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REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW
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Is that so?
I'll bite
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>>730517419
why you creating these threads?
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>>730517419
Mmmmm im stroking my dick thinking about how nice it would be to have you straddling me. Your sexy ass grinding on me rubbing my dick through the boxers making sure I can feel everything you are doing to me. Topless and in just a pair of panties you continue grinding making my cock good and hard then you pull my cock out stroking me your seductive eyes watching the ways I react when you play witg and tease my cock. Your tongue licking your lips as you lean forward pressing my cock against you smooth tummy kissing my lips before you slide down my chest till my pulsing dick is between your tits. Mmm you squeeze those tits together with a finger and thumb on your nipples then you lower some more watching the tip peak out for your tongue to twirl around. God it feels so good baby. After a good bit of titty fucking you lower even more taking even more of me in your mouth. Your tongue massages the base before I grab your hair and push you onto my cock till you start to gag. Then pull you back up letting you get a breath. Mmm the lust in your eyes grow more savage as I continue to throat fuck you. Pushing a bit more in each stroke. Then finally I pull you up getting you to straddle me again this time guiding my cock to your pussy. Mmm we both let out a moan as you grind with my dick deep inside then up and down as you lean back your hands braced on my legs as you slide that tight wet pussy up and down god it looks so sexy watching my dick stretch your pussy as you take more and more. My thumb rolls your clit back making quick little circe that send your pussy to an intense orgasmic spasm. Mmm you begging moving up and down faster throwing yourself down taking all of me. Mmm my dick is throbbing for you now baby. :]
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Pls give gf
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>>730517419
nah.
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>>730517419
Ok
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>>730517419
Sounds good
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>>730517419
Mmmmm im stroking my dick thinking about how nice it would be to have you straddling me. Your sexy ass grinding on me rubbing my dick through the boxers making sure I can feel everything you are doing to me. Topless and in just a pair of panties you continue grinding making my cock good and hard then you pull my cock out stroking me your seductive eyes watching the ways I react when you play witg and tease my cock. Your tongue licking your lips as you lean forward pressing my cock against you smooth tummy kissing my lips before you slide down my chest till my pulsing dick is between your tits. Mmm you squeeze those tits together with a finger and thumb on your nipples then you lower some more watching the tip peak out for your tongue to twirl around. God it feels so good baby. After a good bit of titty fucking you lower even more taking even more of me in your mouth. Your tongue massages the base before I grab your hair and push you onto my cock till you start to gag. Then pull you back up letting you get a breath. Mmm the lust in your eyes grow more savage as I continue to throat fuck you. Pushing a bit more in each stroke. Then finally I pull you up getting you to straddle me again this time guiding my cock to your pussy. Mmm we both let out a moan as you grind with my dick deep inside then up and down as you lean back your hands braced on my legs as you slide that tight wet pussy up and down god it looks so sexy watching my dick stretch your pussy as you take more and more. My thumb rolls your clit back making quick little circe that send your pussy to an intense orgasmic spasm. Mmm you begging moving up and down faster throwing yourself down taking all of me. Mmm my dick is throbbing for you now baby. :]
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>>730517419
I was here yesterday you fuck and you LIED. You fucking read me? LIED. My life is just as shitty as it was yesterday. I did not receive my girlfriend as you promised me, I want a full fucking refund.
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>>730517419
i am going out with this girl tomorrow too
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>>730517419
I hope this works OP
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>>730517419
Thank you
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>>730517419
worth a shot
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>>730517419
well she doesnt seem interested so its worth a shot
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>>730517419
only if I get dubs. rolling.
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post a reply because ya know who knows it doesnt hurt
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>>730517419
Please?
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PLEASE
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>>730518964
whelp fuck me then.
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I already have one but would love to have another one.
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if doesn't work i will An Hero on stream, but only under this condition:


jk your mom will die in her sleep if you dont reply
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>>730517419
Once i've won in thread of this sort. And nothing happened.
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>>730517419
I doubt it.
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>>730519033
oh well uhh the reply to my reply got dubs? does this mean I get half a girlfriend? or maybe a very small girlfriend?
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>>730517419
What am i doing with my life ?
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still waiting
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Worth a shot mate
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>>730517419
fuck life
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We can share of course
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nothing else has worked
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doesnt hurt to try
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K
>>
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>>730517419
I believe in you OP
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nig
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I'll prove this wrong and kill myself tonight
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>>730517419
replaey
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Okay
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Can i pick who?
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>>730517419
Mmmmm im stroking my dick thinking about how nice it would be to have you straddling me. Your sexy ass grinding on me rubbing my dick through the boxers making sure I can feel everything you are doing to me. Topless and in just a pair of panties you continue grinding making my cock good and hard then you pull my cock out stroking me your seductive eyes watching the ways I react when you play witg and tease my cock. Your tongue licking your lips as you lean forward pressing my cock against you smooth tummy kissing my lips before you slide down my chest till my pulsing dick is between your tits. Mmm you squeeze those tits together with a finger and thumb on your nipples then you lower some more watching the tip peak out for your tongue to twirl around. God it feels so good baby. After a good bit of titty fucking you lower even more taking even more of me in your mouth. Your tongue massages the base before I grab your hair and push you onto my cock till you start to gag. Then pull you back up letting you get a breath. Mmm the lust in your eyes grow more savage as I continue to throat fuck you. Pushing a bit more in each stroke. Then finally I pull you up getting you to straddle me again this time guiding my cock to your pussy. Mmm we both let out a moan as you grind with my dick deep inside then up and down as you lean back your hands braced on my legs as you slide that tight wet pussy up and down god it looks so sexy watching my dick stretch your pussy as you take more and more. My thumb rolls your clit back making quick little circe that send your pussy to an intense orgasmic spasm. Mmm you begging moving up and down faster throwing yourself down taking all of me. Mmm my dick is throbbing for you now baby. :]
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>>730517419
I just want someone to love and be loved
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This is a lie, but may as well give it a shot,
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fuck it
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>>730517419
kys
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>>730517419
It didn't work last time :(
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wot
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I wonder if OP means midnight or the morning?
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>>730517419
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>>730517419
these threads don't work
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Don't lie to me OP
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got a waifu pillow 10/10 would comment again
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K thanks
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>>730517419
rrr
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>>730517419
Its worth a shot
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I trust you OP, don't hurt me
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>>730520052
Die
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Please
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what if i dont reply to this thread xd
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>>730517419
lets see it
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Might as well.
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nice meme
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Why wouldnt you want to be single?
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>>730517419
doubt
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>>730517419
K
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if dubs kill myself haha
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nothing to lose
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>>730517419
Sure fam
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Let's try. Pic for u desperate fags
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>>730517419
gg
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>>730517419
pls gib :3D
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check this
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why im still alive
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If you say so
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OK MAN LETS GO!
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We all want girlfriends.
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>>730517419

meh
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>>730517419
I've been replying everyday WHERE IS MY FUCKING GIRLFRIEND OP
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>>730519121
u gonna get bf
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>>730517419
yess
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>>730520844
Ok if this crackhead nigger can has sex why not me? :(
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No I wont.
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>>730517419
Plz
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>>730517419
traps aren't gay
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hmu
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someday...
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>>730520052
Got Got
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hoping and dreaming
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Better then nothing
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guess ive nothing to lose
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>>730517419
Traps ARE gay
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>>730517419
wew
kmw here i cum
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>>730517419
Roll
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>>730519718
i hate you
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ok :)
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Already have one, but now I'll have two.

This could be interesting
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i hope its true
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Finally!
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yuh
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You know what, sure.
Maybe some 4chan genie magic will save me from loneliness.
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nigggggger
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>>730517419

