My autoblow2+ just showed up in the mail. ama

>>730516264
Mmmmm im stroking my dick thinking about how nice it would be to have you straddling me. Your sexy ass grinding on me rubbing my dick through the boxers making sure I can feel everything you are doing to me. Topless and in just a pair of panties you continue grinding making my cock good and hard then you pull my cock out stroking me your seductive eyes watching the ways I react when you play witg and tease my cock. Your tongue licking your lips as you lean forward pressing my cock against you smooth tummy kissing my lips before you slide down my chest till my pulsing dick is between your tits. Mmm you squeeze those tits together with a finger and thumb on your nipples then you lower some more watching the tip peak out for your tongue to twirl around. God it feels so good baby. After a good bit of titty fucking you lower even more taking even more of me in your mouth. Your tongue massages the base before I grab your hair and push you onto my cock till you start to gag. Then pull you back up letting you get a breath. Mmm the lust in your eyes grow more savage as I continue to throat fuck you. Pushing a bit more in each stroke. Then finally I pull you up getting you to straddle me again this time guiding my cock to your pussy. Mmm we both let out a moan as you grind with my dick deep inside then up and down as you lean back your hands braced on my legs as you slide that tight wet pussy up and down god it looks so sexy watching my dick stretch your pussy as you take more and more. My thumb rolls your clit back making quick little circe that send your pussy to an intense orgasmic spasm. Mmm you begging moving up and down faster throwing yourself down taking all of me. Mmm my dick is throbbing for you now baby. :]

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It's as loud as people say it is and it's huge

>>730516428
That wasn't a question

compared to a fleshlight? realistic?

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>>730516264
what's it like being poor and not being able to afford the Venus for Men
>pic related

>>730516926

Whats it like having money and having to buy a machine to fuck instead of a woman?

>>730516894

I literally just took it out of the box, am going to try it in a few, but so far I've only stuck my finger in it. I had a fleshlight years ago and wasn't really impressed. Feels similar. I didn't like having to constantly adjust what I was doing with the fleshlight... screw the cap in a bit, unscrew it a bit, etc etc etc.


>>730516926
It's hard to justify that amount of money without some really strong provable results. A couple hundred on this fleshlight like thing isnt' a big deal if it isn't any good.

>>730517228
>Whats it like having money and having to buy a machine to fuck instead of a woman?
Joke's on you, I don't have any money and my boyfriend bought it for me.

>>730516894
To go a little deeper on your fleshlight question I guess it was fun I just never really used it that often because I was a dumbass and used some "combo" lube that wasn't just water based and it fucked up the material of the sleeve. It got all sticky and unfun.

I always felt like the fleshlight was a ton of work and I'd end up jerking it manually at some point anyways. I'm hoping this solves the "lots of work" issue.

>>730517228
My wife is going through chemo for cancer and is unable to satisfy my sexual needs for at least the next year. I'm still a man and wanted to find something to bridge the gap.

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They don't give you a choice of style for the sleeve so mine came with a mouth. I don't know if I would have picked that. It does "feel" like lips when I touch it but I don't think it will make a difference to my dick.

My fleshlight was a vag and it didn't really do anything for me either. Would almost prefer one of the ones that doesn't look like a body part.

Anyways, going to fire up some porn and see if I can give this thing a whirl while I'm chatting here.

>>730517890
Woah man...Um.../thread

>>730518327
I figured people would jump to the most reasonable conclusion that I'm a kissless wizard. Turns out I was in a dead bedroom to begin with and now with chemo she CAN'T do anything. I mean, if she felt up to it she could throw down an elbowski but who the fuck is going to go, "Hey, I see you're having a great day today, mind jerking me off?"

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Large fast food drink cup for scale

oh, and I ordered the smallest size sleeve even though my measurements said B or C I went with A to maximize contact. I figured a little too tight would be way better than too loose.

My only other concern is if this was designed with intact men in mind. I guess we'll find out.

>>730518699
do you live in a basement?

>>730519343
good eye. Set up my office down here because it's well insulated and gives me privacy from my family.

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okay, I'm lubing up and giving it a whirl... here we go

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Okay, it feels pretty great so far... installed the handle because it is a huge device to hold and somewhat distracting

>>730520631
Sex mug

can u do it in such a way it tears ur penis off?

