Waifu claiming thread.
>Smug of smug
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>naps are NOT a good idea
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: fuck you
Shinoa claimed
First claim
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bc0Sr8aJP8c
im here again
>>730541755
No no no, Fuck you
>>730541934
what are you eating? :o
>>730541978
fuck me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JwOMXfkh1c8
Hello everyone
>juvia claimed
>>730540881 smugs
That's what they all say
>>730541034 Tomo
It was still for you. Plus i can't just give all my lewds out at once or else it wouldn't be special
>>730541289 Tali
>implying you haven't done it before
Previous: >>730531517
>>730541866
Good job
>>730541936
Hi again
>>730541984
Suck my scythe
>>730542086
Juvy pls
>>730542249
it hurts every time...
Still here.
and
>>730542086
Im not saying all of them just one purely for me. Besides I dont hoard Tomo panty shots. Only got a few
>>730542388
I-If you happen to see her, tell her someone misses her very much
>>730542351
How about you bite the bullet?
>>730542069
A ham and cheese sandwich from Arby's
>>730542485
They probably wont care. Or at least thats their usual stance with those things.
>>730542367
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qnWuxT2-qjo
>>730540872 (Juvia)
I don't mind those kind of evenings after a long day of work. Lately it's been hectic on and off the job, so having a bit of time at night helps me stay sane.
>>730542536
>Arby's
I died a little inside when they took the Big Montana off of the menu.
>>730542652
meow :3
>>730542625
I'm gonna cry
>>730542536
That sounds tasty!
what have you been listening to lately?
>>730542351
ello
>>730542852
Its probably not her kitty. Most likely a stray.
>>730542491
How about you eat my shorts
>>730542652
CUTE
>>730542966
Hey hey hey, how's your day/night?
>>730542351
I told you never to call me that!
>
>>730542388
>dubs
Depends how lewd of a pic do you want?
Oh also about watamote, i also like the lady who voices Tomo
>>730542812
Yeah, especially for you, I'm pretty beat after work and i don't even carry close to as much responsibility as you do.
>>730543314
Not sure. Sub or dub?
>>730543293
SMUG
>>730542996
aren't they both strays?
Welp, I'm going to bed
>>730543293
Careful what you ask for
>>730543460
Most likely.
>>730543484
goodnight <3
>>730543598
poor kitty
Are you up to anything tonight?
>>730542852
I can't sign into that Discord account that you made for me because you didn't give me the email -_-
>>730543293
super boring, just been sitting around all night not playing anything
>>730543805
use the username -_-
I'll send it on rabbit
>>730542812
Don't know what that is. I don't Arby's very often tbh.
>>730542852
It was.
A lot of Midori and Sonic Youth in general. No specific albums from them.
Boris - Flood
Earth - Earth 2: Special Low Frequency Version
Meme - Chitotetochi
>>730543743
Going and maybe drinking a litre of beer with friends.
>>730543456
Dub, probably one of my favorite dub voice actors
>>730543314
Nah
>>730543459
AS FUCK
>>730543484
Eat me out instead :thinking:
Goodnight
>>730543810
Neet?
>>730544240
Hmmmm
>>730544454
That's good you will enjoy it a bit more maybe
>>730544183
alright, good luck and have fun!
>>730544162
There's a band called meme?
I still need to listen to Earth. I'm listening to that album I posted and I have another on standby after if I'm not too tired
Hello everyone.
Night lads, take it easy.
>>730544753
Hi hanako
>>730544801
i'm tired.
>>730544523
of course
>>730544753
hey hanako
>>730544523
Stop bullying me.
>>730544671
It looks pretty good. It's either that or heavens lost property
>>730544753
Stupid pervert...
>>730543314
It's a different sort of busy, before it was more about doing individual work in the field, now it's more about administrative work- on really busy days it feels like a strategy game with trying to manage people, resources, and doing everything efficiently.
>>730544162
It was an old sandwich they used to have, was basically 1/2 pound of beef on a large bun. Then they killed it off and replaced it with the large roast beef sandwich.
>>730544454
Thanks for the QOTT
>>730544925
Sleep
>>730545152
Whatever you decide enjoy
>>730544763
Night
>>730544801
¿
>>730545046
Have you tried sports?
