REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW

>>730469271
no

>>730469271
Girl (Male), Girl (Female), Boy (Female), Girl (Unknown) or Boy (Unknown)

>>730469271
fuck off

explain

sure

Where's the terms and conditions?

>>730469271
bump

I like black pussy

>>730469271
i would really like a girlfriend

>>730469271
pls

>>730469271
Who is this gurl?

>>730469271
girlfriends are gay

I doubt it

>>730469271
Nice

Yeyeye

Okay then ill sue your ass if i dont

I doubt that will be the case but I'll play along. What's up?

Yeah right

>>730469825
wut

>>730469271
FUCK TOY

>>730469271
Sure

>>730469271
im only replying to completely prove this wrong

>>730469271
i cant risk not replying

I wish

i will never have a gf haha I'm 18 and still a kissless virgin, i lost my hug-virginity some weeks ago tho

yo what if im about to get some dick?

>>730469271
;_;

ok

>>730469271
Rolling

>>730469999
checked

>>730469271

>>730469980
>hug-virginity
wtf you really are a loser, i was hugging bitches when i was 12

>>730469980
like a sincere hug or the type you do when you greet somebody

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>>730469271
REPLY TO THIS THREAD or YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW

Anal pubes

>>730470056
when i greet someone ...

ofc (i want a dickgirl please)

oh wow a girlfriend!

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>>730469271
this better work, OP

>>730469271
Lol

>>730469271
finally !

U can have my soul if i get a gf by tomorrow

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Whatever, can't hurt

>>730470100
well that means you're socializing with girls. That's a good start. Don't feel down about it, don't be weird about it.

Be sincere and don't expect things you would not expect from male friends, even if they friendzone you they will have good things to say about you to their own female friends.

Romance is not a race.

i lose nothing so why not

>>730469271
Okay

>>730469271
WHyperextension not

By tomorrow is a bold claim OP
Considering most of /b/ are pissjar collectors

>>730469271
K

How many of you actually found a girlfriend after replying to those threads?

You could just stop replying and those threads would stop showing up everyday.

>>730469271
Do i have to sign in blood?

>>730469271
i dont believe you

my only hope

sure

OP always delivers

(you)

>>730469271
i dont think so

>>730470457
anyone can post a pic of a bruised up girl

>>730469271
I'm just replying to prove you wrong, faggot.

>>730469271
fraud

>>730469271
pls

>>730469271
Lel WE'LL SEE

>>730469271
This is stupid, you're just trying to get bumps
(Low key this is me replying because that would be a good thing to happen)

>>730470277
I think i try to hard with her but i make myself look like an idiot. When i try to be funny the situation just gets akward or sometimes i can't even build correct sentences.
But i think we are pretty good buddies , we talk from time to time , joke around and so on. I also gave her a little gift i bought on a comic-convention . It was one of those little japanese cats that bring luck depending on what colour they have. She was happy about it and said she will put it in her car.
I hope she likes me.

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:(

>>730469271
pls

>>730470786
i'm not into comics tho , i went there for all the weeb shit

Ok

>>730469271
i hope she's ok

>>730469657
>>730469271
hsonaskfbaipd

>>730470687
They would stop reposting after a while if no one ever reply.

Giff

>>730469271
Hope so

Define girlfriend, girls are under 18, women are 18+. Does this mean I get my very own loli 14 year old starter kit?

>>730469271
Dont give me false hope OP

>>730469271
ok pls

>>730469271
oogs boogs

>>730470598
Me you fucking bitch? You stupid bitch nigger, i hope you die you son of a bitch.

>>730469271
i hope so OP

>>730469271
this shit again

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Are you sure?

>>730470786
I know that feeling man, and it's fine to try.

But realize this. Girls are like busses. Makes no sense to chase after them if you miss the ride. There will be another.

If things don't turn out the way you want them to be, I want you to realize that's not the end of the world. You can let it get to you and be sad about it for some time, but at some point you can get up and move on.

When I was a little younger than you I would tell myself that I needed to proof the world that I was for real by not trying to get close to a lot of girls, but focus on one instead. I don't think that was right in hindsight. You have to get to know girls before you can decide if they're worth loving, and there's nothing wrong with exploring a handful of peoples personalities at a time.

