Lets find the oldest virgin on 4chan
I lost mine at 23
>>730486742
Lost it at 16, molested at 11.
16
my path to infinite power is unfortunately lost
>>730486850
OP here, I was molested as a kid too, but I don't know if that counts,
Lost mine at 16 on a back country road in my car. Not real comfortable but didn't matter, had sex.
>>730486742
15
Thats not middle school age btw
15
cheated on my ex with a 22 yo girl
Lost mine at 32, I regret it now.
20 and still a virgin. Only 10 more years...
>>730486742
25 and probably gonna make it to a wizard.
>>730487298
>>730487449
How do you get that far in life and not get laid?
19 and jack off everyday, my wizardry is soon to come.
17. Only slightly autistic. Feels nice
>>730487485
we're ugly. 22 here. and still going strong sadly.
>>730487349
same here, i'm aiming for fearsome wizard powers
pic unrelated
im 35 and still virgin
doesnt matter tho since im gonna become a priest so celibate for life
>>730487588
Speak for yourself, I'm handsome as fuck.
>>730487485
Depression
>>730486742
Lost it at 24.
>>730487588
It sucks that society puts such a high value on looks. You can even have a perfect body but if you have a messed up face, you're screwed. Sad.
I'll take a 6, or even a 5, with an amazing personality over a 10 with none everyday.
>>730486742
25, still counting.
>>730487485
pic related
>>730487588
Talk for yourself. I'm not ugly, just a fucking weirdo.
>>730487485
Was shy through my elementary school. Got weird in middle-school. Dropped out of college. Embarrassed of the situation so I avoid everyone, including whores. Also I kinda hate people and going out.
>>730486742
34 year old kissless virgin here.
>>730487717
fine i speak for myself.
>handsome
>depression
>virgin
explain.
21, virgin (at least I have already kissed a girl), never had a girlfriend.
I'm below average when it comes to looks, my social skills are horrible (I can't talk to girls), will probably stay a virgin until I can afford a hooker or something (still going to university).
>>730486742
You're kind of in the wrong board for this, /r9k/ is virginville so if you're looking for the oldest you should go there
Lost mine at 18 during an "S-Trip". They're supposed to be supervised but they're anything but, everyone was drinking and smoking weed and fucking left and right. I brought a girl back to my room (who wasn't even part of my class, I didn't even find out her name) and she showed me a really good time. I almost thought it was a dream until I woke up the next day still naked in bed with her, and she showered and then dressed and left. I forgot to flush the toilet the night before so the used condom was still in it, so I knew for sure that it had happened (again, the weed and loads of rum made me unsure at first).
>>730488061
Dropped out of Uni, worked shit jobs,alcoholism, actively avoided people like the plague. That sort of stuff.
>>730488686
im sorry to hear that.
>>730488767
No worries, on meds and pretty much fine now
>>730486742
22 yo virgin reporting in
>>730488880
well hopefully you decide to pick up the ol virgin killer looks and go out with a bang or 2
19, still virgin molested by four people throughut my life, thought about asking wizchan if I still qualify, because one time was with my step sister and a wanted it.
I haven't had sex for 4 years. I'm 26 now.
Feels like I'm getting my virginity back.
>>730489504
like a vasectomy
still a virgin at 22, starting to get worried :( idk what to do
>>730490330
GET THE FUCK OUT STOP POSTING THIS SHIT EVERYWHERE
those ages are all off, it should read 14, 16, 18, 20, 22, makes more fucking sense. Lost it at 21 Btw, but still a beta fag
28, virgin even tho i was with three girls in bed.
i just laid there, fell asleep and walked away the next day
>>730492202
Nice.
>>730486742
Lost it at 18
Spam https://sayat.me/JacobBurgess
>>730492202
You're not letting anyone take that wizard title away from you, are you
>>730486742
lost it at 22 and honstly, now at 25 my romantic life is great and i couln't care less how long i took. actually, i'd probably scratch some of the lower quality hookups i've had from the list if i could.
>>730486742
15. She was a total slut . Been in a few year drought though
17. Just slid under the wire.
>>730486742
19 here, I'm making it to level 30.
Just turned 26, friendless, kisses, virgin. Trust issues, can't let people in. Just work, play video games, sleep and repeat.