>>730545152
No u
>>730544523
SNUG AS A SMUG IN A RUG
>>730544673
Its still 3 hours away. I hate these solid shifts of pain.
>>730544844
Hi Tomoko. How are you?
>>730544763
G'night Misaki.
>>730545046
Hi Shinobu. How are you?
>>730545152
Hello beautiful. How are you?
>
>>730544673
They were a Japanese band that only released one album back in 2005. I found out about them in February, and thought they were just alright, but now their album is coming to be one of my favorites. Homura listened to them a few weeks ago and he loved them.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v79_ehE6NQY
>>730545198
Sounds bretty good.
Also fuck deseeding chillies.
>>730545198
Well to a simple shelf stocker like me that sounds like a lot of work on your part, although I'm sure you're good at handling it all.
>>730545333
>trips
You're welcome. I guess?
>>730545390
Well how much did you enjoy it? I mean obviously you love tomo but what about the show as a whole?
>>730545415
Bully. I thought we were friends
>>730545639
Stop complimenting me you perv!
I am well, you?
>
Im back, hello again.
>>730545415
too lazy, besides i couldnt catch a ball to save my life
>>730545639
im alright, just bored
>>730545387
later.
>>730545669
I looked it up right, I remember seeing it on miku's chart, has he showed you?
I'll check it out though later. Do you use RYM or anything?
>>730545597
I see, what's got you hurting?
>>730545907
Stolen
>>730545639
Played a handful of new games today. >>730545790
I liked it. Didn't get bored like other slice of life stuff
>>730545907
hello again
Jeezus it was like trying to scrape blue off the sky
>>730545915
Hello ms. Vampire
>>730545790
Hello beautiful
>>730545639
Hello other beautiful
>>730545757
They can be evil, especially if you don't have gloves handy. Did you get burned?
>>730545790
It definitely took getting used to at first since it's a different sort of work, but not in a bad way. I don't miss inspecting food trucks on the side of the road when it's 100 outside and 120+ inside the truck.
>>730545907
Welcome back.
QOTT: who's your favorite anime female voice actor? Duh or sub. Doesn't matter
Saori Hayami
Claiming
But also holy moley audio drivers are the worse I swear.
Anything I try to find online is like 6 years old and completely obsolete. Also why did windows 10 ever get rid of the photo viewer? I had to do the silly registry edit to bring it back... new computers suck to set up.
How'd everyone else's day go?
>>730546013
Is it this one? He said "I did the thing which only purpose is to be called an attention-whore, poser or pleb." along with image, and I don't know/remember what he meant by that.
No. Should I start using RYM or something? I've only used it like twice for song titles.
>>730545790
> Squeezes and plants a kiss on the soft and squishy~
But why?
Good to hear. I'm alright.
>>730545915
That's good. No games catching your interest tonight?
>>730546168
Cool, which ones?
>>730546290
> Hug
Hello cuteness. How are you?
>>730546290
heya tali
>>730545597
:D
>>730545790
>checks disc
>no juvia
Hmmmm
>>730545907
Hi back, I'm shinoa!
>>730546506
It's fine and Im glad I didn't install the new windows update
>>730546509
It's nice to keep track of stuff and yes that
he's such a weeb uwu
>>730546266
Ever find anything to do?
>>730546465
Hello, anything interesting happen while I left? I bet im two pages behind from when I left.
>>730546013
Inability to stop moving for 9 hours. Due to e eryone wanting something constantly. Always something to do.
>>730546465
Its more the prep plus cooking for customers. Have to isolate the chopping board.
>>730546486
Risa Taneda
>>730546681
:^)
>>730546506
I played some new games today. Good to see your 500 dollar? Computer is working well.>>730546584
Star Wars battlefront and far cry primal. Also have the new tomb raider to try
>>730546683
After reading that, what he said makes a lot more sense now
My most recent chart looks plebian as fuck compared to his uwu
>>730546681
Hi, hows it going? I am Hitagi.
>>730546978
I want to try the newer Tomb Raider too. The last one was awesome.
>>730546584
Exhausted from a shower
>>730546668
>hugs
>>730547139
Hi hitagi
>tali
>>730546972
I'm guessing work then? What do you do?
>>730547133
send me yours uwu
>>730546681
Glad to hear you're doing fine!
Why didn't you install the new windows? Just not a fan?
