Fluffy thread

I dont think so fam, sorz

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>>730527807

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>>730527916

comic chan2 reporting in, will dump random comics if this shit slows down

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>>730528436

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>>730528485

i cant seem to find fluffy abuse were thay die from pooping

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>>730528878
like amebic dysentery? that would pretty cool actually

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>>730528878
Not quite abuse, but best I can do.

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>>730529857

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>>730529882

Only if I can get Andy Sixx to spread his pink asshole before he pushes out a nice steamy creamy log for daddy. You know it's a good log when he's glistening with sweat from pushing.

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>>730530336

>>730527961
i want to see more like this kek

>>730530372
yeah weirdbox is under appreciated

>>730530372

Can I interest you with a steamy dreamy creamy Andy Sixx log in a mug for your Monday commute?

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>>730530454

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just gonna push past the autist real quick

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>>730530682

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>>730530714

>>730529792
>>730529815
>>730529857
>>730529882
>>730529916

I'm not exactly sure whats happening here- scare away the parents, clean and raise foal, then cut wings.. end?

>>730530846
fluffyfoals?

>>730530868
that's all i got, might be a work in progress but idk

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>>730531279

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>>730531342

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>>730531367

>be me
>live about 1/2 mile from anywhere
>forest everywhere
>grow the majority of my food
>mainly peppers, onions, anything spicy
>never had any fluffy herd problems
>till now
>go to garden
>huge fucking herd of maybe 10-14 fluffies
>smartie goes up to me
>standard shit
DIS FWUFFY TEWWITOWY NOW, WEEVE OR GET BIG OWIES
>starts headbutting my ankle
>this goes on for about a minute
>then one screams
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>fucker must've gotten a pepper
>starts yelling
WHY FWOOTIE HUWTIE?!
>idea.webm
>I'll tell you why
all fluffies look at me, smartie now has two toughies joining him
>tell them im a god
>a fire god
>smartie doesnt care
>keeps headbutting
>get out lighter
>get out WD40
>tell the smartie to leave
NU! DIS FWUFFY WAND NOW! WEEV OR GO FOWEVEW SWEEPIES
>deep-fry the cunt
>it screams
>toughies run away with singed hair
>smartie is fucking melting
>wont stop screaming
>most fluffies are in awe, except for the one who ate the pepper
>still screaming
>stop setting it on fire
>hold up smartie
>charred to shit
>looks like a black husk
>yell at them to fear me and run
>throw smartie at ground
>explodes
>they all run
Cont?

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>>730530877
Yep that's me, haven't posted on the booru because I can't register but working on a comic right now.

>>730531482
yes

>>730531599
nice, im comic chan2 btw

>>730528149
haha Hello Again Comic Chan 2

- J

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>>730531482
You have my attention...

>>730531790
sup j, how's it going

>>730531482
please end in a fluffy cult

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HEY GUYS¹

CHOOSE ONE BEFORE I GO TO BED¹

>>730532164
None. These are all way over posted. Find some more content.

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>>730531713
eyo, I definitely remember you :)

I've got the color down on my comic but no shading/highlights or words yet. gonna post the sketch of it then hopefully finish up the rest of it. Might take a while longer though, I've never made a comic before. Hopefully you'll add it to your collection once it's done and I'll get to work on longer stories.

>>730532341
That's all I post¹

They're the only ones I like¹

>>730532164
sup comic chan
>>730532345
will do, can't wait to see the final result

>>730531482
>look into garden
>not much damage
>one pepper gone
>look down
>shitton of foals
>atleast 15
>almost stomp them
>better idea
>land near here used to be a fluffy daycare
>keep foals in home for now
>milk n shit
>go to old daycare
>rotted as shit
>get out spraypaint
>fire colors
>red, orange, yellow
>spraypaint it to shit
>majority of daycare + outdoor region is fire-colored
>plant tomatoes, onions, anything spicy & red
except for peppers
>go back home
>foals still there
>most are just chirping
>two shat themselves
>give them more milk
>go to town
>buy wireless cameras, speakers & smoke machine
>return to old daycare
>dark as fuck
>light candles to see
>morefire.gif
>build shrine to me
>its a red star of david with a swastika on the inside
>carve words onto the shrine
OBEY TO THE FLAME
>take care of foals
>two weeks later
>foals are big now
>blindfold them
>put them in box
>carry to daycare
>dump in daycare
>lock them in
This is where it starts to get fun

>>730530324
Hooray it's my story ! I actually made more story today with these Fluffy's not sure if i wanna continue it in parts ( cause it's one big story ) or just put it all in one and let it be long.

Where are those anons who were co authoring a damn good story about a pregnant mare with a great temperament.

>>730533180
im here, but i haven't seen my writing partner pizza guy in a while

comic chan2

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>>730533180
I lurk, therefore, I am.

-the Pizza Guy

>>730533315
seems i spoke too soon, sup pizza guy

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>>730533378
Living the dream.

Desperately hoping to wake up.

>>730533480
sounds normal, im currently cleaning chapter one and putting it into an image

>>730532500
>go home
>cameras all set up
>allgood.gif
>fluffies do fluffy shit
>eat
>shit
>fuck
>multiple months pass
>some fluffies are clearly pregnant
>time to make an announcement
>night
>turn on the speakers
>turn on smoke machines
>spooky shit yo
>do my best Malacath imitation
LISTEN, HEAR ME NOW!
>fluffies wake up
>some shit themselves
>walk to shrine
>potential smarty yells
HEY! HOO IS DAT!
>you fucking what
SILENCE, FOOL! I AM THE FIRE GOD! FOR YOUR LIVES I HAVE GUARDED YOU
>fluffies are all enticed
>except for the smartie
>name him "Sky"
>sky yells
NO U HAVENT! I GUAWD FWUFFY!
>this fucking smarty
>yell louder
I COULD'VE CRUSHED YOU LIKE A BUG WHEN YOU WERE YOUNG! LISTEN NOW!
>smartie shuts up for a change
YOU HAVE LIVED HERE IN PEACE FOR NOW, BUT I DEMAND A PAYMENT.
>green fluffy asks
wike gwassies? gwassie weal good heew!
>no
WHEN THE MOTHERS HAVE BIRTHED THEIR BABIES AND THEY HAVE GROWN, I DEMAN ALL THE BABBIES WITH RED FUR
>mothers now scared
>all begin panicking
>start running around
>nu wan give babby! babby mummahs, not mean voice!
DO IT OR I WILL SCORCH YOU ALL!
>turn off speakers
>mothers even more scared
>crying
>shitting
>waddling on their huge bellies in a circle
>one does all three
The fire god demands sacrifice

>>730530682
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>>730530744
Any more of this one?

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>>730533678
I need a palate cleanser. Something with a lot less Serious Business. I'm trying to think of something, but I'm coming up empty right now.

>>730531599
Hello again Melvin. tell watermelon i said helllo

>>730533902
makes sense, i don't really have any ideas either
>>730533834
not that i know of, sorry

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>>730533757
Interesting...much potential for mayhem here...

>>730533180
btw how far have you read?

>>730534084
Only thing I can think of is we've still got two foals with no personality. Some kind of wacky hijinx they get everyone into...maybe one of them is a prankster and everyone plays along because it's good fun or some shit.

>>730531851
it's going haha. I continued the tale of the fluffys i was writing about earlier. not done yet tho. how was your day ?

>>730534357
i was thinking that bright wing and tomato would be a dynamic duo, like two brothers that click and are inseparable sort of thing, could work well with the prankster angle too, have them work together to play tricks on their siblings

>>730533757
>one month later
>seven red ones
>very nice
>nighttime
>everyone is asleep
>put on red cape
>cover my face in red paint
>grab big stick
>set stick on fire
>walk over to daycare
>foggy as fuck
>just makes it better
>screams
>shit
>sprint like fucking Usain bolt to the daycare
>smartie is banging on door
WET SMAWTIE IN! SMAWTIE WAN IN!
>walk real slow to him
>he looks over
HEY! HOO YOU?
>grab the shit
>unlock door
>see my fluffies for the first time in four months
>look right at the smartie
I. AM. THE FIRE GOD!
>still keep up the Malacath voice
>set smartie on fire
>throw him at a tree
>ends up looking like the letter C
>my fluffies stare at me
>so this is what its like to be a god
>remind them about the sacrifice
I COME FOR THE RED ONES
>four moms come over
>each with a few red babies
>open bag
>put fluffies into the bag
>walk home
>muffled cries from the fluffies
WAN MUMMAH
LEGOO
WAAAAAA
>one shat in there
>god fucking damnit
>get home
>basement
>dump fluffies onto metal tray
>they start wriggling
>time for torture

>>730534419
boring, currently cleaning up chapter one of pizza and my story

>>730534190
up to her labor

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>>730534589
Little brainstorming here...