>>730486742
Lost it at 21 to my hot polish girlfriend
Best shit ever
This scale is wrong, it should be 22+ cus if you haven't gone to a bar and fucked a drunk chick by 22 THEN you're goofed.
Lost it at 15 molested at 12
>>730488053
You're a wizard which powers cannot be understand
>>730495079
Wow, that sentence.
18
Opening week at university, came back trashed and was raped by a girl on my floor. Fucked her again when I was sober and it was good.
8/10 would do again
20 years old. officially beyond saving.
28 and still virgin
>>730495079
*whose
I lost my virginiti at 17 and i have a girlfriend now for 1 year at age of 20
31. Turn 32 later this year.
>>730495146
I lost mine at 20 and I've been laid lots of times since then. Don't be so defeatist.
>>730487015
> was molested as a kid too
Jesus, how fucking old were you
first time I was 12, she was 15. It was weird, but cool. Slept with six more girls throughout high school and college.
32 now. Haven't had sex in seven years.
18.and my ex is a porn star. Im too lazy to smash anyone this week
>>730495524
like 8
Lost at 19- as a femanon. Do I get the femanon belt for oldest virgin?
>>730487912
Sure, tell yourself that.
>>730495696
ur ex got fat
good riddance
>>730496035
No but you can get your tits out
>>730489504
Lost it at 15.
Tons of pussy between 17 and 20.
None from 21 to 27.
Some from 28-30.
My thirties have been going well so far.
>>730496035
another femanon here, lost mine last month (18). you win.
>>730495696
>ex is a pornstar
Ex also repulsive
>>730487632
HAMMER SMASH FACE
>>730496279
Please see >>730496182
Lost mine at fourteen. Did a half gram of coke in one line beforehand (first time doing that too). Went to Disney world for the first time the next day. Trifecta.
20. Far from the oldest listed so far, but at the rate im going, who knows. I have kissed a girl, though. It was nice.
Haven't lost mine yet, 22, but I don't see it being any different. So I could end up dying without pussy.
>>730493760
I'll be your friend.
are we counting prepubescent encounters?
>>730492202
there is no hope
faggot
>>730495079
Your English also cannot be understand
>>730487588
so? fuck an ugly fat chick. plenty begging for cock.
>>730496758
mere mortal
>>730492202
Did you turn 360 before you walked away?
>>730496683
I can't people, ty though.
I'm 19 and i lost mine 4 days ago and my 20th is in a month so phew
molested at 4
22, still haven't lost it
probably has to do with being 400lbs
18
20 year old virgin here. I may not be old yet but I cast off the need to shed my virginity at a young age. I started jacking off when I was 6 or 7 and haven't stopped a single day since then. I replaced my desire for real girls with anime and video games during high school. As long as there is things to jack off to, I don't need sex. And with being able to jack off to almost everything because of my fetishes, there simply isn't enough time in the day to jack off to everything I want to jack off to. I simply love jacking off, maybe addicted to it but it's a healthy addiction that genuinely improves my life.
Underage neckbeard faggot lvl. 16 here. I can be wizard right now. I will not have sex. Not because I don't want. But I'm full blown autist. So give me the powers!
>>730486742
>25 virgin
>Never dated or kissed a girl either
I'm so fucking scared of girls in social situations, I don't know what to talk to them about
>>730495144
>raped
Did you get ptsd? Were you asking for it by dressing like a a slut?
>>730487917
Damn dude.so what's everyday life like?
>>730496248
Why the drought in 20s?
>>730488686
dude im a heroin addict and have had drug problems since 16 but i still have sex like atleast 4 times a year even in my most depressed and on opiates. you are fucking ugly do not lie.
>>730497981
What's life like as a fat cunt? Do you think you have any chance with women at all?
>>730486742
According to this chart I could create a second moon and a whole new race of dragons.
>>730486742
Lost my virginity at 16 to my boyfriend, we're still together now
>>730495696
porn star or fat disgusting retard fetish for people who like disgusting fucked fat fucks. god your a loser "porn star" stfu faggot virgin
29. Wizard soon. Ive given up on life.
>>730499171
tits or fag?
