FaceApp Thread
Welcome to the High School of /b/
Who are you?
>>730490912
Roll
>>730490912
I so wish b looked like this.
All those cuties
>>730490912
I don't like the memes. Mrs. Doubtfire as the principal is fine, but the class rep, janitor, teachers... should be another faceapp girls.
Rolla
Dan "Sweep inside her" Schneider
>>730491628
Applications are open.
>>730491628
True
Guess im in the pic then
>>730492899
Which one
Posting qt's
I'm dying for some new faceapp qt's!
Don't be shy /b/ ;)
>>730493278
It'll be tough. They removed the spark filter. That's the only thing which made these acceptable.
My best pic :)
>>730490912
I'm one of the brunettes semi populars :3
>>730493357
They could try the app Meitu works the same way, it can also turn you into an animegirl
>>730493670
But that looks too artificial, the fun of this is trying to get the most realistic and cutest look at the same time.
>>730493454
You look very European and sexy.
>>730493595
More precisely please
>>730494019
You don't have to use the anime filters in it
>>730494019
Nothing wrong with simple lighten. You don't need to make yourself kawaii~
guys, should I be a trap?
>>730493955
Are you one of the popular girls? I think I have seen you in some threads.
>>730494221
This one
Sometime between yesterday and today, FaceApp took away the "spark" filter to to homosexuals being offended. Now changing a male face to female is no longer nearly as realistic. The majority is always having to give up stuff for the offended minority.
>>730494703
Fuck i just checked. Why did they do this?
My favorite from yesterday:
>>730494794
homos were offended and some LGBTs. They claim, "how do you define what a woman looks like?"
>>730494897
Why the spark/hot one though?
Where do I fit in?
I guess this is the end. Uninstalling it right this second until they bring it back
>>730494980
Cause it made dudes look like twinks
Our hot ass VP
>>730495068
That was the point
>>730495111
We live in a world where EVERYTHING is offensive to someone. Pisses me off.
>>730494980
Apparently black
People complained cause it made them white.
What i heard at least
>>730494390
Semi popular :)
>>730495242
Funny thing, it won't let me upload a photo of MLKJr
I made some shower pics of me, who wants to see them? :)
>>730495506
Go on....
>>730495212
Honestly, people should stop caring about those oversensitive persons along with their trivial problems
>>730495506
Oh, i already saved them...
RIP faceapp
>>730495506
C'mon hun, don't make me beg.
>>730494378
Denise!
>>730494381
Mmmm post another, that's almost too good to be faceapp.
>>730495541 >>730496045
<3
>>730495644
Awww, you should've told me! You big meanie...
What would you do to me?
>>730496616
Lewd things
>>730490912
I think one cheerleader is also semipopular, the second from the right of the first row.
>>730496687
You mean like ... *blushes* hand holding?
>>730496397
More!
>>730496616
Delete this...
>>730496971
That was my thought, but you wouldn't mind, would you?
Hey /b/, I'd like to step up my game. This is my old one.
>>730497437
This one's better
>>730493180
More of you
Anyone want my cock on their face?
>>730496981
How's this look...?
>>730496616
More of this cutie
>>730498561
>>730495506
>>730496397
You.. Should probably join the kik.
>>730497480
>>730497437
Whats your name hun?
Requesting this gorgeous thing. Who are you? Where are you?
>>730494703
Yes "Hot" went to "Spark" and then was removed, at least from the free version.. No idea if its in the paid.
But I'd like to see some proof about the male to female being less realistic now.
>>730499051
I'm glad you like :)
>>730499783
And I'm glad you took more pic of your gorgeous face
I wanna hear some WWYD about these sluts.
>>730499961
Wwyd?
don't die
>>730490912
Whose "genius" idea was it to add an "Unnoticed cuties" category when that's basically what "Shy, nice & geeky girls" are?
Also, fourth, fifth and seventh girls of "Popular girls" should be Semi-popular.
hello everyone
>>730500142
Damn it these either starting to get too good or thats a real girl.