>goes to grocery store
>bags get set on the kitchen floor
>as groceries are put away...
>where the hell did the boxes of spaghetti go?
>they keep swiping and hiding things
"fwuffy din du nuffin..."
>giggle giggle

>>730534964
oh shit, you haven't read chapter two then, I'll dump it in a minute
>>730534991
pretty much in line with what i was thinking

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>>730527933
such an overrated shit comic

>>730529502
Faggot

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>>730535261
Kweh.

>>730534964
otay daddeheeeeehheheeheeehehheheeeee tickwes
>as anon talks to his boss on the phone, sky starts to sing
>no rhythm
>no rhyme
>fluffy freestyle
>singing about babies and luv and hugs n shit like that
>then something deep in sky had stirred
uh oh, nee make bigges poopies
>sky gets up and half waddles, half drags herself to the litter box
>she starts to push

"NO! Sky, not in the litter box! That's not poopies, that's babies!"
>scoops her out and back into the nest
>runs around, grabbing towels, hot water, etc.
"Keep going, little one. I'm right here. You need to clean each one of them as they come out. It may not taste good, but it'll make sure the babies are safe and warm."
>guides her into a birthing position, mostly using online guides to walk him through this
>is also really not looking forward to cleaning up after her when it's over, but that's for later...
>now is time to make sure everything comes out smoothly

BABBEHS? IS TIME FOW BABBEHS
>her legs start to waggle in excitement
>she begins to lush again, listening to her dads instructions
>after a minute or so of labor the first foal starts to come out

>first foal is light red earth type with an emerald mane
>passes the foal to momma to clean
>only let her watch the birthing/baby shows on FluffTV
>personally believes the rest of it is hot garbage
>much better entertainment elsewhere
>ANYWHERE else

"Here you go, Sky. You're doing great."

BABBEH! WWWUUUUBBBBB!!!
>youwillneverknowthisfeels.png
>sky cleans her first foal and places it near her teets to feed
gud babbeh num aaawwwe deh miwkies
>she starts pushing out the next

>>730535562
>More babies on the way
>Second arrival is a pegasus
>Dark green with light pink.
>Looks like a tiny watermellon
>Seems nice and healthy
>Passed up to Sky
>Third one coming fast
>Doesn't look too good
>Another earth type, shares momma's coloration
>Seems very weak
>Passes it forward again
"Be extra careful with this one...

>sky cleans up both fluffies and takes tender care of the runt
>she places both near their first sibling to feed
>sky begins to sing and coo to her babies
>same ussual tuneless crap about milk and hugs and love, it's almost like these things where marketed towards 5-7yo girls
>so far so good, mummah currently loves all babies

>number four might explain why the third was runty
>another earth, bigger than it's siblings
>has a lovely cream and caramel coloring
>damn, Hasbio just threw everything up against the wall with this design
>genetics shouldn't work this way
>you know the drill by now
"Keep going...I think you're almost done. Great job!"

>fifth is another pegasus
>sapphire blue and ruby
>more energetic than it's siblings
>also more vocal, but not in an unpleasant way
"There we go. You're still doing great."

>sky cleans each baby and moves them into feeding positions near her teets
>five foals
>sky just lays there on her side, babies in her fluff and suckling
>she's still cooing and singing to her babies
>it occurs to anon that this is literally the smallest you ever saw sky

"You going to be all right for a little while, Sky? I'm going to be in the kitchen fixing something extra special for you as a reward for your hard work."
>leaves before she can respond
>start up some more spaghetti
>Sky hasn't had it since her first night
>figured it would be a suitable reward for a successful birthing

>>730535609
>returns with a notebook and pen once the water is heating
>begins taking notes on each of the foals as the family begins interacting for the first time
>we're going to do this right or die trying
>one big happy family

otay daddeh
>sky continues to tend to her foals
>keeping them warm and singing
>she starts naming them
>the red pegasus with an emerald mane
ou am tomato, cus ou am wed an gween wike old mummahs mummahs gawden
>the dark green earth with light pink
ou am wawamewon, wike a wawamewon on fo juwy
>light blue earth with purple mane, runt
ou am wittwe skey, cus ou wook wike mummah heeheee
>cream earth with caramel mane
hmmm am name ou sandie, fow deh beachie
>saphire pegasus with ruby mane
ou am name bwight wingy cus ou am wingy baby an pwetty
>she finishes her naming ritual by curling up around her foals, it will be a week or two before they open their eyes, or walk and talk
>once in a while she moves a baby closer to her teets so they can feed

>notes the names as she gives them
>God knows he's not going to be able to remember on his own
>continues to observe quietly, slipping out occasionally to work on lunch
>the scene before him is...painfully familiar
>starts thinking about his own mother, long dead
>lets out a long sigh

>sky continues to coo, and sing to her babies
>she's firmly rooted in her nest
>she's got mummah business to tend too

>finishes lunch
"I know you're tired, but would you like to eat? I've got something nice and fresh waiting."
>begins cleaning up the used towels and other mess
>is about to toss the towels in the hamper
>fuckit.png
>straight into the trash
>not going to run the risk of ruining the rest of his laundry
>comes back with a tablet and speakers
>props it up and loops her favorite song

>>730535118
I've got it...a microdrone with a harness to fly them! This must be a thing (I KNEW setting up the background as a mechanical engineer was going to pay off!)

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>>730532488
Finished putting down the base colors, still far from done though. Just thought I'd update!

>>730535646
otay daddeh, wan see babbehs? dis am...
>lists fluffy names, don't feel like referring to previous posts
>she waits and reamakes her nest placing all the foals gently in the center and curling around them
>starts singing and cooning again
>foals start chirping
>sky eats her sketti
fank ou daddeh, dis make bestes nummies fo babbeh

>sidles over to the family after clearing the dishes, close but not too close
"I do what I can. Fortunately, it seems to be enough for you."
>fidgets some, unsure of what next
>wants to be on hand in case there's a problem
>also wants to remain close to such a loving scene
>it's been a long time since he saw his family
>he'd moved across the country for work

>sky nuzzles anons arm
>anon pats her feeling more and more comfortable as he does
fwuffie wub ou daddeh, fwuffie wub babbehs, fwuffie wub famiwy...
>she dozes off to sleep
>the birthing took a lot out of her and the music was soothing
>anon lays there with the sleepy fluffies, and continues to pet them for a time

chapter two

>a week goes by and the babies have started walking and talking
>the safe room is finished, a fresh coat of paint and the chalk board paint is on the walls for the fluffies to draw
>sky is trying to teach her babies to make good poopies and most pick it up quickly except for sandy, the biggest foal
>sky
pwease sandies, gud babbehs make gud poopies in wittew bawks, nuu wan make daddeh angwy
>sandy
nuuu wan make poopies in wittew bawks, nuu smeww pwetty, fwuffie poopsies wewe fwuffy wan
>sandy starts to shit but sky scoops him up and tries to get him to the litter before it's too late
>nuuu wan sowwy stick, nuu wan bad poopies, nuuu wan hewt babbehs
(note anon doesn't have a sorry stick, this is just fear bubbling up from previous owner being shitty)
>>730535650
holy shit yeah, too bad we didn't make any pegasus foals...
>>730535700
looks good

>>730530932
>>730530868
its a cyoa from some russian site

>>730535837
(Anon does indeed have one at this point but has not had to use it thus far)
>catches the last part of the exchange from the doorway
>casually strolls in
"Sandy...did I just here you say you are going to poop wherever you want? You don't want to listen to your momma?"
>his eyes narrow to slits
>gonna nip this crap in the bud
>gonna give the babies every opportunity to be good first, though
>but they will learn the hard way, if need be

>sky drops sandy in the litter box
>the other fluffies are off playing games or drawing on the chalkboard
>sky looks up at you
s-sowwy daddeh nuu wan bad poopies, buh sandie nuu wan be gud babbeh, p-pwease nuu be angwy
>sandy starts to leave the litter box
nuuu wike nuuu smeww pwetty dummeh wittew bawks, big fwuffie make gud poopies away fwom hewd

>grabs Sandy's neck hard
>cold fury radiates from his voice
"No. You WILL poop here."
>presses her face down into the (clean) litter
"This is where good fluffies poop. I don't give a single fuck if it 'no smell pretty.' You will poop here like every other fluffy or you will face my full fury."
>leans in close
"Pray you never do. I will give you forever sleepies. Guarantee it."
>releases Sandy and turns back to Sky
>she's been sobbing her eyes out the entire time
>gives her a big hug
"You're a very good momma, Sky. Sometimes, babies just won't listen and you have to get tough. It makes heart hurties, but it's for the best, in the end. We do it because we love them and want only the best..."
>steadies his breathing
>relaxes very slowly
>if he's not careful, someone's going to die...
>and that would be horrible

>>730535917
>sandy shits himself in terror
>the mess is contained in the litter box
>he cries and cowers in the corner
p-pwease nuu hewt sandy
>sky shakes like a leaf in your arms but eventually calms down as you hug her
o-otay daddeh, babbeh am gud fwuffie soon, mummah am gud fwuffie?