I upgraded on my old comp and it went a lot smoother than this, but I guess a fresh install is different.
>>730546978
Oh, any new favorites?
Eheh, I wish. The number is a lot higher... old computer was around $500. I gotta give it credit though, it managed to pull through on some games I thought it wouldn't.
>>730547331
On discord uwu
>>730546584
eh, i wanna play something but i dont wanna miss out on the thread
>single monitor struggle
>>730546709
nope still just sitting
>>730547195
>exhausted from a shower
got a little carried away in there?
>>730547464
ok uwu
>>730546168
Alright well I'll give the 1st episode a watch and decide. Probably watamote first because it's shorter.
>>730546290
Glad to hear you had a fun time
>>730546465
I would imagine you wouldn't. That soundd pretty bad
>>730546486
It's between Brina Palencia, Todd Haberkorn, and Monica Rial.
>>730546506
Hello kanna-san!
>pats head
>>730546584
>get your hands off pervert or there'll be no more hugs for you
B-because i don't like it...
Bout time you started getting on earlier
>>730546681
How could you say something like that
>
>>730546486
Kotono Mitsuishi for old school anime, Yoko Hikasa for newer stuff.
>>730546709
Nope, but that's not such a bad thing. Threads are comfy like they usually are around this time.
>>730546972
Ah, true. A bit of chili goes a long way when customers don't handle spicy well.
>>730547667
>almost Satan trips
That part wasn't fun, but for the most part the field work was enjoyable. I sometimes try to get out of the office and do restaurant inspections to keep myself from rusting over entirely.
>>730547139
I'm going to give it a go. Hopefully it has achievements for the harder difficulties. >>730547363
Just trying them right now. Mines 550 and I'm still amazed at what the little bugger runs. >>730547667
Hope you like it
>>730547590
If by carried away you mean scrubbing paint off then yes
>>730547667
>fun shower
>without you in it
Cmon
>>730546506
Hello Kanna.
It was pretty meh.
>>730546978
Oh nice. How'd you like them so far?
>>730547195
I know that feel, my shower earlier just made me even more tired.
>>730547590
> Cmon don't be like that, can i just give them a few more squeezes? Please~?
Now now, it's not nice to lie like that~
Well i did say i'd get on earlier for you~
Lemme go ahead and claim best girl
>>730547246
Hello Tali.
>>730547590
I just remembered I still have laundry in the dryer that I started 4ish hours ago...
>>730547901
I like comfy threads.
>>730547947
Let me know. Id like to know how it is.
>>730547590
Ahh i see. Well you could just switch back and forth right?
>>730548197
Last one was meant for >>730547667
Claimed, all waifus are trash compared to Star
> Dita
>>730547901
Change it up every once in a while is good. Unless my change is to cashier, god a hate cashier.
>>730547947
So far so good
>>730547970
It was sarcastic silly~
>>730548197
No you filthy pervert!
I-it's not a lie!
I-it's not like i wanted you to get on c-cause i like you or anything...
>
QOTT: if I have a crush on someone transitioning from male to female, does that make me gay?
>>730548326
>super cute pic
lol you should probably go get that
>>730548363
eh, i guess so, hows the DS3 goin?
>>730548990
Loving traps isnt gay.
Clayton
>>730548197
Ok I guess. Kind of ehh right now
>>730548326
Alright ill give you a heads up
>>730548832
Awesome.
>>730548326
Same, I can't keep up as well if the threads are going too fast.
>>730548832
I hated doing that too when I worked in fast food. Thankfully when I started working in a sit down restaurant, it was as a dishwasher, so I didn't have to deal with the public.
Foodservice isn't easy work, I've been on inspections plenty of times where someone flipped their shit at the person taking an order or were acting like assholes to wait staff and other employees.
Time for me to sleep, take it easy everyone.
>>730549068
let's say, purely theoretically, they aren't a trap. they identify as female with full plans to transition.
>>730547667
Hi miss Juvia! <3
A-ah~! Thank you for the head pats!
How was your day today? I bet you worked super hard!
>>730547947
Hope you find one you like then! Finding a game these days can be hard!
That's pretty insane. Price vs performance has increased a lot over the past few years.
>>730548197
Aw, why's that? Just not exciting?
>>730549387
I mean do you think its gay?