>>730519585
how old are you
why is your family living in the same building as you

>>730516264
Why would you put your penis in with anything that has a wire connected to it

>>730521683
oldfag. My wife and kids.


>>730521708
curiosity. Hoping to take part in a part of the evolution to sex robots.

>>730521844
why don't you have sex with your wife

>>730522025
he said shes doing chemo

>>730522025
chemo

>>730516264
You are going to be so disappointed you wasted your money on that

>>730518171
looks happy :)

>>730522137
feels pretty good. keep getting distracted, but its working well so far

Like a fleshlight, I imagine that it's a great idea until you realise you have to clean it.

Did your wife witness too many ylyl threads? Got potassium?

>>730522448
FUCK OFF LORI

feels great but it's not quite finishing yet. Going to relube up and give it another try

So yeah of course this is going to feel good. But does it feel like a real bj or does it feel like a machine that plays with your cock?

>>730523992
Honestly, it's pretty damn similar but without diversity. Like it doesn't do anything but up and down. I never really was looking for a blowjob replacement. Just something that would make me cum buckets and feel awesome regardless of how close it is to the real thing.

based on feeling alone, without consideration to the amount of effort required, do you prefer a fleshlight or the autoblow

>>730522095
>>730522106
and?

OP is making big cums

>>730524852
far superior to a fleshlight for what I was looking for. Fleshlights are heavy and you're basically just whacking off with a sleeve inside a tube. The tube can be loosened or tightened to change the sensation, but it's not as simple as just sitting back and letting it do the work.

I just finished for the first time with this thing. Let me get a drink and I'll give the full debriefing.

>>730524902
It means her bodily fluids are poisonous. Like I can't even kiss her deeply or I could get sick from the chemo as well. It's srs bsns.

Okay, so I was nervous because of the sound levels of this thing. It sounds like a giant electric motor pumping... because it is. My wife is upstairs working on her laptop and I didn't even mention I ordered this so I was curious if she'd notice/say something. It's not like she'd care, but there is still a bit of shame involved with male sex toys. Especially a giant mug you put your dick in so it can blow you.

I was also nervous I just wasted 200 bucks and that this would be another shameful black bag in the garbage. I've owned a fleshlight and I've used a hitachi magic wand that I bought for my wife on myself and I'll give you my impression of this vs that instead of just how this worked.

Fleshlight was fun, cleanup was difficult... more difficult than the autoblow... because it's whole gimmick is the friction between your cock and the sidewalls which are far more robust than the sleeve that comes with the autoblow. I just ran it under some warm water with some dish soap and it's good as new. The fleshlight always seemed to me like it was designed to stuff between pillows and fuck more than to swing it around on your dick. I'm in decent shape and strong, but it's still a good amount of work to jerk off with a fleshlight. Also, the rear cap would move after you found just the right amount of suction and I'd end up fiddling with it more than I'd like to.

When I tried the Hitatchi Magic Wand on my dick the first time it was absolutely perfect. Came almost immediately and went right back in for more. This was very similar...

TBC

>>730522106
go upstairs and get that chernobyl pussy my nigga

>>730526327
part 2

The magic wand was so good that I used it 2 or 3 times in a row the first time I found myself alone in the house with a hardon and some curiosity. But, after the first day it just wasn't the same. I found that the vibrations would literally flatten out my hardon. It still felt good, but I couldn't shake the feeling that this was doing damage to my dick. I probably used the magic wand 5 or 6 times total, but the other downside of the wand is that once you start with the wand you CANNOT go back to beating off manually. My dick would be numb to jerking off. So if it didn't work you'd blue ball yourself!

The actual experience with the autoblow next

>>730525687
oh man i didnt know chemo was that rough
:(

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>>730526653
WOLOLO

So, to get to the autoblow2+... I had difficulty reaching climax at first because I was nervous. I don't like fucking on a squeeky bed let alone having an electric jackhammer running with my dick inside. I just put on a "focus" playlist on spotify and turned it up until I couldn't hear this monstrosity and put on some porn.

My first thoughts were "holy shit this is just like a determined blowjob!" My next thoughts were back to the sound it puts out and I kept going back and forth between "wow this is awesome" to "holy fuck this is loud." I tried to just click around on some tube sites to some vanilla porn but it just wasn't working. With all the up and down sensation I was having trouble even telling if I was hard inside this thing. It's not like the fleshlight where you are thrusting in and out and you know if you're diamonds or pushing rope.