I need to see more, because you're cute regardless, pls be a faceapp girl though..
Post more and I'll start telling you EXACTLY what I would do.
>>730495506
No
>>730496616
Put you in a gas chamber
>>730499425
It's dead
>>730500835
No one actually knows who made the original, we've just updating it.
Got any better category names then?
They have all penises, rite?
>>730499631
Man, I've been playing with this app now without the "spark" filter and the results are horrible compared to the results I was getting last night.
>>730501275
Yeah the app doesn't remove the penises.
>>730501275
Yeah you wanna see?
>>730501304
Well then get Meitu app and use it to do what spark filter did. Just a slight lighten up then girly-fy that.
>>730501420
Thanks I'll try that.
For what it's worth, all these shower pics of me were made without the "hot" filter. Any other pics I take still come out fine 80% of the time.
If anyone has any other ideas for photoshop fun, let me know :)
>>730501397
Only if the face looks the same
>>730501665
Fag
>>730501727
Fag
>>730501273
Just remove "Unnoticed cuties" category and move the girls under "Shy, nice & geeky girls" banner as they are basically the same thing. Maybe promote and spread a few of them to other categories as well, I see some potential Unpopular and Semi-popular faces there.
Cheerleaders could also be distributed between Popular and Semi-popular.
>>730501140
hey there moderate qt
Another pic I took while I was out
Top left of unnoticed cuties is not a real face app girl. Should be removed.
>>730502717
Noice
>>730501854
I'm not a fan of unify all the categories because it is boring to see tons of girls in the same place.
Maybe geek girls could be in a separate category.
>>730503144
>>730501854
I'll update the compilation after my run thanks for the suggestions
Sup guys
App sucks now.
Pic without the "Spark" filter:
SAME pic using "spark" before the female filter:
I'm 3 times in this chart
>>730503755
Show me
>>730503575
You're a cutie!
>>730494808
>>730503575
I made the first version of the compilation and have it in .psd but it's pretty outdated. Maybe it's the better to upgrade the op's one.
>>730503144
Popular girls tend to be cheerleaders as well.
Similarly, SN&G girls tend to be unnoticed cuties. But SN&G also tend to be unpopular.
Bottom left girl of unpopular does not deserve to be there, though.
>>730503831
that's all my face
>>730503575
God damn it my dick gets hard for you.
My best one
>>730503731
>>730503614
No idea if it was removed completely or made a premium feature. Either way you can lighten pics in Meitu, only takes a second.
>>730503575
I'd like to get drunk and make out with you. You'd have to keep your pants on though cause I don't swing that way.
>>730504647
mimimimi
>>730504940
I just tried it and the results were nowhere as good as spark. Plus my S3 had a hard time running Meitu.
>>730504802
Congratulations, you've made it to "Lesbian".
i don't really know...
>>730494808
Really fuckin cute.
>>730504940
>730504940 â–¶>>730505105
>>>730503731
i have pro version and there is no hot/flash/spark
rip i should get refund
Fuuuuug why did I upgrade the app.
What ever you do don't upgrade the app.
>>730501145
How about with shorter hair?
>>730505528
>>730505528
Maybe we can find a pre-update .apk file somewhere
Lulz, I'm top right shy.
https://www.google.com/amp/www.telegraph.co.uk/technology/2017/04/25/faceapp-viral-selfie-app-racism-storm-hot-mode-lightens-skin/amp/
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>730506010
Mmmm more pls.
>>730505805
What?? Jesus.
Don't fucking stop. I'm still not convinced. You're too good looking.
>>730505993
Yeah would have to be the only way, but that only be android users.
Gonna try this then deselect "auto update"
https://www.smartappsapk.com/faceapp-apk/
>>730505993
Doesn't help.
I'm using an early version. It seems to read the filters from their servers each time.
>>730505442
So they said "complete fix" is coming, really hope flat out removing it wasn't what they meant.