>>730549427
Yeah but they last for quite a while
>>730548990
>>730549387
Nope, that's not gay.
>>730549059
Yeah... Especially in a public laundry faculty in the apartment building I live in. And thank you it is one of my favorites. Also, laundry acquired.
>>730549387
Trap in training. Only a little gay. But everyone is a little gay. Nobody likes porn with a floppy chode.
>>730546972
(^:
>>730547139
I thought you were back. It's going well, will sleep soon so thought, why not come down to thread
>>730547363
Was lazy at first then I head bad stuff so it'll be postponed for a bit
>>730547667
Cause I'm a tease
>>730549529
is it gay to want to make out with someone else who has a dick?
>>730548832
Awww alright...
Your cute blushing face says otherwise~
Well that's a shame, because i try to get on earlier because i like you~
>
>>730549059
It's going really well. I had the pleasure of meeting the big cuddly crabs today...
>>730549210
Well it;s good you have more options now.
>>730549427
Eh work was kinda crap today. How was your day?
A-also, umm, would it be alright if i gave you head pats like Juvia?
>>730548990
Not gay
>>730548832
Stop being sarcastic and start being naked :p
>>730548326
How are you
>>730548197
I need like a deep tissue masaage....
>>730550244
Depends. They look like a girl?
>>730550262
I would have more options if THE PLAYSTATION HAD FUCKING HARDDRIVE SPACE BUT NO IT ONLY HOLDS DATA FOR TEN FUCKING GAMES. I feel better.
>>730550528
to an extent, yeah. it's more "holy shit this person makes my heart beat a little faster" than "man oh man they're the hottest thing ever"
>>730549895
Sleep is starting to sound good to me too. I have to work in the morning but I dont want to haha.
>>730550270
Tired, but fighting the urge to go to sleep like a child. And yourself?
>>730550528
Run an external
>>730549298
I would imagine food inspection would be pretty hard. Harder than what i do at least.
>>730549427
Of course my lovely kanna-san
You deserve all the head pats
>pats head
Work was alright. It'll always be alright as long as i don't have to work cashier.
How was your day?
>>730549895
Is that what they're calling bullies now a day?
>>730550262
>
S-shut up!
W-well, w-whatever... i only talk to you because you just happen to be on when I'm on, not that i wait for you or anything...
>>730550270
W-what? N-no...
>>730550656
The same and i think i made your waifu into a shark meme last year
>>730550672
Puhlease
>>730550262
oh boy giant crabs, fun times
>>730550270
mmmm tali butt
>>730550528
at least you have more options than just tanks 24/7
>>730550656
i have a pic of hitagi in that outfit as the background on my phone lol
>>730550646
Then stick with them. Its a nice feeling to have
>>730550656
I shouldnt fucking have to because all but 2 of my games are on discs
I forgot who this is but I really like the picture
>>730550996
I'll eat your doughnut if you know what i mean wink wink nudge nudge
>>730550996
Im fine with grinding tanks for the next month. I bought a month of premium. Only 13 dollars but I get 50 percent more xp and currency.
>>730550883
You were stuck on that last time we talked haha. If you still have it id like to see it out of curiosity.
>>730550996
I did too for a while, thought it was the same one then I remembered I changed it to Chocola.
>>730551029
No you shouldnt. I have no games for mine...Just waiting for FF7 remake forever.
>>730550883
Maybe a bit of a suggestive pic
>
>>730550270
Damn that sounds good right now...
>>730550528
Haha still having trouble with that huh? Better start saving for the 1TB hard drive then~.
>>730550672
> Such a cute embarrassed look~
Oh, well that must be why you're always upset when i'm late then huh~?
I second Tali's suggestion for you to get naked.
>>730550996
Oh yeah, especially when you're dealing with the one and another comes from the cut for a good gang bang.
>>730551468
Really? That sucks. Not even the free monthly ones?
>>730551520
Or I could just continue to despise them for not making a disc that holds anything
>>730548990
who gives a shit? love who you wanna love, anon.
>>730551660
I love you :o
>>730551639
Its been in storage, im still halfway through moving so I havent even tried looking. Ive kept the PC and Xbox handy.
>>730551520
>shut up shut up shut up shut up!
>
I-i'm never upset when you're late! I never even mention it!