Just dedicate yourself to one girl if you end up really getting somewhere :)

Knowing my luck ill get dumped tomorrow

I put my trust on u

Let's put it to the test.

>>730470991
That's impossible, this kind of thread will always get +300 replies

>>730469271
post more pics of her you faggot

>>730469271
Ok

I wish

>>730471518
Only if you roll dubs

>>730469271
Can I have my fuck buddy back instead?

yeah boiz

>>730471410
thank you wise anon , i will remember your words

>>730469271
:(

>>730471666
nice trips

Also, let's test this, Imma stay home all day and see if any bitches show up

>>730469271
morango

>>730469271
ew gross

Will my wife go away if i reply?

>>730471603
I rolled dubs. Now give me pictures.

Haha

haha jokes on you, im still dying alone regardless!

B-beta

>>730469271
I mean I already have a GF, but I wouldn't mind an upgrade

>>812831254
>>730469271
hope so

>>730469271
Deal OP.

>>730469271
Sweet momma

>>730471679
np, good luck with that girl.

If you want to impress her, put some extra attention to your hygiene, put some thought in your outfit (nothing fancy, but match colours you like, be yourself).

That will give you some extra confidence so you can be chill and not stress so much.

>>730469271
her name is kendall k

>>730469271
how explain pls

ok lol

Hmmm

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Why make this thread?

Sure

>>730471768
No you did not

>>730469271
ok

here's to hoping....

>>730469271
Yay

>>730469271
noice

I need this

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Rolling. If this doesn't work out I'm gonna kill myself on Thursday.

>>730469271
kk but she better not be fat

>>730469271
Okay.jpg

i want the one in the pic pls

>>730469271
what is going on that pic? was that kiddo abused or what?
it makes me pretty fucking sad.

>>730469271
no i will not

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>>730469271
prove it

PLS

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>>730469271
let's try

>>730469271
ok

b-but i'm gay

yes please

>>730469271
Bah this shit never works...

>>730469271
fuck it

Slamboree

lets go boys

>>730472978
well OP is probably a dude anyway

Well suicide is my other option. I could take that one.

>>730469271
im counting on u wizard man

Where do I sign

>>730469271
b8

>>730469271
doubt it

>>730469271
Fag

>>730469271
dawaj tą dziewczynę kurwa

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Aight

sure

Great another failed relationship

goodnight

Ok

godongiht

bullshit

challenge accepted

>>730469271
nah

>>730469271
Going to a concert today with this girl I met at work, and she seems real into me, so its possible

I want a gril friend

ye.

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>>730469271

that bitches face is fucked

We are all here and there will be no women. Lol. I'll play along tho like the rest of the cucks

>>730469271
Plox

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>>730469271

pls

I hope this to be true. I would very much like a girlfriend, and I have some special in mind. Lot's of support to other participants in this thread, I hope you find that special someone.

Better work

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>>730472694

A gf would be nice but I just want a friend..

She deserved it

Noa

Please

>>730469271
get

>>730469271

The real question is. Is she beat up like in that pic. because id like that. or doing that. or somthing to do with that.

P

>>730469271
Why does she have a strip of bacon over her nose?

Doesn't she know that's haram? I know why her husband beat her now.

>>730469271
faggot

>>730474947
>>730469271

Swedish girl confirmed.

Lies

>>730469271
Thanks bro

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But I don't want a girlfriend (or boyfriend). I want a waifu!

Please

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>>730469271

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>>730469271

>>730469271
ok

>>730469271
Please

>>730469271
flex

but i already have one

>>730469271
check this

>>730469271
do eet

gief gf

>>730469271
Hot diggity daffodil

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>>730469271
Ok.

>>730469271
Let's see if meme magic works

>>730469271
why that picture though

>>730469271
Ahahahaha, best joke i heard in a while

>>730469271
Thanks

what if i dont want one

>>730469271
I know it won't work but I'll try either way

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>>730469271
ok
actually i dont want a gf
whatever

>>730469271
yes pls

>>730469271
yesss pls

That picture tho

>>730469271
fok you

Do traps count

Because I only want a trap

>>730469271
b is so fucking desperate...