Got head and made out first time at 15, vaginal/anal at 16
I've hooked up with two females, fucked one of them. Fat as fuck but I'm a charming fat fuck when I try
im 13 but i lost it at 12 last year it was with another boy tho but he is trans grils
>>730499445
how the fuck can you do "vaginal/anal" at the same time dumb fuck u only have one fucking dick
i dont see why some people dont get that getting raped means ur not a virgin anymore... wtf
>>730499494
xD le roasted upvote
>>730486742
If you want to find the oldest virgin on /b/ then this question needs to be asked on one of those pedo loli threads
>>730499446
Get the fuck off /b/ you demented child
>>730486850
Ha raped as a kid so 10
>>730499340
30 in one month, kissless virgin. I feel you.
>>730486742
was forced by a dude to have sex with a grill at 6 or 7. she was also 6 or 7. I don't remember him diddling me. he might have - i really don't know. I do remember the sex stuff with her. mostly fingering and oral.
didn't have regular sex till 16. mind is pretty fucked up. would gladly go back in time and kill that motherfucker and sleep guiltlessly like a baby.
The girl, by the way, is now a fatty with lots of kids and a lottery ticket addiction. early sexualization is not cool.
>>730499368
Both probably :/
>>730499090
>My addiction is the same as yours and I had sex with drug addicts! You must be ugly!
The nigga fucking said he avoided people. It's obviously he just bought some beer at the store and went home. That's it. It's not as if women just teleport to you just because you're attractive, he'd have to go out and find them. Did injecting all them marajuanos try your brain or something?
>>730500054
He could be watching in this thread 0.o
Lost mine at 17 and haven't had sex since. I do get all the bitches though
>>730499300
Are you fucking stupid, kid?
>>730500274
only if the prison he is in allows access to /b/
>i do enjoy thinking about him getting raped by niggers though
>>730500466
Fucking kek mate
>>730486742
26 KHHV, at this point I'm not even sure if I want to lose it, I want those wizard powers.
39 y/o virgin checking in. 1 year until Master Wizardry?
- 11/2/2017
:/
>>730496512
Dude same
19, I think I've become so desperate that I've convinced myself that I'm bi
>>730486742
>point of no return 20
>sold mine for 25 eurobucks at the age 21
am i lost ? or am i still normal human beign ?
>>730487668
>im gonna become a priest
What the hell are you doing here?
>>730501200
Since I'm approaching '30 as a kissless virgin... how was your last decade?
>>730486742
Good friend of mine just turned 50 and is still a virgin, she never shuts up about it, i'm in the same boat though only 19
>>730487668
>im gonna become a priest
hey your gonna get free shota all year round
>>730486742
it depends on how you define virgin cuz i fucked a girl at 17 and wasn't able to cum and I've never been able to cum so I feel like I'm still a virgin now I'm 23 and just finished having sex 30 min ago. but had to finish myself
>>730501618
>free shota
>mfw
>>730501611
Fuck her so she'd shut the fuck up about it
>>730486742
36, never even had a relationship. Or a one night stand. Or a date, for that matter.
Mere mortals do not comprehend, and whisper in hushed tones of such eccentricities. It's alright, I come from a different world.
>>730501436
You're a human being that took advantage of a poor, likely depressed hooker. Congratulations
Lost mine at 14
No fake, I swear on /b/'s head
>>730501778
I do comprehend. I am 10 years younger but we're walking on the same path. Tell me, how is your situation compared to 10 years ago? Does it get better at all?
>>730501836
>likely depressed hooker
>mfw /\
i dunno . she looked happy when i gave her the cash
15.
>Said to myself one night on the wild side
>I say yes to everything
>if nothing, I'm holding on for true love
>Stole dad's car
>picked up bff
>drove to red light district
>Hit a strip club
>Stripper asks if I wanna go on stage with her
>Stripper blows me for 30 minutes
>Barely a chubby *I could feel how dead she was inside*
>Rides me cowgirl style for 10 minutes
>no orgasm
>Mildly angry *kicks wall in bathroom*
Now I understand why those guys in porn last so long. The mental pressure of knowing all these ugly fat old perverts are watching is kind of a turn off and lets you control your arousal.