"Very. Hey, 4 our of 5 is pretty damned good, all things considered."
>looks over at Sandy
"Come here, little one. I've got huggies for you, too. You just gotta listen to momma. She'll make sure you don't get hurt...as long as you do what she says. Momma loves you...and so do I."

>sandy looks over at anon
>he gets up, a little shakey but no worse for wear
d-daddeh nuu hewt fwuffie? daddeh wub sandie?
>sky
daddeh wub aww babbehs, babbehs nee make gud poopies an fawwow deh wuwes suu daddeh am happies
>sandy walks over to anon and starts liking his hand
babbeh am sowwy, babbeh onwy wan make gud poopies away fwom hewd, poopies nuu smeww pwetty an nuu smeww pwetty am bad fo hewd

>puzzles some over Sandy's choice of words
>'bad for herd...'
>close observation is now required
>we may have a smarty on our hands, folks...
"Who told you about pooping away from the herd?"

>sandy looks confused
nuu teww poopies am bad fo hewd, poopies nuu smeww pwetty an hewd nuu wike nuu smeww pwetty
>sky pitches in
buh bad poopies guu inda wittew bawks, jus wike daddeh teww
>she gets up and goes to the litter
>digs a little hole and poops in it
>she kicks some litter on top of the pile and looks at sandy
see babbeh nuu nuu smeww pwetty poopehs nuu mowe, gud poopies guu in wittew bawks
>you've seen her demonstrate this at least a dozen times

>can feel his patience beginning to run thin again
>there's a REASON he never wanted kids
"Now, you, Sandy."
>motions to the litter box
"Just like momma showed you."
>gives Sky huggies and a scratch behind the ears when she comes back

>>730535837
Bright Wing and Tomato are BOTH pegasii (actually, Watermellon was supposed to be the pegasus, not Tomato, but it's not critical.)

>>730535967
>sandy
o-otay daddeh
>sandy walks over to the litter box
>you hear him sniffinf and his ears go back in apparent disgust
>he looks over at you hugging his mom and then back to the box
>he does the same thing his mother did
>he turns toward you and his mom and walks forward
d-did babbeh do gud? nuu mmowe bad poopies ouside wittew bawks?...nuuu smeww pwetty

"You smell fine. You only think you smell bad"
>ruffles his mane
"Well, I'm going to spend the rest of the evening here to make sure you don't do it again. Besides, I've got something new for everyone and it should be here soon."
>it's pizza night
>just ordered before coming into the safe room
>he's never fed them pizza before
>has no idea if Sky might have had it before, though

ehhehehheeee
>sandy giggles as you ruffle his mane
otay daddeh
>he gallops off to play with his siblings
>sky looks up at anon
daddeh pway wif sky an babbehs?

"Sure, but I'm really not in the mood to chase you guys all over the house, so no hide-and-seek tonight. What shall we play?"
>looks over at the rest of the babies
"Babies! Come on over here. We're all going to play together."
>smiles wide as Watermelon trots over
>somehow, Watermelon always makes him smile
>probably the very chill look on her face
>almost perma-stoned...

>sky
how bou bwockies?
>the babies trot over to play with anon and mom
>sandy is at the lead with little sky bringing up the rear
>tomato and bright wing are playing tag on the way
>watermelon looks dazed and wonders why you're interupting his drawing
>you note that watermelon loves to draw
>>730536010
shit you're right, i even have it written down in the dramatis personae, for some reason i thought they were unicorns

>>730534664
>strap fluffies down
>immense wriggling
>more crying
>more shitting
>dont care
>find baby bottle
>fill it with hot sauce
>force feed them hot sauce
>first three immediately cry
>fourth one doesnt act same
>like it fucking enjoys the stuff
>the other three also cry
>let it sit in
>the fourth fluffy is fucking chill
>not a single tear
>stage two
>grab onion
>grab lemon
>juice lemon
>juice onion
>mix two together
>go to basement
>pour the juices into their eyes
>all of them cry
>one cries less
>same one that liked the hot sauce
>fucking beast
>grab the pure capsaicin
>however you fucking spell it
>dip toothpicks into it
>sprinkle spicy stuff into noses
>they start sneezing, crying, moaning, etc
>the beast fluffy isn't hardly as hurt as the others
>superb fucking idea
>let the fluffies rest
>go back into basement
>clear shit, snot and piss out
>ask the tank fluffy
LITTLE CHILD, WHAT IS YOUR NAME?
>Grass
>shitty name
>new name
YOUR NEW NAME WILL BE HEAT
>fluffy doesnt like that
BUH MUMMAH PICK NAME HERSELF!
>meh
I DONT CARE
More soon

>>730536215
"All right. You guys get the blocks and bring them all over here."
>he bought them a lot of blocks
>enough to make fluffy sized forts for everyone
"Hey, Watermelon. While they do that, what were you drawing? I'd like to see; you've always got the best doodles."
>offers a hug
>finds himself mentally treating her as "best baby"
>not fair to the others, really
>other than this incident with Sandy, they've been a great little family

uuuh...
>trots over to the wall
>anon follows
dis am mummah, an dis am sandie, an dis am towmaytoo, an dis am bwight wingie, an dis am wittwe skei, and dis am wawamewwon, an dis am daddeh, an dis am bwockies awe stacksded up, an dis am stuffy fwends...
>he goes on like that for a while listing off all the things he drew
>the other fluffies started stacking blocks
>making little houses like you've been teaching them
>you see little sky trying to push a big block with all of her might

>watches Little Sky for a while but does not interfere
>won't help unless absolutely necessary
>has confidence she can move it
>despite this, Little Sky is very agile
>dodges in tag like a motherfucker
"You like to draw a lot. Want to draw together?"
>gives Sky a smile
>Watermelon always wanders off to do her own thing when they play together
>might as well meet her on her own terms
>picks up a piece of chalk and starts sketching
>badly...

otay daddeh, whawt ou wanna dwaw?
>he picks up a piece of chalk between his hooves and puts it to the wall
>little sky is still trying to move the block but doesn't make any headway
>sandy goes up to little sky and helps her move the block on top of the little fort to make a roof
>the little fort is coming along pretty well you note, they're getting better at it

>>730536270
>smiles as Sandy helps out
>bullet dodged
>that's DEFINITELY not smarty behavior
>there's a special cookie treat coming his way later
"Don't really know. I'm not very good at it. I'm just kinda doing it freeform."
>sketch starts looking like a dinosaur

>watermelon starts drawing an animal he saw on tv
>he looks over at what your drawing
wut am dat?
>for the first time you see worry cross his face
am dat munsta?
>over at the blocks sky is clapping her hooves and praising her babies building talents
>little sky is the first to take up residence in the little fort
>her siblings follow after here and after a moment the fort collapses on them\
>this causes an erruption of happy shreaks and giggling as th foals try to escape
>sky starts digginf for her babies, trying to save them from "meanie nuu stay uwp housie"

"Well, yes it is. But it took forever sleepies a very, very long time ago. It can't ever get you."
>smirks some
>idea!
"Why don't you show it who's boss. Press against it with your head and toss back and forth."
>gonna get Watermelon to erase the monster
>meanwhile, he pounces playfully toward the others
>digs through the rubble, finding babies and tickling them as he goes

>a serious look crosses watermellons face
otay daddeh, wawamewwon wiw save deh famiwie fwom deh munsta
>he proceeds to headbut the wall and rub against the "stupie munsta"
>the first foal you find of course is sandy, since he's the biggest
>he giggles and flails as you tickle him
>sky already found tomatoe and bright wing
>your hand dives into the blocks looking for little sky
>after a moment you find her and pull her out
>her eyes are wide and she has a huge smile on her face
ehhheheheeehheehhheeee again, again, again
>sky is helping tomato and bright wing to build another fort

>>730536311
>lets out a contented sigh
>DING DONG!
>pizza's here!
"Hang on, guys. I'll be back in just a few moments. It's here!"
>spends a couple minutes at the front door with the pizza guy
>tips well
>strides back to the room, boxes of cheesy, meaty, tomatoey, crusty goodness in hand

otay daddeh
>the fluffies go back to playing
>when anon returns and opens the door the smell of pizza wafts in
>all eyes are on anon now
>sky sniffs the air
am dat pissa?
>little sky looks up at mom
wut am pissa? is it wike sketties?