YIS!
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wow i sure do hope so
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>>730517419
Yes.
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>>730517419
Sure, and I'll also be able to fly. Funny joke kid.
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>>730517419
Prove it
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>>730517419
Jesus the last thing I need in my life is another woman. A wife and one girlfriend is enough for me.
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>>730517419
yes
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>>730517419
give me
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Worth a try..
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>>730517419
wat
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>>730517419
i fuckin wish
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I've already done one of these today. A second roll never killed anybody.
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>>730517419
Might as well try
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>>730517419
Fuck yeah
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would love a qt gf pls
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nope
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aiight
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>>730517419
give qt gf pls
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>>730517419
L
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Well the fags are fucked
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Alrighty then
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f
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nah
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>>730517419
Highly unlikely, but what the hell
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>>730517419
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>>730520052

whites > niggers
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PLease i need a GF
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Gimme
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need gf
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xd
>>730517419
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>>730517419
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What time?
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>>730517419
jesus idk why im doing this
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rolypolyolly
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>>730517419
wrong
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>>730517419
desperate
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Rolling for grill. pls deliver
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>>730517419
Roll
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.tv/infraready
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>>730517419
Oh, really?
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>>730517419
plzplzplzpzlplz
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>>730517419
My wife is going to be pissed.
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>>730517419
That poor girl. She needs a man to take care of her, and do penis stuff in her butthole.
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>>730517419
seems legit
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I'll try anything at this point
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It should work this time
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>>730518051
You know, I want to believe. I replied to this yesterday and today I made a girl I have a crush on laugh on a motherfucking deez nuts joke. She said I'm the only person who can make her laugh, which I hope becomes something more than this. I know this is cucky as shit but I dont care.
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>>730517419
Does anyone have the video of the baby being thrown off the building on Facebook live?
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Sure
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>>730517419
no
>>
not gonna work but hey worth a try maybe I can get a bf/gf
>>
>>730517419
bepis
>>
>>730517419
What if I'm already married?
>>
r0ll
>>
>>730517419
oh fuck yeah cant wait!
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>>730517419
Roll beat
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Lmao
>>
>>730517419
Wijl sje havw a pp, anon?
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im trusting in you OP
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>>730517419
ok
>>
>>730517419
why tho
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>>730517419
Here is hoping /b/ I shall drink for all of us to have luck!
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>>730517419
What a poor girl
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>>730517419
I've replied to several of these threads, and I'm still a wizard.OP is full of shit.
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>>730517419

So Yeah, I'll bite
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Trips say she'll be the one I'm thinking of
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God please, this is my only hope
>>
I'll try
>>
Rly?
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Just
ehh
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>>730517419
k
>>
Rather doubt it but whatever
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>>730517419
I WANT TO BELIEVE
>>
what are the odds?
>>
Might as well
>>
lmao
>>
did this yesturday and again today
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>>730517419
nigga that's impossible
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>>730517419
Brrraaapppp
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>>730517419
a
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>>730517419
great!, thanks!
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>>730517419
Fuck it
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rcjpags7JT8
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Sure
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>>730517419

I have a better chance of hitting the jackpot on a scratch off tomorrow.
>>
>>730517419
I just want her to message back
>>
K
>>
>>730517419
Mmmmm im stroking my dick thinking about how nice it would be to have you straddling me. Your sexy ass grinding on me rubbing my dick through the boxers making sure I can feel everything you are doing to me. Topless and in just a pair of panties you continue grinding making my cock good and hard then you pull my cock out stroking me your seductive eyes watching the ways I react when you play witg and tease my cock. Your tongue licking your lips as you lean forward pressing my cock against you smooth tummy kissing my lips before you slide down my chest till my pulsing dick is between your tits. Mmm you squeeze those tits together with a finger and thumb on your nipples then you lower some more watching the tip peak out for your tongue to twirl around. God it feels so good baby. After a good bit of titty fucking you lower even more taking even more of me in your mouth. Your tongue massages the base before I grab your hair and push you onto my cock till you start to gag. Then pull you back up letting you get a breath. Mmm the lust in your eyes grow more savage as I continue to throat fuck you. Pushing a bit more in each stroke. Then finally I pull you up getting you to straddle me again this time guiding my cock to your pussy. Mmm we both let out a moan as you grind with my dick deep inside then up and down as you lean back your hands braced on my legs as you slide that tight wet pussy up and down god it looks so sexy watching my dick stretch your pussy as you take more and more. My thumb rolls your clit back making quick little circe that send your pussy to an intense orgasmic spasm. Mmm you begging moving up and down faster throwing yourself down taking all of me. Mmm my dick is throbbing for you now baby .
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pls save me from being 5ever alone
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>>730517419