I thought Russians were better than this? Why did they cave to fucking normies.
>>730506092
Trying, not every pic works out so well.
>>730506459
Take your time. It's an art really, some people are somehow amazing at it.
They've cucked it now.
>>730506364
I was wondering about this because my "spark" filter went away before I had any updates. You also need to be on a network to use the app so that explains the server side filters.
>>730506603
Having issues because my beard is bigger now. If I want to be a shy geeky hottie on Faceapp, I need to shave...
>>730490912
I'd fuck myself
That said, I'd fuck myself as a man too
>>730507140
It helps a lot. C'mon anon, it's just facial hair.. don't you want to be pretty?
>>730507226
When's the next feminist rally?
>>730507545
Kek
>>730506937
Damn thing auto-updated so i lost it. Would need an older apk.
Fucking whiny snowflakes screamed racism because it made skin lighter.
>>730507425
Not gonna do it now, but if you shoot me a kik I'll send you new pics when I can.
>>730507545
The app does weird things with the glasses
>>730507664
Damn bitch! You prob bench 6 plates.
>>730507665
I just Googled FaceApp .apk and downloaded an older version. NO SPARK/HOT filter. Yep, it checks the servers. Dammit.
>>730507718
Literally changed nothing, the app.
>>730507845
Well, fuck.
>>730507895
wow you just rustled my jimmies
you are savage, calm down man, I can scarcely breathe
>>730507845
Here's to hoping we get it back, or at least a close alternative.
>>730508650
I mean Meitu is basically the best alternative you could ask for. Just a simple lighten and its just as good as the spark, except it takes a couple extra seconds of work because I have to switch apps.
>>730507545
wrekt
>>730508650
Damn girl, is that one filter?
>>730508087
Don't know what you are on about, just stated my personal opinion.
>>730509186
It's not as good though.
Spark did so much more than just ligthen the skin. It made shadows more vibrant and also increased the contrast and sharpness of the eyes and enhanced lip tones.
>>730509949
Well, heres to hoping they are actually working on a fix as they say.
Pls Russian based devs.
Hi there! I didnt know they took out a hot filter but I never liked my hot filter versions anyways. I ams orry they did and messe dup everyones fun.
>>730510626
I think they will put in another dont worry everyone. Think positive! :D
hi there! would you fuck me? and how?
>>730499326
My name is Roxanne, nice to meet you anon
>>730511379
I would have to fuck your throat and decorate your face make you stick out that tongue.
>>730511861
mm i like this. i will try to suck you real good.
will you cum on my face too?
>>730512567
Of course baby but you would have to beg for it and stick out that pretty tongue and open that mouth.
I miss these threads being a constant thing.
>>730512841
Blame the kik group shits.
Now what do you and your blowjob lips want honey?
>>730512841
Keep the threat alive then, beautiful
>>730513032
$50 and a burrito.
>>730513265
cant help you all ive got is a hard cock in my hand.
>>730513091
If this be my lot in life...
>>730513316
...well that won't get me a burrito.
>>730490912
Hey class! <3 ^_^
>>730513467
Might fill up that tummy of yours though lots of protein.
>>730513519
Hello scottish slut, how are you doing today honey?
>>730513568
Ah. You are talking about semen.
>>730513843
Your no help you are gonna kill a good hard on with you jokes. lol
>>730513843
Wait, are you a robot?
What should my name /b/?
>>730512742
please....
>>730513933
...is that what turns you on? I guess I could pretend if you want.
>>730514078
Artyom
>>730514185
please what honey?
After shower selfie fuck yeah
>>730513914
Not every girl can make you laugh and cum at the same time.
>>730514078
Olga
>>730490912
I'd like to think the security guard but in reality I'm probably the janitor, cleaning up shit splattered toilets while little greasy pimpled face losers laugh at me
>>730514078
John cena
>>730514281
decorate my face with your semen
I wish I didn't have to study at the library all day >:( is there anybody currently working on an updated class?