>>730502053
I wanna know too
>>730501384
>be me
>beta faggot
>at party
>to shy to talk with hoes
>see a faggot
>smoke a blunt with him
>tried to make out with him
>denied
whats wrong with me im not even fucking gay
>>730486742
20. Never had a girlfriend. But had one night stands lol. Idk, id rather have a girlfriend than engage in one night stands
Lost it at 25.
Use to be socially awkward. Now I'm just a dick.
>>730486742
20.
I thought it was kinda late but hey, /b/ is always here to cheer me up
>>730502476
Ur just thirsty cuh
>>730501554
Typical boring life. Work a 9-5 selling Life Insurance. Unless you're making a 6 figure income, you'll most likely have a dry spell. All the good women are taken and I'm stuck with batshit crazy women. I get through my boring life though with Actavis. :\
>>730502053
If you just mean relationship-wise, it's the same. I just don't care for intimacy, at all, whether physical or emotional, so sex just isn't something I'm looking for. I know I'm a mutant freak in that.
My sympathies go out to the people who do want a connection like that and aren't getting it (for whatever reason). For me it's just... sort of not an issue in daily life.
>>730486850
I didn't start molesting until I was 15
Luke Skywalker was a virgin (and most of the new star wars cast). A good role model
Life is so fucking great!!
>>730502855
>My sympathies go out to the people who do want a connection like that and aren't getting it
Yeah, that would be me. It's what I thought, you got that far because you don't give a shit in the first place.
Lately I've just been craving for a rope around my neck.
>>730503512
Can relate to the last part
im 26
social anxiety, depression, lazyness and poor social skills are the biggest parts in why i am a virgin
>>730503512
Sorry to hear it. I actually do know that feel (having been depressed for other reasons) and I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy.
I'm 86 fucking years old I was in the God damn vietnam war and I still haven't fucked yet
>>730500197
addiction is all the same u fucking weeb. and no i dont have to go find women because being attractive means that wherever i go circumstances happen to where women and me hook up. when he went to the store to get his "beer" he could have met a woman. you are a fucking dumb fucking virgin who is jealous because you are ugly and girls dont come up to you
>>730504889
pics or it didn't happen nigger
17 yo kissless virgin here, my school is boys only so i've had a tough time. hopefully at the next step of education I can get pussy, how hard is it?
pic related, it's me
>>730499868
suck my dick bitch im more laid than u at 13 than u ever can be bitch
>>730505289
no one looks like this wtf
>>730503512
hahahaha fucking loser that shits so gay. wtf just go out and talk to people and stop trying to get pity from other losers wtf i have depression but i still get laid all the time and am happy all the time
>>730502706
why do u use a weak shitty childrens opiate? codiene fucking sucks. get real dope or oxymorphone u loser
>>730505474
>i have depression but i still get laid all the time and am happy all the time
>i have depression
>am happy all the time
>>730505474
>i have depression
>am happy all the time
Cool story bro.
>>730500906
holy shit your a fuckign loser neckbeard get that shitty anime childrens cartoon the fuck off and stop pretending all woman are these mean bitches your just an ugly fucking loser who goes on 4chan and has literally no social skills so he pretends everyone else is the fuced up one
>>730505604
>>730505662
its called not being a dumb ass loser u idiot fuck.
>>730505289
>hopefully at the next step of education I can get pussy
>pic related, it's me
do you always look this radical?
>>730505880
Now everything is clear.
>>730498981
I was diagnosed with MS. Depression, learning to cope with the fact I need cialis to keep it up due to spinal cord damage... Killed my self esteem for a while.
21 still havent lost mine and it dosent look like that is going to change in the forseeable future
ultimate power? is withing my grasp
22 Here, still a virgin, although I have kissed 2 girls.
Mainly since I have AvPD which make it difficult for me to form close relationships. I feel ill loose it within the next few years hopefully
>>730486742
14
with my friend ex gf
>dump him like shit
>2 days later
>come talk to me
>play LOL with me and cam on skype
>showmehertits.gif
>come to her house
>fuck her like a cringy horny rabbit
He knows but he is a cuck
>tfw no shame
>>730505880
It's called putting the "moron" in "oxymoron", you baitless, gormless, feckless, dickless shitposter you.