Whats it like being a fucking liar OP?
>>
pls
>>
hey
>>
please i want her back so bad
>>
Liar
>>
desperation is the downfall of many men,
>>
Vaginal discharge
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>>730517419
I want a girlfriend!
>>
>>730517419
Wouldn't hurt
>>
As long as she isn't shit
>>
>>730517419
8
>>
>>730517419
I hope so
>>
>>730517419
worth a shot
>>
>>730517419
I wish
>>
>>730517419
OK
>>
>>730517419
please
>>
>>730517419
>>730517419
Y B claimed
>>
>>730517419
challenge accepted
>>
Its worth a try
>>
>>730517419
fuck it
>>
please
>>
Bullshit
>>
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>>730517419
Yes
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o.o
>>
K
>>
>>730517419
Please
>>
>>730517419

me no want. me have hand.
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>>730517419
pffth, forever alone..
>>
Here we go
Finally
>>
>>730517419
Reeeee
>>
please be loyal
>>
I mean I'm going to ask the girl I like out, so anything helps
>>
ok
>>
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Roll
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>>730517419
I STILL LOVE YOU
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>>730517419
pls
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>>730517419
no
>>
>>730517419
fug you
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>>730517419
I'm coming back for you OP if I don't get one...
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>>730517419
niggers
>>
>>730517419
oshit
>>
>>730517419
is there a thread i can reply to where ill be happy by tommorow, also roll for the gf
>>
>>730517419
Wizzle wuzzle woof
>>
Let's see if op delivers
>>
>>730517419
Please give me gf Op
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>>730517419
i swear to god op
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Generic response
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Done
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>>730517419
>>
>>730517419
Thanks mr. skeltal
>>
>>730517419

This is /b/.

Your promises of happiness have no power here.
>>
>>730517419
Don't lie to me you nigger
>>
hm worth the shot
>>
>>730520052
faggot
>>
>>730517419
I would like a petite girl with cute short/mid length brown hair who smells like peaches and gets jealous easily (yandere). Thank you OP.
>>
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>>730517419
But I already have a girlfriend OP
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>>730517419
bue
>>
Mk
>>
heres your reply
>>
Nah
>>
Please bless me lord Kek
>>
>>730517419
But I want a bf
>>
>>730517419
i fell
>>
ok
>>
Yeah
>>
Plz
>>
>>730520502
>>730521751
>>730522545
>>730526056
cucked nigger lover spotted
>>
>>730517419
Plz dear God
>>
>>730517419
Pls stay with me
>>
>>730517419
Last roll.
>>
>>730517419
cant hurt to try
>>
>>730517419
If you or a loved one has been diagnosed with Mesothelioma you may to be entitled to financial compensation
>>
BITCH Y U LYINN
>>
i want two, please.
>>
plox
>>
I want a girl friend
>>
>>730517419
rooooooooooooooooooooooooooolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllling. please god save me from lonely existence
>>
>>730517419
Sure/
>>
>>730517419
pretty sure that's how that works
>>
>>730517419
I believe in you OP.
Dont let me down.
>>
>>730517419
>>
only counts if it's dubs or >
>>
>>730517419
I need my ex back pls
>>
>>730517419
Il give a shot
>>
Please deliver OP
>>
>>730517419
Sure
>>
Hi
>>
>>730517419
At least this is better than the other thread you made
>>
>>730517419
LETS GO!!!
>>
>>730517419
I'd rather just have a fucktoy.
>>
yay
>>
>>730520052
>
tytuyi
>>
>>730527052
Or is that what a girlfriend is?
>>
sure thing I'll
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Why not lmao.
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will this really happen?
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Ok
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>>730517419
I want to belief
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>mfw it's actually possible
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>>730517419
might as well
>>
Kill yourself
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>>730517419

I hope so
>>
>>730517419
K
>>
>>730517419
Yes, please
>>
ok
>>
Pl0x
>>
k
>>
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I think that would be very edgy
>>
>>730517419
thankyou
>>
Pls
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>>730517419
Highly Unlikely
>>
>>730517419
What if I want to be girl
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