>is still amazed the babies know spaghetti without ever touching it before
>they'd just been weaned this week
>really throws all kinds of wrenches in the old "nature vs. nurture" argument
"Pizza is like sketti, but BETTER!"
>sits down
>pulls out a slice for the babies to try first
>as they gather around it, he pulls out another one for Sky and one for himself
>wishes he'd grabbed a beer
>not a good idea around the babies, though
>they explore everything
>chews thoughtfully on his slice

>the babies all dig in
>their genetic programming willing them towards anything spaghetti like
>they devour the first slice in seconds getting sauce everywere
>they are quick to lick it up, even before you give them another slice
>sky hums while she eats her slice
>happy to watch her babies tear the pizza to pieces
>a still and quiet calm settles on anon and his fluffy family as they eat
>little sky being the smallest finishes eating first
>she goes to the litter box
>then to her mother so she can nap in comfort
>sky curls around little sky and one by one as the other fluffies finish they take the cue and join the fluff pile
>anon sits, and watches the display of affection

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>>730534055
>>Merlin begins to puff his cheeks then calms himself after a few seconds of deep breathing
>>Fwuffy name am Mewin, pwese not Melvin. Wamewen say "hewwo"
>>Merlin looks a bit flustered but otherwise has kept his cool

>>730536371
>it's still early, but he starts feeling drowsy, too
>oh, well
>refuses to be left out
>grabs a pillow and curls up behind Sky
>pokes Sky gently
"Don't be rude. Share the love."
>wraps arms around baby and momma alike

>sky looks at you
heeheeeee siwwy daddeh wub am awways fow shawing
>she leans into you as you hug her and you all pass out
>an absolutely lovely scene

>night quickly turns to day
>lovely Saturday, as it turns out
>time to get some gardening done
>also time to get the foals used to the outdoors
>ushers them out onto the back patio
>yard is bordered by several bushes
>Sky's already been shown how far she can go
>also been told to keep out of his garden
"All right, guys; have fun. Listen to momma and don't go too far away. I'm going to be over here in the garden."
>closes the screen door
>motions to the garden without looking, then heads for the shed

>the foals are already playing either tag or hide and seek...or maybe both?
>sky is trying to get their attention so she can tell them the outside rules
>she eventually gets to telling them to stay away from the garden
>and not to go past the hedges
>in the background you hear the fluffies playing happily
>running about squeeling like children
>after a half hour of playing watermellon goes off to explore
>he goes around the edge of the yard without getting too close to the edges
>she comes across a cricket and tries to make friends with it
hewwo, mistah chiwpeh, wan pway a gaym?
>the cricket hops off leaving watermellon alone

>>730536409
>roots around in the shed for the tools he'll need
>the sound of their unbridled joy causes him to hum to himself happily
>emerges with a bucket full of said tools
>walks toward the garden and...
>fuck!
>the hostas are shredded
>the roses are ruined
>the gerbera daisies are chewed to shit
>the snapdragon is just GONE
"yoo! dummeh hooman!"
>...and there it is
>right fist clenches
>knuckles white
>looks toward Sky and the babies
"I need you guys to get on the patio and stay there for a little while. Right now."

>sky looks up
wassa mattew?
>anon doesn't answer
>sky decides to just do as she's told
wets guu babbehs, daddeh teww us tuu guu onna padeo
>sky and her foals go over to the patio and continue their game of tag
>sky has yet to notice that watermelon is not with them

>watermelon continues his adventure into the back yard
>she looks up at the sky and admires the clouds
wut am dose?
>she continues her adventure after a moment

>>730536492
>as they make their way to the patio, Anon notices Watermelon not follow
"Watermellon! Go with your momma NOW."
>then he turns his attention to the source of the voice
>a herd of ferals: ten adults and another eight babies emerge from the far side of the yard
>a green and teal unicorn stands at their front, cheeks puffed
>it's always a unicorn who goes smarty, it seems
>must be an unfixed glitch in the design
>fucking PETA
>if Sky's any indication, with proper engineering and quality control, Hasbio would be bigger than Jesus
"Look, shitstain, I already know the drill here. You're going to come in and demand I leave my yard."
"dat's wite! yoo gib aww gwassy nummies to smawty and hewd nao!"
>the rest of the herd joins in with enthusiastic variations of "yeah!"
>except for one
>ironically, what Anon guesses to be a toughie
>the little bastard is looking at him with a look of absolute horror
>the toughie screams
"nuuuu! munsta hooman! must wun! Wun nao, fwends!"
>the herd looks at the toughie, shocked

>>730536544
>as they make their way to the patio, Anon notices Watermelon not follow
"Watermellon! Go with your momma NOW."
>then he turns his attention to the source of the voice
>a herd of ferals: ten adults and another eight babies emerge from the far side of the yard
>a green and teal unicorn stands at their front, cheeks puffed
>it's always a unicorn who goes smarty, it seems
>must be an unfixed glitch in the design
>fucking PETA
>if Sky's any indication, with proper engineering and quality control, Hasbio would be bigger than Jesus
"Look, shitstain, I already know the drill here. You're going to come in and demand I leave my yard."
"dat's wite! yoo gib aww gwassy nummies to smawty and hewd nao!"
>the rest of the herd joins in with enthusiastic variations of "yeah!"
>except for one
>ironically, what Anon guesses to be a toughie
>the little bastard is looking at him with a look of absolute horror
>the toughie screams
"nuuuu! munsta hooman! must wun! Wun nao, fwends!"
>the herd looks at the toughie, shocked

>watermellon is too engrossed in a dandelion to hear anon
>she takes a bite out of it
mmmph dis am nummie
>she continues her little adventure
>sky on the other hand heard anon
>she looks around
wewe am wawamewon?
>she looks out into the back yard and sees her munching on a dandelion
WAWAMEWON COME BACK TEH MUMMAH, DADDEH TEWD US TEH GUU ONDA PADEO!!!
>sky isn't quite loud enough to be heard
>she turns to her other babies
otay babbehs stay hewe tiww i get back, otay?
>the foals agree and sky goes off to get watermelon

>>730536388
>scratches watermelons head. good fluffy

sorry Merlin. got you mixed up with another fluffy

>>730536593
>Anon smiles internally
>despite the intrusion, his reputation is still being passed on
>the smarty walks over to the toughie that screamed
"wut yoo mean, dummeh? hooman not scawy! hooman just big faggot!"
>the toughie shakes his head violently 'no'
"no! hooman gib whole herd fowevew sweepies! oreo mummah tell oreo about it when oreo was little babeh!"
>Oreo's terror gets the best of him and he bolts away
>good
>he already knows what he did wrong and will spread the word
>meanwhile, the smarty returns his attention to Anon
"dummeh fluffy! hooman no scawwy!"
>the rest of the herd continues to agree with the smarty
>they are definatley less confident now, though
>Anon steps forward slowly, setting the bucket down on his way
>before the herd can react, he snatches the only foal of what he guesses to be the alpha mare
>predictably, she loses her shit
"nuuuuu! gib back babbeh! babbeh need mummah! is only babbeh mummah has!"
>perfect
>foal chirps in terror incessantly
>it's small enough to hold in one hand comfortably
>Anon smiles at the mare
"Now, now. All I want to do is give it a hug. Would you deny your baby the best hug it's ever had?"
>the mare looks uncertain
"huggies good for babbeh...otay, mistah!"
>Anon chuckles darkly...
>...and crushes the foal with a snarl
>the viscera splatters all over the mare
"Why, thank you, you filthy vermin."
>He tosses the corpse at the feet of the mare
>her cries and screams are music...pure music
>she starts hugging the corpse
>because huggies make everything better...
>idiot
>all she's really doing is getting her fluff matted with blood

>>730536645
>one of the smaller males runs off in fear deficating as he goes
>the others are frozen in fear
>the fluffy that flees is a green earth with a blue mane
>he goes around the house and up the other side yard
>sky is nearing watermelon when she hears the other fluffy
come hewe wawamewon daddeh tewd fwuffies teh guu tuu deh padeo
>watermelon looks up at her mother
sowwy mummah, onwy expwowing daddehs yawd
>sky
is otay come wif mummah nao
>watermelon follows her mother
>the green fluffy notices her and goes to warn her about the munsta

>true enough, the mare WAS the alpha
>the smarty charges, screaming incoherently about 'worstest owwies'
>time to prove a point with the little bastard
>even with his horn, the smarty hurts less than a four year old in a pillow fight
>Anon stands there and takes it for several minutes
>his starts snarling quietly
>oh, yes...this one will suffer
>finally, his patience finally evaporated, he grabs the smarty by the neck
"yoo put smawty down! bad upsies! bad upsies!"
>in one, swift motion, he drops to one knee and smashes the smarty's spine halfway down on the brick border of the garden
"screeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! SMAWTY NU CAN FEEL WEGGIES! YOO GIB BACK WEGGIES!"
>the herd is paralyzed with fear
>mothers try to bury their foals in their fluff
>many scardey poopies are made
>smarty continues to bable incoherently about revenge
>Anon turns again to regard the herd
"All right, you festering piles of maggot spunk, LISTEN UP!
>one particularly dim toughie speaks up
"nu! yoo gib smawty fwend hurties! me gunna..."
>CRUNCH!
>a swift kick crushes his jaw completely
"As I was saying..."

