Came home to this fucker. Mouse is very much alive and trying

Rat chef, a la filthy Frank

Most humane way, stamp on its head, directly at the base of the skull.

I'm a Gamekeeper.

let him go bro

I kinda want to kill it. But I dont want to kick it to death. I am not going to roll it up and eat it.

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He is making a run for it. Seriously. What should I do?

respect the resilience, let him go and live with him

Release it, this is an order!

>>730514456
put him outside

>>730513289
Set it on fire and enjoy the show

He bested a fucking death trap. Pull it off his neck and set him outside. Don't be cruel. It doesn't look good on you.

>>730514456
Stick him up your ass, let him try to escape from there

>>730513289
don't let it go, i had big ass rats in my house...no lie, i cracked 3 of them with a copper pipe.

It's rough, but you gotta defend yo house brah.

>>730513289
call 911 and the police will come shoot it.

Will it Blend?

>>730514584
if you put him outside, he'll just come back in, the way he did the first time.

Either take him far away, like 20 min ish...or kill him

I want to release it. Still thinking of a way. Dubs names the mouse

put him outside you fat faggot

>>730514652
You wouldn't have to bash animals to death if you weren't poor white trash. This is a you problem and not a rat problem. Wigger.

>>730513289
>>730514456
I'll tell you what you should do, you should clean your fucking house you dirty fuck that's why you're getting rats

>>730514721
Roll for dubs
>This

>>730513289
Sedate it and put it in a container it can live in. It's your pet until you decide how you want to torture it

>>730514652
>white trash killing rats
kind of cannibalistic no?

His name is freedom. Lift the spring and let him go.

Take it the home of someone you don't like and let him go.

PROBLEM SOLVED

offer him to satan and make a wish
draw the circle of satan with his blood

>put it in a box
>tape shut
>mail to your local zoo
>profit

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>>730514456
>>730513289
Take it to a store with a photocopier.

Put the mouse in, still in the trap, close the lid and print 100 copies back and front.

>>730514955
Much better~<3

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FEED IT TO A CAT!

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>>730513289

Have fun

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CUM ON IT LIKE THE BIRD OF COURSE OR EVEN BETTER SUFFOCATE IT IN YOUR CUM

chuck him out the window and say "see you tomorrow!"

>>730514753
Name him Lucky

>>730514795
oh fuck off...rats are natures food source, they suck, and they destroy shit...

liberal hippie fuckface

>>730514795
>>730514875
>white trash
>wigger
Spotted the Jew rats trying to protect their brethren

>>730515199
oh shit nigger plz be this

>>730514955
WINNNNNNN

>>730513289
Tell him to cook you dinner

Fuck it tight mousehole.

>>730515228
Uhj~, I love that one!
The best.

>>730515311
>jews
>Rats in their houses
lol no, thats specifically for niggers/puerto ricans, mexicans and white trash

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crewmates

>>730515247
Lol, shadow.
You won't get it.
She will.

>>730515331
>WINNNNNNN

He only said dubs names it. I guess it's named Satan.

WHITE TRASH HAS RATS

>>730513289
Smash his head with a hammer. That's what I did once.

>>730513289
>cut off tail
>cut off 3 legs
>cum in his eyes
>chop off his dick
>shove dick in his mouth, careful, you dont want to get bitten
>poke his eyes with a red hot needle
>put glue in his nose
>let him go to think about what he's done to deserve this

>>730515518
holy shit lol

OP

OP here. Satan is a stupid name. Still thinking of a way to catch him

>>730513289
Eat it.

>>730515750
Catch him? You didn't let him loose again did you?

>>730515518
I was in a thread once where OP sent up a bottle of piss because space toad needed suppplies. Good times.

Name him Melvin

>>730515750
Vodka? Weed? Xanax ..:)

BLEND IT

>>730515670
Squirrelie, n0o~!

>>730515886
Ssshit.

Mail it to Kim Jong Un as a gift and sign of friendship between our two peoples

>>730515421
You cannot have a Jew in the building without simultaneously having a rat in the building. Jews and rats are the the same entity

>>730516469
Its a mouse not a rat faggot

>>730515995

>thank you.
Kik: love_embes
3213204044

Strawpoll. http://www.strawpoll.me/12827047

>>730516003

Cannabis, plez~<3

>>730514456
where da fuck is he gonna go with that shit pressing his fucking head

>>730514456
>bucket or half-cut bottle with some water genius.

>>730516535
i was talking about rats retard>>730514652

>>730513289
If you didn't get all jewish with a cheapy trap, you wouldn't have this 'dilemma'. Man up, kill it by hand and next time spend the extra fucking dollar on a trap that works.

>>730516674
"Heaven? " lol

>>730516747
Aw~, I love resident evil~. :o

It looks pretty dead. Prodding it now

>stuart little space program

>>730516754
No.

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>>730513289
Dip in boiling water slowly. Record & post for science.

RIP Squirrelie. He ded now.

>>730513289
step on it.

>>730517148

"I'll take this dance~."
>lol, nNo.

>>730517319

>eEgh~*
x_x

>>730515518
I wonder what became of him.

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>>730517319
Forever in our hearts

>>730517661
>"memories"
>delusion
>advantages~<3
Etc.

>>730513377
Only right answer. /thread

git reset --hard HEAD~

>>730518043

Nes trap~?

>>730514721
I love you bra

>>730517706
He was too young to die

>>730518466
"Should've had a V8."

>>730518364
>no homo~<3

Trial, with 4chan prosecutors, defenders, jury, expert witnesses

>>730518678
>>>reddit

>>730518762
No. with homo xxx

>>730518776
>yawn~°
"That was a good nap~<3..."

>>730518800
>white out?

>>730519019
B-but--

>>730513289
hammer time

>>730519618

>butthead~

>>730513289
put that mouse in a box, and then put that box inside of another box, and then mail that box to yourself, and when it arrives…smash it with a hammer! It’s brilliant, brilliant, brilliant, I tell you! Genius, I say!

>>730514695
That only works if its black

>>730520003
>gasp~!
My word~!!

Thats not a mouse thats a big fuck off rat

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>>730520228

cum on him. now

>>730513289
Sue the company that made that piece of shit trap.

>>730520998

:l

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>>730514456
Lick that penis.

>>730521715

>afreidz~°

Give him an ole fashion A Town stomp.

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CUM ON IT

>>730522437

Good bye, knees~.

>>730522554

do it op

>>730513289
HAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>730513289
he survived. take him outside and release him.

if he returns, destroy him.

>>730516997
Kekd

>>730522826
May as well return~.
Too poor to afford joint operations.
It hurts to live.

>>730513289
>Put it in your pocket
>Take GF to an expensive restaurant, make it look like you give a shit.
>When bill comes, toss it in the air and run out.

Is someone in this thread having a stroke? Half of the posts are gibberish.

>>730513377
Your dungeons and dragons background has nothing to do with this sperglord

>>730523140

I love the avatar movie~.

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OP sucks so hard he can't kill a mouse with a mouse trap.

That's like being a shark that can't swim. Pour gas on both, light, stand in fire. You all deserve to perish in flame.

Let him go. Wear gloves. That rat bastard will try to take a chunk out of you.
Or rodent space program

>>730522554
OP im looking at you.

Not sure if anyone cares, but... I'm in pain~.

>>730523928
"Will it ever end~?
And if so, how~?!"
>sob

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