers?

>>730572358
Doesn't matter if I believe or not. They exist or they do not.

>>730559280
What is molecular tangibility of universe?

>>730572678
touching stuff.

>>730572872
xD Ok.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-CfE-Ya-Qc

you drink firewater and rape white women? why

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Eurofag here. Do you not have the urge to start retaking your land from the fags that rule it?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DHiUmSE2Do

>>730573979
https://youtu.be/5OKUmjQZTzA

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>>730574213
Mexicans did most of the killing
see
>>730565888 checked

>>730561270
Ridgers are the literal niggers of natives. Kill yourself

>>730562174
Bhsu?

Fuck I wish I saw this earlier. Standing Rock "full blood" here