Why don't you have a girlfriend, /b/?

>>730510554

anime girls don't exist

im gay

Cuz she dumped me after I asked her to marry me, after she had been begging for me to do 2 years.

I want to smell her farts.

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>>730510554
Because I'm picky.

Only like QT asian girls. And even if I were to settle, a GF is a drain on resources and time. Time that could be spent browsing the internet hurling racial slurs, playing video games, or planning exotic trips.

>>730510554
Lol I suck at life

>>730510554
That picture made me almost throw up

I do. But my alcoholism is driving her away. Has been a few days since I've seen her.

Don't want one.

>>730510554
Based on that pic? I've got enough cottage cheese in my fridge.

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>>730510554

>>730510554
My fiancé wouldn't like that.

I do.
And I lost my virginity to her.
The relapsing alcoholism is fucking shit up though.
I'm 22.
Don't believe the "point of no return" bullshit virginfags.
It's a lie.
Just develop serious cocaine, molly, and alcohol problem along with awful friends who don't give a fuck about you.
Then when they inevitably don't give a fuck about you and do shit to prove it you'll have "real life experience" that women find irresistible.
Life is terrible virginfags.
It doesn't change.
I'm so sorry guys.
What is this feel.

her chicken legs and big ass don't look nice.

>>730514808
Pls help me someone that knows what I'm talking about?
Seriously
Any guidance would be fucking wonderful right now
This hurts

>>730510554
I have a fiancee, no more time for random gfs
Sometimes I miss fuckin different girls but then I remember I got a great one in bed very open to try new things

>>730510554
Because even if we had a full-on relationship we would always have to keep it secret

>>730510554
Niggers have stolen all our women

Well I'm single becouse I'm to chicken to ask

>>730515290
grow the fuck up and learn that you are the reason of your problems
being someone with a cancer I have no sympathy for you, I didn't ask for my problem why you totally did everything to have problems

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I'm ugly and I suck at talking to women. I also have very low self esteem, so women tend to not want to talk to me ( they can tell if you're insecure).

I'm also pretty boring. I lift, but I'm still in skelly mode. I also don't have too many real friends, so I seem like an outcast. I'm a college drop out working in a restaurant. I make great tips, so I guess I could buy her cool shit, but its not enough to have a good living. I also come from a shitty family full of abuse and problems.

kill me, fam

There will always be a guy thats better looking, more charming, funnier and so on. So why should anyone stay with me?

>>730515961
<3

Because I'm not self actualized, and I wouldn't seek out a relationship until I'm fully happy with myself and my life. Otherwise I'll just become a codependent loser like everyone else.

i did have an awesome girlfriend but my wife found out and ran the bitch off.

Los!

>>730516163
women are just leases
have fun while you got her
dont get married
she'll hit the wall and call you but do not answer

I'm bad at small talk. I don't think I'm ugly, don't think I'm good looking too.
I don't care about people. Always listening to music when I'm outside my place, whatever I do.
I guess I'm kinda boring too yeh

>>730510554
Mmmmm im stroking my dick thinking about how nice it would be to have you straddling me. Your sexy ass grinding on me rubbing my dick through the boxers making sure I can feel everything you are doing to me. Topless and in just a pair of panties you continue grinding making my cock good and hard then you pull my cock out stroking me your seductive eyes watching the ways I react when you play witg and tease my cock. Your tongue licking your lips as you lean forward pressing my cock against you smooth tummy kissing my lips before you slide down my chest till my pulsing dick is between your tits. Mmm you squeeze those tits together with a finger and thumb on your nipples then you lower some more watching the tip peak out for your tongue to twirl around. God it feels so good baby. After a good bit of titty fucking you lower even more taking even more of me in your mouth. Your tongue massages the base before I grab your hair and push you onto my cock till you start to gag. Then pull you back up letting you get a breath. Mmm the lust in your eyes grow more savage as I continue to throat fuck you. Pushing a bit more in each stroke. Then finally I pull you up getting you to straddle me again this time guiding my cock to your pussy. Mmm we both let out a moan as you grind with my dick deep inside then up and down as you lean back your hands braced on my legs as you slide that tight wet pussy up and down god it looks so sexy watching my dick stretch your pussy as you take more and more. My thumb rolls your clit back making quick little circe that send your pussy to an intense orgasmic spasm. Mmm you begging moving up and down faster throwing yourself down taking all of me. Mmm my dick is throbbing for you now baby. :]

