Ask an Amputee Anything/b/

>>730557638
Your leg looks like a car seat

>>730557638
How long till you can fuck, also are you near the central US?

can i get the succ

>>730557753
I got base ball alot never car seat though.

>>730557756
I can fuck. Yes.

>>730557638
What's the best way to not act awkward around amputees? I try my best but my eyes always stray to stumps

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>>730557638
Right there with ya homey. AK since November 2011.

>>730557638
How?

>>730557638
So you think you can dance?

>>730557638
Timestump or GTFO

>>730557924
m or f?

>>730557638
What happens if you take the Staples out

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>>730557638

>>730557638
What was it like being a Lieutenant in the Army, Dan?

>>730557957
Nice lookin leg, how much was it? I'm not an amputee so I always wondered how much they are.

>>730557638
your leg looks like ya wanted to improvise a catchers mit but ran out of arms to use

>>730557638
Stumpstamp? Or maybe timestump

>>730557950
I dont really know. Just act normal. People stare and act nervous others are overly nice and shit. Just be cool.

>>730557957
How long it take you to get and master your prosthesis? Doc said my stump may be too short to use one effectively.

>>730557968
Osteosarcoma

>>730557957
>that build

never skip leg day, man

>>730558293
How do you get around without a leg?

>>730558400
Crutches

How do you feel about people with amputee fetishes?

>>730558293
Aw, sorry man. Life's not over, you've still got a dick (-:
Hopefully you're charismatic

>>730557638
Was bone grafting out of the question

amputated ppl are easiest to rape.

>>730558252
I'm wearing 60k retail, but insurance paid for it.

>>730557638
>>730558293
>Osteosarcoma

Hey OP you are prety cool for defeating the Osteosarcoma at a great cost.
I hope you are okay and have a nice day.

are you 100% cured?

>>730558479
Its whatever. Weird as fuck but I'm posting here so who am I to judge.

One of my friends had that as a kid, had major surgery but kept his leg. Has had three or four surgery's as an adult, they keep saying he might lose it, still got the ugly fucking thing though.

>>730558293
I felt really solid on it after six months or so, but I had a year of chemo after surgery, so that fucked me up. I'm also 50, so everything's slow for me.

>>730558824
Yeah. Leg is cut off. Cancer is out.

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>>730558390
Never do.

>>730558895
Timestamp an I.d. with your age friend. Didn't know anyone over 8 posted here

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>>730559043
Can't do that. But here's my old grey ass at the gym. I'm easily findable.

>>730557638
Ever try to rebuild your lost limb using assorted deli meats?

>>730559509
Cant say I have

>>730559300
No worries. Good shit for being in shape at 50 tho, you're doing Arnold proud. I know this isn't /fit/ but I'm a skinny fuck, how do I bulk up? 6' but a measly 140 pounds here. I've only got a sorry excuse of a six pack from being skinny

>>730557638
How are your friends reacting?

Reminds me of the stitching on a leather couch. Makes sense I guess.

>>730559509
I rubbed starfish and lizard tails on mine and it did fuck all.

>>730558935
>>730559300
So cool, look like a Terminator.

>>730557638
Do you partake in drugs? Also are you experiencing that 'phantom limb' stuff?
On another unrelated note, I've got a qt gf and we've been dating a few months and nothing's wrong with our relationship but I feel like I'm too bland of a person and she'll leave me. She's out of my league so it's definitely doable for her.. how do I keep her interested?

>>730559609
The .most anabolic substance of all is food. Eat surplus calories, lift heavy, sleep a lot. That's the truest, simplest formula. Get lots of protein and do the above.

>>730557638
You look like a retarded baseball

>>730559655
Its weird for them. But I didnt really tell anyone but one friend what was happening. Nobody else knew until I just showed up on crutches sans leg after my surgery.

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OP, when you're healed and using your everyday prosthesis comfortably, go to Challenged Athletes dot com and apply for an equipment grant. That's how I got this rig.

>>730559897
I smoke and drink. Not alot but occasionally. Yeah phantom pains suck. Getting better though. As for relationship advice Im worthless. Sorry

>>730560033
Lmao Thats fucking hilarious.

>>730559904
Thanks friend. I'll definitely try eating more but I don't have an appetite so it'll be a bit tough, as faggoty as that sounds. Is sleep really that important?

>>730560281
Yeah I didnt really intend it to be. But they say its the best prank ever lol. Im just not really good with uncomfortable situations and didnt know how to tell them so I avoided it until the last minute.

>>730560206
Oh shit the phantom limb stuff actually hurts? Fuck bone cancer, friend. No worries about the relationship shit tho I'm sure I'll find a way to fuck it up (-:

>>730557756
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>>730557924
>>730558103
/b/ only cares about one thing

>>730557638
>>730557957

Couple of legless faggots up in here.

You guys can't fight because you can't get any power in your punches.

A woman could probably beat you guys up hahahaha.

You're only half men....umm... 75% men in your cases.

Legless faggots.

>>730560342
Sleep is huge. You don't actually grow in the gym. On the contrary. You damage muscle by heavy lifting, hence soreness. Muscle grows in response to that damage, protecting itself in expectation of future abuse. But your cells grow and heal in your sleep. Protein = muscle and only surplus calories = net weight increase.

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>>730560911
I can generate some force if I want to. But I'm sure I'd stand no chance against a big strapping /b/stud like you (pathetic cunt).

>>730557638
R u into nug porn?

>>730557638
Is that shit about your amputated limb still itching even tho it's not there real? If so how do you deal with it?

>>730560984
Thanks. One last question and I'll let you go: I've got shoulders and arms but literally no pecs. Tapping my sternum makes a knocking sound. I'd be pretty happy with myself if I could work for some muscle there, any tips?

Does the goverment give you money, and do you feel the money is enough to make you happy.

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>>730559509

>>730561261
Yes its real. I just massage my leg and wait it out. Tried the mirror but it doesnt really work on me

>>730557638
Why do you have a zipper?

>>730561138

Bull-fucking-shit you can fight. You don't even have two legs. You're probably wobbly as shit when you walk and slow as hell when you move.

Hahaha, you're 75% of a man, buddy.

Maybe God thinks some people don't deserve to have two legs?

>>730561510
God damn man. That's really shitty.

>>730561345
Butterfly presses and squeeze at the top of the motion, that and good old-fashioned push ups.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eozdVDA78K0

>>730561620
Give it a rest anon. For fucks sake

>>730560033
>>730560525

Autism gold m8

Is your dick swol too

>>730561682
Thanks again. Catch me winning Mr Universe in a few years
Have a good one

>>730561620
If you're ever near San Diego, I'll put $1,000 on a 100-yard dash or a three- round UFC rules fight. Your choice, big guy. Get outrun by an old cripple or get knocked the fuck out by one. Either way, it's good /b/ fodder.

>>730561695

Can't help it, I'm a mo' fuggin' troll.

I even managed to troll on this goddamn board even though it is already full of trolls hahaha.

I'll stop trolling these legless faggots. I'll be the bigger man and walk away. Get it? Walk away? Hahahaha.

>>730561862
Cheers m8.