>>730505395
>>730505947
it's a meme you dip
no but seriously i'm a 17 yo kissless virgin who has had no pubescent experience with girls help me /b/
>>730487912
Looks don't matter as much as you would think I'm an average looking guy maybe a little worse than normal but I have a sexy GF that loves me you just have to be funny, cheeky and Kind and don't think about everything too much
What do you think is the youngest age of someone who should be on 4chan? I'm just waiting for someone to come in and say "I lost mine at 13, that was a month ago" or something.
25 here. i blame aspergers and extreme social anxiety. doesn't really bother me anymore
>>730506959
you're supposed to be 18+ but i'm sure there are plenty younger than that judging by some of the stupid shit i see posted on here
21 thanks to a milf escort
I'm 27 now and I've just got in to a relationship
>>730486742
21 male
>>730486742
>Average person loses virginity at 16
What a fucking meme
I'm a average 19 year old dude who still hasn't lost virginity, and as I have seen, only around 30-40% of people I know have. Why should I rush it, so far I have been in 6-7 relationships, even scoring a couple of solid 9s/10s and I know I'm not some "never touched a girl virgin"
Why are people forcing this meme, most of teenagers aren't even mature enough to lose virginity at that age
>>730508670
ignore the succubi
avoid breeders
embrace brotherhood
consider becoming a monk
>>730505289
MODS
>>730508670
and the biggest nerd loser just posted ladies and niggers
Lost mine to my personal 10/10 at the age of 20. Since I'm 6/10 at best, that was my last fuck, 12 years ago. I'm not willing to stick my dick in uggos, but that's all I have a shot at, can't score another 10.
>>730509174
Kek no, I'm just not rushing it, if it happens it happens
>>730486742
31 and counting.
rate me /b/
>>730509247
wtf im 14 i been on here since 12 it dont matter if ur mod if had sex yet even if am that old fag
>>730509718
fucking smelly indian
>>730487531
Kek. I jack off every day still and I lost at 16. I'm 34 now.
>>730509888
I'm not an indian wtf, I'm a white Slav, the picture is black and white
>>730509854
MODS
>>730488686
Doubt you're as handsome as you think you are.
>>730502992
brent you fucker is that you?
Made it to 18 years old. Banged for 8 hours with a break here and there to eat and smoke. Was cool, not really that active anymore, just whatever comes my way and is attractive, don't even put effort into chasing. Too busy with work on night shift. Started 2nd shift last week, maybe things will change.
>>730509532
teach me the forbidden magic
>>730502476
You're gay.
>>730510920
it is forbidden to those who are not worthy.
>>730510293
i'm certainly more handsome than you, fatass.
i'm massive enough to be both your mom and your dad, faggot.
>>730486742
22 soon not going to have a chance any time soon.
>>730504889
Same
>>730511426
keep telling yourself that
20, have a small pencildick. Is there any hope?
>>730511655
Well you're in no luck, since the first thing women see on a man is his dick
think i was around 25
lost it to some 40 year old cow
ended up giving me a yeast infection
came inside of her, never saw her again (of course after i called and freaked out about red bumps on my dick)
then my slut of an ex (niria geraldine deleon) came back into my life and wanted to throw down (2 years later). this is the same girl that wouldn't let me finger her in hs, saying she wanted to get married. we split. she leaves to college (a&m) and find out that she becomes a 7/11 there. nonstop fucking.
i fuck her once in some dirty hotel. then never see her again.
started going to strip clubs and massage houses.
>>730508670
Kek. You're a Christian, aren't you?
>>730509718
Supreme gentleman/10
>>730512014
fuck, i was 5 years away from being a wizard.
sonuvabitch!
36 kissless virgin. AMA
>>730509990
Slavs are even worse.
>>730512291
Do you hate your life? I'm on my way there now.
>>730511426
Lel. What?
>>730509718
are you indian?
>>730511570
you want pics or what faggot?
>>730512353
yup. i await the day that death takes me.
of course, i'm too much of a pussy to do it myself, which is part of why i'm where i'm at.
>>730486742
gonna be 43.
don't be like me.
>>730512481
post dick for me
44. closest i came was back in the early 2000's when I paid for a hooker. showed up, pussied out, left.