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I'm not exactly sure. I'm tall, good looking, funny AF. I just can't seem to form relationships with anybody. Everyone I've ever met hates me, and I don't even know why. It's always been this way. Seriously not sure if I can keep living like this.

>>730510554

I'm in between them actually - my last one moved away.

(with her husband)

because I'm so used to being alone, that having someone around threatens a big part of what has become an essence of myself

>>730510554
I'm gay.

Fat, Ugly, Shit personality, and overall pathetic vibe

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>>730510554
She is absolutely fucking disgusting oh my god.

>>730510554
She just dumped me

>>730510554
I'm 22, she's 50. What have I done?

>>730510554
I'm awkward, self conscious, I have a small dick, I'm not good looking, I'm not witty or a good conversationalist, I have a lot of psychological problems that stem from childhood abuse, I have trust issues, I don't have any money, I think I might have a bit of alcohol induced brain damage. I don't deserve to have anyone love me, I'm certain that my existence was a mistake. I haven't had a conversation with anyone who wasn't a doctor in over 5 or 6 years

>>730510554
I'm going to an engineering school for college so I have to fight 3000 guys for the few girls who aren't fat or ugly

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>>730510554
Because im a fat, ugly, autistic loser. I've given up on finding someone anyway, it's helped a lot.

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>>730510554

>>730510554
No girl has ever said "yes" to going out on a date with me.

>>730510554

My penis is too big, so most girls leave me.

>>730510554
because I hate women. i'm working on becoming gay.

I haven't always been the way I am now. I used to be pretty cool, the life of the party type but my whole persona was based around being drunk. when I sobered up, I realized how the people around me and the things they do disgust me. It's almost as though sobriety has given me a sixth sense that lets me see people for what they really are after talking with them just for a few minutes. I have a hatred for people now after taking a step back and seeing how disgusting they truly are.

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>>730520038

how you doing handsome?

>>730520579
eww circumcised cock. not even i could make myself fall to such depravity.

>>730515961
sounds to me like youre in a position to choose whatever you want from life no holds bar
Youre going to be okay mate

porn /

she used to have a nice ass now she looks like is using a diaper wtf

>>730519000
Exactly. If you just accept you're not going to have someone, you begin to get over it and move on.

>>730520579
>>730520805

In my culture we call it sandpaper pee pee and dry potato stick.

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>>730520038
>working on becoming gay

Because I'm unhappy with myself

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>>730521609
>he fell for the being gay is not a choice meme

>>730510554
Going for the girl I think it "The One". Might be unrequited but fuck it YOLO

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Join https://discord.gg/7WF9qCE for more nudes!!! Xd

>>730510554
Cottage cheese fake ass fake bitch/10

She broke up with me a month before our one year anniversary because she felt we were going different direction but wouldn't specify what that meant. Now I am focusing on my job, myself, and family.

>>730510554
Cause she broke up with me last month

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>>730510554
Pic Related

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because I'me extremely picky. not to sound conceded, but I'm one of those people who is attractive and knows it.but i'm not delusional either, I don't expect some charlotte mckinney type chick, just someone who on par with me, otherwise it gets awkward when we're out in public and everyone starts to stare because they're visibly wondering why someone like me is with someone like her.

>pic related:is me
>inb4 underage ban
i'm 18,fags. have been for months.My youthful looks is part of my allure.