Not for a pervert like you!
>>730551660
JILL
>>730551885
You know the useful tech that works like it should
computer problems arising yet again. I'll be back late tonight if I can get this fiiiiixed. Sorry for the quick drop in...
>>730549529
Yeah, that's also true. Haven't had a problem with the one I had for like 3 years. It was my first real computer actually.
>>730549895
Ah, I kinda thought the same thing. Took the leap. You're not missing much honestly. it's nice to stay up to date though.
>>730550262
Ah, I'm sorry to hear that! I hope tomorrow goes better!
u-um... I... It's hard to turn down head pats... But I don't know if miss Juvia would be okay with that... she's my master!
...but if she says it's okay, then I'd like that~
>>730550672
Thank you miss Juvia! You're the best! <3
Aa-ah! They're so good!
Well, at least it wasn't a bad day, right?
My day was stressful, for setting up a computer at least. These silly audio drivers are taking it out of me.
I'll be back later tonight if you're still on?
>>730552112
Still using this laptop. Its my second because the first was kind of bad. See you around maybe.
>>730552032
Yup pretty much haha.
>>730551660
Hi Jill!
Haruka from Rumbling Hearts
>>730551853
I love you too.
>>730552032
hey there. was planning on just lurking tonight.
>>730552112
good luck, thick dragon.
>>730551468
Alas it was on my other phone
>>730551489
Can i just rest my head between those thighs?
>>730551520
My wife just gave me one it was
>>730552547
Fair enough. Hopes were slightly crushed haha.
Well im off to bed Good night everyone.
>>730552528
Are you feeling ok tonight, cutie?
>>730552528
Oh. Ok sorry Jill
>>730552112
Aww I'm glad you like them my cute pet dragon loli!
>pats head
Well I'm sure you'll be happy once you've got everything set up!
Maybe, depends when you get back, if not know i love you!
>>730552547
Maybe~
>
>>730552480
hello? I'm not recognizing the cute girl.
>>730552825
I'm low on sleep because I'm allergic to the season change. debating on nyquil and 30mg melatonin, but that's not the greatest solution.
>>730552945
don't worry about it <3 you doing okay?
>>730552807
night hitagi
>>730552807
Goodnight
>>730553012
Maybe just feast...only a little
>>730553015
Ok. Been playing tanks and all that.
>>730551639
True, though i don;t think that'll do much to help.
>>730551893
> Ahh even more cute blushing~
Oh? Then maybe i should go back to posting late then~
Not even if i get naked as well~?
>
>>730552112
Thanks, i think it will~
Alright i'll ask Juvia first. I really hope she says yes, such a cutie like you deserves all the head pats~
>>730552547
That's good, lucky you~
>>730553015
aww :(
well take it easy for tonight whatever you decide to do <3
>>730553269
Come here and ill give rubs...and maybe simething more
>>730553228
that's good! it sounds about the same as normal, then.
>>730553308
appreciate it. hope you have a good evening as well <3
Sleepy time
>goodnight all
>>730553713
Its ok. I dont really do anything yeah. You been up to anything?
>>730553171
That's not resting
>>730553269
>shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut shut up shut up shut up!
>
W-well... n-not necessarily...
H-ha ha too bad you won't
What's this about asking juvia something?
>>730553805
night tali
>>730553805
night, robot space lady.
>>730553856
family health issues, mostly. going to try and get into some medical certification courses soon.
>>730554229
That sucks. What kind of medical course?
>>730553611
> Dubs
Oh my, I can;t turn down an offer like that~
Goodnight Tali.
>>730553937
> Yes so cute~~
I'm sorry, you'll have to say that a bit more clearly~
I won't huh, then what's this~?
>
Ah, i wanted to ask if it's alright with you if i give Kanna head pats.
>>730553084
Ann Shouji is best Shouji
>>730554510
EMT and sterile processing, mostly. nothing major, but both are fields that always have openings and pay decently. enough for a small apartment, booze, and decent cooking.
Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels. Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the “loser,” and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round. I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theater of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world. Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment. When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc., Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A., along with a 3×5 card reading, “Please use this M&M for breeding purposes.” This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this “grant money.” I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion. There can be only one.
>>730554543
>lewd
~shinobu
our work is done here...
>>730556111
FUCK is that even possible?