>>730512481
Buy a whore, you pussy.
>>730512101
Not religious
The "I save myself for marriage" is an excuse for kissless virgins,
22 and about to lose it in a few days to new gf
>>730512637
No you aren't
12. Raped as a kid. Forever fucked up. Properly at 29
19, well on the path to wizardry
>>730511426
> Instant rage
> "lel i fugg ur mum"
Yeah, i totally get why girls dont like you.
>>730487760
Same
>>730512818
you, I like you
>>730512637
If i don't pussy out that is. I'll likely post a thread here once it happens.
Lost my virginity when i was 15 to this slut that lost her virginity when she was 14 after we drank an entire bottle of whiskey together. I was so drunk i had a hard time getting hard and after i finally got hard we had sex for only 2 minutes.
Of course it turned out she had a cold sore that day and gave me herpes when she blew me to get me hard.
It's been 2 years and haven't had sex or even kissed a girl since then.
13 & she was 11
>>730509888
>>730512455
Do I seriously look like a fucking indian ?
28, first and only time. Having a kid makes it a head trip. 34 now, have a great relationship with my kid.
20 yo hour giving virgin here
Hour giving virgin means that a girl never asked me for the time
Lost mine at 17. Fucked 9 (most of them were gfs so lots of times) girls since, now 32.
Never fucked a virgin though. Really want to, but looking unlikely now. Depressing.
got invited to a girl's house because she wanted to hang out and get drunk
>16 yrs old
>didn't realize i was getting laid because was virgin
>mfw she presents herself to me while we're both drunk af
>>730486742
15 she was 13
She's still a petite cutie
Will become 45 in two months - soon to become Arch-lich. I no longer crave what life has denied me. I have -other hungers.
>>730513389
yes
>>730486742
Yes you look like an Indian
12, so was she.
An unfounded rumour has gone round our school that a girl had "done it" we were talking about this rumour in my room (our families were friendly) when I said "wanna try it?" (We'd touched each other up etc.). She removed her panties and lay back on my bed, couldn't get it in like that so she got on top and put it in for me. Over in half a dozen strokes. It was five years before I did it again.
>>730486850
>>730487015
Faggots
>>730514163
>>730513873
Dammit, I'll go fucking kill myself
29 :( almost a wizard
>>730487668
Haha and rape little boys and lose your virginity? Ksy
17 here
Lost at 23
>>730514877
underage b&
>>730486742
nop, i did it on 22... my beliefs makes me burn myself if i did sorcery, so i had sex with a girl of the gild to avoid that... but just once... not worth it.
18 yo virgin here, did any other guy here go into college as a virgin?
>>730515672
yep, 19 year old kissless virgin in college here.
>>730501674
Stop jacking off. It's the death grip syndrom.
>>730513389
i can fucking smell the curry from here
>>730516086
UNDERAGE B% B& tTHIS FUCKING BBAY DICKED FAGGOT FUCK OFF MY MEME BASE U STUPID UYOUNG NIGGER
>>730487485
Not them, but I'm introverted, a loner, clinically depressed, and have very little interest in sex or relationships. I'm 29 btw.
>>730486742
lost it at 18 and had regular sex till 23, no sex in 3 years though, im 27 now. can i regain wizardry?
>>730509247
Quit being a bitch nigger.
>>730516689
Guess I'll have to fit the expectations
Lost it at 14 with my cousin, banged her upn until she got married, total body count 30, first anal was at 19 though, I'm 23
15
I'm leaving this thread now you losers are bumming me out.
>>730486742
22 never had sex
>>730487937
>Was shy through my elementary school. Got weird in middle-school. Dropped out of college. Embarrassed of the situation so I avoid everyone, including whores. Also I kinda hate people and going out.
^that one
>>730487937
This, on my way to wizardhood I go.
>>730496366
>>730518006
Umadwhiteboi?
>>730486742
8, don't worry we were the same age.
15 for intercourse. Did all the other stuff at 13
>>730486742
If your a woman, is 24 way too old to lose your virginity?
24, still technically virgin.
I've sucked tits, made out, finger-banged, ate pussy, and gotten my dick sucked....
...but I just can't seem to actually get my dick into a vag.