>>730536708
>sky greets the new fluffy
hewwo fwuffie, mah namesie am skey, wut am youws?
>the green fluffy has no time for greetings
huwwy skey, dewe am a munsteh obba dewe
>he points towards the side yard he ran through, instead of where anon is
>sky tilts her head
das otay, daddeh wiww make duh munstas wun away, wan meet mah babbehs?
>the male isn't certain that sky's dad would help him
>he fears humans a common condition in feral fluffies
nuuu tiwme nee guu nao befowe munst get-
>the fluffy is interupted by the screaming of the alpha having his back broken
>sky gets scared and picks up watermelon in her mouth and runs for the patio
NUUUUU SKEY NUUU GUU DEWE FOWWOW FWUFFIE TEH SAFETWEY
>the green fluffy runs in pursuit

"You've entered the wrong yard. You've COMPLETELY destroyed my garden. Each and every one of you are going to get worstest hurties and forever sleepies."
>Anon has been walking to the shed as he adressed the herd, still holding the smarty by the neck
>he pulls out a small prescription bottle and removes the lid
>inside are several toothpicks
>which have been marinating in pure ghost pepper oil for months now
>first time he's tried this trick
>it will be interesting to get observational data on it
>he walks back toward the herd
>they haven't moved
>between Oreo's freakout and their "fearless leader" now in the hands of a man who's rage has broken, they physically cannot
"And, since I have your undivided attention...witness your future."
>removes a toothpick

>>730536740
>and jams it right into the softest part of the smarty's snout
"aaaaah! burney hurties! BURNEY HURTIES! HEWP SMAWTY! NUUUUUUUUUUUU!"
>tosses the smarty onto the lawn
>it flails and flops around, trying to remove the offending hunk of wood
>only succeeds in driving it in deeper
>Anon ignores the screams and continues to address the herd
>his eyes dance with sadism and hate
"You got one chance. Flee, if you can, and your lives are yours. If you return, though, you will get what your precious smarty is getting now and much, MUCH worse."
>he quickly reaches out and grabs two of the mares without babies by their tails
>the herd finally breaks, fleeing in different directions
>their screams of "nu huwt fwuffy!" echo across the neighborhood
>he lifts the mares off the ground, grinning evily as his imagination begins lining up a calender of events for the unlucky pair
>they scream about "bad upsies" and piss dribbles down their fluff in a steady stream
>it's going to be a fun night...
"YOO MUNSTAH DADDEH! YOO BAD, MUNSTAH DADDEH!"
>recordneedlescratch.wmv
>Anon turns toward the patio
>Sky and Watermelon have safely made it back
>Watermelon is now standing at the near edge
>her face is full of pain and horrible sadness
>she points an accusing hoof at Anon
"wawamewwon hatechu! munstah! yoo nu come neaw fwuffy!"
>she runs away, punching a hole in the screen as she flees for the safe room
>oh, shit
>Anon slumps, the two mares now dangling loosely at his side
>'what have I done?!'

>>730536775
>sandy takes point
>hunched down in a ready position, cheecks puffed out
nuuu guu neaw mummah owe hewd, munstah, owe gib bigges huwties
>the other foals are cowering near their mother
>sky is in tears, nearly hysterical with fear
w-w-w-why daddeh huwt fwuffies? f-f-fwuffies am fow wub an huggsies
>flashes of sky's previous owner beating her with a sorry stick flash in her mind
B-B-BABBEHS H-HUWWY WUN WAY BEFOWE DADDEH HUWT FWUFFIES
>the green fluffy
towld dummeh mawe hoomins am munstahs
>sky and her fluffies retreat to their safe room, not realizing it wouldn't help them if anon decided to hurt them
>the green fluffy stands his ground and puffs his cheeks
NUUU HEWT PWETTY MAWE, SKEY AM GWASSIES MAWE NAO AN GWASSIE STAWT NEU HEWD AN GIB MUNSTA HOOMIN BIGGES HUWTIES
>he stamps his hooves for affect

>now broken, he sets down the two fluffies he's been holding
>they, as well, flee in terror
>Anon looks over at the smarty
>he's trying desperately to scream but his vocal cords are destroyed
>Anon lets out a soft sigh
>pulls the knife out of his pocket
>finishes off the smarty with one smooth stab to the temple
>picks up the corpse after it stills
>walks toward the trash cans, scooping up the dead foal
>dumps them both in
>walks back to the patio
>normally would be pissed about the now larger hole in the screen
>completely numb at this point, but looks at the remaining feral: Grassy
"If Sky so chooses...you might just get your wish."
>goes inside and locks the sliding glass door
>doesn't head to the safe room in a vain attempt to explain himself
>in fact, he heads straight for the liquor cabinet
>his eyes scan the shelves for a moment
>pulls out a bottle of the strongest liquor he owns and a shot glass
>pours the shot
>slams the shot
>pours another
>slams the shot
>pours a third
>slams that one, too
>leans his head against the cabinet
"Fuck...me..."

>>730536822
>sky and her babies are hiding under the blankets they use to nest
>all her foals are shaking in fear hiding in her fluff escept sandy
>sandy is standing sentry at the edge of the blanket waiting to protect his herd
>bright wing
mumma, whey did daddeh huwt fwuffies? am daddeh gonna huwt mummah an bwuddhas an sissie?
>sandy
nuuu dummah daddeh am gonna get wowstes huwties
>sky
i nuu kno...babbehs, i nuu kno
>sky lays there thinking,
>she remembered her old mother
>and how she used to hit her when she first got sky
>she remembered nyu daddeh when he first brought her to her new home
>then she remembered how her new dad told her about bad fluffies
>fluffies who tried to hurt humans
>and take the humansd things
>fluffies who hurt other fluffies
...stay hewe babbehs, mummah neee teh guu buh wiww be back weaw soon otay
>all her babies pleaded for her to stay
nuuu wowwy babbehs sandie wiww pwotect babbehs tiww mummah comes back
>sky gets out from under the nest and goes to look for anon

>Sky finds Anon in the living room
>he's staring out the front window, a glass of bourbon on the rocks in his hand
>and a half empty bottle at his feet
>he doesn't hear her come in
>he is whispering to himself
"Goddamnit, man. Those fucking ferals ALWAYS ruin shit! You were going good. They actually LIKED you! What's more, you liked them! Then they showed up. Old habits die hard. Now, they all see the real you. They'll leave, one way or another. Just another thing YOU'VE ruined, son...
>he lets out a long sigh
>a soft sound of pure pain slips out at the end of the sigh

>>730536858
>sky sits there and watches anon
>"fewewal fwuffies....dose am bad fwuffies wite?" she thinks to herself
>"daddeh wikes fwuffie?"she thinks to her self
>she continues to sit there and watch anon
>when anon sighs she can hear his heartache
(fluffies are engineered to be empathic af)
>she can't help but feel bad for anon, but at the same time she's a little afraid of him
>anon continues to stare out the window
>sky finally musters up some courage
...d-daddeh?

>there is a moment where the only sound is the tinkling of the ice in the glass as Anon takes another drink
>'Sky...'
>she came out
>once again, he has seriously underestimated her
>she's come willingly to, in her mind, the executioner
>now what?
>his brain is quite fuzzy from the liquor
>remembers his own momma
>'Just be honest. It may not make you popular, but you'll have a clear heart.'
"Yes, Sky?"

>you see her shake a little
>she seems tense and ready to run at the drop of a hat
a-am daddeh a munsteh?
>she looks you right in the eye when she asks that
>and anon stares right back into her big blue eyes, still glassy and a little red from crying
...

>he turned slowly from the window to stare at her
>his eyes are full of sorrow
>this...was going to be painful
"I suppose I am, from a certain point of view."
>she's not going to understand
>not enough to make a difference
"I don't want to be, most of the time. But maybe one cannot escape what's really deep inside."
>another deep sigh
"The past casts one hell of a shadow. On both of us, I'd wager."