>>730513519
hi popular girl :P
>>730494703
you seem kind of upset. If you need to look like a woman that bad, You could just pretty yourself up and get in full drag and take all the pictures you want
>>730514723
Ohh you wanted a tribute on that pic or want me to blow my load to the thought of that mouth and tongue sweetie?
>>730514849
i could help you with your homework cutie,
provided that you suck my dick and let me
fuck your tiny asshole
>>730514999
Nice trips
Or you can just not be ugly there is that as well
>>730514622
Well it make sme laugh but you arent making me cum, got to mix in that dirty talk with the jokes honey.
>>730515098
I prefer a tribute, surely.
but if you can't, knowing that you are going to blow your load thinking of my mouth and tongue pleases me...
I am so embarrassed..
>>730513760
Hey! You're finally home from work! lol How've you been baby? ;)
>>730514921
Hey! (I'm not so sure I'm in the right category -_- )
>>730491097
We really should have a roll table
>>730515506
what kind of girl would you like to be, honey?
I heard that one of the popular girls is secretly dating one of the lesbians. But it's a secret.
>>730515481
Cant tribute right now but will cum to that tongue baby and imagine you sucking me.
Embarrassed sweetie? What if I fucked your ass while you wore sexy clothes for me?
>>730515152
I'd definitely give you my A to get an A ;)
>>730514264
>>730514637
Wrong.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-cZ7ndjhhps
>>730514718
I see that (You)'re a regular.
>>730515652
I don't know. I'm not complaining! Whoever made it was sweet. It's just a little funny considering all the girls way more attractive than me on here.
>>730515721
Imagine that I have your dick on my mouth and that I am looking you straight on the eyes.
What clothes do you like me to wear?
>>730515954
Or we are a samefag nobody will ever know
Far too many sluts in this school.
>>730515681
i've heard it too.
>>730515218
Trust me, once we get to the dirty, there won't be time for a lot of talking...
>>730516023
One person said you should be popular and the OP obeyed.
In all honesty, you should be either semi-popular or a nice girl.
>>730516042
little thong, tight skirt, tank top baby with a collar with a heart attached to it. sounds good to me. you like that honey?
>>730514324
Is that you, you half Korean slut?
>>730517392
Lol do I know you?
Is it possible to get the hot filter back by downloading an older version of the app?
>>730490912
I dunno
>>730515506
Fuck
High School of /b/ No Memes Edition
>>730518177
are you 12???
>>730517694
No but I remember you from the threads before you little whore, now get that hair dry.
>>730517880
Holy shit, more.
>>730516973
Nice girls can be popular. =3
(Besides I'm secretly a slut. Shhh, don't tell anyone. ;P)
>>730515681
For the last time we're not dating. We just fool around.
>>730518661
>>730518233
Also, right back at yah. <3
>>730518177
Oh hai thar
>>730516862
Well i dont see any dirty sorry, you were cute but I wanted ya to be cute and naughty.
>>730518464
Oh what the hell I was axed?
>>730518464
im too slutty to be girl next door
Hey, want to slot me (or something) in somewhere? :)
>>730518661
Thoguht about inviting you to a discord so you could be my little slut before.
>>730519011
hai :3
>>730518542
Keep talking to me like that and I'll your cat
>>730518516
maybe
>>730518464
One girl is both cheerleader and semi-popular
can someone please finally fix it?
>>730518464
Cheerleader? Nice, thanks OP!
Who wants to have a gang bang with us wearing kneesocks and skirts?
>>730519800
How about the thought of being the first one to tribute me?? ;3
>>730520287
hehe no one did that yet honey? well youd have to be my little slut
>>730521095
Nope nope nope. Real girl. Try again.
>>730514078
John Cena should be the gym teacher.
>>730520666
Already am daddy. ;P
>>730522274
I mean in my discord you wouldnt have to speak unless ya wanted to but youd have type.
>>730521095
heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh lol
I study computers so.. I guess that would make me a hs dork! :^/
>>730522712
hi lola babe
>>730522978
Heyyy
Wtf happened to the hot filter???