>>730469271
so much desperate pussies

yeah ok

> 206 replies
Just more proof that we're still just a bunch of beta cucks

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>>730469271
why not

Gib benis

yeaaaaaah right

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>>730476111

>>730469271
No dubs or trips, must be lies, no shitpost kek majik

>>730470277
Femanon?

>>730469271

I want it to be her

Heck I'll settle for just seeing her tomorrow

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K

>>730469271
Ok

Bet?

I want a Muslim cunt. That way you can beat her or rape and get away with it

>>730469271
I have one already

lies

>>730469271
Replying for ASMR Darling, ASMR Glow or Gibi ASMR to be my gf

The holy trinity of hot ASMR girls

>>730469271
nigger

>>730469271
didn't work last time

>>730469271
When i see a lady in this condition i sense a duty to save her and make her okay again. I am a protector. You can call me a white knight for that IDFC. A white knight is a badass from medieval times whose prowess in combat was only matched by his chivalry? You know, chivalry? That code of conduct whereby men actually treat women with respect and defend them from misogynistic jerks like the comment above? The time when men put effort into wooing instead of forcing themselves onto women? The time when people would actually think before paying a woman a compliment instead of blurting out something perverted like "I want my cock in your ass"?

Yeah, you know what? I'm okay with that...

>>730469271
thanx :')

Hoo wee!

>>730476947
plz be pasta

>>730470457
Literally me.
She wasn't that good, though

I don't need one.

>>730469271
Hopefully she isn't fat

>>730469271
Fuck this thread

>>730477370
HEY EVERYONE A FAGGOT
>everyone's a faggot here

Finally

Give me a gril

...

>>730469271
gib

>>730469271
FUCK IT WHY NOT

Please

>>730469271
Sure, why not, here's your (you).

Seriously... What has this fucking site become?

lolm

just fucking kill me

when nothing else works
>>730477734

>>730469271
im skeptical

Lul

What kind of girl will I get

>>730469271
false

my body is ready

>>730469271
kek

>>730469271
y not

>>730469271
tru

very tru

Maybe i should just tell them how i feel and accept any consequence of my actions.

give me girl :(

onegai shimasu!

gimme girl friend

>>730469271
noice

>>730469271
please man

>>730469271
I've just broken up with mine

She better be asain

>>730469271
gibe gf pls

>>730469271
Rollerino gurlerino

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>>730469271

Angelica, I'm gonna make you mine

>>730469271
hello.

K

>>730469271
K

i have a wife whom i love

and there is another woman whom i also love

fuck me sideways i cant take this

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>>730478511
holy fuck, what a positive hopeful post, gtfo normie.

if i had any women in my life i would tap that right now

i already have one, so i'll have a new one? or i'll have two?

rollerino

>>730469271
>bet

>>730469271
thx

>>730469271
I have one

>>730469271
I want to know the story behind this picture.

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lets play a game
leak your ex gf
>snapchat "Y" .ME
thank me later

>>730469271
Ok

>>730469271
plz work

>>730469271
Good bait OP.

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pl0x gf

>>730469271
Might actually work this time, who knows :(

Kek pls

Reeee

>>730469271
Lets see anon

Pls be true and chekem

>>730469271
WOOOOOOOOOOW IM NOT VIRGIN ANYMORE!!!!! THX OP!

>>730469271
lord kek bless me

what if you allready have a girlfriend?

plz just let me keep her

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sure, dude

>>730469271
sure, why not?

is she gay

>>730469271
heyhey

k

>>730469271

hmm ok

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>>730469271
If this actually comes true, then you, op, are the true messiah of kek.

>>730469271
lies

okay

>>730469271
Hmm.

>>730469271
thanks Anon!

>>730469271
lissinin

Delusional dreams

>>730469271
REALLY?

>>730469271
I am so fucking pathetic for doing this

Yeet

>>730469271

বাল

>>730469271
thnanks op

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second Reply, maybe i get two