Regardless, it felt really good, but I wasn't making progress like I had hoped. When I finally got on the road to a messy cleanup... it was perfect. I just needed to get into some porn that got me good and hard and focus on what I was watching more than the exact position and speed of the autoblow. Once I found a porn I really got into the sensation went from "man this is just like a determined chick blowing me" to "HOLY FUCK I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS WORKS!"

That isn't to say that you're going to take your dick out of your chick's mouth and put it in here and not know the difference. I'll give you an example...

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>>730527165
I didn't either. She caught it mad early and every piece of news we've received has been positive after the initial "lol cancer" diagnosis. Still has to go through 9 months of chemo and 10 years of hormone treatment. She's young, so they've been upping her dose to really high levels and spacing them out instead of a little at a time. So she's extra chernobyl.

>>730527321
Anyways... I hooked up with a tennis player in college who wouldn't fuck or blow me but swore I'd get the best handjob of my life. I was like "okay, you're on." She used her tennis training to give me a fast and steady handjob from start to finish never wavering in speed or intensity. It was actually pretty fucking awesome. My wife gets bored, tired, etc while jerking me off so she's always changing positions or hands and it's distracting. The autoblow was like that handjob. The pressure wasn't perfect, but it felt like a high effort hand/blowjob. Just like the tennis player only artificial.

I'm brutal on my dick when I'm beating off and end up with very dry foreskin that I need to lotion up at least once a day to avoid having a dick that looks like it's been dragged through a dessert. The autoblow was nice and gentle. My foreskin shows no signs of being beat up at all. That's a big positive to intact men.

It felt the best to me at low speeds. Probably because it was the closest to an actual blowjob of all the settings. Once I turned it up it starts to distract by it's obvious machine quality. I came at probably 45 to 55% speed.

to be continued.

>>730528008
When it comes to the actual orgasm... this is where this device shines over just pulling one off. When you jerk yourself off you know exactly how much pressure/speed/effort is needed at all times and can basically cum on demand once your'e close enough. The autoblow is most authentic when you're finishing. It just keeps doing what it's doing as you inch closer to the goal and right through it. The rollers on the inside are gentle enough that it doesn't feel like a chick gorilla handing your cock after you cum. I let the machine do its thing for at least a minute after and wasn't sure I actually had to stop. I probably could have just stayed inside and kept going, but I figured I'd write up a bit about my experience before I get going again.

What I learned about this first attempt is that it's more in my head than I thought. The sensation was outstanding, but I wasn't sure I was even hard because I was looking at this thread, hearing the machine, thinking about what I was actually doing, etc.

What I would do differently, and it's actually the same strategy that I use when having sex, is that I'd spend a lot more time getting myself ready and introduce the machine once I'm locked in and focused on the goal of getting off. Sitting here scrolling through a "pics you shouldn't share" thread and pinching my helmet for a few minutes wasn't enough "foreplay" to really make this amazing. Being rock hard, focused on getting off, and on the trail of good porn prior to inserting into the machine would go a long way to making this way more fun.

I'd also wait until either my wife was asleep or my family out of the house to whip this thing out. That way I can just go to town without worrying about who can hear. I guess telling her about it would work too, but I'll see how I feel about that. It's not like it's screaming "IMMA BLOWJOB ROBOT" but it's still loud. Feeling relaxed and comfortable would be a huge improvement.

>>730528811

Looking back on this thread it took about an hour and a half to get off. I re-lubed about halfway through and that really improved the sensation.

When you consider the price of a massage at about $100 (in my area) it's a steal to have a device that simulates at least some part of sex. The orgasm was great enough to make it worth it if I can get off a couple more times with the thing. The buildup could have been better, but like I said above it was my first time and I really wasn't feeling the whole situation at first. It was basically a desperation play to have some fun for a couple hundred bucks.

I just hope it doesn't go the same way the magic wand did where it was mind blowingly good the first time and dropped off considerably every time I used it.

Once I feel rested and recharged I'm going to see if I can improve on the 1.5 hour mark. If I could get the average down to .5 hours or less it would be a giant win for my dick.

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The sleeve shows marks where the rollers were rolling but nothing super significant.