>>730536924
>sky is shocked
>how could her dad be a monster?
>he was nice to her and her babies
>he played with them
>fed them
>hugged them
i-i nuu unnerstan, why am daddeh munstah? daddeh nuu huwt fwuffie ow babbehs
>she pauses remembering sandy
esept sandies
>as she says that last statement she slowly looks into the distance
>and a worried look crosses over her face
>she looks back up at anon and just stares
>obviously confused about what to do
...wewe dose fwuffies nuu gud fwuffies? wike wut daddeh say befow?

"Yes. They ate my garden. It's like if one of them came and knocked over the blocks you stacked for a long time just to be mean. That's not the whole of it, though. I need to let you know something."
>he takes a deep breath
>gives her a steady look
"I hate fluffies. I hate them with a passion unrivaled. I hate everything about them."
>he reaches down and lifts her chin to stare into her eyes again
>moves slowly to avoid spooking her further
"Then there's you. Compared to the fluffies I've dealt with prior, you are something else entirely. Something fundamentally more. You were easy to love."
>he pauses, forcing the words out
"I hate fluffies. I love Sky and the babies."

>sky recoils a bit when you touch her but relaxs after a moment
>she looks into his eyes and sees his hurt
>she listens to his words adn fear rises when dad says he hates fluffies
>she on the brink of fleeing and saving her babies
>then anon says "I love Sky and the babies"
nuu wub fwuffies...buh wub fwuffie an babbehs?
>she starts to relax a little
n-nuuu huwt skey ow babbehs?
>she takes a moment to process this
>she still seems confused
b-buh why daddeh nuu wub udda fwuffies?

>>730533617
i cant read this shit

i'm going too go cook supper. then come back and work on my story more and if a fluffy thread is active with Comic Chan 2 in here then i'll post it.

>>730536960
>he thinks for a long moment
>how do you explain junior high, the inability to let go of the past, and a desire for vengeance unsated?
>knows he could make up a bullshit reason she'd buy
>she seems to be looking for him to calm her fears more than an actual answer
"If you spent some time among them, you might understand. I'd really rather not have you do that. They are cruel and bully. Smarties will...give special huggies to other fluffies whenever they want--even babies. If you get out of line in a herd, you get big hurties."
>he swallows again
"But, if you want to go, I won't stop you."

>she waits patiently as you mull things over
>she's taken aback when you mention giving special hugs to babies
>and recoils when you tell her that smarties hurt other fluffies when you don't do as you're told
>this seems to sink in as she draws paralels between feral fluffies and her old mummah
>she's still hungup on the babies though
buh babbehs awe fo huggies an wub, nah speshew hugs wike speshew fwends, why fwuffies do dat? i nuu fink fwuffies can huwt babbehs...wite?

"Do you know what selfish means? They do whatever they want and don't care about what anyone else wants. If they want 'good feels,' they'll do anything to get it. Sometimes, though, they hurt babies just to be mean to the momma."
>he takes another long drink
>sets down the now empty glass on an end table
"Maybe I should show you some videos. They'll be scary, though."
>he walks across the room and grabs his tablet
>pulls up a website that specializes in footage of feral herds
>>730536995
enjoy your dinner j

>>730537049
>sky just sits in silence
>her little fluffy mind in a confused whirl
>how could fluffies be bad?
>why would fluffies hurt babies?
>why are feral fluffies selfish?
>as anon goes to get his tablet, sky just sits there in a daze
>when anon returns he's already at the site and pulling up some videos
>sky snaps back to reality when she hears the sounds of fluffies coming from the tablet
fwuffies?

>he sets the screen where she can see, sitting on the floor
>the videos start to play
>enfie babies
>adult rape
>babies being crushed when a new smarty takes over a herd
>various other random acts of stupid violence
>herds swarming humans as they walk by, demanding food or 'be new daddy' on pain of owwies
>and as much more as she can stomach
>a dark whisper creeps up in his mind
>'You're still a monster. What kind of man does this to a poor, innocent creature?'

>sky is stunned
>she sits and watches the horrible things fluffies are capable of
>smarties raping mares
>raping babies
>killing babies
>and each other
>fluffies swarming humans
>mothers eating their own babies
>as she watches she starts to shake uncontrolably
>finally she can't watch anymore of the compilation video
>she turns and buries herself in anons arms
>she's sobbing loudly and squeeling in terror
>anon quickly pauses the video and hugs sky
UHHUHUUUHHUUUUU NUUU WAN BE BAD FWUFFIE, NUUU WIKE NUU WIKE UUUUHUUUUHUUUHUHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU NUU WAN HUWT BABBEHS NUU WAN NUM BABBEHS, PWEASE DADDEH NUU WAN BE BAD FWUFFIE UHHHUHHHHUUUUUUUUU NUU WAN BE SMAWTY
>she's nearly hysterical with pain and sadness
>but something solidifies in her mind
>feral fluffies are not like normal fluffies
>feral fluffies can't be trusted
>especially around her babies

>>730536229
I hope someone's saving this shit somehow
>final torture part
>read online you can dye eyeballs like tattoos
>get needle
>fill with ink
>go downstairs
>test it on one
>inject eyes with ink
>ask it if it can see
Y-Y-YUS
>success
>smash its fucking head in
>do this to Heat
>looks badass
>grab some orange paint
>orange details to Heat
>looks sick
>give all three some spaghetti
>lace spaghetti with jalapeno juice
>Heat still eats it
>other two also do, but cry in the process
>next day
>fluffies are asleep, put into bag
>carried to the Daycare
>gonna call it the Church now
>Church of the Fire Cult
>fluffies are awake
>see me
>start loosing their shit
NU HAVE MORE BABBEHS!
PWEAS NO GIVE OOFSIES!
>Open bag
>let the weaker fluffies out
>hold up scorch
>pronounce him my herald
>fluffy jesus
THIS FLUFFY HAS WITHSTOOD MY TRIALS MOST FEARSOMELY. WHAT WAS ONCE GRASS IS NOW HEAT!
>heat still asleep
>all the other fluffies are in awe
>heat's mother jumps around
LET HIM GUIDE YOU IN YOUR FUTURE WHEN I CANNOT
>let heat down
>he nibbles on the grass
>leave
Fluffy Jesus is here

>>730537097
"Shhh. Shhh. Daddy's here."
>a single tear rolls down his cheek
"Humans can be just as cruel to each other as this. Some of us, who've been through some shit in life, come out broken."
>he sits like that with her for as long as she'll stay
>wonders if that feral stallion ever left
>his teeth clench at the though of what havoc the fucker could be doing out there
>but he bites back the bile
>he can't fail Sky again
>second chances are rare
>third are even rarer
>hugs her tightly and rocks gently

>sandy hearing his mother cry springs into action
>stupid human
>better not hurt momma or i'll give him forever sleep
>he rounds the corner to the main room yelling
DUMMEH HOOMIN NUUU HUWT MUMMA OW GIB BEGGES...
>stops dead in his tracks
>sees his mother hugging and crying with anon
>sees anon cry
>stays there ready to act, cheeks puffed
>but waits...something's different
>sandy looks at anon and says in the deepest voice he can
why mummah cwying?
>his eyes narrow waiting for an answer
>his siblings aren't far behind
>they come quietly troting up the hall to watch what happens

"Babies..."
>he shifts some expectantly, just in case they want to come over and join
"It might be better if she tells you herself when she feels better. We've both got bad heart hurties right now."
>the babies are much more likely to believe Sky than him at this point
>and it's bad enough he showed her that footage
>no, no...
>he gently beckons the babies to come join momma for hugs

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>>730536630
>>"It otay mistuh, Mewin am nu mad..."
>>He sighs and lays down on his belly, casting his gaze at the floor
>>"Sowwie Mewin awmost wost coowl...."