>>730523009
Minorities we're triggered by the hotness of /b/
>>730522574
I know. I can't right now baby. Sorry. Sounds fun though, catch me later. ;)
>>730523394
outside?
>>730523476
How bou dah?
>>730523394
I just might do that.
>>730523476
Work =(
>>730522712
Looks like you're wearing someone else's chin
>>730523633
Please do
Teachers:
>>730493955
>>730505270
>>730507664
Popular girls:
Semi-popular girls:
>>730493180
>>730494381
>>730494642
>>730494808
>>730494969
>>730495506
>>730503575
>>730503731
>>730507295
Girl next door:
>>730494378
>>730495034
>>730496616
>>730497437
>>730500142
>>730503849
>>730506244
>>730506651
>>730511379
>>730513408
Nerdy cute girls:
>>730499425
>>730501140
>>730506010
>>730509818
>>730512841
>>730513519 (This one's popular?)
Awkward girls:
>>730505043
>>730514324
Fascist girls:
>>730501250
Lesbians:
>>730504802
>>730514078
Mutants:
>>730517880
>>730519905
nice
>>730524064
Fuck yeah! I'm an awkward girl
>>730523707
Oh shit sry lemme post a more authentic selfie
>>730524262
Much better
>>730524064
you missed mine :C
>>730524387
That's literally the same pic you posted earlier
>>730523720
Ok ill keep an eye out for ya later sweetie.
>>730524387
Those eyes will give me nightmares
>>730524594
You better ;)
>>730524562
well, fuck
>>730524786
Do you have long hair the without filter?
>>730525075
yup
Removal of the hot filter is making it rull hard to take good femme selfies :/
>>730524786
Well you might get rated if you talk dirty.
>>730525311
Your hair is cute :)
tfw cant get hair to work after shampooing
>>730524387
Sorry, line limit.
>>730524349
Sorry, Miss!
Does anyone want cum on my face? :)
>>730525772
Is-is that a shoe on your head :O
>>730525772
How bad do you want it?
Henlo nerds
>>730518464
Ooh, I'm a slut. I like that
>>730525845
lol nope its the corner of a vinyl hanging on my wall
>>730525881
I want it so bad, every last drop
>>730526209
So if I said I was stroking my cock to that pretty face, how would you convince me to blow?
>>730526209
Well fuck you then. If you can't put a shoe on your head then I'll never love you
>>730526322
I'd tell you I'm also stroking my cock
>>730518464
Which group would I be put in?
Waiting for the app that actually turns me into a qt gf....
>>730526471
Damn girl you look like a hot fuckin slut
>>730526737
>>730526798
And with hot, young, and female filters applied.
>>730526322
I'd wrap my lips around your cock then choke gag and spit all over your dick until you just can't take it anymore and you'd spray it all over my face. Then I'd whisper in your ear "nice dubs"
>>730526857
Interesting because that picture doesn't look like any of those things
>>730526936
It still wouldn't be enough without a shoe on your head
>>730526936
Check these TRIIIIPS!!!!!
>>730526936
lol you wouldnt want that tight ass fucked huh? even with dubs?
>>730527203
I'm sure she'd let me in when she sees these QUAAAAADS!!!!
>>730527319
Dubs
>>730527203
Trust me there'd be plenty of butt play before I get you to cum ;)
>>730527444
Holy shit those trips are hot as fuck
>>730527677
Thx, your dubs ain't bad either ;)
>>730527677
>>730527877
Checked
>>730527877
This is now a dubs thread lol
>>730527877
Fucking Christ what's going on itt
>>730490912
This app doesnt work to well with facial hair ay
>>730528187
doesn't work well when you're fucking ugly either
>>730528187
It worked better back when they had the hot feature, made it easier for the female filter to remove.
>>730528293
It's crazy though, lots of dudes gonna be catfished with this app
>>730528281
Don't be too hard on yourself brah
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