ITT: We all work in the same room.

BRAAAAP

>>730469226
plot twist
we still keep the jobs we have right now but do them in the same room

Oh the smell, dear Lord have mercy the smell.

>>730469318
Shut the fuck up Carol, it's not like you're so innocent. you always stink up the fridge so this is just keeping things equal

Who the fuck ate my hot cheetos again? Thats the last straw Carol.

Hi do you mind handing out these invitations? We're holding a surprise birthday party for Mary so try to keep it under your hat.

Also if everyone could chip in for her present that'd be great.

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CAROL!!!
A
R
O
L
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!
!

No one on 4chan is employed, fuck.

>>730469256

Hahahaha!

You don't have to be crazy to work here... BUT IT HELPS! :^)

>>730469399
Peter.. we know about the 'stash' you have on your work computer okay?

*has coughing fit*

does anyone have tissues

"Ha ha! Hey there, Greg-O! You workin' hard, or...HARDLY WORKIN'?"

>>730469226
WHO THE FUCK TOOK MY STAPLER

Who the fuck keeps their shitty smelling food in the damn fridge??

Alright, we need to get rid of Carol. The fucking bitch is making our work place more of a hell than it already is.

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Hey, Peters, wiggle my mouse for me so Skype doesn't show 'Away'. I'll be back in a year.

I said keep wiggling, fucker. I'll be watching you remotely. And I'll plant CP on your work laptop if you don't.

Who are my toaster strudels? There were 4 in the package this morning. If I find out who ate my goddamn toaster strudels, there will be hell to pay. Do you all hear me?!?!

*400 anons vegetate on and are doing nothing but shitposting on 4chan*

>>730469876
Sorry Joe they were in the pantry I just thought they were for everybody

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>ITT: We all work in the same room.

>>730469898
Says the nigger

>>730469876
Damn joe here have a poptart

>>730469957
would that make the statement any less true?

>>730470010
Yes it would cause you probably stole it

>>730470047
Topkek

>>730470047
stole... 4chan?

just like that. cringe thread

>>730469226
Hey did you get the memo about the new format for the TPS reports?

>>730470124
On top of stealing everything else......sure why not add to the growing list

>>730470124
I'm da ofice--kang, I be stealin everything me find...
Staplers, Pens, Bikes, 4chan...

i need more fires and two steamers!

>>730469663
Oh, and I'm the only one here? C'mon, Steve, get real.

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Learn to English, fags.

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STOP BREAKING THE STAPLER YOU FUCKING FUCKS!

Aaaand Compiling...
*starts playing centuries on comp*

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THERE IS A BEAR!
ALL MALES LEAVE THE BUILDING
ALL TRAPS TO THE BATHROOM

IT'S TIME FOR THE KY JELLY AND FOOTBALLS

>>730469226
I'm making pancakes! Just costs 1/3th of your soul!

>>730470257
The topest of keks

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Hey Doug hear this
>mi waif

>>730470283
I've got a steamer roight here for ya m8

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>>730469596
Fuck u i never sign that shit and donate. U got me in training but once i caught in i never sogned that shit again

>>730469780
Let's rape her!

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A loud fart erupts from an unknown cubicle.

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>>730470406
>compile in a virtual machine running windows 10 home with 512 mb ram and 1 core

Sorry I'm late, everyone, but I'm on my period :(

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I'm very happy to be the employee of the month

Who didn't flush the fucking toilet

>>730470831
fucking affirmative action

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>>730470831
Owahh, yea yoh ching chong ding dong wing wong fing fong? Owahhh veru gud.

>>730470831
Your fucking job is hanging and testing suicide nets, you're the only one who keeps this business running

>>730470827
REALLY CAROL? I THOUGHT YOU WERE PREGNANT

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pretends to be coding but lurking on 4chan

>>730471036
dodged that bullet.

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Okay my employees, today is dick inspection day.

Anybody WITHOUT autism is excluded from this event, all others please undress and then stand in line.

>>730470552
extra cocktail!

>>730471256
um.... autism only accounts for such a small portion of the population... there might only be a single person in the office with autism, if that. why would you want to see HIS dick? or her, depending...

>>730471256
Not again!

>>730469316
What have you done? I work with developmentally disabled people. Now there's tards running around.

>>730469226
That is the literal definition of depressing.

What the fuck could so many people be doing on computers all crammed in like sardines like that?

>>730471374
Maybe a small portion of the population. We are on 4chan here.

>>730469761
Probably Carol

>>730471429
filing TPS reports

I'm not really sure what difference it makes how crammed together they are, versus each one having a separate office. they could easily be doing the same work regardless of their space.

So who's the head honcho in charge of the Andy Sixx's asshole meme?
Got this log of shit from UPS.

>>73047137
>"ITT: We all work in the same room."
>We
>small portion has autism

Top kek

>>730471600
hold on. let me look at that...

ah... here's your problem... this is building 1205, not 1250. you want HR next door.

>>730471600
You should probably check with Troy in HR. He could tell you.

>>730469761

see

>>730470047
>>730470124
>>730470257

Oh dear Lord I forgot something at the bathroom, see ya later