>>Watermelon bounces about gleefully, loving the attention

>>730537148
>sky calms a bit when she sees her babies
babbehs, mummah nee huggies, hab bad heawt huwties
>all but sandy imediately flock to her to give her hugs
>sandy still stares at you wearily
>he still deosn't quite trust you, who knows if he ever will
sandie pwease come teh mummah
>after being asked directly sandy comes out of battle stance
>he goes to comfort his mother
did daddeh gib ou heawt huwties?
>sky
nuuu sandie...udda nuuu gud fwuffies gabe mummah heawt huwties...
>she squezes sandy to her and he seems te relinquish for now
>after a while of comforting each other sky becomes serious
babbeh, wissen nao, mummah nee teh teww ou somefin impowtan nao
>they all lock eyes on her waiting for her to speak
mummah nuu wan babbehs teh tawk teh udda fwuffies unwess mummah ow daddeh say is otay
>sandy
buh why mummah? fwuffies am gud
>sky smiles at sandy
nawt aw fwuffies am gud sandie
mummah an babbehs aw gud fwuffies buh dose udda fwuffies wanna hewt daddah an mummah an bwuddhas an sissies.
>she looks sad as she tells her babies this, it must be hard for her, but she has mummah duties
suu pwease nuu tawk teh udda fwuffies, wen ou see udda fwuffies wun away an fine mummah ow daddeh otay? babbehs pwomise?
>little sky is the first to pipe up
otay mummah!
>watermelon bright wing andtomato also agree
>sandy sits and looks back and forth between mummah and anon
ou sure daddeh nuu am munsta?
>sky
yes
>sandy
...otay mummah, sandie pwomise teh pwotect mummah, bwuddas an sissies fwom dummeh fwuffies!
>sandy puffs his cheeks and stamps to seal his promise
>>730537144
i will if you want

>>730537226
"Sandy, you're going to make some special friend very happy some day."
>his smile is warm and genuine
>he really wonders if he should have been so hard on Sandy over the litter box
>doesn't know what else he could have done to drive the point home, though
>even if the others still trust him...Sandy may sow discord
>or maybe not
>that uncertainty is what makes the future so difficult
"Maybe we could start over, buddy. You've seen me do some mean things, but that's not who I want to be. I want to be the bestest daddy I can be...for you and the whole family."
>offers a hand in truce

>sandy looks at your hand
>looks at sky
>sky just smiles at him
>sandy looks back at anon
...
>keeps on staring
...
>you swear he's trying to stare into your soul or something
.....otay...sandy pwtect daddeh awso...
>sandy puts his hoof in anons hand
>"protect me eh? you think to yourself
>maybe he can deal with the feral if he's still around

"Well, this is great and everything, but I think it's time for us to all eat. You guys agree?"
>the cheer is unanimous
>fluffies are almost always ready to eat again
>moseys out to the kitchen, the family in tow
>the curtains on the patio door are still open
>and Grassy is still outside
>he hasn't moved off the patio
>upside: that means there's no extra mess to clean up later
>downside: he flips the fuck out when Sky comes into the kitchen
>pounding desperately at the glass
>screaming...something, probably demands to hand Sky over to him and various weak threats
>the glass muffles him to almost nothing
>Anon ignores him
>digs out a frying pan to start some fajitas
>he always craves fajitas when drunk for some reason

>>730537299
>sandy sees grassy and immediately bolts to the door and starts banging on it too
GUU WAY DUMMEH FWUFFIE, MUMMAH SAY UDDA FWUFFIES AM DUMMEH AN POOPEH, NUU WAN DUMMEH POOPEH FWUFFY IN HEWD, DIS AM SANDIES HEWD, NUUU DUMMEHS AWOWD
>the tenacious little fucker doesn't realize grassy can't hear him
>grassy starts getting even more excited about starting his own herd
>sky goes over to sandy
pwease sandy nuu talk teh dis fwuffie, dis fwuffie am nuu gud, wite daddeh?
>sandy continues his tirade against grassy

>he's of two minds about this
>Sandy's exhibiting more signs of smartydom
>but wait...
>why does he automatically assume an alpha is always a smarty?
>no reason to be hasty in judging here
"I don't know. Why don't we find out?"
>goes over and cracks the door some
>not enough that either side can get to the other but enough to let them speak to each other
"yoo dummeh hooman! gwassy gib biggest owwies! gib gwassy his mawe! and gib lotsa sketties or gwassy gib fowevew sweepies!"
>Jesus, he's practically foaming at the mouth at this point
>moment of truth time
>let's see what happens

>>730537360
>sandies fur stands on end
>he goes into full battle mode
STUUPIE FWUFFIE, GUUU WAY NUU WAN DUMMEH POOPEH FWUFFIE IN HEWD, NUU AM GUD FWUFFIE, OU WANNA HUWT MUMMAH, GUUU WAY DUMMEH STUUPIE POOPEH FWUFFIE, OU NUU SMEWW PWETTY, OU SMEWW WIKE POOPEH, GUUU WAY OW SANDIE GIF BIGGES HUWTIES AN FOWEBA SWEEPIES
>this continues for a moment then grassy gains composure and starts yelling back
DUMMEH BABBEH, GWASSY NUU CAWE, GWASSY NUU WAN BE IN DUMMEH BABBEHS HEWD, GWASSY TAKES DEH PWETTY MAWE, AN GIB DUMMEH HOOMIN BIGGES HUWTIES, AN GIB POOPEH BABBEHS FOWEBA SWEEPIES
>sky hears this and decides to join in
DADDEH WITE, OU AM NUU GUD FWUFFIE, FWUFFIE WAN HUWT BABBEHS CAUSE FWUFFIE AM DUMMEH AN POOPEH, GUUU WAY NAO, NUU WAN MEANIE DUMMEH FWUFFIE, NUUU WIKE OU AT AWW
>the babies are cheering their brother and mother on and grassy starts to back off
>the yelling match lasts a few minutes longer while anon starts cooking
>finally grassy leaves the yard to go find his herd
>sandy turns to his muther
mummah ou see dat? sandie scawe deh dummeh fwuffi, eheeeheheheee dummeh fwuffie nuu gud nuf fo sandies hewd
>sky embraces sandy in a hug
sandy am gud babbeh, mummah wub, mummah wub aw babbehs an daddeh
>sandy
sandie am bestes, sandie pwotect mummah an sissies an bwudas an daddeh, sandy pwtect aw deh hewd
>after the fluffies celibrate sandies victory they go and play, or draw or nap while anon finishes up the fajitas
>anon calle the fluffies for lunch and they all enjoy a good lunch after an emotionally draining day
>anon can't help but wonder what may happen if another herd came in to his yard though, but he tries his best to put those thoughts away for now
>despite how things started today was a triumph and all is well

so that's it so far, end of chapter two

what i've noticed that there is no comic where......

two black men walking on the street.
>hey man you leavin

>yeah its my boo's birthday

>alright, later nigga
>turns around and sees a white mare and five foals
>mare says "wigga pwease gib mummah nummies fow miwkies"

>ah hell no you did not say what i think you said
>your ass is going to get a beat down.

>>730536010
dramatis personae
anon, former abuser/exterminator, technical aptitudes, social disorder of some kind
sky, f earth light blue and purple
sandy, m earth cream and caramel
tomatoe, m pegasus red and emerald
watermelon, f earth dark green and pink
bright wing, m pegasus saphire and ruby
little sky, f earth runt light blue and purple

this is what i have for the dramatis personae, anything i missed/you want to add

>>730537576
there is a short one where it's halloween and a fluffy dressed in kkk garb goes to a black dudes house

all he says is "well ain't you a cute little nigga" or something

>>730537942
He says "Well ain't you a cute lil' cracka"

>>730538039
close enough

>>730537144
>>730537226
please do
>look over camcorders
>all is going well
>heat is leading well
>even got them to improve the shrive
>this fucking fluffy
>months pass
>dozens of foals
>now nearing autumn
>getting colder
>too many fluffies in the church
>heat gets them to make bigger walls
>theyre made of shit bricks and sticks, but god damn
>still alot of fluffies
>new sacrifice imminent
>about 9 pregnant fluffies
>demand a new sacrifice
THREE MONTHS HAVE PASSED SINCE HEAT WAS BESTOWED UPON YOU. BUT THE TIME HAS COME FOR ANOTHER SACRIFICE
>mothers, old and new panic again
>sky still shittalks me
WE NO NEED YUU! WE HAV ME!
>im going to kill this fucking thing
SILENCE YOU PATHETIC WEAKLING! I DEMAND FROM ALL THE MOTHERS, THEIR FIRST THREE FOALS!
>mothers shit themselves of fear
>but now to make things fun
THE CHOSEN ONE, HEAT MAY SELECT THREE TO STAY WITH YOU. BUT ONLY THREE
>mothers all look at heat
>if heat's pupils were visible, they were shrinking
>mothers mob him with pleads of sparing their children
More very soon, coming up with this as I go

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>>730537608
"Technical Aptitudes" is actually "Masters in Mechanical Engineering"
"Former Abuser/Exterminator" would be more accurate as just "Fluffy Hater."
Drop or reword the "Social Disorder" bit. It just doesn't flow right.
Lil' Sky won't stay runty for long...figured she was just undersized at birth but grows up to only be slightly smaller than average.

Just throwing it out there.

>>730538128
ok, i got you bro

do you have a writers name you want thrown on your story?

would like to see a comic where fluffies are trying to behave for fluffy clause wont bring them biggest sketties.

>>730538266
ok, i was actually thinking of keeping little sky as a bit smaller but agile af, i think you alluded as much earlier in the story

>>730538340
I'd read it

>>730538523
I just don't want to have a "bullying the runt" scenario come up. That's boring.