>>730522561
KEK
At least you're confident friend

>>730510554
Coz I commit fully or not at all.
>mfw she wants to take things slowly
>mfw I have no face for this

I broke up with her so that I could meet up with girls on tinder and not have to cheat. I have mixed feelings about my decision.

If a girl didn't want you why do guys think it would be easier to get guys? If one sex found u horrible its safe to say that the remaining one won't find u desirable either

>>730510554
I do. But with that said women are grossly overrated and really fucking stupid.

>>730522937
This.

I don't really dig the whole dating 5 chicks at once, gets too complicated

I don't even have friends or social life.
Not even worried about it tbh

>>730510554
I do have a girlfriend OP.

>>730510554
Because I didn't respond to a thread

>>730517883
fag

>>730524415
heheh

because I am mormon

>>730510554

I don't know how to meet single women.

>>730515727
real talk

I'm not spontaneous enough or courageous to approach a random girl.

I think I had an opportunity the other day, I really think this girl wanted me to talk to her.

I was waiting in line at the store and this girl made this reallyyyyyyy awkward path toward a rack of sunglasses within view of me and then without even looking at them sorta walked in a complete circle in front of me and then walked away. The whole thing screamed "talk to me" and I was almost about ready to say "hello" until she walked off.

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I have tried to get a girlfriend, but women don't want relationship with me, only friendzones.

>>730526221
it's in your head beta boy

>>730526346
You're too nice.
Try dating a librarian.
Not that I've dated a librarian but they just seem shy and like they're desperate for love but are too timid to date assholes so you're right up a librarians alley.

And also a great way to get into reading books if you're not into it already

>>730510554
because i'm single in my late thirties and the only females who express even the slightest interest in me are divorced mothers who want me to help raise their kids.

Cause bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks.

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>>730512260
Fffuck. Didin't know this was a feels thread.

>>730523964
Because gay people have lower standards because they're faggots.

Lack of a masculine role model growing up and I'm a hermit most of the time.

I haven't given up hope though.

>>730510554
because im fat and i dont have the personality to date a non-fat girl

Don't know how to talk to them, I lack favorable traits and attributes, and nowadays so many of them cheat it almost doesn't seem worth it.

>>730527604
do online dating before you turn thirty if possible anon. it gets much more difficult.

>>730527893
>online dating

that shit doesn't work. the best girls aren't making shitty dating profiles.

>>730510554
Because terms and conditions apply.

>>730510554
Dealing with women is very tedious. I've never found a woman that I wanted to talk to for more than 10 minutes. Maybe someday, though I'm not exactly spring chicken.

>>730515961
reminds me of me but my anxiety is so bad I can't even really hold a job. I do have a girlfriend though, so hey, chin up if a loser like me could do it so can you.

>>730524739
>moar man

I have one.
A redhead
She used to be chubby/thicc
Now she's only fat!

>>730510554

>Our last conversation...

>Her: I really miss being married.
>Me: I really like not being married.

>The end.

>>730517231
start not giving a fuck and things will settle on their own

>>730522931
KEKED AND CHECKED

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>>730510554
>have gf, wonderful
>but I am boy not a man
>resolve to become man
>man things
>propose marriage
>she says no
>she doesn't want to be adult yet
>she insults my hard work I do for her
>break up
>gf 2
>the <3 is tougher now
>she is more mature
>she calls me too intense
>she says she can't match my ambition
>she virtually asks me if she can just stay for the $ ride
>I say no
>my heart is rock now
>booty is calling me
>visit booty
>realize booty is inferior to a good jog
>waning interest in booty
>gf 1 is back crying for me after all these years
>trying to use me as a solution to her problems
>she hasn't changed
>without regret, tell her no
>gf 2 is back telling me she feels so alone
>she just wants low investment comfort
>without regret, tell her no
>old now
>alone
>but with no weakness

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>>730511265
this