>>730538128
>now October
>all moms have gave birth
>come to collect children in typical getup
>rainy as fuck
>see a fluffy
>not one from the Cult
>scorched ass
>black fur
>dont care
>arrive at church
>mothers all looking at me with dreary eyes
>ask which ones Heat spared
>heat waddles over
>three foals on his back
>one is pink with green mane
>one is blue with gray mane
>third is green with a shit-brown mane
>demand the rest
HEAT HAS CHOSEN HIS FOALS, AND NOW , I WILL TAKE MY FOALS
>bag filled with foals
>27 in total
>heavy as dick
>get home
>dont even bother with the tortue
>pick three
>do the same thing I did to Heat
>decor
>colored eyes
>burn the shit out of the other 24
>name the gray and purple one Ash
>yellow and green one Venom
>black and white one Oldie
>get back to church
>for fucks sake
>Sky is fucking shit up
>raping someone
>>730538340 "King C"

>>730538280
"King C"

>>730538739
true, though the only fluffy i could see doing that besides ferals would be sandy, but i think that's unlikely since i wrote in a scene with him helping little sky out

>>730538853
done, also forgot to ask what you want for a title

>>730538916
And I was grateful for it. I'm really hoping Sandy doesn't turn into a bad fluffy...all that will do is end the story and end it in tragedy (possible flufficide/suicide?)

>>730538789
>foals in bag asleep like before
>fluffy Sky was raping is over to the side, crying
>Heat and Sky are now fighting
>finally
>grab Sky
WHEN I FIRST FOUND YOU ALL, YOU WERE LEAD BY A SHITFACED SMARTY LIKE THIS ONE
>slaps
HEY! WET SKY DOWN OW GET BIG HUWTIES!
>drop the foal bag
>break out the lighter and WD40
HOW I DEALT WITH THAT SMARTY WAS LIKE THIS!
>walk over wall
>burn Sky
>he screams
>not as bad as the first fluffy though
>he's still alive
>one eye burnt
>hair mostly gone
>tell him to run
>he sprints away
>announce the foals
THESE FOALS OF ALL YOURS, WERE THE LUCKIEST OF ALL! THEIR NAMES SHALL BE CHANGED TO FIT THEIR NEW STATUS!
>continue with sermon
>hell is soon to come
>>730539088
"The Fire Cult"

>>730539197
i kinda wanted to give him smarty tendencies for two reasons

1 to add a bit of drama to the story
2 to help blur the line between regular fluffies like sky and smarties, trying to show a bit of the grey area that exists between the two extremes. that's why i make him alpha af, but also capable of being reasoned with

>>730539431
These guys need to be set upon the outside world once their indoctrination is complete...if they survive.

>>730539431
done, keep it up man this is pretty interesting

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>>730539640
I can definitely work with that. It'll make the writing a little easier and I've already written he's gone into full observation mode to fairly judge Sandy's behavior independent of previous experience.

>>730537192
>scratches Mewin's head
glad your not mad Merlin

>>730538789
>>730538789
i'm enjoying this fam

>>730540054
yeah im glad you did that, it shows how sky has effected anons views on smarties. combined with the relapse to solidify his long standing views on fluffies, it shows the beginning of what could be some interesting character development

>>730539431
>few months later
>now in January
>the Cult is doing well
>the four special ones are fine
>looking at camcorder
>spot in trees
>pair of glowing orbs
>eyes
>oh shit
>eyes disappear
>the fire must be safe
>turn on shrine
LISTEN CLOSE MY FLUFFIES!
>fluffies gather round
>mothers from October shaking
MONSTERS PROWL THESE WOODS AT NIGHT
>younger fluffies shit a little bit
>Oldie shivers
WHEN THE SUN SETS FROM NOW ON, SEEK REFUGE IN THE CHURCH.
>babbies cry
NU LIKE MUNSTAHS!
WAAAA!
>momentary havoc
>sit back
>soon all is calm again
>fluffies keep playing in snow
>nighttime
>fluffies pile into church
>various snores
>look into camcorders because bored
>more fucking eyes
>three this time
>what the fuck
>eyes stare for a while
>disappear
>gonna need to do some shit soon
>first week of february
>more fluffy fuckage
>Heat is fucking the fluffy Sky raped
>loads of new babies soon
>gonna need some more sacrifices
>night
>make spaghetti
>shitsgood.webm
>go back to camcorders
>literally dozens of eyes
>almost shit myself
End is Near

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>>730540375
Shy hasn't affected his views on smarties; it's more of a "don't break Sky's heart" motivation that's earned Sandy a (somewhat grudging) chance to prove himself.

She's had a deeper impact than you may realize yet. Some of it's cliched, but not all cliches are bad.

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>>730537144
I'd enjoy making "Heat" as a real life fluffy.

>>730540835
that's what i meant but yeah, i don't expect anon to ever tolerate smarties but i think sky may be integral to lesson the hate he has for other fluffies, idk though just some ideas

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>>730541107
See, the thing is, he sees the ferals and el cheapo pet store fluffies and Sky (and, when they meet, other housefluffs) as completely different species. Sky is NOT a fluffy, in his eyes.

No, what Sky does is reawaken his empathy and ability to actually care. He has Seen Some Shit and has been steadily cutting himself off from the outside world except for work. I think we had a discussion at one point about fluffies as therapy pets...

>>730540664
>don Fire God robes
>grab Axe, Pepper Spray, WD40+Lighter, and a squirt gun full of jalapeno juice
>taste the heat
>rush to church
>hear fluffy screeches
>shit
>no wolf snarls
>no coyote howls
>just fucking fluffies
>get closer to church
>fucktons of fluffies at church
>all of them screaming
KIWW DE FIYA
DIS OWW WAND NOW, FIWE FWUFFIES!
>walk over to church to a mob of some 60 fluffies at the doors
WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS?
>black and blue fluffy look at me
>they have scorched asses
>my fucking face when its the toughies that were with the first smarty
>my fucking face when its all coming back to haunt me
>familiar voice yells
WEW KIWWING THE FIYAW
>Sky looks at me
>naked as fuck with an eyepatch made of leaves
>whip out WD40 and Lighter
MY MERCY MAY EXTEND TO SOME, BUT ALL YOU WILL RECIEVE IS DEATH
>the Cultists rush out
>Fluffy Civil War
>whip out axe
>lace with Pepper Spray
>start hacking away
>this is fucking war
>see Heat
>fighting Sky
>thefinalshowdown.jpg
>Heat shoves Sky over
>bites, Sky screams
>Heat reaches Sky's neck
>the fucker rips out his throat
>this fluffy has made me so goddamn proud
>fight continues
>the Cultists win
>only five remain, though
>Heat, Heat's Wife, and three foals
>probably his
>kneel down
>go from Malacath to Dibella
Your duty here is done, my friend. Please, come with me
>walk home with Heat's family
That church is there to this day

>>730541836
ok i see what you're doing, i think that makes for a more interesting anon

we may have talked about it, not sure though but it certainly works with your anon

>>730541073
>Rubs Watermelons belly

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>>730542189
Hey, they say "write what you know..."

So that's what I'll do.

>>730542562
most writers do

>>730542153
>11 years later
>take Heat with me to church
>still there
>fluffy skeletons everywhere
>have to carry him
>arthritis.gif
>let him see it one last time
>he cries
>I shed a single tear
>never forgot The Fire Cult
And that, ladies and gents, is the end of The Fire Cult

>>730542906
pretty sure they only live for 5 years, good stuff otherwise

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I came here for a Fluffy thread, not Fluff stories the length of Dune.

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>>730543201
This has to be the weirdest story I've saved so far...

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>>730543333
Kweh.

>>730543333
nice quads

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>>730540069
>>Merlin visibly relaxes and coos

>>730542479
>>"Wamewen wub!! *cheep*
>>She wiggles around on her back

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>>730544326

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>>730544370

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>>730544409

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Can we have more like this, or smarty abuse.

>>730543333
Not sure what I was expecting
This is amazing

>>730543982
>puts down a plate of Sketti for Merlin and Watermelon too share

>>730535150
That's not how abort a fetus.

>>730544444

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One more story and I'm gonna get some sleep.

>>730544449
What a shitty ending. The artist couldn't have been asked to color the last few panels and could not even be asked to show the mother's death or the blue brother's suicide. I guess that's FluffyBooru. Attractive intro, Exciting middle, and then a Weak-ass ending. It's like being jerked off and then, right as you are about to climax, she jams a rod in your pee-hole and leaves you hard and unsatisfied.

>>730546246
good night anon

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>>730544526

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>>730547037

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>>730547069

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>>730547069
>that stream of shit

>>730531482
Need cont

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>>730547105
I swear i have had a shit that almost sent me flying off the toilet.

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>>730548187

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>>730548243